English Bloopers collected by P. Wall
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English Bloopers
collected byP. Wall
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This banner is at a Stockton gas station. Can you find the TWO spelling errors?
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What will you say to the boss?
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WHO is it that needs to learn English??
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(Gang of Four error)
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Another Gang of Four error—at my favorite Stockton thrift shop!
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Wanna take
English 79
together??
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Do they offer a money-back guarantee?
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SAV-MOR Homes
"Our Name Say's It All"
Sav-Mor Homes26204 I-30
Alexander, AR 72002(501) 847-4555
Fax (501) 847-6293
What are the two uses of the apostrophe?
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Let me teach you
the 2 apostrophe
rules!
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Apostrophes forever!
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Gang of four!
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I’d like to have you read my PLAM.
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Oops!
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Is she now?
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OK, so it’s Fox News…
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Fox does it again!
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Has anyone heard of SPELL-CHECK?
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I wonder what this is??
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Lookout for your spelling!
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HOW do you spell “college”??
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YumYum!!
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Oh no!
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Don’t tell Lady Bird!
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What other kinds of affairs ARE there?
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WHAT is she cooking??
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“I,” not “A”!
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From church bulletins:This evening at 7 PM there will be hymn singing in the park across from the Church. Bring a blanket and come prepared to sin.
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Next Sunday is the family hay ride and bonfire. Bring your own hot dogs and guns.
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Come hear an excellent speaker and heave a healthy lunch.
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Ask about run-on sentences!
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Anyone know what “Si” means WITHOUT the accent mark?
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Maybe Dr. Wall has snapped too.
These are the cartoons and photos he collects!