Tollbar 6th Form Class of 2012

Tollbar IB Class 2010-2012

Director of 6th Form

Quote:In waking a tiger, use a long stick - MaoWhere do you see yourself in 10 years?Playing on the left wing for West HamFavourite moment at 6th form:Owen’s dancing at the leaver’s doMost embarrassing moment at 6th form:Keyboard not working at the start of my speech…One thing I’d take to a desert island:Bucket and spadeWho is your idol/who you aspire to be like?Samwise Gamgee from the Lord of the Rings - wanted to give my son Samwise as his middle name but my wife wouldn’t let me!If you could speak to anyone for 1 hour, who would it be?King Alfred - a History hero of mine for defeating the Vikings at the Battle of Edington in 878AD

Mr. Clark

Deputy Director of 6th Form

Quote:Live everyday as if it was your last because one day it will beWhere do you see yourself in 10 years?A bit thinner, a bit richer but a lot happierFavourite moment at 6th form:Getting to grip with Jess’ moralsMost embarrassing moment at 6th form:Having Eliza Doolittle as my ringtoneOne thing I’d take to a desert island:A home brew kitWho is your idol/who you aspire to be like?That good-looking guy in the mirror If you could speak to anyone for 1 hour, who would it be?Spike Milligan (top lad)

Mr. Colbert

Assistant Director of 6th Form

Quote:No glove no love

Where do you see yourself in 10 years?Eating my Alsatians, Mr Clarkes chair, taking over while Mr Clark wasn’t here, chief executive, married to Ryan Reynolds

Favourite moment at 6th form:The day I joined the 6th form team

Most embarrassing moment at 6th form:When my skirt split from the 6th form open evening

One thing I’d take to a desert island:Sun lounger

Who is your idol/who you aspire to be like?Bella because I want Edward and Jacob fighting over me

If you could speak to anyone for 1 hour, who would it be?Freud

Miss Taylor

Quote:“This is what perfection looks like”Most likely to become:Car salesman Most likely to die:From having too many jobsWhere do you see yourself in 10 years?Rich and beautifulFavourite moment at 6th form:Being reunited with Viv HarwoodMost embarrassing moment at 6th form:Headbutting a wallOne thing I’d take to a desert island:My watchWho is your idol/who you aspire to be like?Bernie Ecclestone

If you could speak to anyone for 1 hour, who would it be?Carlas Slim Helu Best traits:Friendly, nice watch, good dress sense

Ashley Allison

Quote: Arguing with a fool proves there are two. (Doris M Lessing)Most likely to become: The next JK RowlingWhere do you see yourself in 10 years? Not sure, haven't really thought that far ahead yet.Favourite moment at 6th form: I have a few, including Sweden and dressing up and having fun on the last day before Easter.Most embarrassing moment at sixth form: I'm not really sure, I've tried to make sure that I don't do many embarrassing things in

public.One thing I'd like to take on a desert island: A boat so that I could get off the island.Who is your idol/who you aspire to be like? I don't really have a particular idol, there are many people who inspire me.If you could speak to anyone for 1 hour, who would it be?: Suzanne Collins (author of the Hunger Games)Best traits: Smiley, honest, genuinely lovely person

Melissa Andrews

Quote:“Seeing is deceiving, dreaming is believing, it’s okay not to be okay” - Jessie J, Who You AreMost likely to becomeA Disney PrincessWhere do you see yourself in 10 years?Teaching at Tollbar or at another school in the areaFavourite moment at 6th form:Secret Santa Christmas 2011, Art exhibition, last day Most embarrassing moment at 6th form: Walking back from the Farm Shop with Steph, the men in a dustbin lorry wolf-whistled at us One thing I’d take to a desert island: Music, I don’t know what I’d do without it Who is your idol/who you aspire to be like? Miss Taylor because I think that she is an amazing teacher. She also has a great personality and is one of my role models. Best traits Kind, smiley, princessy

