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0 1 a l l th e oceanic w orem eo ts e x ­hib ited ia th e fo rm of wares, title# an d ourw ats, the I n fe r are the ,n o s t‘uifl'a?B,ti{tl i s afi-v tin" the dis- placePK-nt of its waters. The tides a lternately elevate and let down the surface, ra th e r than produce an ac­tuals stream except alone shore and in chnfiued channels, for when vre -Speak of the motion of a tidal wave and of its rate oi advance we do no t m ean a «ivf''>p*r of place ta j.'a •.„ I *n -ateva & m '.4 -Be-**#

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*>«**. pcotebly. than the n e w e r ia Coaisoa t u always uwtXuL m-porlHg whteh pteywrishu writ* t te l r tt*w».w to Judith (lauricra “Waguer at

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progressive“'iri'acc st r at um.-----of the wind in cre- v cry Ci rcunvpcrvbed

■'ii to chance its sit- w In-re they are

i".nont. and it is the tinner sira ium th a t they chiefly af- ftVl.'

in'T the cireumnaviention of-he by th e French ship V enus |bf'M VCC \ C 1!; -11

iv a ■'. two:].- Um-cd wave )ii-'i hi' Neu

“Cxi are iwu-k a t ow e. The tea ding ta­tty bus 4i»d an attack.”

to the lady a dressing t-ttom all wait , contusion. "What it « e Oo. dta-?’ cried

w ater from | tbe stage bui uager."Huve you iwurcd water no her

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throe li pule, or

Curroei i’olv'- 0\ ; . exl'-nd i> lio! I 'Hi e! wall"-- fr- ot ! or-- f>" 1 a-.,

!rr-k her on v-three feet., mof with to lolland, was

the fri-

" .e * a whole bui-kei. out ot the one tbut aa.vv'Not to be u.ied inease of OrV.'"

"Theti don't pnir nn,v more. 1 fear jrou have made a fatal misiake. Hun out to tbe drug store and get itu* .ttUed,”

When they had run out the lud.v opened bee ejea. "Doe," she gasped, "you're a good fellow, ain't ymiv I kuow you know there's nothing the matter with me. 1 want a day ott. and 1 <dcm t wunt to go on In this act. Cau you tls it?”

i-s the b-nyUi !•'? fed.ic. on tlm contrary, in-

e rocs of I lie ocean; neiiiv in-'anci-s to tie- I he s-'ti ami transfer itsi o’-e l-e-- ;sp!;i>rc to sn-

her hand sympiuhetieaiiy. "1 atn i a doetor. I eauie lu on Ids ticket. We ll fix It.”—Cleveland 1‘lalu Dealer.

ARMLESS PAINTERS.

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to the At- b- a<r-un, iii

f'-oTTI the amis to the

I hr milnoni-e of

Sarah Bitten, For Instance. Who Made Remarkable Miniatures.

Mlsa Karan Bitten was a eousph-n ous example of the skill wbk-b arm less iteople sollietlines ncquire in s|nle of tluHr affliction Slie was UJinlanire finttiter to yueeu V letorta. and her work was widely knowu for tts peuu

VI’]-1 t . . ! , i m - t b re is no ty and delicacy'

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. 1'■m )i"v Ioh; in

l , a " o 'u itms-She was born without arms, but as

a girt. Having a great xvtsh te becomeh btl. • "1, , 1

i : 1•" ci of prm i

i -«/i"o- for anv

au artist, sue worked earnestly tor years until stie coutd pnlut by holding the brush in her teetu in iv.M. ar

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cording to Hip Baja I oga Messenger the judges, wlihout any knowledge id

fl» ■' ' !'•"( 1 ' t , . ' «'f

' ■ - ;i'-1:- -1 ci'il•cii,. 1 list .inding

the means she was compelled lo use awarded Her the gold mediti ot tie

lag baskets M l «( crake' ctawm. The claw* are ceo taL y a ifl i uRM a at Utem more tor tup tbau soataeance,fu « «s RmwiaM Uihblr m adW M 'seM s...S h a t tteasiaea j»f j;hiy.jr«R e£ -tkls crustacean, especially i f be la * crawfish, of hi* taU?

