Computer tech support jokes

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QUESTIONWhat do you get if you

cross a computer with a hamburger?

ANSWERA big mac.

QUESTIONWhat do computer experts

do at weekends?

ANSWERGo for a disk drive.

QUESTIONWhat did the mouse say to

the webcam?

ANSWERCheese.

QUESTIONWhat did one mouse say

to the other mouse?

ANSWERI get a click out of you.

Question"Do you turn on your

computer with your left hand or your right hand?"

ANSWERAmazing! Most people have

to use the on/off switch."

QUESTIONWhat did one keyboard say

to the other keyboard?

ANSWERSorry, you're not my type.

QUESTIONI've been sitting at this

computer for hours and I haven't seen a single website.

ANSWERThat's because you're

supposed to sit facing the screen.

QUESTIONHow do you stop your laptop batteries from

running out?

ANSWERHide their trainers.

QUESTIONHelpline? I've just pushed a piece of

bacon into my disk drive! TECHSUPPORT: Has the computer

stopped working?.

ANSWERNo, but there's a lot of

crackling

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