The Drawing Board, issue 158

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The Quiet Riot Emily Raczelowski cough MLE there now

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The Quiet Riot Emily Raczelowski

cough MLE

there now

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Non-descript Katie Parry

Thanks to Google for the onomatopoeia spelling, and also for the spelling of “onomatopoeia.”

ANGST Caleb Hallead

Gotta love friendly Houghtonites...

wow, my head is huge

Semantics Roxanne Kehr

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Conspiticy Theory Medi & Kali

Window Washing: 2:00 AM Jane Stairs

Maybe not an effective method...

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Steve, the Insensitive Reindeer Trip

So keep your chin up, otherwise you'll explode. Probably.

Animals Doing Things That Humans Are Usually The Ones To Do Eli Wallace

Mind your own business, Paul Bunyan.

Apples and Axes Dray

Seriously though. My own roommate didn't even recognize me at first!

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Danger Safety Sylvia Morrow Oops Katie Parry

Sherlock Holmes had a liberal arts education, too, right?

Sad Boss Comics Luke Doty

What Evolution Forgot Wesley Payette

“She turned me into a newt!”

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This has been a message from the creator of ANGST and the rest of The Drawing Board.

The Man With a Hat on His Finger Harold Beardington

Misadventures of the Myriad The Gadflies

“Well then... I'm not sure where this leaves us.”

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Freshman Friendship Struggles Whit

Freshmen, learn from my mistake!

Slizzice of Life Luke Doty

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We interrupt this publication to bring you a breaking news report:

Stress levels across the campus have reached epidemic

proportions since the seasonal return from Thanksgiving break.

Freshmen have been reportedly sighted curled up in the

library sucking their thumbs and rocking back and forth,

muttering unintelligibly. Sources could not confirm that this is

out of the ordinary.

In response to the outbreak, which has been correlated to the

recent holiday, professors are advocating the elimination of

Thanksgiving break from the academic calendar for future years.

Murmers of a student-led storming of the Luckey Memorial

Building in protest of these discussions have spread among the

community. Seniors reportedly could not care less.

Students seeking treatment take large doses of comics, the

only known cure for academic distress.

And now for an emergency report from weather correspon-

dant Melvin Theodore Snow. Over to you, Mel.

Signing off, this is

Leah Doty

Editor’s Panel

Leah Doty Editor Emily Marie Morrow (MLE) Co-Editor Laura Stockdale Treasurer Roxanne Kehr Distributor John Rhett Faculty Advisor

With Apologies to the Mature Leah Doty

“How do you plan to fend off the hordes of fangirls, Hot Stuff?”

Rated PG Evan Yeong

I had to ask someone on campus whether or not it had snowed there, because I'm an ideas first kind of guy.

Dead Serious Eli Knapp

Fortunately for children the world over, technically-minded author Robert May overcame an acute bout of writer's block back in 1939.