I* ISV . when Napoleon went te an audience, kiU4 In a low twice; "Do not .refuse. A* a matter of fact the crawfish hasCoumtegap to receive Marie Louise, hfa "A man nuyr write cue of the fun- lie would be angry. And let him man- Et> Part the business. The claw*sister, th# I'rtncess Horgbese said te aleat Hnea ever given to the'American age it all; let him take the lead. If you i ur** from a stilt water crabhim: stage and see tt ignored by an aud!-1 do not wish to grieve turn" I which lives along the shores of R e

"Tour clothe* are badly cut and de ®nc® because of some act on the part latter ou she gives auother curious ri,n’o. Spain aud Portugal. Eath UttVe not fit you. You ace so obstinate about *f the producing company or one mem- scene: "ReWad the bouse, in that court i crwb> w ith Its one little mate, has a

guTt o ve fur a home, c tn f Moptlag llw r drive | eusfcrn estimate of t,be other sex. he

| usually keeps his wife shut Inside the [ ciive, meanwhile staying about the 1 threshold himself and uuikiug a brute i show with his big claws.I When the tide runs out the crab , fishers prowl itluug the looking■ for. era l> holes. Either the crab la

stalking up and down seeking what , be may devour and thus showing ! whether he has Hue daw s ot he la

still at home, and the si/.e of his door­way liulh iiles the size of the house­holder. la one case the fisherman cuts off his reire.-t by blocking his front door with mud: In the other ease be digs hitu out. Anyway, he deprives „im of his pincers ami seta hitu at

: liltorly to grow some more,! Light here appears the (|iiiilnteat fea

ture of the whole affair, for the plu ; eors are not lorn away from the rrab j ! at all Instead he presents them tuI

the fisherman, perhaps even with bis | compliments. It Is a fact easily de­monstrable that the erab cun detach Ids daw by muscular effort, thus mak­ing no hemorrhage, hut tearing the slump in smii condition that a new daw Is sour grown. The fishermen simply take the crab by the hand,

l whereupon it lots go. leaves the daw with them and romps off home with­out it. •t lucago liccnrd Herald

■ not wearing brfteea-y tmr- ways look us If t hey were falling off"—

"Weil,” answered the emperor."what do yon advise me to do about It? Can yon recommend auother tailor r>

"Have a talk with Constant.-Couaubt. the emperor'* valet, waa Imt of some part of t he stage set* tine narrow board.

ting Itself. It la funny how the slight­est move on the part of an actor, after reciting certain lines, absolutely elim­inates the wit from what he ha* Just spoken, so far as the audience Is con­cerned.

"This Is so of American audiences.

Rent for and named oue Leger, who was tailor to Murat. 1'rlnce Eugene, Joseph and Jerome Bonaparte. A mes­senger wus sent to summon him. aud he arrived at Oowplegne the next day. From that moment he made every­thing Napoleon wore He consistently

wittiest remarks wasted because of and from which th* enrr the move ot * hand or of the head of started, there was a nigh swing, which the Comedian or actor who ennnclutcd ihe chiHlreu were allowed to use very It. Then, again, the laugh Is taken out carefully, and with w hich Hie older of a line by the moving of some per- people sometimes amused themselves, sou In the stage setting or by the moe- Due day Mine, t'osima was sitting on

Wagner offered to start the swing and give her n good flight through the air A" went well for a time. but. little by little, the motion became more rapid; higher aud still higher went the sw tnt In vain Mute' (’ositna begged for mercy Tar­ried owtty by u kind of freuzv. the

"l sure cun.1’ he answered, wringing ignored his imperial patron's sugges-

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I as tlm ( "li11u'-<- H 'of nor M11)11;i -■ "f Hus name mi . i' been 1 lie result. -1 I 'd ye.^ri.pli, r, i lo get ill “ \'ey”

TooV th- Hinta ■ ' 1 ;i • :-r 11 had been

"!' " I two rears, ineel- b j v n].;-!<t m Hope

Society ot Arts, ii prize sought m i hundreds of others.I M de Memhulon nnd Bertrsm lilies | were other artists who were tb-pmed | ot the use ot their arms 1 lie toriuei ■ Had only one foot, whieh he used te I paint with.

Mr titles lost both tils arms in an accident, heiue rill) ever liy a street car when he was only eight years out and when tie wiir just beginning to a quire skill In drawing lie spent i«a years in patient toll learning to dniu It holding the pencil tn his teeth at the end ot which time he won a first class certificate from a local art school

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Willie, in made the

An Antidota Handy.The wornau was tue uuttnn of* cook

book that had been published at her request with .vide margins and oeca sional blank pages for notes and ad ditional recipes Often she had ex

| pressed a wish to see an old copy ot ! the book and find out to what use the I blank spaces had been put Due dav ' in a secondhand bookstore her tins | hand unearthed on old volume. No I th ing that it had been annotated free

ly, he bought It. Afier a day or two he said:

"How about the notes In that cook­book? IVere they Interesting?’

