Jokes
-
Upload
graceneema14 -
Category
Entertainment & Humor
-
view
562 -
download
2
description
Transcript of Jokes
JOKES!!!HA!!!
HA!!!
HA!!!
HA!!!
HA!!!
HA!!!
Why is the math book so
unhappy?
Because it’s full of problems!!
What do elves learn in school?
The elf- abet
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses to
school?
Because she had bright students!
Why did the basket ball player
go to jail?
He shot the ball!
What day of the week do
chickens hate?
FRY-DAY
WHAT GOES IN DRY, COMES OUT WET, AND GIVES
WARM SATISFACTION?
A TEA BAG.
What was the witches' favorite
subject in school?
Spelling
What do you get when you cross an
elephant and a rhino?
EL-IF-I-NO
If you peel my skin off, I won't cry, but you will.
What am I?
An onion.
Why didn't the
skeleton go to the
ball?
Because he had no
body to go with!
Where do cows go to have fun?
To the mooovie
s!
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 8 9!
What do you call a cow in
an earthquake?
A milkshake!
What did the porcupine say to the cactus?
"Is that you, Mama?"
What dog keeps the
best time?
A watch dog.
What did one plate say to the other
plate? ????
"Lunch is on me!"
What is black and white and red all
over?
A sun burnt zebra!
What do you say to a skeleton
going on vacation?
Bone voyage!
What did the grape do
when it got stepped on?
It let out a little wine!
What do you get when you cross a
snake and a kangaroo?
A jump rope!
Why did the boy bring a ladder to school?
He wanted to see what High
School was like!
What did one toilet say to the
other toilet? ????!
!!
You look a bit flushed!
Because all the fans
have left!
How can you tell if a
calendar is popular?
It has a lot of dates!