Wedding on Bayou LaFouche
Transcript of Wedding on Bayou LaFouche
Bride
Groom
Special Note – Notice grip around child’s larynx. Keeps him from tellin’ everyone he was just sodomized on the boat.
Honestly, what wedding wouldn’t be complete without a catfish shaped cake?
Not one, not two, not three, but 6 – count’em 6!! PIES
More people would have singed the guestbook, but when they saw X as one of the names they all thought they had already signed.
Where do I begin?
I don’t know whats more scary,
This guy? Or the fact that he’s wearing a camo CLIP-ON tie and suspenders!!
He’s ready for huntin’ or board meetin’ at a moments notice!!
Ahh, the traditional ‘Throwing of the Bouquet of Swamp Flora”
Notice the usher havin’ a smoke on the campsite crapper.
Her vows:
I promise to clean yer fish.
You kill it. I’ll grill it
I’ll love, honor and obey you, so you don’t punch me in the face.
I promise to pick vomit out of that beaver on your chin when you get too drunk every night.
His vows:
You got a real purdy mouth.
Passin’ out in your bed after bangin’ yur sister was the best thing that ever happened to me.
Anyone seen a cake around here? We left it on the table and it seemed to blend into the surroundings..
Wins my vote for coolest mullet ever.
He’s thinkin –
What are you a moron?
Safety Orange after Labor Day? Idiot!!! GAWD!!
Well Hoooodeee!!!
Im just cookin’ up a pot of possum belly stew. I hit a family of ‘em on the way up here.