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Is PRE-ME D ISSUE TODA Y VANCOUVER, B .C ., TUE, J}DAY, FEBRUARY 20, 1962 5 CENTS NO. 54 ummerJob s Availabl e WHAT MAKES YOU THINK HE'S -COMING HIS EXPERIMENT ? xchange Plan With Russi a Rejected By Student Vo t FILM SOCIETY PRESENT S JANE AUSTIN CLASSI C As a special attraction especially presented for th e benefit of the English 200 students, the Film Society i s bringing Jane Austen's literary masterpiece "Pride an d Prejudice " to the Campus . This movie has become a yearly tradition with the stu- dents of the University . In ' the starring roles are Sir Laur- ence Oliver and Greer Garson, who both turn in one of th e best performances of their careers . a o Choos e US Executiv e Vice•Prexy, Secretar y Treasurer Posts Ope n el e Sprawled on the sunlit grass I n front of the Library, Homer Quin . (•*Y was trying•to catch up on ill s outside reading, delayed by sever ell' months of rain and snow . Bu t I the warm sun sent the sap roar . Mg throngii his trunk, lie foun d his'eyes eta•nyhtg from the text avi d closing like calipers on the figur e ,or ' a eo•'od lying en her stomac h nearby ; Engrossed in tearin g games, the co-ed was idly wavin g bar legs in the air, a iangnhl Nom a phora that to lionter elenallc d miles of clear track, Ile shaded hi s eyes with one hand and peered a t her through u crevice between th e second and third finger's, his cloy alied teeth prnduchig a fine sprH V that aettlod like, dew on his seve n day loan . ' For weeks Homer had covete d thie Pamela Upshot, one of ti l t runners-up In the Beauty Quee n oonteat, Pamela's sorority agree d that Pamela would have wet th e contest if site had shown a Mil t more poise (she gumboled past th ( judges on all fours, winking ou t rageously) . hut Homer, renlizln y that one mule's poise le Iiiiott t ma's meat, saw her as pollee . lion . And, topping off a trtumphnn t academic year, Pamela had bee n mentioned in dispatches by Monslg nor Chaloner for her impereona Hon of an overexposed Balines e -celebrating Shrove Tuesday' on n Thursday and Friday in, January . ON 'R BASE HI T Homer had eagerly awaited a oha,nee' to'carry Pamela's hooks fo r her; •buthad' been thwarted by th e tact that she never carried a hoot s Now, however, he finally , saw a n opening . ,Closing his text, he snak- ed across the grass until he la x besldd , -hero .She looked up at hi m through oOtagonal glasses, her ho t black eyett . burning 'like wet anthra- cite . . "Could I borrow some inks" h e asked, prying ' h is. glue away fro m the bobmtns graph of her eyeater , eaas ft" r.• .4 4 .0s .PaiMle... pressed the nib ,of her . Parker 5 1 Into his Kresge so provocativel y that his eyes steamed over an d had to be wiped . "I hope you don' t mind orange ink . " '~'Nighty pretty," mumbled Hom e et 'tumblin'g thte cap on his pen . "Say, or, i been watching you . " "neatly?" Pamela 'purred . "N o tihp anything? " "'Yeah ." Homer plucked up a pas - sing earthworm and nervously tor e It into foie' equal paste . "Yo u Sat rightly fine teeth . " With a slow, sinuous movement . Ntmeta'cotled ` to strike . "I hope you won't take a di m view of ate talkin' out like this, " Homer went on gruffly . "Er, a di m stew, that's Air Force for a 1 poo r opinion. " "Really" said Pamela, who ha d been oat with enough Airmen t o eomphe and publish a thesaurus o f Re%b'sba ;rg, which had sold sever - al ',hemmed copies, had been ban- ned In Canada, and was being mad e into a movie starring Janet Russell . "1'd like to be your feller," Horn- er muttered, picking furieemly at a wart on hie thumb. "'Take you t o a dance, maybe . " "You mean," .crooned Pamela , "You'de like to give me your pin?? " "if i do, my pants'll fall down, " said Homer . Pamela laughed, a merry mound , like teal falling into a bucket . "You fraternity boym are so Ins . petuous," she said , "k'raterntty boys," IMmar's que r ry 'wavered , "Of ((wee, You're a Eiji, aren' t you? " "No, 'wham, I'm an Ageie," sai d potes. . UPSHOT OF THE AFFAI R Horror lint hod into Pamela Up . 0hot's face . "Hut somebody told me . .Whe t have I done?" she gasped, staring ; qt her Parker fit , "i'm specializing in fortilitcv . E h pe('t to take honors in c hit . lei o flung . Since I . . , " But Pamela now Jumped ' 0 tent and, with a gold( glan'e ) :ar ound !'t see it she had bee n aeon . fled across the lawn to th e basement of the Library . I''oi . a element IIot11Fll' sucked hi s lower lip thoughtfully, then tol d Memoir, "Geese she e( ' ain't hea l broke yet,'' and turned to awn .; l i on a blued(' nearby w'Itu looked u'+ j , though she might have iron, Sport Surplus , I UBC students rejected th e Russian Exchange Scholarshi p Scheme in last week's ISS re ferendum, the Elections Cornmittee told Students Counci l last night . The referendum was held In con Juction with the third round o f the AMS elections . However, students came out I n tinter t!t'• r!ont'thlYlfg tli'8"'Ph e a ' t DP scheme and of treeing fund s for aid to Asian students . MAD BUDGET INVESTIGATE D Student's Council will ask th e administration accountants t o check on MAD accounts . as th e $222 American football surplus ha s suddenly turned into a deficit . MA D had forgotten to include coache s 'salaries and the training table i n its expenses . Timbara m hts T B MAI DRAS, India — (Special) The *operable RaJknrart Amri t i taur, ;11tnistwr of Health for In- dio, u,Ieped the University Stu - ;taut', Ward In the Tamleeram Tubefenlosie Sanitorluul in a record . eorotnony here. 'The weal was constructed at a het of $20 .0110 donated by th e World University Stt'vtce, the in- ternational organization represent- ed In t'anada by the internation- al Student Service , "This r :pecini ward here In Ta m harem with a library and readin g roam_attached to it, Is an attemp t to provide, to some extent, the at- mosphere and facilities conduciv t to study foe the student patients . " ('anadiau universities have aid- ed in the building of this Waiver - sty Student's Ward by their con- tributions to the ISS, Here is an opportunity fo r Campus women to take part i n Student Government . Wednesday at 12t30 in Art s 100, WUS will be holding elec- tions for the posts of Vice-Pre- sident, Sebetary and Treasur- er . Also WAD will be holdin g elections for Vice-Presiden t and Treasurer . WUS executive would like t o point out that all women on th e campus should be interested i n tlpoh' representatives . There *ern s to he a prevailing Idea that onl y sorority girls ever become MI S executive memherm . This deed no t he the cease . if enough intereste d women would turn out for elec . Ethiopian Foo d Acadia Featur e An Ethiopian dinner will be th e feature of the International Hous e monthly dinner In Acadia Camp . March 3 . Guest speakers will he Mr . Pat ton, Canadian educator in Ethiop- ia turd t1D(' student's NIuleget a Sinegeogis and liahtn Esbete wh o will (Itemise the government an d polities of the count r y . lions, they would not tur d merely a sorority-rersus l non•sor . ority battle . Two girls have been nominate d for positions . They are Joan Me - Arthur, for vice president of WU S and Marilyn Russell for vice-pee s Went of-AV'AD. Other 'nomination s will come front the floor , SCNDOIER S REQUIRE BIBLEI S Billets are required for th e delegates wiho are attendin g the High School Conference , March 7 and 8 . "We need billets for 70 dele- gates," Don McCallum, billet - Beg chief for the Conferenc e told the Ubyssey