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    Further to women who think!!!

    An old man and woman were married for many years and they grew to hate each

    other.

    When they had a confrontation, screaming and yelling could be heard deep into the

    night.

    The old man would shout, 'When I die, I will dig my way up and out of the grave and

    come back and haunt you for the rest of your life!' Neighbors feared him. They

    believed he practiced black magic, because of the many strange occurrences that

    took place in their neighbourhood.

    The old man liked the fact that he was feared.. To everyone's relief, he died of a

    heart attack when he was 98.

    His wife had a closed casket at the wake. After the burial, she went straight to the

    local bar and began to party, as if there was no tomorrow.

    Her neighbors, concerned for her safety, asked, 'Aren't you afraid that he mayindeed be able to dig his way up and out of the grave and come back to haunt you

    for the rest of your life?

    The wife put down her drink and said, 'Let him dig. I had him buried upside down.'

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    Wednesday, March 24, 2010

    Bindaas Jokes CID style!!!

    (1) Apni mehenat ka pasina is tarah se na pochooo.

    Waha wah.!!!

    Apni mehenat ka pasina is tarah se na pochooo.

    Waha wah.!!!

    A.C.P. Pradyuman ne kaha "Socho Daya Sochoo."

    (2) Teen tarah ke log hote hai..

    Human........

    Super Human........

    And

    Aur kya?

    Apna ACP Pradhuman J J

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    (3) Hum tumhare pyaar me jaan bhi de denge

    Hum tumhare pyaar me jaan bhi de denge

    Aur

    Aur

    Aur

    Doctor Salunke Murde se bhi sach ugalawa lenge.

    (4) 5 rupaye ka ek samosa, 10 rupaye ke do.

    Gaur farmaiye.

    5 rupaye ka ek samosa, 10 rupaye ke do.

    Abhijeet kuch to gadbad hai, Daya darwaza tod do..

    (5) English me gaay ko kahete hai cow.....

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    English me gaay ko kahete hai cow.....

    Kuch to baat hai DAYA, pata lagao!!!!!

    (6) bakwaas ki baaton main waqt zaaya mat karo...

    bakwaas ki baaton main waqt zaaya mat karo...

    Daya, Abhijeet...Poori jagah ko achchi tarah search karo...

    (7) yeh hasin waadiyaan , yeh khula khula aakash

    yeh hasin waadiyaan , yeh khula khula aakash

    Wah Wah ......

    "Daya aakhir gayi kaha Yahan thi Laaaash... !! "

    (8) Na bandook se maro..na bomb se maro.

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    Waah waah.

    Na bandook se maro..na bomb se maro.

    ACP Pradyuman bole,chappa chappa chan maro..

    (9) Patni upwas rakhati hai jab hota hai karva chauth

    Wah wah

    Patni upwas rakhati hai jab hota hai karva chauth

    ACP Pradyuman keheta hai tume hogi ""SAZAYEE MAUT""...

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    Tuesday, November 17, 2009

    Coolest doubt in Mahabharata

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    In some remote village of India, one masterji is teaching the Mahabharat katha to

    class 6 students.

    He is at the krishnajanma' part of it.

    Masterji: "Kansa heard the akashwani that his sister's 8th child is going to kill him.

    He was furious. He ordered to put vasudev n devki behind the bars. First son is

    born, and kansa kills him by poisoning... Second one is born n kansa throws him off

    the mountain peak. Third one is born." Now Ramu, who is smartest of the lot, puts

    up his hand.

    Masterji, I have a doubt (sounding nervous n confused)

    Masterji: "Ramu bete, whole India does not have doubt in Mahabharata then how

    come u have one?"

    Ramu : Masterji, if Kansa knew that Devaki's 8th child was going to kill him,

    WHY THE HELL DID HE PUT VASUDEV AND DEVAKI IN THE SAME CELL?

    Masterji fainted...???

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    Monday, October 12, 2009

    Two-Line Rhyme With The Most Romantic First Line, But The Least Romantic Second

    Line

    My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife,

    Marrying you screwed up my life.

    I see your face when I am dreaming.

    That's why I always wake up screaming.

    Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;

    This describes everything you are not.

    I thought that I could love no other --

    that is until I met your brother.

    Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

    But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so isyour head.

    I want to feel your sweet embrace;

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    But don't take that paper bag off your face.

    I love your smile, your face, and your eyes --

    Damn, I'm good at telling lies!

    My love, you take my breath away.

    What have you stepped in to smell this way?

    My feelings for you no words can tell,

    Except for maybe 'Go to hell.'

    What inspired this amorous rhyme?

    Two parts tequila, one part lime !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Guy's perspective About Their Wives

    When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. -

    David Bissonette

    After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face

    each other, but still they stay together. - Sacha Guitry

    By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one,

    you'll become a philosopher. - Socrates

    Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them. -

    Anonymous

    The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, 'What does a

    woman want? - Dumas

    I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me. - SigmundFreud

    'Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a

    restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing.

    She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.' - Anonymous

    'There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's

    called marriage.' - Sam Kinison

    'I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the second one

    didn't.' - James Holt McGavra

    Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming:

    Whenever you're wrong, admit it

    Whenever you're right, shut up. - Patrick Murra

    The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once. - Nash

    You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to. Anonymous

    My wife and I were happy for twenty years Then we met. - Henny Youngman

    A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong. - Rodney Dangerfield

    A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: 'Wife wanted'. Next day he received a

    hundred letters. They all said the same thing: 'You can have mine.' - Anonymous

    First Guy (proudly): 'My wife's an angel!'

    Second Guy: 'You're lucky, mine's still alive.' - Anonymous

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    Thursday, October 1, 2009

    Kalam meeting Bush and the US Story

    While visiting India, George Bush is invited to tea with Abdul Kalam.

    He asks Kalam what his leadership philosophy is. He says that, it is to surround

    himself with intelligent people.

    Bush asks how he knows if they're intelligent.

    "I do so by asking them the right questions," says Kalam. "Allow me to

    demonstrate."

    Bush watches as Kalam phones Manmohan Singh and says,

    "Mr. Prime Minister, please answer this question: Your mother has a child, and your

    father has a child, and this child is not your brother or sister. Who is it?"

    Manmohan immediately responds, "It's me, Sir !"

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    "Correct.. Thank you and good-bye" says Kalam. He hangs up and says," Did you

    get that, Mr. Bush?"

    Bush nods: "Yes Mr. President.. Thanks a lot.

    I'll definitely be using that!"

    Bush, upon returning to Washington, decides he'd better put Condoleezza Rice to

    the test.

    Bush summons her to the White House and says, "Condoleezza, I wonder if you cananswer a question for me."

    "Why, of course, sir. What's on your mind?"

    Bush poses the question: "Uhh, your mother has a child, and your father has a child,

    and this child is not your brother or your sister. Who is it?"

    Rice was puzzled and finally asks, "Can I think about it and get back to you?" Bush

    agrees, and Rice leaves.

    Rice immediately calls a meeting of senior senators, and they puzzle over the

    question for several hours, but nobody can come up with an answ