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Trailer Park Babes: 1st editionTo all my rowdy friends who have no intention of settling down:Why you should move out of the BSC system or your shitty overpriced apartmentor your parents house or whatever shithole you are living in but you dont own andhelp create an anarchist trailer park community.

Because the only thing better than having a home is having a home you can movewhen wanderlust kicks in, as it does.

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spend a lot of time trying to gure out why there is so much apathy and destruc-on in Cloyne. I think a major reason we tend to appear apathetic about manysues in this community, and I would argue the larger world, is because we lacksense of ownership. It is hard to talk seriously about real concrete change when

very few months many beloved faces (you know, faces of some of the cool-t people youve met in your entire life) disappear (oh, some of them still comeound when they run out of clean underwear and need cheap laundry, but that justakes you miss them more) and suddenly you are bombarded with dozens of newces.

ere are just a few of the super sexy shitheads Ive met in through my time in BSCho dont (cant) live here anymore, or who are still here but for how long? Maybeou wont recognize all these people, but if you recognize anyone/everyone, younow how what a cool motherfucker they are, and want to continue adventuringith them for as long as possible.

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The fact that Cloyne is as awesome and as autonomous as it is, even if it is a very restrained autonomy, is teresilience of the majority of peoples dedication to strengthening their community. Every semester tons of hogo out of their way, not always for compensation, and not always for fun, to try their best to insure this placerowdy, even with the knowledge that their time here is going to be brief.

People make Cloyne a kick ass community in all different sorts of ways, be it an of cial manager position, orweird ways of creating a sense that this place is our home - like the fact on Thursday nights you can relieve school week by having someone punch you in the face; you are pretty much guaranteed to nd at least one pepunch you in the face. Its not everywhere you can nd someone to punch you in the face just about any time day of the week just by walking around asking people to ght you.

(Often its fun to make your community a better place, but sometimes you have to do less pleasurable things might end with you getting punched in the face by a homeless women with a cat).

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magine how creative and productive we could be ifwe actually owned the place we live, where there were not 100 newtating faces every few months but a good group of awesome creative spunky ass chillers in it for the fuckinglong haul ,rough the thick and the thin. If that doesnt sound really fucking dope, you dont have to help found the trailer park babesoys can be babes too, dont worry. Youve seen Zachary Peterson in that little black dress, right? Im just going to go aheadd say it: what a babe.). I cant force you to be adventerous or ambitious or to step out of the safe con nes of a establishedstem and try to create something beautiful.

ut if you immediately realized what a dope idea this is, didnt even have to read this far to be convinced starting a rovingng of buses and trucks and trailers is going to be so much fucking fun, you should use the money you would pay for livingthe BSC next semester, or in an Oakland apartment for a year, and buy an RV with that money instead.

Ive said it before and Ill say it again and again until you realize everything I say isnt sarcastic or insincereall I wlive in a community with all my friends. Where I can do my own thing and my friends can do their thing, and wthing together and help each other with our projects, because my friends have some pretty cool aspirations aideas, and I like waking up in the morning and walking down the hallway and seeing my friends and helpingproject, be it an overly ambitious pirate ship mural or a rage cage or a bug banquet.

Now imagine waking up every day and walking not out of your tiny room but out of your badass trailer into geous crusty wild place we happen to be at the time - the national park when Aaron Wang is working? fuckileans? Kingmans parking lot? Las Fucking Vegas? The mothercuking gathering? The Grand Canyon? YellowFest? Harvard? We can bother the shit out of Aaron Kauffman. He would be so pissed.), and all your friendstheir trailers. P cool, right? Can you dig?

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Oh, also, there will be punk rock dogs . A shit ton of punkock dogs. So many punk rock dogs.ase closed.

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Disclaimer: I dont intend to come off with a fuck this place, let this sinking ship sink attitude, because hoCloyne Court Hotel and Casino - Im most critical of the things I love -, but let me just remind you: you, toohave to jump ship one day, because you dont actually own this ship. You rent a room onboard from the BSCplace from the UC. So essentially a corporation (because the University of California is pretty much a corponancially controlled by corporations) owns Cloyne Court Hotel and Casino. With all due respect: fuck that.

Lets take everything good about this place and make something better.

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