today . "The City high schools an d Parent-Teacher groups are co - operating, but we still need hel p from Varsity students," h e said. Glamour Gal s To Stag e Fashion Show I'hr (hie o enle ,tu the centime . re rehear!' I : now t4rr N,1!S 1 , 1, Springtime t 'as!I'u, show . Dote Inr the uig event is Thtn' s day, February 23 both afternner . Ind evening; in Brock Hall Lee ate , A new note is added this year, a s the show is belnO sponsored b y .11iss Kay Murray, a fashion (l e -deem . rat+ally arrived from Cali . Ionia . Niles Murray took he r H e inle" in Los Angeles, and he r pet. Idl'a i) a flexible wardrobe fo r allot' girls . Separates and asses . males Ihat are interchangeable, e toff' dents faltering Imported ma . I(riels avid original design wil l hiehliele the „bon' . There will als o ea an alit ilullly designed brida l pally . The dale again for the IV(lti l aprint ;limo hashiun Shaw, 'l'ion' s dm), t,-h . e', and the teen are we t J come, too . Respons e lam reques t non was lukewarm Monday wit h only about half or Hut M6 fille d with prospective employees , Approximately 125 students sho- wed up to demonstrate their nee d for mummer employment , Last year alutost 14(H1 student s registered with the campus bureau . Of this number, the departmen t plated irprortmately 1000,stident s besides F,Ivhtg several others lead s to Jobe . Employment officials ask tha t st .mdente attempt to register earl y so the hareem will know approxl mately how many Jobs to look fo r They claim that many etudn''s de- mand emplpyment late in the ter m and are surprised when Jobs ca n not be found for them . Air, J, F . McLean, dir ector o f employment on campus told th e tibyssey that prospects for em- ployment this summer are bette r than last year . 1%1oi*an efggested that this wa s due to the large industrial develo p meets that are being undertake n in B .C . this year . According to Mr . S . Q . Craig , counsellor of personnel, over 6 9 fir ms have informed the bureau that they need jobs filled . So far, the forestry and wood In . dnst'y have asked for the greates t number of students . Mining, fish- ing, lumbering and summer resort s are also offering many positions . Registration for summer Job s started Monday . Students interest- , ed are asked to come to II I : M 6 Tuesday and Wednesday or Thurs day or next week from 12 :30 t o 1 :30 , Registration will be made at 1 5 Minute intervals throughout th e noon hour . Although all the employMen t possibilities are not yet in, ther e evidentally will he a large variet y of Jobs . The employment o ptic* admitted that although Job prospects for mules were excellent, the femal e side of the employmnt qustlon i s ;till weak as, in past year . High Schoo l Student s Visit U B C Fifty-five Langley high student s gave the 55100 Varsity student s file oars-over last Thursday . I t was the first of Langley high' s tour's of hospitals, zoos and othe r places of interest . Both boys and gi r ls visited th e Library, Memorial Gym, (Moult s try building and Auditorium . Som e ),egl'ag'nthltl was necessary, how war ; only the girls went throng! ! ;he women's dormitory and onl y the boys through the Engineerin g handing . Tile tottl' Wag arranged 1)y Alarw ) McLellan and Phyllis 'Laitanff wit h the help of 'ferry Nicholls, Uni - 'eI'slty I'ahlle Relations officer . Undergrad, Art Show Slate d Student artists are invited to 0, DIKE, biologist of the Pacifi c Biological Suction .will speak an "Whales" at the general metin g of the bioloogy club Thursday'''l a Biology 100 at 8 p .m . * * JAll SOCIETY presents . A I Reusch of Aragon Recording C•o1h - parry and CKWX at,noon todkiteil l the stage room, upstairs, aol't h end of Brock hall . Mr . Rauch will Compeller ." * * * * * * XICKAPOO$ meeting at Broc k Tuesday 12 :30. Elections and TO - ter pietnres , * * * THERE 'WILL BE the regula r session of the Scottish Countr y Danec Club at noon on Wednesda y In HQ 4 . * * * THE SQUARE DANCE demon- stration preup will meet Wednes- day evening in HQ4 at 6 p .m . * * * THE U .N . CLUB presents "Poll - flee in India" In Arts 100 at ,noo n today. Spenlcer will he Raghbi r Das h OPEN HOUSE COMMITTE E NEEDS CAMPUS GUIDE S Guides are still needed for Open House . If . you are no t taking part in Open House already, why not sign up for a guide and help show visitors your campus ? Guide application forms are available in the AM S office now . Just drop in and sign up . You avill be contacte d by mail later . On Open House day, March 8, the guides will b e stationed in specific buildings where they will help direc t the crowds . Since the area in which any guide will servo wil l be limited, a thorough knowledge of the campus will not b e necessary . You are being aske d • for ' lis t o s serve fe about t) hour s ( ,u m ,t, t ti c only . Please sign up soon se the commillee can complet e Iheir lists early ht'. .I Prospects Excellen t Registration Wea k University employment officials yesterday announced tha t at the present time there are more jobs than, tudents to fil l the positions . -- ' to employment officl• 'TWEEN CLASSE S . , for summer regiwtra• ' McKenzie . OP - en s Serie s President MacKenzie will opal ) the first ct the series of four ,lee tares on the Massey Report toda y at 12 :30 In the Auditorium . Hf s topic will be "National Developmoot in the Arts 'Letters and, Sci- mutes, " During the Wednesday noo n hour Prof, Andrew will chair a forum on three speakers Dt' . OW- don Shrum, Mai . John btaol .elt a and Vaughn Lyon on the sub$a t Do Canadian University Students Need National Scholarships? _ . THIRD In a series of . Tuesday noon-hour concerts, will be Witt e by Harry Adaskin, violinist -an d Frances Marv, pianist , today I n Hut Ml . Work to be presented i s Beethoven's Sonata In E flat, Opus 12, No. 3, * * * ' DANCE CLUB presents "Sprtlt g Swing" Friday, Feb, 29th at 9 p .10 . In Brock Hall . All types of dpia - Ing, great selection of music . K$ u ' how to Rhumba . Come to' 80 4 .how at noon and learn howlt h done . Fun for all, see you Atqtf, "Spring Swing" this Friday nI4t . Tickets available from club execu- tive and instruction group mom hers . * * * BEETHOVEN'S Fourth Sonat a will be presented in Hut M•l b y Harry Adaskin and Frances Marl ' today et, 12 :30 . Como early If you want to he sore of a sent . * * * THE DE RIMANOCZY Quarte t and Nicholas Fiore will he hear d In a inlet concert Wednesday eve . lutes, February 27 . in the Auditort- tun nt 3 : .10 p .m, Program will eon - of three Quartets for flute an d stones by AV . A . Mozart, and Er- nst Bloch's let quartet In B minor . ' * * SECOND IN A SERIES of sneak- ers sponsored by the School o f Commerce will he Mr . ("nrbett, ad cnnt'ihnt : palatines rel' display in (Ir-essing all interested student s the art gallery during, Open floes() "Acemrntltttt week, '.VLirclt 3• rnnry 27th a t I'aintial ;s by 11(1111 faculty and at 12 :30 . students is ill he featured . Gallery * * * director Itene Iloux Is purth'alnrly LSE PRESENTS firs t interested in umtergradmle cue-their aortas (1f nnomhour leettre s tribntione, since a goad faculty on the Massey Commission today , shnwigq is assured . Dr, N, A . M . MracRenzle will h e Those Interested should rootedl the speal(et' tend Prof, (Y, C . A n rare basement . 1'1) to three paint•' (Irevv will he the chairman, Tool e Mr,, wilt Le shown for each oxhi-1 will he "National Development i n biter . the Arts, Letters and Sciences," o n this Thursday, Feb 12 :30 In Physies 20 2 I n r

