BLONDE JOKES….

BOB & THE BLONDE:• • • • •

•Bob walked into a sports bar around 9:58 PM.

•He sat down next to a blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV.

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• The 10 PM news was coming on.• The news crew was covering the

story of a man on the ledge of a large building preparing to jump..

The blonde looked at Bob and said, "Do you think he'll jump?"

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• Bob said, "You know, I bet he'll jump.“• • The blonde replied, "Well, I bet he

won't."• • Bob placed a $20 bill on the bar and

said, "You're on!"

• • Just as the blonde placed her money on the

bar, The guy on the ledge• Did a swan dive off the building, Falling to his

death.• • The blonde was very upset, But willingly

handed her $20 to Bob. • "Fair's fair. Here's your money."

Bob replied, "I can't take your money.I saw this earlier on the 5 PM news, So I knew he would jump."

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• The blonde replied, "I did, too, But I didn't think he'd do it again."

• Bob took the money.

• Q .. How do you sink a submarine full of blondes?

• A .. Knock on the door.

• Question: If a blonde and a brunette fell off a building, who would hit the ground first?

• Answer: The brunette - the blonde would have to stop for directions!

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• A few days ago I was having some work done at my local garage. A blonde came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten. We all looked at each other and another customer asked, 'What is a seven-hundred-ten?'

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• She replied, 'You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine, I have lost it and need a new one..' She said that she did not know exactly what it was, but this piece had always been there.

• The mechanic gave her a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like. She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710. He then took her over to another car which had its hood up and asked 'is there a 710 on this car?'

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• She pointed and said, 'Of course, its right there.'

•Why are blonde jokes so short?

•... So men can remember them

• THE END