Kirstie Armitage

Quote:You mirin’ aesthetics brah?Most likely to becomeUnderwear modelMost likely to dieAssassinated (SS) Where do you see yourself in 10 years?Taking roids in a Thai saunaFavourite moment at 6th form:Wearing my short shortsMost embarrassing moment at 6th form:Drinking too much at Wiggy’s partyOne thing I’d take to a desert island:Protein shakes or dumbbells Who is your idol/who you aspire to be like?ZyzzBest t:raits:Big, keeps Khero in line, inappropriate drunk

Andy Baker

Quote:No Danny I’m not pregnant!Most likely to becomeRuthless (businesswoman) Most often seenIn the caffWhere do you see yourself in 10 years?Successful business lady lol!Favourite moment at 6th form:Café dinner conversations with Georgie, Faye, Andy and Shannon and confronting Danny Birch Most embarrassing moment at 6th form: All the times i’ve been preggers without knowing it, awkieees! One thing I’d take to a desert island:Magic lampWho is your idol/who you aspire to be like?Beyonce Best traits:Loud, confident, nice teeth

Keeley Bingham

Quote:What homework?Most likely to becomeBack up dancer for Lady GagaMost likely to die:Hypertrophic CardiomyopathyMost often seenWith Shannon talking rudies Where do you see yourself in 10 years?Working as a “dancer”Favourite moment at 6th form:When Mr Clough broke the common room door looking for Lydia Most embarrassing moment at 6th form: Being named “Tollbar’s secret couple” with Drew

One thing I’d take to a desert island:Liam NeesonWho is your idol/who you aspire to be like?Lady GagaBest traits:Lovely hair, good house parties, pulchritudinous

Katie Boardman

Quote: It was Ben’s fault/ I’m not a catMost often seen On his bikeWhere do you see yourself in 10 years? Working with the national gridFavourite moment at 6th form The date we leaveMost embarrassing moment at 6th form Falling off my bike when it wasn’t movingOne thing you would take to a desert island Some foodWho is your idol/aspire to be like? The creator of the CATIf you could speak to anyone for an hour who would it be? BagpussBest traits: Good in goal, good at deleting OS on his laptop

Nikki Brett

Quote: Don’t worry about your future: because worrying is as effective as trying to solve an algebra equation by chewing bubblegum” – Baz LuhrmannMost often seen With AmeliaWhere do you see yourself in 10 years? Owning a penthouse in Manhattan courtesy of my husband’s credit card Favourite moment at 6th form: Meeting AmeliaMost embarrassing moment at 6th form: “Say a command!”One thing you would take to a desert island A fishing rod – to practice my extreme fishingWho is your idol/aspire to be like: Denzel Washington Best traits:Cool hair, nice person, laidback –ness

Annie Brignall

Quote:“Suck on my queef nugget” or “Where’s my garlic sauce!” or “Okaaaaaay”Most likely to becomeA lesbianMost likely to dieFalling down the stairsWhere do you see yourself in 10 years?Investment banker in New York or on the dole Favourite moment at 6th form:EverydayMost embarrassing moment at 6th form:(Having no shame makes embarrassment impossible and so Chloe does not have one)One thing I’d take to a desert island:Nothing – forever aloneWho is your idol/who you aspire to be like?SidIf you could speak to anyone for 1 hour, who would it be?Adolf Hitler Best traits:Vulgar, good taste in men, fit

Chloe Bunn

Quote: Oh wellMost often seen SmilingMost likely to become A farmer/ farmers wifeWhere do you see yourself in 10 years? Hopefully in 10 years’ time I will own my own agronomy business in the Lincolnshire wolds Favourite moment at 6th form: Meeting some new lovely people and catching up with old friendsMost embarrassing moment at 6th form: Buying an inappropriate t shirt for Wiggy for his birthday by mistake One thing you would

take to a desert island: A diary so I could always have someone to talk toWho is your idol/aspire to be like: My mum because she is the most important person in the world to me If you could speak to anyone for an hour who would it be? My best friends because they never fail to make me smile Best traits: Being adorable and nice and kind and always happy and trying hard in everything

Georgina Burgess

Quote: “Give a man a fish and he can eat for a day, teach him how to fish and he can eat for a lifetime”Most often seen: With Lydia Most likely to become A house husbandMost likely to die Golfing injuryWhere do you see yourself in 10 years? Professor at Oxford University of course. Favourite moment at 6th form: When I met Drew x Most embarrassing moment at 6th form: Wearing the same colour chinos as the lads.