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PRE-ME D

ISSUE TODAY

VANCOUVER, B .C ., TUE, J}DAY, FEBRUARY 20, 1962

5 CENTS

NO. 54

ummerJobs

Available

WHAT MAKES YOU THINK HE'S -COMING HIS EXPERIMENT ?

xchange Plan With Russia

Rejected By Student Vot

FILM SOCIETY PRESENTS

JANE AUSTIN CLASSIC

As a special attraction especially presented for th ebenefit of the English 200 students, the Film Society isbringing Jane Austen's literary masterpiece "Pride an dPrejudice" to the Campus.

This movie has become a yearly tradition with the stu-dents of the University . In' the starring roles are Sir Laur-ence Oliver and Greer Garson, who both turn in one of thebest performances of their careers .

a

o Choose

US Executive

Vice•Prexy, Secretary

Treasurer Posts Ope n

el

e

Sprawled on the sunlit grass I nfront of the Library, Homer Quin .(•*Y was trying•to catch up on ill soutside reading, delayed by sever •ell' months of rain and snow . ButI the warm sun sent the sap roar .Mg throngii his trunk, lie foun d

his'eyes eta•nyhtg from the text avi dclosing like calipers on the figur e,or ' a eo•'od lying en her stomac hnearby ; Engrossed in tearin ggames, the co-ed was idly wavin gbar legs in the air, a iangnhl Nomaphora that to lionter elenallc dmiles of clear track, Ile shaded hi s

eyes with one hand and peered a ther through u crevice between th esecond and third finger's, his cloyalied teeth prnduchig a fine sprH Vthat aettlod like, dew on his sevenday loan . '

For weeks Homer had coveted

thie Pamela Upshot, one of ti l t

runners-up In the Beauty Quee noonteat, Pamela's sorority agree dthat Pamela would have wet th econtest if site had shown a Mil tmore poise (she gumboled past th (judges on all fours, winking ou trageously) . hut Homer, renlizlnythat one mule's poise le Iiiiott t

ma's meat, saw her as pollee .lion. And, topping off a trtumphnntacademic year, Pamela had bee nmentioned in dispatches by Monslg •nor Chaloner for her impereona •Hon of an overexposed Balines e-celebrating Shrove Tuesday' on nThursday and Friday in, January .

ON'R BASE HI THomer had eagerly awaited a

oha,nee' to'carry Pamela's hooks fo rher; •buthad' been thwarted by thetact that she never carried a hoot sNow, however, he finally , saw anopening . ,Closing his text, he snak-ed across the grass until he la xbesldd, -hero .She looked up at hi mthrough oOtagonal glasses, her ho tblack eyett . burning 'like wet anthra-cite . .

"Could I borrow some inks" heasked, prying ' h is. glue away fro mthe bobmtns graph of her eyeater ,

eaasft" r.•.44.0s .PaiMle. ..pressed the nib ,of her . Parker 5 1Into his Kresge so provocativel ythat his eyes steamed over an dhad to be wiped. "I hope you don' tmind orange ink ."

• '~'Nighty pretty," mumbled Hom eet 'tumblin'g thte cap on his pen ."Say, or, i been watching you . "

"neatly?" Pamela 'purred. "Notihp anything? "

"'Yeah." Homer plucked up a pas -sing earthworm and nervously tor eIt into foie' equal paste. "YouSat rightly fine teeth . "

With a slow, sinuous movement .Nt►meta'cotled ` to strike.

"I hope you won't take a dimview of ate talkin' out like this, "Homer went on gruffly . "Er, a dimstew, that's Air Force for a 1pooropinion. "

"Really" said Pamela, who ha dbeen oat with enough Airmen toeomphe and publish a thesaurus ofRe%b'sba;rg, which had sold sever -al ',hemmed copies, had been ban-ned In Canada, and was being madeinto a movie starring Janet Russell .

"1'd like to be your feller," Horn-er muttered, picking furieemly at awart on hie thumb. "'Take you t oa dance, maybe . "

"You mean," .crooned Pamela ,"You'de like to give me your pin?? "

"if i do, my pants'll fall down, "said Homer .

Pamela laughed, a merry mound ,like teal falling into a bucket .

"You fraternity boym are so Ins .petuous," she said ,

"k'raterntty boys," IMmar's que rry 'wavered ,

"Of ((wee, You're a Eiji, aren' tyou?"

"No, 'wham, I'm an Ageie," sai dpotes. .

UPSHOT OF THE AFFAI RHorror lint hod into Pamela Up .0hot's face .

"Hut somebody told me . .Whe thave I done?" she gasped, staring ;qt her Parker fit ,

"i'm specializing in fortilitcv . Eh

pe('t to take honors in c hit . lei oflung. Since I . . , "

But Pamela now Jumped ' 0tent and, with a gold( glan'e):ar ound !'t see it she had bee naeon. fled across the lawn to th ebasement of the Library .

I''oi. a element IIot11Fll' sucked hi slower lip thoughtfully, then tol dMemoir, "Geese she

e( 'ain't

hea lbroke yet,'' and turned to awn.; li

on a blued(' nearby w'Itu looked u'+ j ,though she might have iron,

Sport Surplus,

IUBC students rejected th e

Russian Exchange Scholarship

Scheme in last week's ISS re •

ferendum, the Elections Corn•

mittee told Students Council

last night .

The referendum was held In con •Juction with the third round o f

the AMS elections .

However, students came out I n

tinter t!t'• r!ont'thlYlfg s» tli'8"'Phe a 't

DP scheme and of treeing fund s

for aid to Asian students .

MAD BUDGET INVESTIGATE DStudent's Council will ask th e

administration accountants t o

check on MAD accounts . as the

$222 American football surplus ha s

suddenly turned into a deficit . MAD

had forgotten to include coaches'salaries and the training table i nits expenses .

Timbaram

hts TB

MAIDRAS, India — (Special) —The *operable RaJknrart Amri titaur, ;11tnistwr of Health for In-dio, u,Ieped the University Stu -;taut', Ward In the Tamleeram Tub•efenlosie Sanitorluul in a record.eorotnony here.

'The weal was constructed at ahet of $20.0110 donated by theWorld University Stt'vtce, the in-ternational organization represent-ed In t'anada by the internation-al Student Service ,

"This r :pecini ward here In Ta mharem with a library and readin groam_attached to it, Is an attemptto provide, to some extent, the at-mosphere and facilities conduciv tto study foe the student patients . "

('anadiau universities have aid-ed in the building of this Waiver -sty Student's Ward by their con-tributions to the ISS,

Here is an opportunity fo rCampus women to take part i nStudent Government .

Wednesday at 12t30 in Arts100, WUS will be holding elec-tions for the posts of Vice-Pre-sident, Sebetary and Treasur-

er. Also WAD will be holdin gelections for Vice-Presiden t

and Treasurer .WUS executive would like t o

point out that all women on th ecampus should be interested i ntlpoh' representatives . There *ern sto he a prevailing Idea that onl ysorority girls ever become MI Sexecutive memherm . This deed no the the cease . if enough interestedwomen would turn out for elec .

Ethiopian Food

Acadia FeatureAn Ethiopian dinner will be th e

feature of the International Hous emonthly dinner In Acadia Camp .March 3 .

Guest speakers will he Mr . Pat •ton, Canadian educator in Ethiop-ia turd t1D(' student's NIuleget aSinegeogis and liahtn Esbete wh owill (Itemise the government an dpolities of the count r y .

lions, they would not tur dmerely a sorority-rersus l non•sor .ority battle .

Two girls have been nominate dfor positions. They are Joan Me -Arthur, for vice president of WU Sand Marilyn Russell for vice-pee sWent of-AV'AD. Other 'nominationswill come front the floor,

SCNDOIERS

REQUIRE BIBLEISBillets are required for th e

delegates wiho are attendin gthe High School Conference ,March 7 and 8 .

"We need billets for 70 dele-gates," Don McCallum, billet -Beg chief for the Conferenc etold the Ubyssey today .

"The City high schools andParent-Teacher groups are co -operating, but we still need hel pfrom Varsity students," h esaid.

Glamour Gals

To Stage

Fashion Show

I'hr (hie o enle ,tu the centime .re rehear!' I : now t4rr N,1!S 1 , 1 ,

Springtime t'as!I'u, show .Dote Inr the uig event is Thtn' s

day, February 23 both afternner .Ind evening; in Brock Hall Lee ate ,A new note is added this year, a sthe show is belnO sponsored b y.11iss Kay Murray, a fashion (le-deem . rat+ally arrived from Cali .Ionia. Niles Murray took he rHe inle" in Los Angeles, and herpet. Idl'a i) a flexible wardrobe fo rallot' girls . Separates and asses .

males Ihat are interchangeable, etoff' dents faltering Imported ma .I(riels avid original design wil lhiehliele the „bon' . There will als oea an alit ilullly designed brida lpally .

The dale again for the IV(lti laprint ;limo hashiun Shaw, 'l'ion' sdm), t,-h . e', and the teen are we tJcome, too .

Respons elam reques tnon was lukewarm Monday withonly about half or Hut M6 fille dwith prospective employees ,

Approximately 125 students sho-wed up to demonstrate their nee dfor mummer employment ,

Last year alutost 14(H1 student sregistered with the campus bureau .Of this number, the departmen tplated irprortmately 1000,stident sbesides F,Ivhtg several others lead sto Jobe .

Employment officials ask tha tst.mdente attempt to register earl yso the hareem will know approxl •mately how many Jobs to look fo rThey claim that many etudn''s de-mand emplpyment late in the ter mand are surprised when Jobs ca nnot be found for them .

Air, J, F. McLean, dir ector ofemployment on campus told th etibyssey that prospects for em-ployment this summer are bette rthan last year .

