The Drawing Board, issue 167

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Semantics Roxanne Kehr Let's discontinue this kind of thing. The Big Bad World Gordon Brown

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Transcript of The Drawing Board, issue 167

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Semantics Roxanne Kehr

Let's discontinue this kind of thing.

The Big Bad World Gordon Brown

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Non-descript Katie Parry

“Whiteout: a surface weather condition in an arctic area in which no object casts a shadow, the horizon cannot be seen,...” --Webster's Third New International Dictionary

cough MLE

Overly Prepared Izzy Higdon

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Steve, the Insensitive Reindeer Trip

What Evolution Forgot Wesley Payette

YES, I found everything I was looking for.

I Can Whine All the Time Anonymiffed

If I had a nickel for every disparaging remark about the weather I heard this week, I could

throw them all in the air and give people some precipitation to really complain about.

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No, But Seriously Izzy Higdon

“...which [knits] them all together in perfect unity....” (Col 3:14)

Culture Quips Bonnie Szymanski .

Nevermind - it's a Bluetooth. .

The Drawing Board would like to commemorate the

well-lived life of Bonnie Szymanski, 2013 alumna, former

comic contributor, and dear friend. Bonnie resides now in

a place whose joy far exceeds the folly of our facetious

comical endeavors. The following strip is reprinted from

our 135th issue, which was published on December 13, 2012.

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Sad Boss Comics Luke Doty

Awkward Musical Moments Katie Parry

Sing us a song, you’re the Piano Man.

The Man With a Hat on His Finger Harold Beardington

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With Apologies to the Mature Leah Doty

The plants need to sleep.

Valued readers,

When does break end? I’m a little apprehensive to return to

the rigors of classes, but it sure has been wonderful having

these two weeks off. Wait, what? One week, you’re telling me.

Well I’m in a real pickle here, aren’t I.

Fecklessness aside, I do hope you’ve enjoyed this week’s

issue. Several of our regular contributors have apparently

been kidnapped by academic taskmasters, resulting in their

absence from our midst today. The Drawing Board does not

negotiate with terrorists or professors--not because of

ideological reasons, mostly we just lack the funds--so we will

simply cross our fingers for our artists’ safe return next week.

Did you know that the publication in your hands is also on

~ + h E i N t 3 R n E T ~ ? Find us at facebook.com/houghton

drawingboard and we’ll be the best of friends, I’m sure.

Cavalierly,

Leah

Editor’s Panel

Leah Doty Editor Emily Marie Morrow (MLE) Co-Editor Laura Stockdale Treasurer Roxanne Kehr Distributor John Rhett Faculty Advisor

Double-You Double-You Jay Dee Evan Yeong

Mark 2:17

Anthropophrenzy Bobby Mauger & Jim Vitale

Happy birthday, Mom!

HORROR MOVIE NIGHT AT THE CANDLE THEATRE