One thing you would take to a desert island: Revision guide. Who is your idol/aspire to be like: Tiger Woods Best traits: Doesn’t mind hitting a woman, talkative, polite.

Lee Cardy

Quote: “If you like it then you should have put a ring on it” - BeyonceMost often seen: With LeeMost likely to become: Beyonce backing dancer (knows all the moves already) Most likely to die: From Lee smothering her in love.Where do you see yourself in 10 years? Queen of MoroccoFavourite moment at 6th form: When I met DrewMost embarrassing moment at 6th form: Being under the pool table while hiding/being shouted at by Mr.

Clough. One thing you would take to a desert island: BeyonceIf you could speak to anyone for an hour who would it be? BeyonceBest traits: Knows the words to all the Beyonce songs, always reliable and turns up to events when promised.

Lydia Chajid

Quote: “No”Most often seen: In her carMost likely to become: Owner of Sainsbury’s Where do you see yourself in 10 years? On benefits Favourite moment at 6th form: Shouting at Anja Weiner in common roomMost embarrassing moment at 6th form: Thinking Anne Frank was in the year above One thing you would take to a desert island: Chloe WalkerWho is your idol/aspire to be like: Mr Evison

If you could speak to anyone for an hour who would it be? Vin Diesel Best traits: Hard worker, nice clothes, good laugh

Amy Clayton

Most likely to becomeSomething good

Most likely to dieBrain explosion/ kicked in the face by a donkey

Where do you see yourself in 10 years?I see myself being 28 years old

Favourite moment at 6th form:When Anya asked Miss Ballentyne “If it has so much sugar in it, why is it salty?” – oh dear!

Most embarrassing moment at 6th form:When Mel hi-fived me and I bit my own thumb/almost broke my

glasses

One thing I’d take to a desert island:Sun cream

Who is your idol/who you aspire to be like?Miss So

If you could speak to anyone for 1 hour, who would it be?King Arthur – to find out if Camelot was real

Best traitsIntelligent, opinionated, dedicated, photogenic

Bethany Collins

Quote: Everyone in life will hurt you, you just have to choose who is worth hurting forMost often seen: With KirstieMost likely to become A charitable all round good personWhere do you see yourself in 10 years? : Working as a teacher for disabled childrenFavourite moment at 6th form: Pink day for cancer research!Most embarrassing moment at 6th form: Don’t really have oneOne thing you would take to a desert island: A boat

Who is your idol/aspire to be like: I’m not sure to be honest, probably someone like Miss Taylor, as she is an amazing teacher If you could speak to anyone for an hour who would it be? My mum, because I never got the chance to do it beforeBest traits: Lovely person, good rack

Steph Dorward Serrano

Quote: Every fighter has one fight that makes or breaks him - Elia KazanMost often seen: Can’t be seen due to camouflageMost likely to die: Saving someones lifeFavourite moment at 6th form: Didn’t have a favourite moment because I’ve had so many brilliant moments with so many people and it’s sad to see so many of you going your separate ways. Most embarrassing moment at 6th form: Getting caught staggering home from the pub after

Psychology revision!Where do you see yourself in 10 years? I will have stolen Mr. Hansen’s job in order to run the I.T department. One thing you would take to a desert island: My poetry, as this is the only thing where I can find strength and inspiration to carry on fighting when times get tough. Who is your idol/aspire to be like: Mohammed AliIf you could speak to anyone for an hour who would it be? Osama Bin Laden Best traits: Loyal, trustworthy, strong, intelligent and determined