1%1oi*an efggested that this wa sdue to the large industrial developmeets that are being undertake nin B .C. this year .

According to Mr. S. Q. Craig ,counsellor of personnel, over 6 9fir ms have informed the bureauthat they need jobs filled .

So far, the forestry and wood In .dnst'y have asked for the greatestnumber of students. Mining, fish-ing, lumbering and summer resortsare also offering many positions .

Registration for summer Job sstarted Monday. Students interest- ,ed are asked to come to II I : M 6Tuesday and Wednesday or Thurs •day or next week from 12 :30 t o1 :30 ,

Registration will be made at 1 5Minute intervals throughout thenoon hour .

Although all the employMentpossibilities are not yet in, ther eevidentally will he a large varietyof Jobs .

The employment o ptic* admittedthat although Job prospects formules were excellent, the femaleside of the employmnt qustlon i s;till weak as, in past year.

High Schoo l

Students

Visit U BC

Fifty-five Langley high studentsgave the 55100 Varsity student sfile oars-over last Thursday. Itwas the first of Langley high' stour's of hospitals, zoos and othe rplaces of interest.

Both boys and gir ls visited th eLibrary, Memorial Gym, (Moultstry building and Auditorium . Som e),egl'ag'nthltl was necessary, how •war ; only the girls went throng! !;he women's dormitory and onl ythe boys through the Engineerin ghanding .

Tile tottl' Wag arranged 1)y Alarw )McLellan and Phyllis 'Laitanff wit hthe help of 'ferry Nicholls, Uni -'eI'slty I'ahlle Relations officer .

Undergrad, Art

Show Slated

Student artists are invited to

0, DIKE, biologist of the PacificBiological Suction .will speak an"Whales" at the general metingof the bioloogy club Thursday'''l aBiology 100 at 8 p .m .

* *

JAll SOCIETY presents. A

IReusch of Aragon Recording C•o1h -parry and CKWX at,noon todkiteillthe stage room, upstairs, aol'thend of Brock hall . Mr. Rauch willCompeller ."

* * *

* * *XICKAPOO$ meeting at Broc k

Tuesday 12 :30. Elections and TO-ter pietnres ,

* * *THERE 'WILL BE the regular

session of the Scottish CountryDanec Club at noon on Wednesda yIn HQ 4 .

* * *THE SQUARE DANCE demon-

stration preup will meet Wednes-day evening in HQ4 at 6 p .m .

* * *THE U .N. CLUB presents "Poll -

flee in India" In Arts 100 at ,noontoday. Spenlcer will he Raghbi rDas h

OPEN HOUSE COMMITTEE

NEEDS CAMPUS GUIDES

Guides are still needed for Open House . If. you are no ttaking part in Open House already, why not sign up for aguide and help show visitors your campus ?

Guide application forms are available in the AMSoffice now. Just drop in and sign up . You avill be contacte dby mail later .

On Open House day, March 8, the guides will b estationed in specific buildings where they will help direc t

the crowds . Since the area in which any guide will servo wil l

be limited, a thorough knowledge of the campus will not b e

necessary .You are being aske d • for '

listo

s serve fe about t)

hours( ,u

m

,t,

t

ti conly . Please sign up soon se the commillee can complet e

Iheir lists early

ht'. .I

Prospects Excellent

Registration Weak

University employment officials yesterday announced tha t

at the present time there are more jobs than, tudents to fil lthe positions. --

' to employment officl• 'TWEEN CLASSE S. ,for summer regiwtra• '

McKenzie .

OP- ens

Series

President MacKenzie will opal)the first ct the series of four ,lee •tares on the Massey Report toda yat 12 :30 In the Auditorium. Hfstopic will be "National Develop•moot in the Arts 'Letters and, Sci-mutes, "

During the Wednesday noonhour Prof, Andrew will chair aforum on three speakers Dt' . OW-don Shrum, Mai. John btaol.eltaand Vaughn Lyon on the sub$atDo Canadian University StudentsNeed National Scholarships? _

.

THIRD In a series of . Tuesdaynoon-hour concerts, will be Witteby Harry Adaskin, violinist -an dFrances Marv, pianist , today I nHut Ml . Work to be presented i sBeethoven's Sonata In E flat, Opus12, No. 3,

* * * 'DANCE CLUB presents "Sprtltg

Swing" Friday, Feb, 29th at 9 p .10 .In Brock Hall . All types of dpia-Ing, great selection of music . K$ u'how to Rhumba . Come to' 80 4.how

at noon and learn howlthdone. Fun for all, see you Atqtf,"Spring Swing" this Friday nI4t .Tickets available from club execu-tive and instruction group mom •hers .

*

* *BEETHOVEN'S Fourth Sonata

will be presented in Hut M•l byHarry Adaskin and Frances Marl'today et, 12 :30 . Como early If youwant to he sore of a sent .

*

*

*THE DE RIMANOCZY Quarte t

and Nicholas Fiore will he hear dIn a inlet concert Wednesday eve .

lutes, February 27 . in the Auditort-tun nt 3 : .10 p .m, Program will eon -

of three Quartets for flute an dstones by AV. A . Mozart, and Er-nst Bloch's let quartet In B minor . '

*

*SECOND IN A SERIES of sneak-

ers sponsored by the School o fCommerce will he Mr . ("nrbett, ad •

cnnt'ihnt : palatines rel' display in (Ir-essing all interested student sthe art gallery during, Open floes() "Acemrntltttt „week, '.VLirclt 3•

rnnry 27th a tI'aintial ;s by 11(1111 faculty and at 12 :30 .

students is ill he featured . Gallery

*

*

*director Itene Iloux Is purth'alnrly LSE PRESENTS firs tinterested in umtergradmle cue-their aortas (1f nnomhour leettre stribntione, since a goad faculty on the Massey Commission today ,shnwigq is assured .

Dr, N, A . M. MracRenzle will h eThose Interested should rootedl the speal(et' tend Prof, (Y, C. An

rare basement . 1'1) to three paint•' (Irevv will he the chairman, Tool eMr,, wilt Le shown for each oxhi-1 will he "National Development i nbiter .

the Arts, Letters and Sciences,"

o nthis Thursday, Feb •12 :30 In Physies 20 2

I n

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THE UBYMYMbMI:$,ER CANADIAN UNIVERSITY PRESS

Authorized as second class mall by the Post Office Dept . Ottawa, Stu -dent subscriptions $1,20 per year (included in AMS fees), Mall subscrlp•flop $2 .00 per year. Single copies five cents . Published throughout the

University year by the Student Publications Board of the Alma MeterSociety, University of British Columbia, Editorial opinions expreseail

herein are those of the editorial staff of the Ubyssey, and not necessarl ythose of the Alma Mater Society or of the University ,

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EDITOR-iN-CHIEF LES ARMOU R

Executive Editor Allan Goldsmith, Managing Editor—Alex MttcUtlllvra yNews Editor, V. Fred Edwards ; City Editor, Milo Ryan ; CIIP Editor ,

Sheila Kearns ; Women's Editor, h'lorence McNeil ; Copy Editors, JeanSmith ; 1)irrtor of Photography Bruce Jaffrey ; Seuigr Editors ; Myrt tGreen, Elsie tiunhat, Joe Schlesinger ; lalitorhtl \Vritere : Chock Coo nand I)ot Aucrhach ,Letters to the Editor should be restricted to 150 words . The Ubysseyreserves the right to cut letters and cannot guarantee to publish al lletters received .

Fascinating Lawsr Mr. Wismer 's libel suit against McLean 's Magazine an d

its Ottawa writer Blair Fraser ever comes before th ecourts the people of B .C. are bound to get a fascinating vie wof the problems involved in the administration of their liquo rlaws,

Whether or not Mr. Fraser was justified in his imputa-tions is a matter which the courts will eventually decide ,

Meanwhile, itbecomes increasingly clear that the presen tliquor laws—no matter hock well they are administered—arebound to create suspicion and distrust .

Club and beer parlor licenses are very profitable poses-sions and they are not issued in unlimixed numbers . nosewho are refused licenses inevitably feel that there are dar kpolitical reasons involved .

The most honest government could hardly come out o fsuch v a situation with its reputation unbesmirched .

To add fuel to the flames, the restrictions on liquor con-sumption are bound to stimulate boot-legging and boot-leg-ging is exteremly difficult to stop .

