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A Message from our Pastor

Dear Parishioners, One of the most revered beliefs for us as Catholic Christians is the preeminence of the Sacred Liturgy, especially as it is celebrated in the Eucharist. In teaching about this most profound mystery, the Church has traditionally employed a rich language that consists of biblical images and metaphors, theological definitions, philosophical concepts, poetic expressions, hymn texts, artwork, ritual and various cultural elements. All of these are needed to help us appreciate the great gift of the Eucharist, given to us by the Lord Jesus himself on the night before he died. Since the earliest days of the apostles, Christians have maintained that not only is Christ truly present in the Eucharistic food when it is received in the context of Lord’s Supper, but that his divine presence remains in the consecrated bread and

wine. This belief immediately gave rise to the practice of reserving the sacred elements and in taking them to those who could not be present at the liturgy, usually on account of sickness or imprisonment. As the Church grew, it became necessary to design laws, norms, and directives as to how the Eucharistic Food, frequently referred to as the Blessed Sacrament, was to be reserved, received, and taken to the sick and homebound. Such legislation was never intended to create inordinate restriction or liturgical elitism, but was deemed necessary in order to foster proper reverence and to safeguard belief in what we know as the “Real Presence” of Christ in the Blessed Sacrament. This remains true to this day. The Code of Canon Law is very specific as to how the Sacrament is to be cared for and who may administer it. It is always the responsibility of the bishop to maintain oversight of anything pertaining to the Eucharist. He in turn entrusts much of this responsibility to priests and pastors. They in turn may delegate Extraordinary Ministers of Holy Communion to take Communion to the sick and homebound. I share all of this in order to clarify some confusion regarding the longstanding ministry that we have here at St. Joan of Arc pertaining to Communion that is taken to the homebound. While I wholeheartedly approve of this noble custom, I find it necessary to remind our parishioners of the required protocol that needs to be observed.

1. As pastor, I need to know who is taking the Blessed Sacrament from our church and where it is being

taken. I have delegated our parish nurse, Sandra Razka, as the coordinator of this Ministry of Care. No parishioners may take Communion to anyone unless they have cleared this with Sandra.

2. Only people who have been officially approved by the Diocese as Communion Ministers may perform

this task. Permission from the Diocese is needed to serve at a particular parish. We are not at liberty to use Communion Ministers from other parishes to serve our parishioners without permission from the pastor.

3. No Communion Minister may offer to take the Sacrament to anyone unless Sandra Razka is aware of

this first. 4. No Communion Minister may independently ask another Minister to take Communion to anyone unless

Sandra Razka is aware of this.

5. No parishioners, including the sick or homebound person, may independently request Communion from a Minister unless this has first been approved by either Sandra Razka or me.

6. When Communion is taken by an approved minister to an approved home, the official ritual for the

Administration of Holy Communion is to be used.

While these directives may appear onerous, I can assure you of their necessity by any number of examples of abuse that, while not deliberately intended, still result in actions and practices that can very quickly erode our belief in the Eucharistic Presence of Christ. I am hopeful that these clarifications will help to deepen reverence and appreciation for this most Wondrous Sacrament – the Panis Angelicus (Bread of Angels). Blessings,

News From Religious Education

Please join us for the

FIRST EUCHARIST 2021 Parent Meeting

January 25, 2021 at 6:30pm in the church

Please park in the SOUTH lot. You will be checked in

and your hands sanitized at the door.

Only ONE parent needs to attend and no students. No childcare will be provided.

If you have questions please contact:

Barb Caruso, Director of RE at Caruso@sjalisle.org or Lauren Nelson Asst. Director of RE at lnelson@sjalisle.org

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Mass Intentions

Celebrant Schedule for Next Weekend

Confessor for Saturday, January 23 9:00 AM: Fr. Bill Cullen Mass Celebrants for January 23/24 8:15 AM: Fr. Bill Cullen 4:00 PM: Fr. Gabriel Baltes, O.S.B. 7:30 AM: Fr. Bill Cullen 9:30 AM: Fr. Gabriel Baltes, O.S.B. 11:30 AM: Fr. Gabriel Baltes, O.S.B.

We wish to offer our sympathy and a promise of our prayers to family

and friends on the death of Michael Ohlinger.