Steven Drury

Quote: “The toilet brush never entered my arse, okay?” Most often seen: Offending people Most likely to die: …soonLeast favourite moment at 6th form: When Lizzie left :’(Most embarrassing moment at 6th form: Everyone actually believing I had a toilet brush stuck up my bum Where do you see yourself in 10 years? In a council flat on the doleOne thing you would take to a desert island: A boatWho is your idol/aspire

to be like: Jesus If you could speak to anyone for an hour who would it be?My grandad Best traits: Good at taking photos, very funny, absolute player, and chilled out

Daniel Firth

Quote:I don’t care if I please or offendMost often seenWith Becky, ragingMost likely to becomeAn angry columnist Where do you see yourself in 10 years?Hopefully with a uni degree, a nice big house and happily married to Jason Statham, Channing Tatum and George – I guess! (Bigamy will be legal!)Favourite moment at 6th form:Watching Mr Batts open his turkey baster, sticky fingers wet wipes, paracetamol and edible cock rings

Most embarrassing moment at 6th form:Opening a 10 years supply of Ann Summers flavoured lube as my secret santa present in front of the whole maths classOne thing I’d take to a desert island:Douglas Booth holding a toothbrush in one hand, toothpaste in the other and a razor between his teeth – SORTED!Who is your idol/who you aspire to be like?EHJBest traits:Opinionated, loud, influential, charismatic

Jessica Frosdick

Quote: “I saw this thing on tumblr…”Favourite moment at 6th form: Finishing my art course, and with a good grade!Most embarrassing moment at 6th form: Being followed home by the police on suspicion of terrorism for doing my art homework. Where do you see yourself in 10 years? Designing albums covers

and band merch hopefully…If not I’ll probably still be in my room on the internet. Who is your idol/aspire to be like: I aspire to be like my brother. He’s a great artist and seems to do everything well. If you could speak to anyone for an hour who would it be? Tetsuya Nomura (Final Fantasy & Kingdom Hearts)Best traits: Possibly the coolest person ever

Ruth Fulton

Most often seen: In the art roomMost likely to become: An artist in some formMost likely to die: Lead poisoningWhere do you see yourself in 10 years? As a costume designerFavourite moment at 6th form: Creating my art exhibition Most embarrassing moment at 6th form: Posing for photographs for the newspaper for visual artsOne thing you would take to a desert island: My phoneBest traits: UNDERATED COMEDIAN, easy going, longest/flippiest hair in 6th form

Emma Harneiss

Quote: Theres a laptop in thereMost often seen: In the locker roomMost likely to become: A sound tech for a famous bandMost likely to die: From boredom Where do you see yourself in 10 years? A computer nerd Favourite moment at 6th form: LeavingMost embarrassing moment at 6th form: Hit in the face by Steve kicking a ballOne thing you would take to a desert island: GuitarIf you could speak to anyone for an hour who

would it be? Joel Zimmerman (Deadmau5) Best traits: Sweet ass hair, cool backpack, cool guy

Lewis Hay

Quote: Love you in a teacher way…Most often seen: In the common roomMost likely to become: A top grimsby lass Where do you see yourself in 10 years? Still in Grimsby Favourite moment at 6th form: Being first to complete CAS, realising you can put heart bullet points on word Most embarrassing moment at 6th form: Thinking Mr Smart was foreign One thing you would take to a desert island: A swordWho is your idol/aspire

to be like: The little mermaidIf you could speak to anyone for an hour who would it be? Mr Robert LeemanBest traits: Decisive, fiery, funny

Beth Hewson

Quote:I’m Supertramp and you’re super apple! Most often seen Starting fights Most likely to become: An international super assassin with a husband in every countryMost likely to die:In a fight to the death at the barge Where do you see yourself in 10 years? Isolated and aloneFavourite moment at 6th form: Tesco tuesdays & Beach trips!

