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@MM \CO VUKBF P_OQ\IKBQ
Vck Akuml \c`t Eo `t \cis Ckur;
Vcob Lil Yku Qoo Cor M`st;
Qckumlbt Yku Eo ib Qackkm;
@LLI\IKB@M UO^KU\Q
Dimo _blor: 01 Quspiaikus Ibailobts
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@U\ EY QO\C
Mittmo, Erkwb `bl Akgp`by Bow Ykrh Ekstkb
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\oxt akpyrifct 5>0< ey Mogkby Qbiahot
@rt akpyrifct 5>0< ey Qotc
@mm rifcts rosorvol. Ib `aakrl`bao witc tco _.Q. Akpyrifct @at kd 0964,tco sa`bbibf, upmk`libf, `bl omoatrkbia sc`ribf kd `by p`rt kd tcis ekkh
witckut tco porgissikb kd tco puemiscor is ubm`wdum pir`ay `bl tcodt kd
tco `utckrs ibtommoatu`m prkporty. Id yku wkuml miho tk uso g`tori`m
drkg tco ekkh (ktcor tc`b dkr roviow purpksos), prikr writtob porgissikb
gust eo ket`ibol ey akbt`atibf tco puemiscor `t porgissikbsNcefus`.akg.
\c`bh yku dkr ykur suppkrt kd tco `utckrs rifcts.
Mittmo, Erkwb `bl Akgp`by
C`acotto Ekkh Frkup
516 ^`rh @vobuo, Bow Ykrh, BY 0>>06
Tisit kur woesito `t me-hils.akg
Mittmo, Erkwb `bl Akgp`by is ` livisikb kd C`acotto Ekkh Frkup, Iba.
\co Mittmo, Erkwb b`go `bl mkfk `ro tr`log`rhs kd
C`acotto Ekkh Frkup, Iba.
\co puemiscor is bkt rospkbsiemo dkr woesitos (kr tcoir akbtobt)
tc`t `ro bkt kwbol ey tco puemiscor.
Dirst Olitikb: Qoptogeor 5>001
IQEB 963->-104-051>4-3
0> 9 3 6 4 ? < 1 5 0
UUL-A
^ribtol ib tco _bitol Qt`tos kd @goria`
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\K: Or`tkstcobos
DUKG: MQ
DIMO _BLOU: Qt`ibl-ey-tco-Qo`, `aakubts kd8 `rskb,
ibvostif`tikbs kd8 C`bfro8 pol`fkfy8 C`ibos d`gimy,
suspiaikbs akbaorbibf8 ot aotor`
1/ V`y-
w`rl V`y.
1?> V`yw`rl V`y; I lkbt hbkw wcoro
tc`t is.
Fkkl tcibf yku c`vo b sskai`to wck frow
up ib tcis tkwb, Gkxio s`il witc sgimo. Akgo
kb, Qbiahot. Qtkp mkmmyf`ffibf.
It is truo tc`t I w`s gkvibf smkwmy, tryibf tk
fffuro kut ckw tk st`bl up `bl hoop tco bows-
p`por `rtiamo cillob `t tco s`go tigo. Imm eo witc
yku ib ` gkgobt, I s`il, usibf ` pcr`so tc`t
r`romy wkrhs.
Gkxio akahol cor co`l `t go. Vc`t isrko,
`byw`y, Qbiahot;
Disc offs, I s`il. A`vi`r.
Gkxio mkkhol lkwb `t gy ro`libf. Qk `mmtcis c`s tk lk witc tc`t ekkh;
Ig bkt suro.
Eoa`uso I tckufct it gifct c`vo tk lk witc
tc`t bowsp`por `rtiamo ykuro cilibf ublor it.
Vc`t bowsp`por `rtiamo;
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@MM \CO VUKBF P_OQ\IKBQ
Ig ` jkurb`mist, Qbiahot. Ykumm c`vo tk lk
eottor tc`b tc`t. \`ho kut tc`t bowsp`por `rtiamo
biao `bl smkw, `bl lkbt uso `by aco`p triahs tk
try `bl listr`at go.
Diro! Diro!\co sullob ary `mgkst g`lo go
lrkp tco bowsp`por. I mkkhol quiahmy `rkubl tco
mier`ry, `s Il eoob tr`ibol tk lk ib suac ogor-
fobaios. Qpribhmor systog, I tckufct. Bkrtc-
o`st akrbor. Eut witckut ` akgp`ss, tco pcr`so
bkrtco`st akrbor gifct `s womm c`vo eoob I
c`vobt tco d`ibtost ilo`.
Comp c`s rrivol, I a`mmol. Vcoro is tco ffro;
\coro isbt kbo, Qbiahot, s`il tco vkiao,
d`gimi`r bkw. I w`s just mkkhibf dkr yku.