Monday, January 18 8:15 AM †Mark Biegel (Req. Jim Susic) Tuesday, January 19 8:15 AM †Patricia Webster (Req. Ted & Diana Suchy) Wednesday, January 20—St. Fabian; St. Sebastian 8:15 AM †Brendan Ansier (Req. Jim Susic)

Thursday, January 21—St. Agnes 8:15 AM †George Daly (Req. Dorothy Daly) Friday, January 22—Day of Prayer for the Legal

Protection of Unborn Children 8:15 AM For the Protection of the Unborn (Req. SJA Pro-Life Ministry) Saturday, January 23—St. Marianne Cope;

St. Vincent 8:15 AM †Irene Zalesny (Req. Eugene Koeppe, Jr.)

Mass for the Third Sunday in Ordinary Time 4:00 PM For St. Joan of Arc Parishioners Sunday, January 24—Third Sunday in Ordinary Time 7:30 AM †Paul Knigge, Sr. (Req. Jim Susic) 9:30 AM †Michael DiSanto (Req. DiSanto Family) 11:30 AM †James Madon (Req. Madon Family)

We Share our Gifts

Offertory Report– January 9/10, 2021

All Masses combined: $3,975.00 Checks in mail: $13,713.00 Total: $17,688.00 This weekend last year: $21,665.00 Variance: ($3,977.00)

SJA Estate Planning Corner

A bequest in your Will can provide for an endowed scholarship in your name or in the name of a loved one. The annual income earned on your gift could help to provide a

Catholic education at St. Joan of Arc for students who need tuition assistance.

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The Parish Office will be closed on

Monday, January 18, 2021.

Please Remember in Prayer our Men and Women Serving in the Military

We invite parishioners who have family members currently serving in the military to add their names to our prayer list. Please call the Parish Office at 630-963-4500 with the following information: Name, Rank, and Branch of Service. (If your serviceman or woman has completed their tour of duty, please contact the Parish Office.)

U.S. Air Force SRA Truitt LoDolce

SSgt. Benjamin Poparad Major Mark Schriner

U.S. Army

1st Lt. David Angelus Sgt. Brian Bardsley, Jr. WO Nicholas Boehm

Capt. Eric Boenitz Sgt. Andres Bravo

Jacob Gallo Robert Gates

Col Monica Gorzelnik Ryan M. Hickey, SPC

Matthew Hnatiuk Pvt. Kyle Hooczko

Capt. George Hughbanks Ken Jacobs

Michael Miceli 1st Lt. Sean Morrow S. SG Erika Olson

Lt. Col. Tim Plackett Sgt. Bart Ross

John Stankowiak Sgt. Kenneth Van Houten

Capt. Scott Van Zee -300th QM 1st Lt. Allen Von Plinskey

1st Lt. Anthony Von Plinskey Sgt. Craig M. Watkins

U.S. Navy

Lt. Brian Callan Ens. Jason Czarnik Lt. JG Christopher

James Feehery

U.S. Navy (cont’d) Anthony Giglio

Ens. Jason P. Meyers Kevin Pero, (MA3)

Joshua Quilici

U.S. Marine Corps Capt. David Adamiec Sgt. Robert M. Brown

Anthony Donahoe Capt. Daniel Hajek Cpl. Mark Hartman

Ethan Kloppman Col. Berne Krueger

2nd Lt. Andrew Lewaniak Adam Luecke

Lance Cpl. Jacob McDonald 2nd Lt. Aidan J. O'Dea LCPL David Rodriguez

Col. Tim Shindelar Cpl. Bruce Wachowski Pfc. Daniel Wieczorek

National Guard

Lt. Col. Michael Bracki, Air Nat’l. Guard Cmd. Sgt. Major Steven Krause,

Army Nat'l. Guard LCPL Kevin Lewis, Army Nat'l. Guard

Major Patrick Meek, Army Nat'l. Guard

Also Serving

Anthony Pignato Raki Taylor

Please Remember in Prayer our Men and Women Serving in the Military

Adoration in Church on Wednesdays

With all that is happening throughout our country and literally throughout the world, come to relax in silent prayer and be in the Real Presence of our Lord and Savior. This is a gift from Him! Come to Adoration of the Blessed Sacrament here at St. Joan of Arc, every Wednesday from 6:00-7:30 PM in the church, and lay your troubles at His feet, feel His comfort as you release all of your concerns, and let Him lead you to a calm heart. To reserve a space, visit www.sjalisle.org and clicking on the link near the top of the page for reservations. (If you do not have internet access, please call the Parish Office at 630-963-4500 to make a reservation.) If you can help sanitize pews or serve as a greeter for Adoration on Wednesdays, please contact Lynne Passarella at 630-353-4511 or lpassarella@sjalisle.org.