Most embarrassing moment at 6th form: Accidentally saying “dirty vagina” instead of “bay of pigs” in my spanish presentationOne thing you would take to a desert island Bear Grylls ;) Who is your idol/aspire to be like: Angelina Jolie or Alexander Supertramp If you could talk to anyone for an hour who would it be? JFK/Che Guevara Best traits:Looks hot without showering, whimsical, loquacious, best music taste in the world

Elouise Kjellstad

Quote:“We should bring a crate into the common room” Most often seen Drinking girly ciderMost likely to become: RAF ladMost likely to die:Serving our countryWhere do you see yourself in 10 years? Working as an engineer and having lots of money Favourite moment at 6th form: I haven’t got a clue, i’ve enjoyed it all :PMost embarrassing moment at 6th form: Coming back after my operation lolzOne thing you would

take to a desert island: A jet or a speed boat Who is your idol/aspire to be like: Obvs Richard Branson cause he’s like amazing and worth lots of money Best traits: Charming, chatty, friendly and sensitive

Danny Matthews

Quote: Have you seen my kindle?Most often seen: Reading on his kindleMost likely to become: A vampireMost likely to die: From having no more books to readWhere do you see yourself in 10 years? In the RAFFavourite moment at 6th form: Reading my kindle Most embarrassing moment at 6th form: Receiving a mankini for secret santaOne thing you would take to a desert island: KindleWho is your idol/aspire

to be like: Gerard ButlerIf you could speak to anyone for an hour who would it be? Bill GatesBest traits: Intelligent, mellow, BFG

Oliver Mussell

Quote: Don’t Paraphrase me, BITCH!!- Zack to Ben Most often seen: Walking somewhere really slowlyMost likely to become: Dictator of life on Earth. Most likely to die: In a coup d’etat against a perfectly OK government. Favourite moment at 6th form: Climbing the snow mountain outside the Café – “I AM THE ICE KING”Most embarrassing moment at 6th form: The photograph – courtesy of Mohammed. One thing you would

take to a desert island: Inflatable dinghyWho is your idol/aspire to be like: Lord Byron (mad, bad, and dangerous to know)If you could speak to anyone for an hour who would it be? Joseph Stalin!Best traits: Crazy, super-intelligent, can quote Shakespeare sonnets when paralytic.

Zack Parekh

Quote: AI DAUGHN’T KNAAAEOUWWMost often seen: Dribbling/grinning and laughingMost likely to die: ChokingWhere do you see yourself in 10 years? Anywhere but hereFavourite moment at 6th form: SVEDEN (CHOCLOTE BAWLLS), and everyone hereMost embarrassing moment at 6th form: Common room “incident” (fart), spitting my food/drink out in front of Anya One thing you would take to a desert island:

Chloe WalkerWho is your idol/aspire to be like: Mr EvisonIf you could speak to anyone for an hour who would it be? Vin Diesel Best traits: Hard worker, nice clothes, loyal amigo

Katrice Redfern

Quote: Funny that/I’m a snakeMost often seen: Snaking in his green jacketMost likely to become: A molester in MagalufWhere do you see yourself in 10 years? KFCFavourite moment at 6th form: When asked to go for a romp in a field with Miss GabbitasMost embarrassing moment at 6th form: “Get off my girlfriend”One thing you would take to a desert island: Green jacketWho is your idol/aspire to be like: Zachary Levi

If you could speak to anyone for an hour who would it be? BeyonceBest traits: Good rack, top snake, sexy brother, joker

Drew Saunderson

Quote: “Let’s all love each other”, “I like squirrels”, “LOVE ME AGAIN”Most often seen: Eating Andy’s faceMost likely to become: A Hooters girlWhere do you see yourself in 10 years? Workin da pole wig KayT bbzxo or surrounded by my 11 multicultural children (all with different fathers of course!) in the playboy mansion!Favourite moment at 6th form: Licking Andy’s face (A LOT, YAY PDA’S!!!)Most embarrassing moment at 6th form: Popping a button and

exposing da twinz to Monsieur Bazinet (nom) (voulez-vous coucher avec moi, ce souir? ;)) One thing you would take to a desert island: Ryan Reynolds (LET’S GET SEXY)Who is your idol/aspire to be like: Barbie <3 (let’s face it, we’re both stunnaz xo)If you could speak to anyone for an hour who would it be? PARIS HILTON (SO WE COULD MAKE A MUTAL SEX TAPE!!)Best traits: Hilarious, entertaining, top lass, nice butt

