Halloween jokes!
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HALLOWEEN JOKES!
What do ghosts servefor dessert?
I-Scream!
When is it bad luck tomeet a black cat?
When you’re a mouse!
What do you call a witch who lives at the
beach?
A sand-witch!
What are ghosts' favourite kind of
streets?
Dead ends!
Who does Dracula get letters from?
His fang club!
What's a ghosts’ favourite dessert?
Boo-berry pie!
Why do skeletonsdrink milk?
To help their bones!
What's a skeletons’ favourite part of the
house?
The living room!
What is Dracula'sfavourite restaurant?
Murder King!
What is a Ghost'sfavourite food?
HamBoogers
Why don’t skeletonslike parties?
They have no body todance with!
What does a skeletonorder at a bar?
A glass of water and a mop!
What do monsters callpeople?
Breakfast!
How do you make a witch itch?
Take away her w!
What do ghosts drinkat breakfast?
Coffe with scream and sugar!