On the first day of On the first day of ChristmasChristmas

when I brought home my when I brought home my treetree

My 12 cats were laughing My 12 cats were laughing at meat me

On the second day of On the second day of ChristmasChristmas

I saw beneath my treeI saw beneath my tree2 mangled garlands and2 mangled garlands and

my 12 cats laughing at memy 12 cats laughing at me

On the third day of ChristmasOn the third day of ChristmasI saw beneath my treeI saw beneath my tree

3 missing Wise Men3 missing Wise Men2 mangled garlands2 mangled garlands

and my 12 cats laughing at and my 12 cats laughing at meme

On the fourth day of On the fourth day of ChristmasChristmas

I saw beneath my treeI saw beneath my tree4 males a-spraying4 males a-spraying3 missing Wise Men3 missing Wise Men2 mangled garlands2 mangled garlands

and my 12 cats laughing and my 12 cats laughing at meat me

On the fifth day of On the fifth day of ChristmasChristmas

I saw beneath my treeI saw beneath my tree5 shredded gifts5 shredded gifts

4 males a-spraying4 males a-spraying3 missing Wise Men3 missing Wise Men

2 mangled garlands and2 mangled garlands andmy 12 cats laughing at memy 12 cats laughing at me

On the sixth day of On the sixth day of ChristmasChristmas

I saw beneath my treeI saw beneath my tree6 fallen 6 fallen angelsangels5 shredded gifts5 shredded gifts

4 males a-spraying4 males a-spraying3 missing Wise Men3 missing Wise Men2 mangled garlands2 mangled garlands

and my 12 cats laughing and my 12 cats laughing at meat me

On the seventh day of On the seventh day of ChristmasChristmas

I saw beneath my treeI saw beneath my tree7 half-dead rodents7 half-dead rodents

6 fallen angels6 fallen angels5 shredded gifts5 shredded gifts

4 males a-spraying4 males a-spraying3 missing Wise Men3 missing Wise Men2 mangled garlands 2 mangled garlands

andandmy 12 cats laughing at my 12 cats laughing at

meme

On the eighth day of On the eighth day of ChristmasChristmas

I saw beneath my treeI saw beneath my tree8 shattered ornaments8 shattered ornaments

7 half-dead rodents7 half-dead rodents6 fallen angels6 fallen angels

5 shredded gifts5 shredded gifts4 males a-spraying4 males a-spraying3 missing Wise Men3 missing Wise Men

2 mangled garlands and2 mangled garlands andmy 12 cats laughing at memy 12 cats laughing at me

On the ninth day of On the ninth day of ChristmasChristmas

I saw beneath my treeI saw beneath my tree9 chewed-through light 9 chewed-through light

stringsstrings8 shattered ornaments8 shattered ornaments

7 half-dead rodents7 half-dead rodents6 fallen angels6 fallen angels

5 shredded gifts5 shredded gifts4 males a-spraying4 males a-spraying3 missing Wise Men3 missing Wise Men

2 mangled garlands and2 mangled garlands andmy 12 cats laughing at memy 12 cats laughing at me

On the tenth day of On the tenth day of ChristmasChristmas

I saw beneath my treeI saw beneath my tree10 tinsel hairballs10 tinsel hairballs

9 chewed-through light 9 chewed-through light stringsstrings

8 shattered ornaments8 shattered ornaments7 half-dead rodents7 half-dead rodents

6 fallen angels6 fallen angels5 shredded gifts5 shredded gifts

4 males a-spraying4 males a-spraying3 missing Wise Men3 missing Wise Men2 mangled garlands2 mangled garlands

and my 12 cats laughing and my 12 cats laughing at meat me

On the eleventh day of On the eleventh day of ChristmasChristmas

I saw beneath my treeI saw beneath my tree11 broken branches11 broken branches10 tinsel hairballs10 tinsel hairballs

9 chewed-through light strings9 chewed-through light strings8 shattered ornaments8 shattered ornaments

7 half-dead rodents7 half-dead rodents6 fallen angels6 fallen angels

5 shredded gifts5 shredded gifts4 males a-spraying4 males a-spraying3 missing Wise Men3 missing Wise Men

2 mangled garlands and2 mangled garlands andmy 12 cats laughing at memy 12 cats laughing at me

On the twelfth day of On the twelfth day of ChristmasChristmas

I looked at my poor treeI looked at my poor tree12 cats a-climbing12 cats a-climbing

11 broken branches11 broken branches10 tinsel hairballs10 tinsel hairballs

9 chewed-through light strings9 chewed-through light strings8 shattered ornaments8 shattered ornaments

7 half-dead rodents7 half-dead rodents6 fallen angels6 fallen angels

5 shredded gifts5 shredded gifts4 males a-spraying4 males a-spraying3 missing Wise Men3 missing Wise Men2 mangled garlands2 mangled garlands

and my 12 cats laughing at me and my 12 cats laughing at me !!