Shannon Simpkins

Quote: A life without college is a life without troubles

Most likely to become:A pro gamer (xbox)

Most likely to die:In bed

Where do you see yourself in 10 years?Anywhere but here

Favourite moment at 6th form:Finishing it

Most embarrassing moment at 6th form:Mr Grimshaw commenting on my impressive attendance

One thing I’d take to a

desert island:A bed

Who is your idol/who you aspire to be like?David Beckham

Best traits:Incredibly carefree, always well rested, truly devoted to his studies and attendance record

Josh Smith

Quote:Drink!Most likely to become:An alcoholicMost likely to die:Alcohol poisoning Where do you see yourself in 10 years?Finished my uni course and hopefully with a job where I earn enough pay to build a massive theme park in my garden and my very own elephantFavourite moment at 6th form:The parties!Most embarrassing moment at 6th form: Coming out of the library and waving at Anya whilst doing a weird skip hop kind of thing. Oh and Squirtle

One thing I’d take to a desert island:Sikipedia, would stop the boredom for a few days maybe weeks, until hopefully someone rescued meWho is your idol/who you aspire to be like?I don’t really have one, maybe Willy Wonka, because it would be amazing to own a chocolate factory and have a herd of oompa loompas singing to you every dayIf you could speak to anyone for 1 hour, who would it be?Rhod Gilbert because he’s mental and would make me laugh for hours Best traits:Cute freckles, graceful, classy, dense

Rebecca Smith

Quote: “If you think you’re perfect already, then you never will be”Most often seen: With Shannon on his faceMost likely to become: A gigolo Where do you see yourself in 10 years? Married and coaching a Premiership teamFavourite moment at 6th form: Meeting Shannon Most embarrassing moment at 6th form: Miss So telling me and Shannon to stop making out One thing you would take to a desert island: Shannon

Who is your idol/aspire to be like: Cristiano Ronaldo If you could speak to anyone for an hour who would it be? Cristiano Ronaldo Best traits: Hair gel, nice eyebrows, sweet tan, cool high tops, fit bird

Andy Spall

Quote: “May the force be with you”Most often seen: On his netbook/ipadMost likely to become: A JediMost likely to die: On an expedition with Bear Grylls Where do you see yourself in 10 years? Working for a magazine/newspaper. Or married to Olivia WildeFavourite moment at 6th form: Wiggy vomiting after trying to shot dominos garlic herb sauce Most embarrassing moment at 6th form: Owen headshotting me with a snow ball in the common room

One thing you would take to a desert island: A satellite phoneWho is your idol/aspire to be like: Eminem/Shane from The Walking DeadIf you could speak to anyone for an hour who would it be? John F. KennedyBest traits: Cutie pie, dedicated to his favourite musicians, can concentrate in lessons even though he sits next to Elouise in them all

Ben Staff

Quote: Ein Volk. Ein Reich. Ein FührerMost likely to become: The cause of WW3Most likely to die: In WW3, fighting usWhere do you see yourself in 10 years? In Seaworld, Florida, training Shamu <3 Favourite moment at 6th form: Handing my psychology coursework in! (2 months late), Anya and Lydia singing “It’s not unusual “by Tom Jones, Katrice’s fart in the common roomMost embarrassing moment at 6th form: Being told off for eating a Kit Kat chunky in ESS

One thing you would take to a desert island: Mein Kampf, bit of light readingWho is your idol/aspire to be like? Most probably Hitler, the good parts of him though like bringing Deutschland out of recession (and we’ll also gloss over 6 million Jews…)If you could speak to anyone for an hour (dead or alive) who would it be? Hitler for the lols, and also Beyoncé and have her sing to meBest traits: Germanisms, brutal honesty, reliable and Paul

