Blonde jokes 2

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QUESTIONDid you hear about the

blonde who stood in front of a mirror with her eyes closed?

ANSWERA: She wanted to see what

she looked like asleep.

QUESTIONQ: Did you hear about the new form of birth control

for blondes?

ANSWERA: They take off their

makeup.

QUESTIONQ: Why can't blondes

make ice cubes?

ANSWERA: They always forget the

recipe.

QUESTIONQ: How do you keep a blonde in suspense?

ANSWERA: Give her a mirror and tell

her to wait for the other person to say 'hi’.

QuestionQ: Why didn't the blondes go to the movies on one

buck night?

ANSWERA: They couldn't fit a deer

into the car.

QUESTIONQ: Did you hear about the blonde that almost caused

a car accident?

ANSWERA: The spare tire in her

trunk blew out.

QUESTIONQ: How do you recognize a

blonde at a car wash?

ANSWERA: She's the one on her

bike.

QUESTIONQ: Why is a blonde not a

good lifeguard?

ANSWERA: When he asks for a

lifesaver, he wants to know what flavor you want.

QUESTIONQ: Why did the blonde only

smell good on the right side?

ANSWERA: She didn't know where

to buy Left Guard!

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