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The Quad: a community assset from June - August Semantics Roxanne Kehr “Who Will Get Admitted to Houghton?”--still a more interesting show than “Deal or No Deal.” The Big Bad World Gordon Brown
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Transcript of The Drawing Board, issue 171
The Quad: a community assset from June - August
Semantics Roxanne Kehr
“Who Will Get Admitted to Houghton?”--still a more interesting show than “Deal or No Deal.”
The Big Bad World Gordon Brown
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ANGST Caleb Hallead
I knew I was forgetting something.
Room 500 Beth Knight & Laura Stockdale
In reference to the April Fools’ comic
The Man With a Hat on His Finger Harold Beardington
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cough MLE
I'm looking at you, Nicholas.
Non-descript Katie Parry
The Liberal Arts: learning what you don't know how to say.
Things that probably shouldn't be made fun of Roxanne Kehr
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Steve, the Insensitive Reindeer Trip
No, But Seriously Izzy Higdon
Don't even talk to me about the plurality of “we” unless you're conjoined at the uterus with somebody.
Misadventures of the Myriad The Gadflies
Yes, this applies to the metaphorical language of an issue being present as well.
Sad Boss Comics Luke Doty
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Apples and Axes Dray
Seriously though, I had no idea ‘dray’ was an actual word. Huh.
I never knew how clueless adults actually are.
Freshman Friendship Struggles Whit
Conspiticy Theory Medi & Kali
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With Apologies to the Mature Leah Doty
“One, two, three--” “Ugh, I need to go sulk.” “Hey, three seconds, new record!”
Revelers and pool-floaters,
If you haven’t guessed--and, quite frankly, how could you
not have--today marks a precise 89 years since the public
debut of The Great Gatsby and its titular character, James
Gatz. Not to spoil the ending for anyone, but the novel’s
penultimate word is “the.” Another morsel of trivia is that
F. Scott Fitzgerald was named after his [albeit distant]
cousin, Francis Scott Key, author of the US national anthem.
Some talents must run in families. Also: names.
Other things that run in families are comics. If you would
like to join the family of The Drawing Board, please send
your application in comic form to CPO 100 or leah.doty14
@houghton.edu. There is a vacant position under the strip
title Reasons to Sleep Just One More Tiny Minute.
Unattainably,
Leah
Editor’s Panel
Leah Doty Editor Emily Marie Morrow (MLE) Co-Editor Laura Stockdale Treasurer Roxanne Kehr Distributor John Rhett Faculty Advisor
Double-You Double-You Jay Dee Evan Yeong
Matthew 5:41
Anthropophrenzy Bobby Mauger & Jim Vitale
“Haha! That dweeb still uses an antenna!”
IT WAS THEN THAT HE REALIZED WHY HE WOULD NEVER MAKE IT IN THE HONORS CLASS.