Maz Steinebach

Quote: Sorry team Most often seen: Snoggin some boysMost likely to become: Indian princess in an arranged marriage Most likely to die: In a fight with ElouiseWhere do you see yourself in 10 years? An Indian princess in an arranged marriage Favourite moment at 6th form: Katrices fart, the Sophie Windley group 4 video, beach day Tuesdays and meeting the best people everMost embarrassing moment at 6th form: “Pues”, “why is it salty?”, reversing into

the wall, being generally naive about the human anatomyOne thing you would take to a desert island: David Attenborough, the cutie Who is your idol/aspire to be like: Mila Kunis/Angelina Jolie/Ellen DeGeneres If you could speak to anyone for an hour who would it be? Mila Kunis (wouldn’t do much talking)Best traits: Kind, hardworking, good genes (sexy brother)

Anya Subberwal

Quote: Ciao Most often seen: In the libraryMost likely to become: SuccessfulMost likely to die: From overworkingWhere do you see yourself in 10 years? Sports co-ordinator Favourite moment at 6th form: Meeting micro pigMost embarrassing moment at 6th form: Getting a U in AS PEOne thing you would take to a desert island: Rubber ducky ringWho is your idol/aspire to be like: Paula Radcliffe

If you could speak to anyone for an hour who would it be? Sammuel BeckkettBest traits: Kind, hardworking, good genes (sexy brother)

Faye Thompson

Quote: “Fancy a snog?”, “I was doing my paper round”, “I’m so pissed, I’ve had 4 pints”, “I took a blind woman to town”, “Where are my trousers?!”, “I’m gonna f**k tonight!!!”, “Your daughters so beautiful”, “It just won’t work!”, “Bloody brilliant”, “Some Mormons came to my house yesterday, we had a chat, and now I’m getting baptized on the 21st of April…”Most often seen: Windmilling in kebab shopsMost likely to become: A homewreckerMost likely to die: Beaten up by a jealous boyfriend (Steven/Andy)Favourite moment at 6th form: When Miss. Boothroyd called me a ‘naughty boy’.

Most embarrassing moment at 6th form: Going to History with make up on. One thing you would take to a desert island: Anya/Katrice <3Who is your idol/aspire to be like: Mr. GreenIf you could speak to anyone for an hour who would it be? MerlinBest traits: Attention seeking, always on time , best paper-boy fairway news has ever seen! Shameless, persistent, confident and nice legs. Loyal member of the Mormon society.

Owen Toop

Most often seen: In the art roomMost likely to die: Peptic ulcerFavourite moment at 6th form: When Anya drove with the handbrake on and stalled 8 times in the middle of 2 lanes and GTA-ing between cars. Most embarrassing moment at 6th form: When my bum was out on the bus. Where do you see yourself in 10 years? Teaching at Tollbar (the horrid truth)One thing you would take to a DEAD ISLAND? A machete.If you could speak to

anyone for an hour who would it be? Lara CroftBest traits: Artistic, insane, good at revising and getting CAS done. Lovely hair and face.

Melissa Towriss

Quote: “ I do I.T”, “Dan Maff”Most often seen: Skateboarding Most likely to become: Tony HawkMost likely to die: Liver failureWhere do you see yourself in 10 years? Pregnant on the dole or dead from 21st Dec 2012Favourite moment at 6th form: Leaving!Most embarrassing moment at 6th form: Brendan Mcculaugh pushing me on the floor, awkward text to Amy about vags and bags One thing you would

take to a desert island: Danny Maff and a sofa from DFSWho is your idol/aspire to be like: Mr HansenIf you could speak to anyone for an hour who would it be? Inventor of IB asking why the f**k he invented it Best traits: Top drunk, good innuendos

