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QUESTIONWhat do you get if you

cross a computer with a hamburger?

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ANSWERA big mac.

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QUESTIONWhat do computer experts

do at weekends?

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ANSWERGo for a disk drive.

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QUESTIONWhat did the mouse say to

the webcam?

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ANSWERCheese.

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QUESTIONWhat did one mouse say

to the other mouse?

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ANSWERI get a click out of you.

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Question"Do you turn on your

computer with your left hand or your right hand?"

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ANSWERAmazing! Most people have

to use the on/off switch."

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QUESTIONWhat did one keyboard say

to the other keyboard?

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ANSWERSorry, you're not my type.

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QUESTIONI've been sitting at this

computer for hours and I haven't seen a single website.

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ANSWERThat's because you're

supposed to sit facing the screen.

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QUESTIONHow do you stop your laptop batteries from

running out?

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ANSWERHide their trainers.

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QUESTIONHelpline? I've just pushed a piece of

bacon into my disk drive! TECHSUPPORT: Has the computer

stopped working?.

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ANSWERNo, but there's a lot of

crackling

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