Hindi Jokes

Hindi Funny Jokes

Pati: Main tumhari roz-roz ki Farmayisho se tang aa gya hoon. Dil karta hai Khudkushi kar loon.

Patni: Theek hai theek hai.. Lekin usse pahle mujhe 2-4 safed suit Jaroor dila dena.

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Santa Ko Raste Mein Ek Pathar Mila..

Pathar pe Likha Tha.. Mujhko Palat Lo, Kuch Ban Jaoge.

Santa ne use Palta..

Niche Likha Tha, Ban Gaye Na Bewkuf!!

B4 shaadi: maine pyar kiya

1st Yr: pyar ke side effects

2nd Yr: Pyar ka panchname

3rd Yr: Maine pyar kyu kiya

4th Yr: Pyar tune kya kiya

5th Yr: Luv ka the End

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Train mai ek husband apni wife se: tujh say shadi ker k pachta raha hun dil kerta hai tujhey kuttay k agay dal dun

samnay wala passenger:wao wao wao wao!!!…

Kal raat ko party me mene 1 ladki ki izzat ko bacchaya Other Boy: Waah Bhai .!!!

Par kaise ???

1st Boy : Self Control Bhai .. SELF CONTROL :D

Police: Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phansi di jayegi.

Sardar: Ha ha ha!

Police: Kyu hass rahe ho?

Sardar: Main toh subah 8 baje tak sota hoon!

Maalik: Tum bathroom mein kyu ghus aaye, Kya tumhe pata nahi tha ki mein naha raha hoon?

Naukar: Hazur galti ho gayi, mein samjha tha begum sahiba hai.

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Sunil ne usse rok kar poocha: Arre bhai esa kyu kar rahe ho, kyu nanga bhag rahe ho, tumhe sharam nahi aati?

Anil: Kyu ki aaj tum jaldi ghar aagaye, Issi liye.

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chaand ko tod doonga

suraj ko fod doonga

agar tu haan kah de

to pahali wali ko chhod doonga.

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Ladki ka baap : Main nahi chahata ki meri ladki apni poori zindagi ek gadhe ke saath guzaare.

Ladki ka Boyfriend : Bus isiliye to main usse shaadi kar ke yahan se le jaana chahata hoon.

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Kanjoos boss 2 worker: Tumne is saal mehnat se kaam kia hai, is liye 5000 ka bonus cheque de raha hoon.

Agar isi tarha kaam karoge to agle saal is pe sign bhi kar dunga.

Ek sharabi sky ki taraf ishara kar ke dusre sharabi se bola: Ye suraj hai ya chaand.

Dusra sharabi: Pata nahi bhai, main bhi is shehar me naya hun.

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Rat Bhar Ayi Nhi, Or Hum Hila Hila Kr Yu Hi So Gye,Jo Hila Rhe The Woh Pankha Tha, Jo Ayi Nhi Wo Bijli Thi, Abe Salo Kbi To Acha Samja Kro Dirty Mind

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