A catalogue of the War of 1812 family of products

Here at War of 1812, we strive to provide you with today’s ultimate fashion andmerchandise to make you the coolest guy or gal around. Amazing quality products are our guarantee. Look inside this catalogue, and JOIN THE WAR!

Fashion

Let WO1812 provide you with the sexiest dancing gear. Try out this hot mesh shirt the next time you hit the town with your friends!

Going to the club? Going to the club?

Try out these sexy War of 1812 Camo Cargo Shorts...or as we like to call them,

CAMGO shorts. All the ladies will want you!

Feeling more casual?Feeling more casual?

You’ll be the coolest kid in 3rd Grade with these totally bitchin’ custom War of 1812 shoelaces. Complete with plastic aglets!

All tied up.All tied up.

Do you have the need for speed? Try out the sleek WO1812 SPEEDSUIT.

Everything you do will be faster. Running, swimming, driving, everything.

Aero...DYNAMICAero...DYNAMIC

Do you like stupid shit? Well, now you can look like Soulja Boy with a better sense of trendy irony with these babies! MUSTACHE!

MUST-have shadesMUST-have shades

Products

Keep your most important possessions locked up in these ultra-secure plastic “beach safes.” Stop beach theft now!

High Security ProtectionHigh Security Protection

It’s called a mousepad! The computer mouse has to ride around on this so the ball inside has something to grab on to! Friction!

Hey kids, remember these?Hey kids, remember these?

Foam fingers by WO1812 make a great gift! You’ll really chuckle when you see this pic-ture alongside the NEXT product!!!

Give someone the finger!Give someone the finger!

Is your wallet not vaginal enough? Try these new rubber coin purses! Your coins will be

safe because our lips are sealed!

Va-Ching!Va-Ching!

This Tri-lighter comes with 3 scents from the War of 1812! Injun blood, gunpowder, and buttered popcorn! Your office can be fun!

Be the Highlight of the party!Be the Highlight of the party!