Readings for the Week Monday: Heb 5:1-10; Ps 110:1-4; Mk 2:18-22 Tuesday: Heb 6:10-20; Ps 111:1-2, 4-5, 9, 10c; Mk 2:23-28 Wednesday: Heb 7:1-3, 15-17; Ps 110:1-4; Mk 3:1-6 Thursday: Heb 7:25 — 8:6; Ps 40:7-10, 17; Mk 3:7-12 Friday: Heb 8:6-13; Ps 85:8, 10-14; Mk 3:13-19 Saturday: Heb 9:2-3, 11-14; Ps 47:2-3, 6-9; Mk 3:20-21 Sunday: Jon 3:1-5, 10; Ps 25:4-9; 1 Cor 7:29-31; Mk 1:14-20

We pray for our sick and shut-ins and their courageous families who care for them.

Please call the Parish Nurse at (630) 353-4533 to place yourself or a loved one on our prayer list. PLEASE NOTE: [New] names of the sick that are to be announced at weekend Masses must be received by the Parish Nurse on or before Wednesday of that week. Names received after Wednesday will be announced at the following weekend Masses.

Maryann Bonanno Patricia Hill

Fr. Donald Kocher Maria Lopez

Jeanne Maday Patti Menconi

Florence Orlando Vera Severino

Addy Shayatovich Maureen Tumidalsky

Walter Weber

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The March for Life Chicago will take place on Saturday, January 23rd. Participants are asked to check in at St. John Cantius Church in Chicago at 12 noon, followed by a car procession from downtown Chicago to Southside Pregnancy Center in Evergreen Park. Along the way, from your car, you will be able to listen to inspiring speakers talking about the beauty of human life as it spans from conception to natural death. There will also be a diaper drive to collect diapers for local pregnancy centers. For more details and to register, visit marchforlifechicago.org/tour-details.

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Register at www.stpetschurch.org/64 $20 recommended donation includes $8 pro-life scarf and $12 donation to Waterleaf Women’s Center. Please dress warmly, prepare for ice and snow. If your family has 2 vehicles, park one at St. James Parish in the main lot on Fawell Blvd. and bring your family to St. Petronille Parish in the other car to begin the walk.

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Mass Schedule Monday-Friday: 8:15 AM Saturday: 8:15 AM and 4:00 PM Sunday: 7:30, 9:30 and 11:30 AM (Reservations required for Saturday 4pm and all Sunday Masses. Visit www.sjalisle.org to make a reservation.) Holy Day: Please consult the parish bulletin or website.

Sacrament of Reconciliation Saturday: 9:00 - 10:00 AM (Use south Church entrance)

Baptisms: Parents are asked to call the Parish Office to make arrangements for Baptism. Please be advised that each godparent is required to submit a sponsor eligibility form prior to the parents receiving a date for their child's baptism. Parents of children to be baptized are required to view a video on the Sacrament of Baptism. Baptisms take place at 1:00 PM each Sunday, except during the season of Lent.

Marriages: Couples are asked to call the Parish Office be-fore setting a date for the wedding or making other com-mitments. Registration and participation in the parish, by at least one party, for three months is required before a wed-ding date will be given. The diocese requires a minimum preparation time of six months between the first conference with the Pastor and the wedding. Sick Calls: Call the Parish Office anytime. Please let us know if anyone in your family is ill so that a priest may visit them. Funerals: Please make the arrangements with the church before any publication in the newspaper. Parish Membership: Registration forms can be obtained on the parish website or by contacting the Parish Office. Becoming Catholic: We welcome any adult interested in becoming a Catholic to contact Michael Lewandowski at 630-353-4531 for information regarding the Rite of Christian Initiation of Adults (RCIA).

