Chad's gift to alison, feb 2011
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DISCLAIM ER The following Public Service Announcement was not prepared during normal working hours. The model seen in this presentation is a professional. DO NOT attempt at home!
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One of my best employees has been promoted to a Chief position at the VA Medical Center in Montana. Chad made this presentation for me today...Super funny...and from what I understand, a bit true! WTH?
Transcript of Chad's gift to alison, feb 2011
DISCLAIMERThe following Public Service Announcement was
not prepared during normal working hours.
The model seen in this presentation is a professional. DO NOT attempt at home!
No animals were harmed (or Scoped)in the process of making this presentation!(Especially PIGS)
Dealing with
Alison Glass
• Analyze Alison’s expressions to improve your relationship with her.
Chad ColbyAlison Survivor
The best way to interact with Alison is to understand her facial
expressions and behave accordingly.
The following slides are a simulation of Alison in different situations.
Happy Girl!
Congratulations you have made Alison HAPPY! You may proceed full speed ahead!
Surprised Girl!
You said something that surprises Alison.Rethink what you are saying and Proceed with extreme caution!
Irritated Girl!
Alison is getting irritated!STOP what you are doing DO NOT proceed! Allow Alison to speak next!
ANGRY Girl!
You made Alison ANGRY!Your life as you knew it has changed!Raise your defenses and prepare for Hurricane Alison.
Every day is a job interview!Good thing I’m outta here!!!!!!!!!
For a long happy career at the VA remember the STOP LIGHT methodology.
Alison,Thanks for all you have done for me and my family!
THE END
