Haden Valley had just

finished school and couldn’t

wait to go to Camp Akita!

She loves the Soap Slide and

the Wet Willies, but she is

also very excited for the

little things, like eating with

her friends in the dining

hall.

In fact, she couldn’t stop

thinking about dinner. She

was h-u-n-g-r-y.

Good evening I’m Bert

Bartlestone, and this is the

evening news.

Tonight, we’ve got a special

report about two devious

individuals who are

infamous in the summer

camp world. Burger Boi and

Dairy Diva are their names,

and this is their story.

After trying to make it as an

international pop star,

Burger Boi’s dreams were

crushed when he didn’t

make the cut on The Voice.

With his shattered dreams,

this food-human hybrid

turned to the dark side. By

giving away free

hamburgers to cheering

children, Burger Boi found

the popularity he’d been

craving.

You may recognize Dairy

Diva from her glory days in

the pro-wrestling ring.

Although fans were

fascinated by the fact that

this cross between ice

cream and Ice Queen was a

show stealer, Dairy Diva

was asked to resign after 12

consecutive last-place

finishes.

Melting with

disappointment, Dairy Diva

regained confidence when

she joined forces with

Burger Boi and started

taking over summer camps

across the country.

Haden Valley couldn’t

bear watching the news of

Burger Boi and the Dairy

Diva destroying summer

camps, something had to be

done.

She didn’t know what, but

she knew she was the only

one who could do anything

about it………

Find out what happens next

at Camp Akita.