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KOMFORT KRUISERS Dec 2017 – Jan 2018

The Vines RV Resort, Paso Robles

I have meant to mention this several times but since it wasn’t in my notes, it didn’t get said. Although Brady and Joanne do not make many rallies, they are always with us in spirit in the form of the glasses that they gave us all last New Years. Every time I see our two and some on the dining tables I always think of you two. Now let’s talk about the festivities. Thursday Wagon Masters: Kathy and Gary H., Don and Betty C. Jaime L and Rich Mc., Jim and Kathe R. Breakfast was a French toast casserole with sausage and fruit. Most of us arrived in the early afternoon in time for sip and stroll. Lots of different vendors, plus cheese meat and grapes put out by the wagon masters. Lots of catching up and purchases being made. Dinner was supplied by the Vines and it was excellent with an auction following. Jeff really knows how to wring the last penny out of a person’s wallet! Friday wagon masters Adone and Greg R., Lea and Jimmy V., Pat and Bill Z. Breakfast burritos were served early to the golfers at 8:30. The rest of us wandered in around 9:00. Some of the golf widows decided to go downtown shopping and have lunch, while others went to a movie. Many of the rest went wine tasting. A lively pet parade was held in the afternoon. For all the dogs that are in this club not many showed up. The winners were: 1st Seba (Maryn and Roger), 2nd Woofie (Barbara and Russ) 3rd Gracie and 4th Sally Mae both owned by Rich and Jaimie. Dinner was build your own burritos with games fallowing. Another auction was held. Saturday wagon masters Paul and Jean J., Hank and Fran C., Rose and Lew C. and Debbie and Mark F. Breakfast was a casserole served with bacon and fruit. After breakfast was the KK meeting. Golf winners were 9th Paul and Bill, the horses ass trophy for a month and chili beans

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Thursday Margarita Bar

Thursday dinner setup

Thursday dinner crowd

Thursday WagonMasres

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Birthdays and Anniversaries January Birthdays Maxine C., Ruth W., Art B., Bill Z., Mark F., Sharon W., Janet E., and Sharon M. January Anniversaries The Rhia’s, Lonnquist’s, Veronica’s, and Huff’s.. February Birthdays Sue O., Bob W., Jim V., Robert M., Joanne M., and Karen W. FebruaryAnniversaries The Edmunston’s, and .Francis’s

U P C O M I N G EV E N T S

FEBRUARY PLACE: GOLDEN VILLAGE PALMS, HEMET

DATES; THURSDAY FEB 8 THRU SUNDAY, FEB 11TH

MARCH PLACE: BAKERSFIELD RV RESORT

DATES; THURSDAY MAR 8 THRU SUNDAY MAR 11

APRIL PLACE: EAST SHORE RV PARK, SAN DIMAS

DATES; THURSDAY APR 5 THRU SUNDAY APR 8

Auction items

Auction items

Auction items

Leah (Quilt designer) with Debbie, the auction winner

Rose and her group of crafters making key chains

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8th Terry and Russ, wooden number 8 7th Gary and Don, Pain relief med.,. 6th, 5th, and 4th, Bill and Adrian, Rich and Janet, Dan and Bill, Party cups and shot glasses 3rd Hank and Mark, BIG highlighter 2nd Ray and Jim, hot chili sauce 1st and for the first time in a long time, Trish and Jeff, solar light Guests were Craig and Sandy Stewart who just purchased a 2015 40’ Phaeton Cynthia C. was there and staying in one of the cabins. Bill A. was hospitalized but is back to normal and Jeff knows that because Bill is back to harassing him. Janet and Rich are having an open house in their new rig. Jim and Kathe R. are expecting……..to pick up their new Phaeton sometime in February. Lyndy and Steve got a new motor home and immediately set out on a long motorhome trip. The Skeels received a new motor home after theirs was declared a lemon. Maryn announced there were no wagon masters after Bakersfield. Kathe R. and Maryn volunteered for Oct. The Stewarts were voted in as new members. A hot chocolate and chocolate bar was served at 2:00. Rose showed us all how to make beaded leather keychains. I must have thought mine was so pretty it ended up in my jewelry box. Dinner was chili and soups. Just right for a cool night. Games were played and Roger won the candy cane game with Gary and Don coming in second. Snowball toss game was won by Kathy and Gary. How many candy kisses in the jar was won by Lisa and Vince, and Adone won the word search game. A rousing auction was held. Sunday wagon masters Trish and Jeff, Rob and Karen, Jack and Linda, Adrian and Bill, Jim and Diane Breakfast was lox and bagels with all the goodies, and punch and appetizers were served in the afternoon. Then it was time to break out all the blues and blacks for New Years Eve. The catered dinner was fantastic. More auctioning. Jeff is really good, I ended up with a crockpot and I already have four. The gift exchange

was a hoot. I didn’t know there were so many thieves in our group, there was so much stealing going on. The band took over for the rest of the evening and fun, fun, fun was had by all. The dancers danced so much they got over heated and had to open the doors. Many of us made it to midnight and crawled into bed at 1:00 AM or later. Monday wagon master: Rich and Janet, Jaimie and Rich, Pam and Jack, Eileen and Wayne Pancakes and sausages was on the menu. Snacks were provided from the leftovers, and Kathe taught the beaded lanyard that holds our badges. Dinner was a leftovers buffet with cleanup afterwards to see us all on our way. A few casualties of the weekend were Rich E. and Eileen N. Hope you’re both doing better. Terry and Ruth Editors: Terry & Ruth Wood

Email: tewood42@yahoo.com

Home Phone: 760-868-3769

THIS AND THAT Best sign ever: Pretend it’s 1994 and talk to each other. Don’t forget to sign up for the Komfort Kruiser’s Facebook page.