Chloe Walker

Quote:“Life’s achievements aren’t down to our limitations or resources we obtain; it’s about having the determination and belief”Where do you see yourself in 10 years?I would like to continue down the route towards a modelling career and then eventually pursue a career, either in criminal psychology, purchasing or architectureFavourite moment at 6th form:I enjoyed the Swedish exchange trip because it was fun and interesting meeting new

people, and learning about different culturesMost embarrassing moment at 6th form:Ending up flat on the floor after playing on the swivel chairs in businessOne thing I’d take to a desert island:A McDonalds so I have food, drink and shelter then there’s also people to talk toIf you could speak to anyone for 1 hour dead or alive, who would it be?My Grandma and Grandad as I never got to meet them and I would love to know what they were like.

Kelly Warman

Quote:You eyeballin’ ma woman?

Most likely to become: A Cat

Most likely to die:Eaten by cats

Where do you see yourself in 10 years?Old cat lady

Favourite moment at 6th form:Secret Santa

Most embarrassing moment at 6th form:Passing out on Anya’s trampoline D:

One thing I’d take to a

desert island:Gin and tonic

Who is your idol/who you aspire to be like?Freddie Mercury

If you could speak to anyone for 1 hour, who would it be?Stephen Fry

Best traits:Studious, nice rack, good at life, hasn’t eaten meat in a while

Bryony Webb

Quote:Imperfection is beauty. Madness if genus and it is better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring.

Most likely to become:WAG

Where do you see yourself in 10 years?Physiotherapist for the famous footballers earning £100 an hour

Favourite moment at 6th form:Meeting Annie – my little “base rud”

Most embarrassing moment at 6th form:Walking around 6th

form with a post-it note stuck to my bum saying “U Mirin?” after it was conveniently placed on my seat in geo – hmm wonder who that was ;)

One thing I’d take to a desert island:Six inch heels – might as well die in style!

Who is your idol/who you aspire to be like?Marilyn Monroe

If you could speak to anyone for 1 hour, who would it be?Matt Lanter – wow!

Best traits:Pretty/smiley, perfect hair/smile/ass

Amelia Weston

Quote: “Wiggidy, wiggidy woo!”, “why doesn’t she like me”Most often seen: GraftingMost likely to become: A tankMost likely to die: Grafting a nutcase/shameWhere do you see yourself in 10 years? In my parents’ house as a nerdy technician Favourite moment at 6th form: Getting hit in the eye with a pool cue Most embarrassing moment at 6th form: When me and Firthy turned up in the same clothes

One thing you would take to a desert island: Some sand Who is your idol/aspire to be like: Iron Man that can rap like ExampleIf you could speak to anyone for an hour who would it be? My grandma (dads mum)Best traits: Top grafter, persistent, friendly

Lewis Wignall

Quote: CAIN KILLED ABEL!!!!!!!Most often seen: Sharing knowledgeMost likely to become: The next Alan SugarMost likely to die: Assassination Where do you see yourself in 10 years? Anywhere but GrimsbyFavourite moment at 6th form: Surviving the explosion of Group 4Most embarrassing moment at 6th form: The explosion of Group 4One thing you would take to a desert island: My (very large) shoe collection Best traits:

Usually right about everything, confident, destined for greatness

Sophie Windley

Quote: “Fuarrrrrrrk! U mirin’ brah”Inspirational Quote: “Obsession is a word the lazy call the dedicated”Most often seen: At the gymMost likely to become: ZyzzMost likely to die: Heart failure (roids)Where do you see yourself in 10 years? Teaching English in the Middle East, making serious money. Owning a gym with Andy Baker.Favourite moment at 6th form: Dodgeball entry outside a language exam. Most embarrassing

moment at 6th form: Wearing the same coloured chinos as the lads. One thing you would take to a desert island: DumbellsIf you could speak to anyone for an hour who would it be? The one and only Aziz ‘Zyzz’ Shavershian. Best traits: Massive, hench, built, huge, enormous, gigantic, collosal (and a relatively nice guy)

Khero Witey

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