Gkxio `bl I sifcol, miho wo woro ektc e`m-
mkkbs priahol ey tco s`go boolmo, `bl lkwb tco`ismo a`go tco porskb wck c`l lost`tol us. ^`rt
kd gy olua`tikb roquirol o`ac `pprobtiao tk
c`vo ac`porkbo, bl Q. \coklkr` G`rhskb w`s
gibo. \co dubatikb kd ` ac`porkbo is tk sorvo `s
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QCK_MLB\ YK_ EO IB QACKKM;
`b ox`gpmo kd tco `lumt yku gifct eoakgo, `bl
\coklkr` sorvol `s ` e`l ox`gpmo. Cor c`ir, dkr
ibst`bao, w`s `mw`ys ` drifctdum goss, p`rtiau-
m`rmy wcob it w`s struffmibf `f`ibst tco mo`tcor
comgot sco soogol tk objky wo`ribf. Qco rodusol
tk tomm go wc`t tco Qstkkl dkr ib cor b`go, bk
g`ttor ckw g`by tigos I `shol cor. Eut boitcor
cor c`ir bkr cor ffrst b`go w`s tco g`ib prke-
mog witc \coklkr`. I lkbt bool tk tomm yku wc`t
tco prkemog is. Yku c`vo got igpkssiemo pokpmo,
`bl yku hbkw wcob yku `ro stuah witc tcog.
\coy ro kd bk gkro uso tc`b ` co`p kd kml ekxos
modt ib tco gillmo kd tco silow`mh, eut yku obl up
trippibf kb tcog `byw`y.
Ykuro bkt suppksol tk saro`g ffro ib `
mier`ry, I s`il, ubmoss yku go`b it.I wkumlbt c`vo c`l tk saro`g, \coklkr`
s`il, id ykul modt go ` bkto s`yibf wcoro yku
woro, s I spoaiffa`mmy ibstruatol.
I lil mo`vo bkto. It s`il Il eo t tco mier`ry.
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@MM \CO VUKBF P_OQ\IKBQ
Vomm, I lilbt c`vo tigo tk ro`l it `mm. Voro
ib ` curry, Qbiahot. Vo c`vo tk stkp saro`gibf
ffro `bl ibvostif`to ` a`so kd `rskb.
@rskb; Gkxio s`il, rkmmibf ` bow p`fo ibtk
cor typowritor. @ suspiaikus ffro w`s just tco skrt
kd tcibf tc`t Gkxio mihol tk writo `ekut.
Gy ac`porkbo mkkhol lkwb `t cor `bl
drkwbol. Vck `ro yku;
Gkxio ro`acol ibtk tco erig kd cor c`t, wciac
w`s wcoro sco hopt pribtol a`rls st`tibf cor b`go
`bl kaaup`tikb. Vovo got kb bugeor kd kaa`-
sikbs, Gkxio s`il, c`blibf cor kbo. Its mkvomy tk
soo yku, Gs. G`rhskb. Ykur `pprobtiao w`s just
roturbibf ` sar`p kd bowsp`por I mobt cig.
I drkwbol `t Gkxio wcimo \coklkr` drkwbol
`t tco a`rl. I eomiovo tcis is gysar`p kd bows-p`por, I s`il, tryibf tk skubl lifbiffol. Yku
gust c`vo modt ykur sar`p skgopm`ao omso.
Eo sobsiemo, Qbiahot, \coklkr` s`il. Vo
lkbt c`vo tigo tk fffct kvor sar`ps. Fivo it tk
ykur pm`yg`to `bl mots fk.
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QCK_MLB\ YK_ EO IB QACKKM;
Gkxio f`vo go ` smy sgimo `bl coml kut cor
c`bl. I lilbt w`bt tk fivo cor tco bowsp`por
`rtiamo, bl I aort`ibmy lilbt w`bt tk tcibh kd cor
`s gy pm`yg`to. Eut ublor \coklkr`s suporvi-
sikb I akuml bkt tcibh wc`t omso tk lk. I surrob-
lorol tco `rtiamo, `bl ib bk tigo `t `mm gy sistors
limogg` w`s dkmlol up ibtk ` bo`t squ`ro `bl
tuahol ibtk Gkxios c`t.
G`yeo m`tor, Gkxio s`il tk go, yku `bl I
a`b t`ho tc`t trip wo woro lisaussibf.
I tckufct kd 1?> V`yw`rl V`y, bl tco m`rfo,
ogpty rkkg ib tco pcktkfr`pc witc tco lkkr
ib tco akrbor `bl tco roat`bfmos kb tco stkkr.
Qoarots, I tckufct. Cillob ib pm`ib sifct. G`yeo
m`tor, I `frool.
\coklkr` drkwbol. Vc`tovor pm`yl`to ykutwk c`l pm`bbol, sco s`il, it wimm c`vo tk w`it.
Akgo `mkbf, Qbiahot. Vovo fkt tk fk tk 1?>
V`yw`rl V`y.
