Maybe I’ll Quit Today
An Nsquared Production
*Here again…another long eight hour shift. I hope I don’t get
any rude customers today.*
*Cause I am not in the mood!
I almost got into a car accident on the way
here.*
*UGH And Agatha’s working…that bitch is always
starting with me! Look at her fake
smile*.
Gotta go clean off the topping station…I wonder if this is how people treat
their own house. Okay! Perfect!... I wonder
how long it’ll stay this clean
This song again?!
I swear they play the three same songs over, and over, and over.
Strike One…
Hellooooo! I’ve been standing here for 15mins. I am late for work!
welcome to Starbucks!
what can I get you?
Can I get the triple espresso chocolate chip macchiato
with a pump of mint syrup, non-fat caramel syrup and
half a green tea bag. Also half a bagel toasted with the middle dug out.
Oh, She can’t be serious…
…non-fat caramel doesn’t exist…
But I get it every week… How are you gonna tell me what I
got. Isn’t the customer always right?
Also, I can’t dig out your bagel.
it’s against company policy.
Strike two!
And WHY does Agatha always seem to get all of the easy customers?! She
doesn’t deserve them!
Hi! May I help You?
I’ll have a small black coffee.
A normal customer? thank GOD
Of course!May I have a
name for your order?
Ophelia Hypatia Xenophon
Oh…? Strike
THREE!
Actually sorry my shift just ended…
GOODBYESTUPID
CUSTOMERS!
GOODBYEDISGUSTING, over-Priced
COFFEE!
AND GOODBYE TO THIS FRIGGING
ELEVATOR MUSIC! YOU CAN’T
POSSIBLY TELL ME THIS IS REMOTELY
ENTERTAINING!
OOPS… WAS THAT OUT
LOUD?
(Cast)Starbucks Employee: Tiffany Johnson
Agatha: Unknown starbucks Employee
(Script)Cathleen Stevens
NicK FiorilloNick Orlando
(Shot and edited by) Cathleen Stevens
Jasmine Isaacs