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Dining

Friday WagonMasters

Saturday dinner setup

Saturday afternoon chocolate bar

Saturday dinner

Saturday WagonMasters

Saturday Entrance

Sunday breakfast

Monday breakfast

Sunday breakfast

Monday breakfast

Monday WagonMasters.

Monday y pancake flippers

Newsletter 5

Doggie Parade

Gracie

Sallie Mae

Woofie

Spike

Aron

Bailey

Al and Olivia

2nd Place weiner, Woofie

1st place winner, Seba

3rd place winner, Gracie

Dog Show participants

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Raffles and Games

Candy cane game

Candy cane winner, Roger

Candy cane game

Snowball toss

Snowball toss

Winners, Kathy and Gary

Snowball toss

Word search game winner, Adone

Puzzle workers

# of Kisses in Jar winners, Lisa and

Vince

Raffle money winners, Rich and Jaimie

Rose Bowl pool winner, Jaimie L.

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Golf and Wine tour

1st place winners (finally), Trish and Jeff

3rd place winners, Hank and Mark

2nd place winners, Jim and Ray

Tied for 4th, Rich and Janet, Bill and

Dan, and Adrian and Bill

8th place winners, Russ and Terrt

7th place winners, Gary and Don

And last but not least, Bill and Paul

The group of KK’ers

Eberle Winery tanks

A Tunnel of Casks

The VIP room

Newsletter 8

New Years Eve 2018

Dueling cameras

Guess they got the memo

Sunday Catered dinner

Sunday WagonMasters

Sunday Catered dinner

And our own Blues Brothers

Kellys Lot Band

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New Years Eve 2018

Dancing into the night

And again

Our own vaudeville actor, Jimmy

Does he ever give up?

More Kellys Lot

Is he giving lap dances?

And Happy New Year

And Happy New Year

And Happy New Year

And Happy New Year

And Happy New Year

And Happy New Year

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Kelly’s Lot Band with their KK groupies

And our newest members, Greg and Sandy Stewart

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J O K E R S A R E W I L D

Submitted by Tery, 12/5/17 After his helicopter was hit and he was forced to auto rotate into the trees, the Army pilot finally regained consciousness. He was in a hospital, in a lot of pain. He found himself in the ICU with tubes/IV drips in both arms, a breathing mask, wires monitoring every function and a nurse hovering over him, looking worried. It was obvious he was in a life-threatening situation. The nurse gave him a serious look, straight into his eyes. Knowing he was an Army helicopter pilot, she spoke to him softly and slowly, enunciating each word: "You may not feel anything from the waist down."

Somehow he managed to mumble in reply, "Can I feel your boobs, then?"

And that, my friends, is a real positive attitude. Submitted by Micheal Cress 10/15/17

A LADY WALKS INTO TIFFANY'S NEW YORK

STORE.. .. SHE LOOKS AROUND, SPOTS A

BEAUTIFUL GOLD BRACELET AND GOES OVER TO

INSPECT IT.

AS SHE BENDS OVER TO LOOK MORE CLOSELY, SHE UNEXPECTEDLY FARTS... VERY EMBARRASSED, SHE LOOKS AROUND

NERVOUSLY TO SEE IF ANYONE NOTICED HER

LITTLE 'OOPS' AND PRAYS THAT A SALESPERSON

WAS NOT ANYWHERE NEAR... AS SHE TURNS AROUND, HER WORST

NIGHTMARE MATERIALIZES IN THE FORM OF A

SALESMAN STANDING RIGHT BEHIND HER... GOOD LOOKING AS WELL AS COOL AS A

CUCUMBER, HE DISPLAYS ALL OF THE QUALITIES ONE WOULD EXPECT OF A

PROFESSIONAL IN A STORE LIKE TIFFANY'S... HE POLITELY GREETS THE LADY WITH, 'GOOD DAY, MADAM. HOW MAY WE HELP YOU TODAY??? BLUSHING AND UNCOMFORTABLE, BUT STILL

HOPING THAT THE SALESMAN SOMEHOW

MISSED HER LITTLE 'INCIDENT', SHE ASKS, 'SIR, WHAT IS THE PRICE OF THIS LOVELY BRACELET ??' HE REPLIED - , "MADAM .. IF YOU FARTED JUST

LOOKING AT IT - YOU'RE GOING TO SHIT WHEN I

TELL YOU THE PRICE ." Submitted by Tery, 11/5/17

SICK IRISH COMPASSION

The Irish just have it in their sick hearts:

A man was sitting on a blanket at the beach. He had no arms and no legs. Three women, from England, Wales, and Ireland, were walking past and felt sorry for the poor man. The English woman said, 'Have you ever had a hug?' The man said, 'No,' so she gave him a hug and walked on. The Welsh woman said, 'Have you ever had a kiss?' The man said, 'No,' so she gave him a kiss and walked on. The Irish woman came to him and said, 'ave ya ever been fooked laddie?' The man broke into a big smile and said, 'no'. She said, 'Aye ... ya will be when the tide comes in.'