Maybe I’ll Quit Today

An Nsquared Production

*Here again…another long eight hour shift. I hope I don’t get

any rude customers today.*

*Cause I am not in the mood!

I almost got into a car accident on the way

here.*

*UGH And Agatha’s working…that bitch is always

starting with me! Look at her fake

smile*.

Gotta go clean off the topping station…I wonder if this is how people treat

their own house. Okay! Perfect!... I wonder

how long it’ll stay this clean

This song again?!

I swear they play the three same songs over, and over, and over.

Strike One…

Hellooooo! I’ve been standing here for 15mins. I am late for work!

Oh! I Mean…

welcome to Starbucks!

what can I get you?

Can I get the triple espresso chocolate chip macchiato

with a pump of mint syrup, non-fat caramel syrup and

half a green tea bag. Also half a bagel toasted with the middle dug out.

Oh, She can’t be serious…

…non-fat caramel doesn’t exist…

But I get it every week… How are you gonna tell me what I

got. Isn’t the customer always right?

Also, I can’t dig out your bagel.

it’s against company policy.

Well I’m Leaving

Strike two!

And WHY does Agatha always seem to get all of the easy customers?! She

doesn’t deserve them!

Hi! May I help You?

I’ll have a small black coffee.

A normal customer? thank GOD

Of course!May I have a

name for your order?

Ophelia Hypatia Xenophon

Oh…? Strike

THREE!

Actually sorry my shift just ended…

GOODBYESTUPID

CUSTOMERS!

GOODBYEDISGUSTING, over-Priced

COFFEE!

GOODBYEAGATHA!

AND GOODBYE TO THIS FRIGGING

ELEVATOR MUSIC! YOU CAN’T

POSSIBLY TELL ME THIS IS REMOTELY

ENTERTAINING!

OOPS… WAS THAT OUT

LOUD?

(Cast)Starbucks Employee: Tiffany Johnson

Agatha: Unknown starbucks Employee

(Script)Cathleen Stevens

NicK FiorilloNick Orlando

(Shot and edited by) Cathleen Stevens

Jasmine Isaacs