The best law enforcement team in the world could no teradicate the trade and, as long as it flourishes, the publicwill suspect its law enforcement officers .

We are frankly amazed that Mr . Wismer, who is in a posi-tion to appreciate the problems more clearly than anyon e

else, has not moved sooner to change the laws .If the people of B.C. are at all wise, they will gee to i t

that the laws are changed after the next election .

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change student from UDC

at '*reset sftddylhg at `thee

Iltttveltsi ' .Of N 1 'tin

s#A IS sc'hbI rs tip, "o the

Ulr sey he'diseu sesiome

Of {lie differences he hlhs

fhiftid between stUdeflt ve

ih Gerinhny and In'Calitddsl,

You are perhaps Maitre, as

I was, dint some difrerehee s

exist between EflrOPettn atilt

Nord Aihericah universities .

However I don't tlitnk that I t

is realized just hot' great thane

differences are. Hefts, lh Ilene

burg , there Is great stress him

Acadensle Freedom, The eel •

v('rs41ty makes almost no at -

tempt to affluence the etaden t

in his choice of courses or t oguide him In his conchs tit

studies .For Instance any course Of-

fered by the hnlverslty Is tree

to be taken by any etuident ih

any faculty at tiny tithe (luring

his coarse of stfidy, ' 'Phc ()ti e

limitatim Is that he ititist re-

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FOR six weeks now the Ubyssey has been faithfully pub-lishing undergrad issues each Tuesday. This is not the

first year that undergrad issues have been publised . Until tw oyears ago The Ubyssey published several undergrad issue' sfor the major faculties .

At that time, however, t the paper was published fou rtittles a week . When the number of editions was cut to three aweek, following the austerity scare, it was decided that under -grad editions would eliminated .

Recently, the AMS decided that undergrad issues shoul dagain be published . Except for the Aggie edition there appearto have been no complaints . The students council decided i nthe case of the Aggie edition that the dispute was over som e

misunderstanding .In spite of the fact that the Undergrad issues seem to b e

running smoothly, there are sore doubts as to their effec-tiveness and purpose . The purpose of a university newspaperis to present campus news, 'to stimulate discussion, and, to a

limited degree, to entertain. These purposes were upheld ona vote of confidence in the editor-in-chief at the special AM S

meeting .It is time the students judged whether or not the Under-

grad Societies are fulfilling these purposes . It appears to usthat their editors are merely ask for contributions to the paperand without editing the copy turn it over to the Ubyssey for

publication.The copy seems to be neither newsworthy, stimulating

nor interesting. Even the Engineer 's Ubyssey . lacked the spark

of previous years. The "spark " is not created by running sug-gestive jokes on the front page, but rather by cleverly writte n

stories that contain some good humour .We would suggest that the undergrad societies either

turn in some good copy or stop wasting the space in the pape r

and the time of the students who might read it .

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STANDARD UNDi' ItWOOD type -

writer, $35 or near offer . Misc .

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boots, ,';ize 7 1 ;(' . (hind conditio n

$11, i'Itone AL 01421, ,

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LOST'1'AKHN i' RO .bl LA \V IJnit .Alt \

'foes, 19th at II ; ;in, one lulu I'rn

gabardine topcoat. . I'lease velure .

R, Sharpe, AI, o01k : ,

Bl, .A(11C %IPI'I~,It I )l)-I~;I,! .A Iwith red edges . I'leuse phone P .

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IIA;h ANYONE SEEN OR r null a

girl's !Isis Klee blazer will) I'Is" '

crest ml pecloe '? Neese shun' liar

Chuck

Coon

Its hard to believe, but

there are such things as

tree spiders,

When I climbed up thi s

morning, I found this mes-

sage in my typewriter :

dear boss

ever mince i came eas t

two years ag o

I have been hunting for

a typewriter to spin m y

web on

this is the first one I have

really fett at home with

last septemher I crawledonto on e

in a business offic e

but it could only prin t

$ anti c

s u i left in a h u r r yi hew yeti will not be Bol d

at me for

walking over you r

nigh t

het after al lhuman beings have bobbing

so why cant i

besides I read the papers too

for example I read where

an american• magazine

predicted world war thre ewould start in ninetee nfifty-thre eand end in an america n

victo ry

over russla

the article begin sby saying

w e

do not think

w'a rIs Inevitable

it gnome to me that the ns aIs talking itself into

going

• to war aginst the'uss r

and all the time

pretending

she will do everything in he r

powerto prevent warperhaps russla has designs

on the rest of the world

but If use would try t b

discover

.

wh y

our nnutIiern neighbou r

would eel ho ea

hysterical

keys at

r ,..-r.---

r. Tair

M

nClub are Also for the abovereasons practically non-

exist-ent . There is a Rowing Club,a Riding Club, and a SaltingClub, primarily operated by th e

Institute for Physical Educa-

tion, therefore not studen tclubs .

A detachment of the Canadian Women' s

Army Corps is being established for Universit y

women .

For further details call i.n at the C .O .T .C .

Orderly Room in the Armoury any clay betwee n

10 and 4 .

UNIVER5ITY WOMEN

'Phase "Verlithtltingen" offer

c.olor"adedh'tj) and ghidahce t o

tie'' Mid er,t•of•tOWri g t.ildetlts ,

iitoWtVer Many of the hrem -

Giit'g carry long, seers on thei r

'Mime an`d It lids been said t o

tfie 'that they, practice, duelling .

'rha~iasttets lire performed an d

the sears aetlhire d In the pitr-

stiit of ivlikit is tertncil "Man •

tie" tteht'' or 11evelbprPnt of

ittithliilea, The practice is strict -

I'y Ilta„ifl and greatly frowne d

Itjiiih ill's Moist of the student s

OA the university aUthorltles .

NeVartlieles it appears to be

r'a'fier little Misread tied man y

attitfents ' appear 'to have "fat -

Intl ttijbitgh 'a Window,"

::flier of aniiatlons that

tttc't the stiidatit very con •

•dlDi'i~fil3'trie the "Aka Stalls ^

aff~7it'ttta "A;9ta The "Akastel-

fe'' fir '`ittkatlaftaaelie Auslttnds •

Atha' :''rice :vita all 'foreign Ate -

"'(iits and ii'Haiu is t1 eirt in vari -

ous Wayne to acquaint thentsel •

ves with Hamburg and the uni-

versity . It also handles all for-

eign Scholarships for Germa n

students and arranges Miner -

ens tours and exchanges throw •

about Europe . The "Asia" or

"Altgemelner &tudenten Aug-

schuss," corresponds roughl y

to our AMS. This organization

has bean Instrumental In oh-

tuit1iag many advantages fo r

Hamburg students . For exam-

ple ; a `Hamburg student can

get a pass that entitles him to

travel do the streetcars al l

month for seven marks (Dollar

and 75 cents), or he can get a

Monthly pane for certain areas

of the stihWay system for 5

marks. ($1 .25) .

Moreover any student is en •

titled to buy unsold tickets t o

the Opera for 1.50 Marks, or

to buy correspondingly chea p

tickets to any of the many thea-

tres in Hamburg. The "Alta' '

4s . .

One other group of organl-

zatlons Is0much like our fro-

teriiittes, these are the "Stu -. .

selten V e r h i ndungen, "

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LNiVESITY BOOK STORE

Owned and Operated by the University of B .C.

1035 Seymour St . Vancouver, B.C.

has also established arrange-

ment whereby free tickets are

offered to students for 2 or.a

of the night clubs in the city .

These tickets include entrance, .

coat•cheeklug, and a bottle o f

wine. A very nice arrangemen t

Indeed .

Women Dul l(Generally the students here

in Hamburg give the Impres-

sion of being very much ab-

sorbed In their own affair s

Neither the men nor the we-

men appear to give muc h

thought, to their personal ap-

pearance, and one is immedi-

ately aware of the dullness of

their dress . It seems they com e

to the university, attend thei r

lectures and return home, Per-

haps it is true, as has bee n

said to me, the student In Ham -

burg wants to finish as soon

as he can In order to star t

earning money. Ile has no time

or desire to engage in' any ex-

tra-curricular activities and in -

deed since most of them are

entirely or partieally depen-

dent upon then' parents for sup -

port, this may be a reason fo r

their single mindedness .

