Jingle Jokes

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Transcript of Jingle Jokes

LIBRARY OF THE

IVERSITY OF CALIFORNIA

LOS ANGELES

ing, that your system needs

toning up, is a feeling of geq-eral weariless and lassitude.

Nothing will do it better t^an Hires Rootbeer. No rqediciqe acts

nrpre quickly upoq the blood, nor does rrjore perrqaqent goodIt soothes th^e nerves aqd increases vitality.

YET IT ISN'T A MEDICINE IT'S A BEVERAGE

the most whLolesorr[e, refreshing beverage ever made. No

danger of giving tr\e children too much ; everything iq it is fresh

and pure. Hires Rootbeer gives pleasure and good qealth to

young and old, making clear complexion aqd rosy cheeks. Drink

Hires Rootbeer now aqd it will make you well. Driqk it always

and it will keep you well. A package makes five gallons.

HIRES ROOTBEER is MADE OF ROOTS.

BEWARE OF THE"OTHER KINDS."

Save the labels on tr^e package and send for Premjum Cata-

logue.

HIRES CARBONATED ROOTBEER. HIRES GINGER ALE.

Pure, Spa/kiir.g and Wholesome. Pint Bottles Ready to Drink.

Little Miss LeechShe ate a green peach :

A peach that was sticky and gummyS h e felt very ^oo d

After eating such foodTill she ^otabi^ pain in her

"tummy'

FOR CLEAR AND ROSY CHEEKS_HireS Rootbeer

PURIFIES THE BLOOD - Hires Rootbeer

A quaint little 6irf

with a queer little curl

Was feedind tin cansto a

He ate so much tin

That he grewverythinAnd they say he now

has a tin coat.

NO THIRST TOO GREAT1 HJPeS

ELIXIR OF LIFE - Hires RootbeeiKITU

There was a man in ourtown

And he was wondrous wise;

Hejumped into abramble patchAnd there before his eyes ,

He found the roots andherbs

andthings (Ingredients so queer)

FromwhichhiScientific way,

MUST BE GOOD, DOCTORS RECOMMEND IT-

Old Yankee DoodleRode old Cock-a-doodle

Along onthe Tnilkyway,Till a comet flew by,

Through a hole in the

And droveYankee^Doodle away.

NATIONAL FAMILY TEMPERANCE DRINK.HifeS Rd"

GOOD MORNING, NOON AND NiGHT_Hires Rootbeer

A brave soldier boywith

a face like the moonWas marching one

morning inJune,

When hisgun went

off.Bang!

With a clatter and clang

and shot the tail off

of a coon.

QuTcKLY MADE, WELL REPAID-HlPCS

A drandmother storkflew over the hill,

From the city of

BabyvilleAnd under her win

,

Was a dear littlething:A baby-our household Kia0.

FROM YOUTH TO OLD AGE-HlYeS

FOR WEARINESS AND

An old kitty cat

Sat on a door mat

And$i|Wled

with kittenish^lee

To see the pu^ pup ifi\

With his ears staadin^up

Bark atthe bark of a tree.

DIGESTION.Hircs'Rootbe^r

Hires RootbeerDELICIOUS

AND

APPETIZING.

Lady MonkeyRode a DonkeyAnd what do you think?

It frightened her

Till all her fur

Turned just as blac

as ink.

MANY IMITATIONS, ONE ORIGINAL-

You Know wKat you're drinhing wheni

drink Hires ^ootbeer.

Rootbeer1

Ccmtairss

Jumper Berries

*4I ops

Spikenard

Winter<>reer\

Everything that eqters into its rriakiqg is selected

from tKe highest grade of healthful herbs, barks

aqd berries. This delicious temperance bever-

age is a

HOT-WEATHER REQUISITE

of which every home should have a good

supply. A cold sparkling effervescent glass of

Hires Rootbeer will satisfy your thirst, refresh

and strengthen, you, making work less irksome,

play more pleasant, rest nqore restful. It is

pre-eminently th\e best drink for children be-

cause of its healths-giving properties. Driqk all

you want of it the nqore the better. A pack-

age makes five gallons. Sold everywhere.

BEWARE OF IMITATIONS.

Bottles with Patent Stoppers for putting up Hires Rootbeer.

Cleaq, convenient, r\andy, lasting, and always ready for use.

Does away with corks, string or wire. Price $2.25 per case of four

dozen piqts, at Malvern, Pa., freight not paid. Send stamps or

moqey order, aqd we will sr\ip promptly.

THE CHARLES E. HIRES COMPANY,MALVERN, PA.

Making Hires Rootbeer at Home.