10 Internet Explorer Jokes

Slide by Owen Prescott www.owenprescott.com

If Internet Explorer were a cyber-criminal… It would hack its own account and forget the password.

Why is Internet Explorer a popular browser? The global fan base of Justin Bieber never realised they could type in more than Bieber’s name into a keyboard.

The reason there was no apocalypse on 2012 was because Internet Explorer, the only browser available to the Mayans, kept crashing so they gave up finishing the calendar.

When will Internet Explorer become a good browser? When it supports web browsing.

If Internet Explorer was a train… It would be steam powered.

If Internet Explorer was your relative, it would be the old one that knits you a sweater that you don't want, but cannot throw away at Christmas.

The doctor told me I had an infection, it was worse than he thought! He held up the X-Ray and his finger pointed beyond the rash and directly at the IE logo.

Exploring the Internet with Internet Explorer is like going on a trip for a month through the wilderness with only a spoon, a can of beans and no can opener.

"Breaking news, the recession was in fact not caused by greedy bankers, a new study suggests companies never upgraded from Microsoft’s Internet Explorer and were slowed to a halt with errors."

Why did the Internet Explorer user cross the road? The user was hoping a car would hit him and end his misery.

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