This started out as a test to just see what kind of presentation I could put together with stock images included with my PowerPoint program and my twisted sense of humor. It's meant to be tongue in cheek, but hey... it's not a bad idea. We should all try to be less Asshole-ish. Thanks for checking it out.
Transcript of Don't Be An Asshole
DONT BE AN ASSHOLE NOBODY LIKES ASSHOLES
4 OUT OF 5 PEOPLE SURVEYED SAID THEY DONT LIKE ASSHOLES. 4 People 1 Asshole
Hotdogs are way better than assholes. BE A HOTDOG.
Remember: Its not a contest. IF SOMEONE ELSE IS BEING AN ASSHOLE #1 Asshole
Here are some things to avoid if you really dont want to be an asshole. WEVE DONE SOME RESEARCH
Totally means youre an asshole. PITCHFORKING KITTIES We covered this but just to be clear
Your own business should keep you busy til the cows come home. KEEP YOUR NOSE OUT OF OTHER PEOPLES BUSINESS.
Bingo! That means youre an asshole. DO YOU PRATTLE ON ABOUT HOW SPANKING KIDS IS GOOD FOR THEM?
Its quite likely that you are an asshole. ARE YOU INTOLERANT OF DIVERSITY?
Jack-Ass is the same as Asshole. YES.
YOU DONT HAVE TO BE AN ASSHOLE. BE KIND. BE SWEET. THE BOTTOM LINE IS THIS:
or if my presentation offended you Im really sorry, but IF YOU MAKE PEOPLE DO THIS
ASSHOLE. YOU JUST MIGHT BE AN
And honestly, I hope I didnt offend you. Sometimes I can be such an asshole. THANKS FOR WATCHING See more of my work with a lot less potty-mouth @ www.emichellepeterson.com