Catholics Returning Home: If you would like help coming back to your Catholic Faith, please call Michael Lewan-dowski at 630-353-4531. Sacrament of Confirmation: Reception of a Sacrament requires adequate knowledge and preparation. Eighth Grade Confirmation preparation must be immediately preceded by three consecutive years of regular attendance in religious instruction. Adults wishing to be Confirmed should contact Michael Lewandowski at 630-353-4531 regarding sacramen-tal preparation. Adoration of the Blessed Sacrament: Each Wednesday from 6:00-7:30 pm in the church. Includes time for private prayer from 6:00 - 7:00 pm, followed by public prayers and Benediction from 7:00- 7:30 pm. Reservations are required; visit www.sjalisle.org to make a reservation. (The Parish Center Adoration Chapel is closed until further notice.) St. Monica Prayer Group: Each month, prayers are offered for the conversion and return to the Catholic faith of loved ones. Brothers in Christ: This group for men, 21 and over, meets weekly for Morning Prayer, small group discussion, and reflection on the Sunday readings. For more information, contact Jack Hayes at jdhayes85@sbcglobal.net. Alcoholics Anonymous: Meets each Sunday at 8:00 PM in the Parish Center. Knights of Columbus: Practicing Catholic men, at least 18 years of age, are invited to contact J.C. Lorenz, Membership Director, at 630-768-0344, regarding membership in the Knights of Columbus St. Joan of Arc Council #15168. Society of St. Vincent de Paul: Inspired by Gospel values, the Society of St. Vincent de Paul, a Catholic lay organiza-tion, leads men and women to join together to grow spiritu-ally by offering service to those who are suffering and in need, in the tradition of its founder, Blessed Frédéric Oza-nam, and patron, St. Vincent de Paul. For more infor-mation, contact Sandy Razka at 630-353-4533 or srazka@sjalisle.org. Bereavement Support: “The Way of Hope” is a Christ-centered Catholic support group for the bereaved who have lost a spouse, family member or close friend through death. The program is presented in a five-session format. Partici-pants may join at the beginning of any Season. For more information, contact Sandy Razka at 630-353-4533 or srazka@sjalisle.org.

Empowered by the Gospel of Jesus Christ and the Sacramental life of the Church, we strive to love God

and one another through prayer, education, and service.

St. Joan of Arc Parish Center · 820 Division St., Lisle, IL 60532 Main: 630-963-4500 · Fax: 630-963-4568 · Website: www.sjalisle.org Parish Office Hours: Mon - Fri 8 AM - 5 PM Religious Education Office Hours: Mon - Fri 9:30 AM - 3:30 PM (The Parish Office and Religious Education Office are closed on Mondays from 9:30 - 10:30 AM, and also on First Fridays from 8:15 AM- 9:00 AM.)

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Parish Staff Directory The direct office numbers of staff are listed below. Please do not call them with the 963 exchange.

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Permanent Deacon Deacon Paul Nappi 630-963-4500

Parish Librarian Sue Ekins 630-353-4513 sekins@sjalisle.org

Director of Finance and Administration Leanne Van Gronigen 630-353-4523 Fax: 630-353-4519 lvangronigen@sjalisle.org

St. Vincent de Paul Society (Voicemail Line) 630-353-4522

Parish Secretary/ Bulletin Editor Mary Beth Kerner 630-353-4514 mkerner@sjalisle.org

Receptionist/ Secretary Lynne Passarella 630-353-4511 lpassarella@sjalisle.org

St. Joan of Arc School 4913 Columbia Ave., Lisle, IL 60532 https://school.sjalisle.org School Office: 630-969-1732

Principal Michelle Picchione 630-969-1732 picchione@sjalisle.org

Pastoral Associate/ RCIA Coordinator Michael Lewandowski 630-353-4531 mlewandowski@sjalisle.org

Director of Religious Education Barbara Caruso 630-353-4550 caruso@sjalisle.org

Director of Youth & Young Adult Ministries Alex Gervacio 630-353-4569 agervacio@sjalisle.org

Assistant Director of Religious Education Lauren Nelson 630-353-4528 lnelson@sjalisle.org

Sacristan Rosanna Smith 630-963-4500

Outreach Ministries Coordinator/ Parish Nurse Sandra Razka, RN 630-353-4533 srazka@sjalisle.org

Director of Music Jim Susic 630-353-4529 jsusic@sjalisle.org

Liturgy Coordinator/ Website Manager Scott Fox 630-353-4517 scottfox@sjalisle.org

Maintenance Supervisor Mario Hernandez 630-353-4547

Buildings & Grounds Supervisor Jason Martyniuk 630-353-4549 jmartyniuk@sjalisle.org

Pastor Rev. Gabriel Baltes, O.S.B. 630-353-4532 gbaltes@sjalisle.org

Permanent Deacon Deacon Gregory Razka 630-963-4500 x4607 grazka@sjalisle.org

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