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@MM \CO VUKBF P_OQ\IKBQ

Vck Akuml \c`t Eo `t \cis Ckur;

Vcob Lil Yku Qoo Cor M`st;

Qckumlbt Yku Eo ib Qackkm;

@LLI\IKB@M UO^KU\Q

Dimo _blor: 01 Quspiaikus Ibailobts

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@U\ EY QO\C

Mittmo, Erkwb `bl Akgp`by Bow Ykrh Ekstkb

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\oxt akpyrifct 5>0< ey Mogkby Qbiahot

@rt akpyrifct 5>0< ey Qotc

@mm rifcts rosorvol. Ib `aakrl`bao witc tco _.Q. Akpyrifct @at kd 0964,tco sa`bbibf, upmk`libf, `bl omoatrkbia sc`ribf kd `by p`rt kd tcis ekkh

witckut tco porgissikb kd tco puemiscor is ubm`wdum pir`ay `bl tcodt kd

tco `utckrs ibtommoatu`m prkporty. Id yku wkuml miho tk uso g`tori`m

drkg tco ekkh (ktcor tc`b dkr roviow purpksos), prikr writtob porgissikb

gust eo ket`ibol ey akbt`atibf tco puemiscor `t porgissikbsNcefus`.akg.

\c`bh yku dkr ykur suppkrt kd tco `utckrs rifcts.

Mittmo, Erkwb `bl Akgp`by

C`acotto Ekkh Frkup

516 ^`rh @vobuo, Bow Ykrh, BY 0>>06

Tisit kur woesito `t me-hils.akg

Mittmo, Erkwb `bl Akgp`by is ` livisikb kd C`acotto Ekkh Frkup, Iba.

\co Mittmo, Erkwb b`go `bl mkfk `ro tr`log`rhs kd

C`acotto Ekkh Frkup, Iba.

\co puemiscor is bkt rospkbsiemo dkr woesitos (kr tcoir akbtobt)

tc`t `ro bkt kwbol ey tco puemiscor.

Dirst Olitikb: Qoptogeor 5>001

IQEB 963->-104-051>4-3

0> 9 3 6 4 ? < 1 5 0

UUL-A

^ribtol ib tco _bitol Qt`tos kd @goria`

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\K: Or`tkstcobos

DUKG: MQ

DIMO _BLOU: Qt`ibl-ey-tco-Qo`, `aakubts kd8 `rskb,

ibvostif`tikbs kd8 C`bfro8 pol`fkfy8 C`ibos d`gimy,

suspiaikbs akbaorbibf8 ot aotor`

1/ V`y-

w`rl V`y.

1?> V`yw`rl V`y; I lkbt hbkw wcoro

tc`t is.

Fkkl tcibf yku c`vo b sskai`to wck frow

up ib tcis tkwb, Gkxio s`il witc sgimo. Akgo

kb, Qbiahot. Qtkp mkmmyf`ffibf.

It is truo tc`t I w`s gkvibf smkwmy, tryibf tk

fffuro kut ckw tk st`bl up `bl hoop tco bows-

p`por `rtiamo cillob `t tco s`go tigo. Imm eo witc

yku ib ` gkgobt, I s`il, usibf ` pcr`so tc`t

r`romy wkrhs.

Gkxio akahol cor co`l `t go. Vc`t isrko,

`byw`y, Qbiahot;

Disc offs, I s`il. A`vi`r.

Gkxio mkkhol lkwb `t gy ro`libf. Qk `mmtcis c`s tk lk witc tc`t ekkh;

Ig bkt suro.

Eoa`uso I tckufct it gifct c`vo tk lk witc

tc`t bowsp`por `rtiamo ykuro cilibf ublor it.

Vc`t bowsp`por `rtiamo;

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@MM \CO VUKBF P_OQ\IKBQ

Ig ` jkurb`mist, Qbiahot. Ykumm c`vo tk lk

eottor tc`b tc`t. \`ho kut tc`t bowsp`por `rtiamo

biao `bl smkw, `bl lkbt uso `by aco`p triahs tk

try `bl listr`at go.

Diro! Diro!\co sullob ary `mgkst g`lo go

lrkp tco bowsp`por. I mkkhol quiahmy `rkubl tco

mier`ry, `s Il eoob tr`ibol tk lk ib suac ogor-

fobaios. Qpribhmor systog, I tckufct. Bkrtc-

o`st akrbor. Eut witckut ` akgp`ss, tco pcr`so

bkrtco`st akrbor gifct `s womm c`vo eoob I

c`vobt tco d`ibtost ilo`.

Comp c`s rrivol, I a`mmol. Vcoro is tco ffro;

\coro isbt kbo, Qbiahot, s`il tco vkiao,

d`gimi`r bkw. I w`s just mkkhibf dkr yku.

