Don't Be An Asshole

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This started out as a test to just see what kind of presentation I could put together with stock images included with my PowerPoint program and my twisted sense of humor. It's meant to be tongue in cheek, but hey... it's not a bad idea. We should all try to be less Asshole-ish. Thanks for checking it out.

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  • DONT BE AN ASSHOLE NOBODY LIKES ASSHOLES
  • 4 OUT OF 5 PEOPLE SURVEYED SAID THEY DONT LIKE ASSHOLES. 4 People 1 Asshole
  • Hotdogs are way better than assholes. BE A HOTDOG.
  • Remember: Its not a contest. IF SOMEONE ELSE IS BEING AN ASSHOLE #1 Asshole
  • Here are some things to avoid if you really dont want to be an asshole. WEVE DONE SOME RESEARCH
  • Totally means youre an asshole. PITCHFORKING KITTIES We covered this but just to be clear
  • Your own business should keep you busy til the cows come home. KEEP YOUR NOSE OUT OF OTHER PEOPLES BUSINESS.
  • Bingo! That means youre an asshole. DO YOU PRATTLE ON ABOUT HOW SPANKING KIDS IS GOOD FOR THEM?
  • Its quite likely that you are an asshole. ARE YOU INTOLERANT OF DIVERSITY?
  • Jack-Ass is the same as Asshole. YES.
  • YOU DONT HAVE TO BE AN ASSHOLE. BE KIND. BE SWEET. THE BOTTOM LINE IS THIS:
  • or if my presentation offended you Im really sorry, but IF YOU MAKE PEOPLE DO THIS
  • ASSHOLE. YOU JUST MIGHT BE AN
  • And honestly, I hope I didnt offend you. Sometimes I can be such an asshole. THANKS FOR WATCHING See more of my work with a lot less potty-mouth @ www.emichellepeterson.com