As the Rector of the Velver-

sJty said to a gathering of for-

eign students "getting an edu-

cation in Hamburg is like tea-

. (thing a, baby how to swim. You

throw him into the water an d

It ho swims o:k„ It not, well ,

better' lurk next time." The

drawhaok le however that I t

Is not until 4 or 5years hav e

elapsed and the student Is sod-

denly coafronted with the

"Staatsexamen" that he candetermine whether he swam

well or sank .

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Hambuva ,

w

hams, At Hdnbts g

i dr 'medicine libwe'ver a :bore

definite schedule is In etfec t

9nd tt aati this 'swag to fin

the only *hay with plaice •

tjbikltam and r"agtilt"ed ebones ,illustrate ttiitlur fie hi

lier'sohiil attltt tie fir tilveoh file

unlver'atty Mid die Student bit emight &"etitian that very rarefy

it reading :let fir ah aiitlli e Of.

is a textlit1o'k i icointndi dad o r

Offered, .1606ee bile neeifh''t g oIo the fecttutes tit all, ` hat Bevan

for the eig!it tames Of eteluhtetlteal 'iitratloh .

There n ire no eXatiilinttionse

tieitliwr fnttlterttue nbr yaarlfy ,

The only (tonal fit that after a

certain manlier of 'saihesters ,

de pending iilon facility (law 8 ,

emminel'ce ' 'L, itt9tifelfa "10, caste s

Istry 12, arts arch ldnguages ,History, ph11'biiopti'yet . 8) oneis regiiirett to stated for'a noral and It wrUteh ettttnlnetlon .Tills eXttlnttlilh co''vers livery

truing, not defy wtit you► haveetiidied ;but itfso What the lab•tcessor Mike 'yon shotiltl hav eMaiden .

Two examsThere are two main oxamina•

tions one can take, the State

Examintlon and the examina-

tion for the Doctorate. The

State exam permits one to

practice In his profession, such

as medicine, law, teaching, etc,the lltictorete In quite Inde-

pendent. One can have hi s

PhJ), and still not be qualified

to teach, and itloreover may

have hat 'Ph .D. and still b$ re-

quired to attend the university

before standing ' for life State

Haim. The State Exam seem s

to take precedence over an y

degreeorfarhlhstltitr, but does

not' confer it 'degr'e'e itself,

There are of coarse no B.A. or

M .A . examinations or degrees .

A further difference lies Inthe fact Ihat no university life

such as •'e kitties it 11th its

competitive sports, club activi-

ties and social functien, exists

In Hamburg. The eh`iaf ro'aatin

for this seems to be a complet eabsence eta campus . One build-ing, to the centre of the cit yis designated as the University .

This building contains the ad :

minlstrative offices, and mostof the main lecture rooms. Seat •tered around the city at dis-

tances varying from tale mine -ides walk forty five minutes

by train are the other units ', fthe university . Thus a student

studying chemistry has littl e

opportunity to meet a studen t

studying law or psychology,since their respective building s

or institutes are located in dif-

ferent carts tff the city. Thi s

dispersion together with the

fact that there are no studen t

dormitories n and the students

live scattered throughout th ecity or else commute fro m

places , as far as 35 .50 milesaway, contributes considerabl y

to the lack of student activi-

ties ,

Clubs Monaexistent

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THE UBYSSEY

Page Three

COME TO THE PRE MED . B LL

I

1

0

,boat ho;• tough It use l to he a

I('ng Cline

Once fit the days before Med1 •

cal Colloi e Adtnlssdoh t e s t ,

whom mite coitid resort to any

i1et110d, there wts a sgitiire by

the ita'ine et JtiIIii Chesnut wh o

went to the titiver4lty dr Mottl e

and ran proitad wltb a bilge

gang of Pre•Motls, "Coke," n s

fie boys heed• to call him, mad e

quite 'a had! collecting protec -

(lei) aghthst. the engineerrk un the

eainpie .

It 'join ao happens that Ceeze

and another ,Poker called . Pam •

pd' were both ajtjllyIng for

the ideal Medical College and al -

ready 99 rout of the do would-b e

physicians had been selected fo r

the U. of .R . Medical School . I n

those days, too, cofneetttidn was

quilts keen and Pompey an d

Ceeze did not exactly click .

So one day Ceeze goes with th e

mob to do a job on Pompey—

this he does well,. Valise he

leaves Poiilp with lead poison 'ing somewhere around the eCaf,

When he gets back to the Alm a

Mater at Rome, the rest of the

Pre•Med boys and the lily-whit e

league figure that Ceeze has pu t

the squeeze on the boys once to o

often, and make plans to hang

the rigging on him .

The rub-out mob is headed by

a jerk by the ' name of Brutus

heater man was a stoolle calle d

Cass. Well, Brutus and Cass

round up the feat boys one mor n-

ing, oil up their rods and tak e

their hopped-up chariots dow n

the mall to the Medical building ,

where Ceeze is celebrating Mon a

with his torpedos and a fe w

good-time ('hat'Ites . A third year

hopeful asks Coen to put in a

good word for him With the Dean ,

but Ceeze jest laughs and toll s

him to smarten up. Just the n

('ass and the reform boys turn

the beat on the burn him.

This puts Brutus in line for

'Mod :School, but before he has

time to get "on the in" one o f

Ceeze's torpedos by name o f

Tony rounds up Memo rowdies

and starts to clean up on th e

joint, So Brutus and his boys

take it on the lam to the othe r

side of the to River ,

Tony, in the meantime, tries

to crash the Med faculty bu t

on realizing he hasn't all the re-quirements he decides to put th e

squeeze on Brutus for a few era

data and a clean bill of health . S o

with the hell) of a big-time engi-

neer named Oct( from east of

Rome, Tony goes (Miming fo r

Brutus and his gang.

They chase them all over tho

Campus, till Brntrs Is finall y

cornered in the Car. Then they

start to smoke hint out . How -

:ever Brutus and Cass get som e

help iron) the Caf dwellers and

Varsity Indoor Club, and are d o

ing okay till Cass gets a amid -

terns result gets frustr ated an d

dies a Wall Street by having hi s

ravens arm artist put a rescu e

to his head .

Then Brutus gets gassed ou t

and dots n Wall Street, ton . So

'Pony and het' become heroes,

evot'night and steal the lime .

light from the local gridiro ngladiators ,

However, Tony shill wasn' t

eeptable h) the Pedagogues Itt

',Plod St heel, so he gamma a u

engineer and turned to Ili•jeek -

in>:g and bootlegging sauerkrau t .

'All of which goes to show tha t

no neater how hard yo u work ,lucre Ll always snot' sgnnre try •

ing to clip you a mlckey."

WHO ARE fHe PRE-MEDB ?

If you don't know, don't hid e

your face in shame or look us u p

in Who's Who. Of course, right

now were're glorified Artsmen ,

but "comes the new order— "

wish I knew !

CLEAN CU TA typical Pre-Med, strong ,

handsome, and with his blood -

shot eyes, keen In observation

and search of knowledge, ma y

often be seen staggering under

a load (of books) between th e

Chemistry and Biology build-

ings ,

Now and then he may cast a

hopeful longing glance in th e

dir ection of a white buildin g

aeross the Mall which has a

sign reading Vacuity of Medi-

cine .

LONG COURS E

The )' Iedicad rnnn-m rnquI'e 1

three of four four yu :u's pro -

medical training, which 1 u

clock's a liberal education Il,i-

heral in Ilrtt. it c)VPrti ('''et' y

aspect of life and o(lneuli , el L i

that one learns whet piti t'ull :e

little ono ktlowe.) After Illi,e

(assuming one survives th e or -

deal and is accepted) fou r

years of Medical school an d

two years Internship lead to a

successful practice or it nice ,

padded cell—Who's kiddIn' ;

who? That "PRE" business I s

Latin for before, the 'aft e r

yawls is yet to be seen ; how-

ever, one can envision as egad

soul with long white hoard an d

hollow eyes receiving his M,1) ,

'Hooray for Grandfather, 1 , e

finally made R .

MEETINGS ARE FU N

Once a week the members o f

the Society join together t o

see a film or heal' a speaker .

Every Friday noon, lesser mor -

tals may be seen scurryin g

Do you want to get int o

Medicine? Well, the require-

ments are quite easy for n.

genius under 30 years or note .

You must work hard enoug h

to get. I'h'st-class lfouors or a t

least a high Second average

lhrough'1 or 4 years . You mus t

be quite medically inclined

in your aptitude test and d o

well on the medical school ad -

mission test . References ar e

required from Impor tant peo-

ple who know you well . The

final examination is a physica l

examination to see you have

no handicaps .