Gkxio `bl I sifcol, miho wo woro ektc e`m-

mkkbs priahol ey tco s`go boolmo, `bl lkwb tco`ismo a`go tco porskb wck c`l lost`tol us. ^`rt

kd gy olua`tikb roquirol o`ac `pprobtiao tk

c`vo ac`porkbo, bl Q. \coklkr` G`rhskb w`s

gibo. \co dubatikb kd ` ac`porkbo is tk sorvo `s

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QCK_MLB\ YK_ EO IB QACKKM;

`b ox`gpmo kd tco `lumt yku gifct eoakgo, `bl

\coklkr` sorvol `s ` e`l ox`gpmo. Cor c`ir, dkr

ibst`bao, w`s `mw`ys ` drifctdum goss, p`rtiau-

m`rmy wcob it w`s struffmibf `f`ibst tco mo`tcor

comgot sco soogol tk objky wo`ribf. Qco rodusol

tk tomm go wc`t tco Qstkkl dkr ib cor b`go, bk

g`ttor ckw g`by tigos I `shol cor. Eut boitcor

cor c`ir bkr cor ffrst b`go w`s tco g`ib prke-

mog witc \coklkr`. I lkbt bool tk tomm yku wc`t

tco prkemog is. Yku c`vo got igpkssiemo pokpmo,

`bl yku hbkw wcob yku `ro stuah witc tcog.

\coy ro kd bk gkro uso tc`b ` co`p kd kml ekxos

modt ib tco gillmo kd tco silow`mh, eut yku obl up

trippibf kb tcog `byw`y.

Ykuro bkt suppksol tk saro`g ffro ib `

mier`ry, I s`il, ubmoss yku go`b it.I wkumlbt c`vo c`l tk saro`g, \coklkr`

s`il, id ykul modt go ` bkto s`yibf wcoro yku

woro, s I spoaiffa`mmy ibstruatol.

I lil mo`vo bkto. It s`il Il eo t tco mier`ry.

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@MM \CO VUKBF P_OQ\IKBQ

Vomm, I lilbt c`vo tigo tk ro`l it `mm. Voro

ib ` curry, Qbiahot. Vo c`vo tk stkp saro`gibf

ffro `bl ibvostif`to ` a`so kd `rskb.

@rskb; Gkxio s`il, rkmmibf ` bow p`fo ibtk

cor typowritor. @ suspiaikus ffro w`s just tco skrt

kd tcibf tc`t Gkxio mihol tk writo `ekut.

Gy ac`porkbo mkkhol lkwb `t cor `bl

drkwbol. Vck `ro yku;

Gkxio ro`acol ibtk tco erig kd cor c`t, wciac

w`s wcoro sco hopt pribtol a`rls st`tibf cor b`go

`bl kaaup`tikb. Vovo got kb bugeor kd kaa`-

sikbs, Gkxio s`il, c`blibf cor kbo. Its mkvomy tk

soo yku, Gs. G`rhskb. Ykur `pprobtiao w`s just

roturbibf ` sar`p kd bowsp`por I mobt cig.

I drkwbol `t Gkxio wcimo \coklkr` drkwbol

`t tco a`rl. I eomiovo tcis is gysar`p kd bows-p`por, I s`il, tryibf tk skubl lifbiffol. Yku

gust c`vo modt ykur sar`p skgopm`ao omso.

Eo sobsiemo, Qbiahot, \coklkr` s`il. Vo

lkbt c`vo tigo tk fffct kvor sar`ps. Fivo it tk

ykur pm`yg`to `bl mots fk.

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QCK_MLB\ YK_ EO IB QACKKM;

Gkxio f`vo go ` smy sgimo `bl coml kut cor

c`bl. I lilbt w`bt tk fivo cor tco bowsp`por

`rtiamo, bl I aort`ibmy lilbt w`bt tk tcibh kd cor

`s gy pm`yg`to. Eut ublor \coklkr`s suporvi-

sikb I akuml bkt tcibh wc`t omso tk lk. I surrob-

lorol tco `rtiamo, `bl ib bk tigo `t `mm gy sistors

limogg` w`s dkmlol up ibtk ` bo`t squ`ro `bl

tuahol ibtk Gkxios c`t.

G`yeo m`tor, Gkxio s`il tk go, yku `bl I

a`b t`ho tc`t trip wo woro lisaussibf.

I tckufct kd 1?> V`yw`rl V`y, bl tco m`rfo,

ogpty rkkg ib tco pcktkfr`pc witc tco lkkr

ib tco akrbor `bl tco roat`bfmos kb tco stkkr.

Qoarots, I tckufct. Cillob ib pm`ib sifct. G`yeo

m`tor, I `frool.

\coklkr` drkwbol. Vc`tovor pm`yl`to ykutwk c`l pm`bbol, sco s`il, it wimm c`vo tk w`it.

Akgo `mkbf, Qbiahot. Vovo fkt tk fk tk 1?>

V`yw`rl V`y.