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AC@^\OU \VK
1?> V`yw`rl V`y turbol kut tk eo ib `
p`rtiaum`rmy losortol p`rt kd tkwb. \coklkr`
stoorol cor sc`hy rk`lstor p`st Liaoys Lop`rt-
gobt Qtkro `bl tcob kbtk ` stroot dumm kd lo`l
euimlibfs witc ek`rlol-up lkkrs `bl erkhobwiblkws. It w`s miho ` f`rlob tc`t skgokbo c`l
stkppol w`toribf. \ckso f`rlobs `mw`ys mkkh
smifctmy sibistor. Yku bovor hbkw wc`ts cilibf
`gkbfst `mm tco wiml `bl r`ffol wools.
Yku hbkw wc`t I miho `ekut boifcekrckkls
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@MM \CO VUKBF P_OQ\IKBQ
co`r gkro typowritors, pmus tco scudsto kd p`pors
`bl tco ktcor guttory bkisos kd ` eusy kdffao,
eut tco eky eocibl tco losh w`s tco kbmy porskb
drkg tco Lop`rtgobt kd Olua`tikb tk eo soob.
Q. \coklkr` G`rhskb, `bbkubaol Q. \cok-
lkr` G`rhskb, `bl cor `sskai`to. Vo c`vo `b
`ppkibtgobt.
^mo`so w`it, tco eky s`il, witckut mkkhibf
up drkg cis typibf.
\coklkr` s`t ib kbo ac`ir `bl I s`t ib
`bktcor, bo`r tco ekkhscomd. I tkkh lkwb ` ekkh
tc`t c`l eoob roakggoblol tk go ey sovor`m
pokpmo I lilbt miho.
\co swibfibf lkkr swubf, `bl ` t`mm, bo`tmy
lrossol wkg`b strklo tk tco losh wcoro tco eky
w`s typibf `bl tkkh ` dow p`pors drkg tco t`mmpimo. ^ibbol tk cor akmm`r w`s ` vory sciby fkml
e`lfo sc`pol miho ` migo, `bl pibbol tk cor d`ao
w`s ` sgimo tc`t sckbo guac moss erifctmy. \cok-
lkr` stkkl, eut tco wkg`b lil bkt mkkh `t us kr
s`y `bytcibf, just rotro`tol e`ah ibtk tco eusy
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QCK_MLB\ YK_ EO IB QACKKM;
kdffao. \coklkr` s`t. I triol tco ekkh. @ g`b
f`vo cis skb Jkly ` pkby, `bl Jkly c`l tk prkg-
iso tk t`ho a`ro kd it. \cob tco pkby fkt siah. I
akuml soo wcoro tcis w`s fkibf `bl put tco ekkh
lkwb. It w`s gkro pmo`s`bt tk sit `bl tcibh wc`t
tco amkul mkkhol miho.
Vo w`itol `wcimo. \co eky hopt typibf `bl
typibf `bl typibf `bl tcob ffb`mmy stkppol eut
co w`s just sar`tacibf cis omekw `bl tcob co w`s
typibf f`ib. \co t`mm wkg`b g`lo sovor`m trips
tcrkufc tco swibfibf lkkr bl e`ah f`ib witc-
kut mkkhibf `t us. \coklkr` tkkh up tco ekkh
`bl soogol quito ibtorostol ib it. I stkkl up. Co
gifct bkt t`mh tk go, eut I wkuml t`mh tk cig, sk
I `shol cig id it wkuml eo guac mkbfor.
I lkbt hbkw, co s`il, `bl typol `bl typol`bl typol.
Yku lkbt c`vo tk mkkh eusy kb gy aakubt,
I s`il.
Bkw co stkppol. I mkkh eusy eoa`uso I `g
eusy.
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@MM \CO VUKBF P_OQ\IKBQ
Qk yku s`y, I s`il.
Yku lkbt c`vo tk t`ho gy wkrl dkr it, tco
eky s`il, `bl pkibtol tk tco pimo co w`s g`hibf.
Mkkh t wc`t Ig typibf id yku lkbt eomiovo go.
Ig bkt ` g`tc tutkr, I s`il. I lkbt doom
tco bool tk acoah ykur wkrh.
\co Lop`rtgobt kd Olua`tikb is ` vory
eusy kdffao. Voro ib ac`rfo kd ovory pol`fkfi-
a`m ibstitutikb ib Qt`ibl-ey-tco-Qo`. Uo`l `ekut
us ib tco bowsp`por id yku lkbt eomiovo go.
Vcy wkumlbt I eomiovo yku;
@mm rifct tcob, Qbiahot.
I s`t lkwb `bl tcob stkkl up `f`ib. Yku
hbkw gy b`go, eut I lkbt hbkw ykurs. \c`t
lkosbt soog d`ir.
Its Homm`r, tco eky s`il. Homm`r C`ibos.Vomm, Homm`r C`ibos, I s`il, sckumlbt yku
eo ib sackkm;
Homm`r c`l eoob ro`ly tk st`rt typibf `f`ib,
eut bkw co emibhol `bl mkkhol lkwb `t cis ffb-
fors. \coy woro trogemibf ` mittmo eit. Yos, co
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