If after trout' years you ar e

net among the fin accepted, w e

would suggest, you join us t o

study \Viteh Doctery in Afric a

or perhaps these suggestions

would appeal more to yon :

1. Start in your late twenties ,

they will retire you ,

2. (let ns much night lire in a s

pus . .lhll',

; Putt ate only yntll1

once .

CAESAR,, D

remedicus

'if), dAVE TRi4FTb N

The old fainily doctor looker)

syinttathetically at the yonng

main standing before him and

S taid, "S.i yon think It's tough

hone to get into Medical School .

eh? well, I'll toll you a story

PREMEb IIANC I 10 BE ML9

A tOP VAN~U Vt!? N01EL bOO~

On February 28th, the Pre-Meds . departing from al l

former practices, are holding their 1952 Spring Ball at th e

Roof, atop the Hotel Vancouver .

Dinner will be served at 7 :30 p.m. and there will be

dancing from 9 till 1 to the music of Dal Richards and his

orchestra .

Met r e is the opportunity , to help your Society . Let 's al l

get out and a wonderful time while supporting make thi s

the social event of the year .

MESSAGES

The Pre-Med Key

w:,,~a~.;

tea. . .•„~

"I' JUST MAKE A CttEAT AND!

I SIMPLY HEATED H2O, Cl2H220 ,

AND YEAST , . . . ."

One fine, eventful, fateful mornin g

With proud ambition brightly burning ,

With hope and faith and joy and yearning

And your first fee, .

You pass those drab grey gates of learnin g

To UBC .

In this message to premedical students it would no t

seem justifiable to ignore their paramount problem .

' Premedical students are lucky, and thereby the probe

' 1em is created .

Few students can define their educational objectives as

clearly. Few wish to foretell their .future careers as precisely.

If anything, this should simplify their task, but the goal-

within-a-goal--the successful entry into a medical school—

poses the vexing problem .

, ,

Though it may not have a simple solution, at least I t

can be simply stated .

The key to the door of any medical school is an ade-

gtiate academic standing ; there after, the door is opened by

the candidate's personal attributes that will reasonably

guarantee a worthy physician for the community .

What else can be said? In key-making time ?

'LAWRENCE E: RANTA, M.D .

Don ' t vbother golug to IotaInns, as they are not im-

portant .

4, Don't worry abort, exams ,

there are always Semis .a, II' yon get bounced from on e

Unive r sity, don't wor ry, there

are ntjlers waiting' for yon .

a . Jost take the required cour-

ses, don't get a broad ()dee mtints ,

7, ( r ook your medical aptitud e

test---rooks better that way ,i . IIn ve n enreloss cnmmnni-cahlo dt g ease ; you can npprn •elate the patients suffering ,

9, Don't bother to join the Per: -

Mod Association, They al l

Ir .lb, Don't Like coy ;(deice !ru mthe Belversity Counsellor o r

repro hulolive4 of the facult y

(t' Medicine, they just wnnt t o

get rid oI' you .

II, If alter five years, you arestill In first yen' . look up theregniremeulo for the Jauhe

of the Medical Building .

across the campus toward; aairge building, where they des •

cowl to lower regions frothwhence belches the foul odo r

of tobacco smoke and eat cof-

fee, mixed with the dull roa r

of lutman voices. No where bur l

h) physics 20,2 convene the Pi e

Mods who, always intent i n

the search of truth, meet i nthe spirit of cheerfulness an dfriendliness,

And this throughout three weary years

Beset with pawing doubts and fear s

That, every time a teeing nears,

Increase and thrive ,

For well you know scant kudos beat's ,

A seventy-five . '

And should acceptance be your lo t

You'll find that dearly you have bough t

A prize to keep you still distraugh t

For foul' more years ,

Long years you know will all be fraugh t

With toil and tears .

But if the M.D.'s turn you down ,

Don't fret and beef nor sigh and frown ,

For you can win fame and renow n

And your degree ,

And earn the right to wear your gown

With a fifty-three .

Each dpy from early starting gon g

You gather knowledge, right or wrong ,And then go home at evensong

Tired, worn and drawn,

Ans stew throughout the whole night long

Till crack of dawn.

ALL THIS AND BRAINS, TO O

I)id yen knots that there er e

girls taking Pre-Med? And how .

We can boast some of th e

best-looking femmes nit th e

campus, So' next time you mee t

a lush disk, don't try to Ir e

press her with a course o f

antomy ; she may be n Pre -

Med girl and know more abou t

it than you do ,

RAVE TRAFTO N

PACific 5321

SUN LIFE OFCANADA

The Pro-Medical Society Is a

society whose members are en -

rolled in diverse university cour

see. The sole interest in medi-

cine acts as a bond that unite s

these students into a grou pwhich takes in every phase o ft'aintng requi r ed for the stud yof medicine. So broad is thetraining that en adage "When I n

doubt as to what your course is ,

may Pre•Med" has been coined to

show the unique position thissociety has in the campus.

Aside from this common goal ,there is both a cultural and en •vial side to the society . On th ecultural side leading Vancouve r

President's

Save Wisely TODAY . .

for TOMORROW

Consult any of the following Sun Life Representa-

tives who have had wide experience In budgeting

your income to meet essential insurance needs :

FRED McCOLL

I.,ARRY WRIGHT

JACK PEARSON

J . J. CAPOZZI

JOHN TENER

J. R. BRANDON

ROYAL RANK BLDG ., VANCOUVER

doetore lecture on the various

phases of medicine . This is aug-

mented by various instructive .

medical films which are of In .terest to all Pre•Medical students .

On the social side, the society

.has . Sponsored two successfu l

mixers and on February 29, will

stage the annual Pro-Med Ball .

The members of the ball con =

mittee have worked very hardto make this a ball of balls. Withyour support, I'm sure It will b e

a great success .

So come an members and fri-

ends .

Come one, come all to the Pre -

Med i)all!

—JOHN WONO .

MesSag€

GENIUS ONLY

So You Want To Be A Medic!

I

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THE UBYSSEY

Tuesday, February 26, 1952

Bird Soccer Team Scores 2-1 Victor yOver Collies To Creep Up On Leaders

Dobson, Popowich Ta pIn Important ' Goal s

By PETER PRASLOSK1A goal by Bill Popowich two minutes after the start of the

second half gave the Varsity Thunderbirds a, victory over th epreviously undefeated Collingwood Soccer team in a game play-ed at Callister Park last Sunday afternoon .

ACTION AND LOTS OF IT was the main theme of theHamber Cup series played over the weekend et Kerrisdal eArena. Above UBC's Gryshcuck vainly attempts to beat

—Photo By Walt Sussel

worried Alberta goalie . UBC lost series 11.7 on total goal

basis. It was second year in row Golden Bears have beate n

'Birds in series, See story below for details .

? Thunderbird s

goal shor tly after the start of th e

I game when Dud Dobson drove th e

ball Into the toll earner of the ne t

from close he A few nninntbs ' later ,

('ollingwood scored from a scram-

ble in front qf the Varsity goal .

11111 iSparliug almost got a goal i n

when he had only the goal-keepe r

to beat, but the ball came in tot)

high and the goalkeeper• got hi s

hands on the ball before Bill could

head It into the net .

DETERMINE D

After the bait•tIme rest, , the

'Birds came onto the field deter-

mined to win ,and went ahead 2• t

on Blll Popowirh's winning goal .

'rho • rouindor of the game was a

hard-fought, fast game with Col .

lingwood determined to even the

scored the firs

UBC Gals Hoop Team To

Play Roamers On Friday

0 Editor—Barry Drinkwater

Braves Chimps

Ray, . Bob'sKids miTo Title

Coaches Bob 11Indmarch an d

Ray Davidson are receivin g

congratulations today from atlt

letic sections today for thei r

terrific work in guiding the

UBC Braves to the city inter -

mediate A boys hoopla titl e

Saturday night at King Edgym .

Hindmarch lust̀ took over

the coaching role recently t o

help Davldson who had to giv e

up his post for a while awin g

to business pressure ,

However, ' Davidson's wor k

with the club was really shown

Saturday night as the local

youngsters rapped Clove r

Leafs 38 .32 to race away with

the city crown .

Now Braves will be after

the Lower Mainland, the Van-

couver island and ' the Provin-

cial hoop titles .

