English Bloopers
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In a Japanese hotel
You are welcome to get assistance from the hotel chambermaid.
You are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid.
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In a Paris hotel elevator
Please leave your valuables at the
front desk.
Please leave your values at the front desk.
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Outside a Hong Kong tailor shop
The Fitting Room for ladies is at the
1st Floor.
Ladies may have a fit upstairs.
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In a Bangkok dry cleaners
Send your trousers here for
the best dry cleaning results.
Drop your trousers here for best
results.
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On the Menu of a Swiss restaurant
Our wines are excellent. You could not find better ones !
Our wines leave you nothing to hope for.
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In a Bulgarian hotel lobby
The lift is under repair until tomorrow.
Any inconvenience caused is regretted.
The lift is being fixed for the next day. During that time we regret that you will be unbearable.
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In a Copenhagen airline ticket office
Your luggage bags can be sent by us to any destination in
the world.
We take your bags and send them in all directions.
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In a Norwegian cocktail lounge
Ladies are requested not to bring along children to the bar.
Ladies are requested not to have children in the bar.
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In an Acapulco hotel
The manager has personally certified that all the water served here is safe.
The manager has personally passed all the water served here.
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In a Rome laundry
Ladies, let us take care of your laundry chores.
Have a good day !
Ladies, leave your clothes here and spend the afternoon having a good time.
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A sign in a Vienna hotel
In case of fire, do your utmost to alarm the hotel porter.
Should there be a fire outbreak, try your best to alert the hotel porter.
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A sign in a Moscow hotel You are welcome to visit the
cemetery where famous Russian and Soviet composers, artists, and writers are buried daily except Thursday.
You are welcome to visit the cemetery of famous Russian and Soviet composers, artists, and writers.
Visits may be made on any day of the week except Thursday.
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The End
Hope you have enjoyed the Lesson.
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