Oops! Bloopers!
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In a Paris hotel elevator
Please leave your values at the front
desk.Should Be:
Please leave your valuables at the
front desk.
Outside a Hong Kong tailor shop
Ladies may have a fit upstairs.
Should Be:
The Fitting Room for ladies
is at the 1st Floor.
On the Menu of a Swiss restaurant
Our wines leave you nothing to hope for.
Should Be:Our wines are
excellent. You could not find better ones !
In a Japanese hotel
You are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid.
Should Be:You are welcome to
get assistance from the hotel chambermaid.
In a Bucharest hotel lobbyThe lift is being fixed for
the next day. During that time we regret that you will be unbearable.
Should Be:The lift is under repair
until tomorrow.Any inconvenience caused is regretted.
In a Bangkok dry cleaners
Drop your trousers here for
best results.Should Be:
Send your trousers here for the best dry
cleaning results.
In a Copenhagen airline ticket office
We take your bags and send them in all directions.
Should Be:
Your luggage bags can be sent by us to
any destination in the world.
In a Norwegian cocktail lounge
Ladies are requested not to have children in the bar.
Should Be:Ladies are requested
not to bring along children to the bar.
In an Acapulco hotel
The manager has personally passed all the water served here.
Should Be:The manager has
personally certified that all the water
served here is safe.
In a Rome laundryLadies, leave your
clothes here and spend the afternoon having a good time.
Should Be:Ladies, let us take
care of your laundry chores.
Have a good day !
A sign in a Vienna hotel
In case of fire, do your utmost to alarm the hotel porter.
Should Be:Should there be a fire
outbreak, try your best to alert the hotel
porter.
A sign in a Moscow hotelYou are welcome to visit the
cemetery where famous Russian and Soviet composers, artists, and writers are buried
daily except Thursday.
Should Be:You are welcome to visit the cemetery
of famous Russian and Soviet composers, artists, and writers.
Visits may be made on any day of the week except Thursday.
In an advertisement by a Hong Kong
dentist:Teeth extracted by
the latest Methodists
Should Be:
Teeth extracted by the latest dental methods
In a Budapest zoo:
Please do not feed the animals. If you have any suitable food, give it to
the guard on duty.
Should Be:
Please do not feed the animals.Hand over to the guard on duty
any suitable food for the animals.
Sign in a Taiwan cafeteria
Please keep chair on position and keep
table cleaned after dying.
Should Be:
After dining, please put back the chair in its position
and clean the table.
Babysitting ad by college students:
“Please call us! We will provide you with any
emergency.”
Should Be:
“Please contact us when you are in real need. We
will be able to help.”
A yellow caution sign by a river in
Japan:
CAREFULLY FALL INTO THE RIVER!
Should Be:
Be careful to avoid falling into the river!
Sign in a Tokyo taxi cab:
“Please fasten
seatbelt to prepare for crash.”
Should Be:
“Please fasten your seatbelt to prevent
injury in case of any accident.”