Don't Be An Asshole
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This started out as a test to just see what kind of presentation I could put together with stock images included with my PowerPoint program and my twisted sense of humor. It's meant to be tongue in cheek, but hey... it's not a bad idea. We should all try to be less Asshole-ish. Thanks for checking it out.
Transcript of Don't Be An Asshole
- DONT BE AN ASSHOLE NOBODY LIKES ASSHOLES
- 4 OUT OF 5 PEOPLE SURVEYED SAID THEY DONT LIKE ASSHOLES. 4 People 1 Asshole
- Hotdogs are way better than assholes. BE A HOTDOG.
- Remember: Its not a contest. IF SOMEONE ELSE IS BEING AN ASSHOLE #1 Asshole
- Here are some things to avoid if you really dont want to be an asshole. WEVE DONE SOME RESEARCH
- Totally means youre an asshole. PITCHFORKING KITTIES We covered this but just to be clear
- Your own business should keep you busy til the cows come home. KEEP YOUR NOSE OUT OF OTHER PEOPLES BUSINESS.
- Bingo! That means youre an asshole. DO YOU PRATTLE ON ABOUT HOW SPANKING KIDS IS GOOD FOR THEM?
- Its quite likely that you are an asshole. ARE YOU INTOLERANT OF DIVERSITY?
- Jack-Ass is the same as Asshole. YES.
- YOU DONT HAVE TO BE AN ASSHOLE. BE KIND. BE SWEET. THE BOTTOM LINE IS THIS:
- or if my presentation offended you Im really sorry, but IF YOU MAKE PEOPLE DO THIS
- ASSHOLE. YOU JUST MIGHT BE AN
- And honestly, I hope I didnt offend you. Sometimes I can be such an asshole. THANKS FOR WATCHING See more of my work with a lot less potty-mouth @ www.emichellepeterson.com