Hoo KiddiesPEnd Season

University of B.C. Thnnderhirde

y I'cred their 12th straight EVer•green Conference In Tacoma Sa t

urdaynight, College of Puge t

Sound downed Bids 87 .57 .

Bids only trailed 113 .18 at quar-

ter time and 33 . 25 at the half .

Coach ,Albert Leith waite expert .

merited freely with the lineup i n

order to rest some of his firs t

string player's and to test the meri t

of the reserves ,

POSITIONS SWITCHE DAmerican football converts Dav e

McFarlane acrd Dan Lajoslcy an d

Brave Joined Jimn► y McWilliaan: ;

took over the regular position s

Frank Gower, Doug McMillan an d

Gerard Kirby in the forward rank s

and played extremely well ,

The three quarter line had man y

changes. Stand off for the second

division itraves . Gerry Palmer

started l;r Berry Alaln's centre

score at all costs .

But the 'Birds kept on the of-

fensive, and scored again on a

break ,by PopoWlch .

The goal was disallowed becaus e

of an oft-side call .DEPENSE TROUBL E

Meanwhile the defense in fron t

of the Varsity goal found itself in

tr ouble several times and Goali e

Mike Puhach made several specta-

ruler Raves . -

When Coilingwood found them •

selvds in danger of losing a game ,

they decided to play a lose•check-

Ing game and in that second period

it was a pretty rough game .

MARIO TRICK Y

Mario Crlstiano, Collingwood' s

inside left, spent almost as much

time sprawled on the ground as he

did standing up .Collingwood's ,centre half, Dave

Fryatt, was Insured and left the

field midway in the second half .

MEET AGAI N

Several other Coilingwood play-

ers were injured, but they continu-

ed ed In the game. Fortunately Var-

sity had no injuries during th e

game .

Varsity will again nneet ('oiling •

wood In the main event of o double -

header scheduled for 2 ;15 next

at

Calllste r

Boxing, Squir mMatches Away

Bears AwayWith Puck .Cup, 11-7

By ALEX MacGILLIVRA Y

Friday, 7 . 3 ,

'Birds showed flashes of good

hockey Friday but in the amain wer e

over-awed by the tight and stead y

defence which the visitors showed .

DEFROSTE DOnly in the last few minutes o f

the final period of the contest did,

the locals defrost themselves see r

fug three quickies in five minute s

Friday the locals were obvious-

ly mixed up to plays, signals and

general Ice know-how. The Bears

weren't that much better but they

did have that much more fines s

around the goal mouth and as a

result zoomed Into an early lead .

Sturday, Thunderbirds starte d

out like a fella responding from a

playing yet In the United States .

Three members of the team, tier•

tha Dodds, Omaha U„ Jerry Isar-

COLLIES WI N

Chiefs Lose

Game And

Players

Ethel Isanoue, Playing roach and

guard, is a graduate of Bernar d

College, She Had a game

of 22 points per game . 'I'eanm re -

cords for lath year was 32 wins-n o

losses and :al losses and 18 win s

against teen s

mirk iludsen, tia ii' nuumeer, i s

not only bringing the team to th e

ranipnS, hat also a Variety Sho w

for Half-time, featuring The Her-

uutettes, a singing group .

PREMEDS CALL '

FOR SPORT HELP

This little bundle of words

is mainly a request for all yo u

guys and gals in Pre•Med t o

turn out and support your In .

tra-mural team.

There are four events still t o

be run off in the Intramura l

—touch basketball, track and

field, softball and pessibly ten •

nis .We would like to field a

strong track team .

We 'have a good nucleus fo r

the team—the boys who clean-

ed up the Cross Country ,

All we need now is a fe w

boys to round out the team . To

those interested In competing

for Pre-Med please contact Do n

Barrieau or John Watt, FRase r

1774 .

Hoop Scoring

Record Made

PORTLAND — .(Special to th e

lt hysey) — Johnny O'Brien„ Seat-

tle University guard, who showed

at Ulil' 'last tall, set a National

Individual College basketbal scor-

ing hecerd here on Saturday night .

He scored 37 points to bring hi s

scasoa's total to 9711 ,

Seattle lust the game 5350, t o

Portland l'nivarsity,

Sunday afternoo n

Park.

STANDINGSCoilingwood 14 10 1 3 31 1 2 3

Varsity

11 . 11 2 3 p5 22 1 4

Dom. Hotel

14 5 4 5 25 22 1 4

John Sotthcott led the Birds 1 , 1 S. Bur'hy I,e . 14

7 2 2 1

*coring with 14 point, it was South Mitt

14 4 7 3 2 1

BBC's final game.

Sappertot►

13 2 10 1 1 7

Bu rdstri rn West Va n12-3 In Exhibition

By BRIAN WHARFAs final preparation for next week's all important series

with the California Bears-Varsity Thunderbirds trimmed th eWest Vancouver Barabarian 12-3 on Saturday afternoon a tthe pagan 's home ground.

other one as a result o f

coptionally skilful run .

The I1hyssey wil lthose quarter spot . Obviously net -

!stilts until the final sveils Palmer did not show his real' held on AL'e

hahlility ,

Fall hack Stew iC'Iy'ncv, whose deli

fending position was filled very',

capahly by Toter Van Ilarten, vei lplaced Palmer late in the second '

half ,After the hall' time interva l

('lynx returned to full back ad '

Painter cane hark Into the gam e

at right wine running in aver>

creditable the performance kw th e

regular right winger (iaotge f r ai lremainder et' the game . Itl'cl ' .; re -

Oiled the vacated three quarte r

positions .

3,

won the total goal series handily .

Thunderbirds, with coach Wa gs

\Vaguer and Ubyssey hockey aria

er•manager Brian Prentice wring •

Ng the best out of their charges

crone close to knocking off th e

Saturday night in the final game, '

highly rated visitors but a last pe r

tod rush by the Bears made the m

settle for at 4 .4 tie .

Alberta won, the Ilanber Troph y

24 121 on the strength of Omit. victory

30 1 1

34 5

Ilowever the Alberta Goldoni

hears settled down, came up with I

Isonma nice passing and the res t

you knots about .

Yesterday. in the New (lam, ti- I TO COLORAD O

intinations lot boxing and wren ; I

Thunderbirds toll out

ling got underway,

this Wednesday destined

they'll play .

NEWTON, WHITE GOO D

John Newton patrolled his righ t

noon, scoring three out of the fou r

(ding position brilliantly that after kick in the buttocks . Who knows ,

tries . Stand off Bill Whyte got the maybe _Prentice administered suc h

an ex• a form of persuatsion I`riday night .

Anyway they scored three goal s

in the opening period and looke dias IS they weren't just going alon g

for the ride .

carry full re ratio wher e

which will he with the uto .t impressive Anted-

can collegiate puck squad,

of tow n

for ('olo •

a segles

WHITTLE'S SWIM KIDS

FLY TO BIG 'VICTOR YCoach Doug Whittle 's swimming team garnered 74

points Saturday in taking a four way swimming mee twhich was held Eastern Washington College .

The University of Idaho was second with 64, WesternWashington was third with 45 and Eastern forth with 24 .

UBC won six firsts, including two relays .

inters California I'

andBears cantered away with the

, .

, annual series 11 goals to font. to(Soprano) Barr, Arkansas

Helen

State

By V. FRED EWARD S

Ultf''s lighting Chiefs suf-

fered their 12th straight de -

feat of the se ason at ('oiling -

wood Park on Snudaay after -

noon .

Once again it was the erra-

tic shooting of the forward lin e

which prevented the Chief s

from scoring .

Although the score

for the Coliht,gwood

alre;-t the game was not as ha d

as the score indicates .

Early in the game the Chiefs

lost their efficient right- wing—Brute:1Ltdeiy who receiver

a cut on the head when a Col-

lieg vood player hit Bruce it( •

std 'ntally as they were ,lump -

ins, to head the hall . Alex Mc -

Cabe was also Insured but re -

turned in the second half .

was 5 .0

Lei ; Ion •

,, By JAN CRAFTER

Alberta Golden Bears, Hon .The Roamer Girls ' Basketball Team, a female version o f

Eric Hamber's personal piecethe ' Globe-Trotters, play Thunderette basketball team in th e

of silverware clenched firmly Memorial Gymnasium at noon on Friday, February 29 .The Roamer Girls Team is be- i'

in their collective mitts, planed lieved to he the oldest girls' team i college, are all over G feet ill ,back home Monday after asomewhat hectic ice hocke yseries over the weekend . average