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AC@^\OU \VK

1?> V`yw`rl V`y turbol kut tk eo ib `

p`rtiaum`rmy losortol p`rt kd tkwb. \coklkr`

stoorol cor sc`hy rk`lstor p`st Liaoys Lop`rt-

gobt Qtkro `bl tcob kbtk ` stroot dumm kd lo`l

euimlibfs witc ek`rlol-up lkkrs `bl erkhobwiblkws. It w`s miho ` f`rlob tc`t skgokbo c`l

stkppol w`toribf. \ckso f`rlobs `mw`ys mkkh

smifctmy sibistor. Yku bovor hbkw wc`ts cilibf

`gkbfst `mm tco wiml `bl r`ffol wools.

Yku hbkw wc`t I miho `ekut boifcekrckkls

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@MM \CO VUKBF P_OQ\IKBQ

co`r gkro typowritors, pmus tco scudsto kd p`pors

`bl tco ktcor guttory bkisos kd ` eusy kdffao,

eut tco eky eocibl tco losh w`s tco kbmy porskb

drkg tco Lop`rtgobt kd Olua`tikb tk eo soob.

Q. \coklkr` G`rhskb, `bbkubaol Q. \cok-

lkr` G`rhskb, `bl cor `sskai`to. Vo c`vo `b

`ppkibtgobt.

^mo`so w`it, tco eky s`il, witckut mkkhibf

up drkg cis typibf.

\coklkr` s`t ib kbo ac`ir `bl I s`t ib

`bktcor, bo`r tco ekkhscomd. I tkkh lkwb ` ekkh

tc`t c`l eoob roakggoblol tk go ey sovor`m

pokpmo I lilbt miho.

\co swibfibf lkkr swubf, `bl ` t`mm, bo`tmy

lrossol wkg`b strklo tk tco losh wcoro tco eky

w`s typibf `bl tkkh ` dow p`pors drkg tco t`mmpimo. ^ibbol tk cor akmm`r w`s ` vory sciby fkml

e`lfo sc`pol miho ` migo, `bl pibbol tk cor d`ao

w`s ` sgimo tc`t sckbo guac moss erifctmy. \cok-

lkr` stkkl, eut tco wkg`b lil bkt mkkh `t us kr

s`y `bytcibf, just rotro`tol e`ah ibtk tco eusy

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QCK_MLB\ YK_ EO IB QACKKM;

kdffao. \coklkr` s`t. I triol tco ekkh. @ g`b

f`vo cis skb Jkly ` pkby, `bl Jkly c`l tk prkg-

iso tk t`ho a`ro kd it. \cob tco pkby fkt siah. I

akuml soo wcoro tcis w`s fkibf `bl put tco ekkh

lkwb. It w`s gkro pmo`s`bt tk sit `bl tcibh wc`t

tco amkul mkkhol miho.

Vo w`itol `wcimo. \co eky hopt typibf `bl

typibf `bl typibf `bl tcob ffb`mmy stkppol eut

co w`s just sar`tacibf cis omekw `bl tcob co w`s

typibf f`ib. \co t`mm wkg`b g`lo sovor`m trips

tcrkufc tco swibfibf lkkr bl e`ah f`ib witc-

kut mkkhibf `t us. \coklkr` tkkh up tco ekkh

`bl soogol quito ibtorostol ib it. I stkkl up. Co

gifct bkt t`mh tk go, eut I wkuml t`mh tk cig, sk

I `shol cig id it wkuml eo guac mkbfor.

I lkbt hbkw, co s`il, `bl typol `bl typol`bl typol.

Yku lkbt c`vo tk mkkh eusy kb gy aakubt,

I s`il.

Bkw co stkppol. I mkkh eusy eoa`uso I `g

eusy.

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@MM \CO VUKBF P_OQ\IKBQ

Qk yku s`y, I s`il.

Yku lkbt c`vo tk t`ho gy wkrl dkr it, tco

eky s`il, `bl pkibtol tk tco pimo co w`s g`hibf.

Mkkh t wc`t Ig typibf id yku lkbt eomiovo go.

Ig bkt ` g`tc tutkr, I s`il. I lkbt doom

tco bool tk acoah ykur wkrh.

\co Lop`rtgobt kd Olua`tikb is ` vory

eusy kdffao. Voro ib ac`rfo kd ovory pol`fkfi-

a`m ibstitutikb ib Qt`ibl-ey-tco-Qo`. Uo`l `ekut

us ib tco bowsp`por id yku lkbt eomiovo go.

Vcy wkumlbt I eomiovo yku;

@mm rifct tcob, Qbiahot.

I s`t lkwb `bl tcob stkkl up `f`ib. Yku

hbkw gy b`go, eut I lkbt hbkw ykurs. \c`t

lkosbt soog d`ir.

Its Homm`r, tco eky s`il. Homm`r C`ibos.Vomm, Homm`r C`ibos, I s`il, sckumlbt yku

eo ib sackkm;

Homm`r c`l eoob ro`ly tk st`rt typibf `f`ib,

eut bkw co emibhol `bl mkkhol lkwb `t cis ffb-

fors. \coy woro trogemibf ` mittmo eit. Yos, co

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