The Drawing Board, issue 167
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Transcript of The Drawing Board, issue 167
Semantics Roxanne Kehr
Let's discontinue this kind of thing.
The Big Bad World Gordon Brown
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Non-descript Katie Parry
“Whiteout: a surface weather condition in an arctic area in which no object casts a shadow, the horizon cannot be seen,...” --Webster's Third New International Dictionary
cough MLE
Overly Prepared Izzy Higdon
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Steve, the Insensitive Reindeer Trip
What Evolution Forgot Wesley Payette
YES, I found everything I was looking for.
I Can Whine All the Time Anonymiffed
If I had a nickel for every disparaging remark about the weather I heard this week, I could
throw them all in the air and give people some precipitation to really complain about.
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No, But Seriously Izzy Higdon
“...which [knits] them all together in perfect unity....” (Col 3:14)
Culture Quips Bonnie Szymanski .
Nevermind - it's a Bluetooth. .
The Drawing Board would like to commemorate the
well-lived life of Bonnie Szymanski, 2013 alumna, former
comic contributor, and dear friend. Bonnie resides now in
a place whose joy far exceeds the folly of our facetious
comical endeavors. The following strip is reprinted from
our 135th issue, which was published on December 13, 2012.
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Sad Boss Comics Luke Doty
Awkward Musical Moments Katie Parry
Sing us a song, you’re the Piano Man.
The Man With a Hat on His Finger Harold Beardington
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With Apologies to the Mature Leah Doty
The plants need to sleep.
Valued readers,
When does break end? I’m a little apprehensive to return to
the rigors of classes, but it sure has been wonderful having
these two weeks off. Wait, what? One week, you’re telling me.
Well I’m in a real pickle here, aren’t I.
Fecklessness aside, I do hope you’ve enjoyed this week’s
issue. Several of our regular contributors have apparently
been kidnapped by academic taskmasters, resulting in their
absence from our midst today. The Drawing Board does not
negotiate with terrorists or professors--not because of
ideological reasons, mostly we just lack the funds--so we will
simply cross our fingers for our artists’ safe return next week.
Did you know that the publication in your hands is also on
~ + h E i N t 3 R n E T ~ ? Find us at facebook.com/houghton
drawingboard and we’ll be the best of friends, I’m sure.
Cavalierly,
Leah
Editor’s Panel
Leah Doty Editor Emily Marie Morrow (MLE) Co-Editor Laura Stockdale Treasurer Roxanne Kehr Distributor John Rhett Faculty Advisor
Double-You Double-You Jay Dee Evan Yeong
Mark 2:17
Anthropophrenzy Bobby Mauger & Jim Vitale
Happy birthday, Mom!
HORROR MOVIE NIGHT AT THE CANDLE THEATRE