Halloween Howls- Holiday jokes from 4T

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Kids learn to add and manipulate slides, clip art, and text boxes in PowerPoint after being introduced to the 818 section of the school library

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Where do baby ghosts go during the day?

Alaina

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(Dayscare!)

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What road has the most ghosts haunting it?

Alysia .L. day

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(A dead end!)

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Why did the skeleton go to the party alone?

Annie

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(Because he couldn't find any body to go with him!)

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Why are graveyards noisy?

Ben Grayhawk

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Because of all the coffin!

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Why is there a gate around cemeteries?

caden

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(Because people are dying to get in!)

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Why do witches fly on brooms?

Carson Crawford

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(Because vacuum cleaners are too heavy!)

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Why do witches fly on brooms?

carsonH

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(Because vacuum cleaners are too heavy!)

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What do you get if you divide the circumference of a jack-o-lantern by

its diameter?

christian

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(Pumpkin pi!)

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Which circus performers can see in the dark?

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(The acro-bats!)

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What position does a ghost play in soccer?

Erin

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(Ghoulie!)

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Jesse Millan

What's big, scary, and has three wheels?

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A monster riding a tricycle

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What do witches ask for at hotels?

Josiah Hawk

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(Broom service!)

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What room is useless for a ghost?

Kaitlyn

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(A living room!)

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KARLI

What's the problem with twin witches?

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(You can't tell which witch is which!)

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What's big, scary, and has three wheels?

Maddy

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(A monster riding a tricycle!)

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Why didn't the mummy have any friends?

By McKinley

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(Because he was wrapped up in himself!)

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What do you do with a green monster?

Nadelie

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(Wait until she's ripe!)

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What road has the most ghosts haunting it?

noah

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(A dead end!)

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What do you call a skeleton who won't work?

Noraperagine

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(Lazy bones!)

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What's big, scary, and has three wheels?

Seth Allred

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A Monster Riding A Tricycle!

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What did the skeleton order for dinner?

Thomas Kellmer

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Spare ribs!