HALLOWEEN JOKES!

What do ghosts servefor dessert?

I-Scream!

When is it bad luck tomeet a black cat?

When you’re a mouse!

What do you call a witch who lives at the

beach?

A sand-witch!

What are ghosts' favourite kind of

streets?

Dead ends!

Who does Dracula get letters from?

His fang club!

What's a ghosts’ favourite dessert?

Boo-berry pie!

Why do skeletonsdrink milk?

To help their bones!

What's a skeletons’ favourite part of the

house?

The living room!

What is Dracula'sfavourite restaurant?

Murder King!

What is a Ghost'sfavourite food?

HamBoogers

Why don’t skeletonslike parties?

They have no body todance with!

What does a skeletonorder at a bar?

A glass of water and a mop!

What do monsters callpeople?

Breakfast!

How do you make a witch itch?

Take away her w!

What do ghosts drinkat breakfast?

Coffe with scream and sugar!