"No." she said curtly; "they didn t amount to anything "

When he got a chance he looked through the book himself Every note the bonk contained was a remedy for dyspepsia and stomach trouble.-New York Times.

lions concerning his clothes For In­stance, the emperor wished the skirts of his tunics to be turned back, like Aose of Frederick the Ureut. “I should not think of allowing such a thing, sire! You would look absurd, aud m.rweputation would be lost The eyes of the whole world are upou your majesty, and if you were seen wear­ing such a uniform as you propose it would be a disadvantage to you. and I should have to bear the blame i would not make you such a tuuie It you offered me the whole of your em­pire."

ESKIMO SEALERS.

A Battla of Alertness Betwaan th*Hunter and His Prey.

The Eskimo method of hunting seals shows a primitive calling improved to a fine art. When u seu.1 is discovered the direction of the wind is at once noted Then the hunter, keeping himself to the leeward of the seal, walks up to within about a quarter of a mile of It. Beyond this he la-gins to crouch and advances only when the seal's head Is down

Now, as the seal Is one of the most wideawake of animals and has the habit of throwing up its head quickly every few seconds to guard uguinst danger. It follows that the Eskimo has to be extremely alert if he would get his seal When the seal's head Is down upou the ice its eyes are shut, and it Is said that In these brief inter­vals It takes Its sleep

The hunter bv carefully watching the seal’s movements is able without much difficulty to get within about 200 yards of If, but at closer quarters he Is obliged to employ other tact tea. He lies down at full length on the ice. Then the real sport begins.

When the seal's head Is down the hunter, who keeps a keen eye on his prey, is able to approach still nearer by dragging himself forward on his elbows. This maneuvering continues for some time until the distance be tween man end beast has been re duced to a few yards.

! When near enough to make a sure shot the Eskimo takes his bow and arrow from his side and sends a swift shaft through the head of hla outwit ted companion Sometimes instead of the bow aud arrow a harpoon Is used with equal effect—Harper’s Weekly.

but not so of the English theater go- m“st,’r fin'd no attention and the ind ing public. They will nor laugh unless d,;Ul u ’»h " “ terrify log effectthe witticism Is finished by a nod of "Oosluui grew white; her hold re- the head or a certain movement of the laved, aud she was about to full Do body.

“It is od this account that certain comedies, great successes In this coun­try. are absolute failures tu (!rent Britain." he continues "Something must lie done when * ‘Inugh line' is spoken on the English singe to give the ntidicuee an Inkling that the witti­cism has been completed. Then you get your laugh

"Not so. ou the contrarv. with Amer­icans I remember of hearing of ah Jnr-hlent involving one of Olga Neth- enwte's first appearances in this conn try Several tliucs during the perform ance the celebrated actress walked to the sides nnd exclaimed to the stage tnnuuger What’s the matter? Arc they going to hiss me off"' Why. they applaud before they hear the end of the tlncs In each instance she was ! told that the audlcm-c was quicker i than the audiences to which rIh- had beet) accustomed to placing. Elie was told the Americans grasped the mean­ing nnd the wit of her lines when she had spoken rnilv half of them The aetress, although she received all kinds of applause during the performance, seemed disheartened" - Washiugtoa Post.

jam not sec that she Is fainting?' 1 cried, throning myself toward Wag­ner lie grew pale lu Ills turn, and the danger was quickly averted, But. ns the poor woman continued lo he dlw.v aud trembling, tin- master con eluded It would be wist- to create ft diversion lb- ran rnpid'y toward Iln- house. and by lio- anl of the shutters, the moldings and protections of the stoues. lie climbed nimbly up the side and. reaching the balcony or the floor above, leaped over It

"lie had obtained the desired effect, but m replacing one ml! t-y nn a tier Trembling with anxictv. Coslnia turn ed to me. saying under her lavath ‘Above nil tilings, do not noihe him do not look surprised or you eau never tell where tic will end ' "

HOUSEHOLD ECONOMY,

TH* English Method of Dealing Out Supplies by the Week.

In the matter of snintl sating* and watchfulness of expenditure the Eng lisli housewife is ahead I'or example, the English housekeeper deals mil to her servants the weeks abovvame of sugar, rice, floor, coffee and all other

----------------- I household (ii-m isions that an- kept triA Wig and a Tragady. j quantity, and requires an account of

It Is just ns well that our enthusiasm H" 1,1 *lf> tendered, the th ug liauog for orieutal curiosities should he tern l,een brought to so fine a point that pered by discretion Enstpru antlqut. ahe knows the exact amount of etn It ties may lie picturesque sud with nil ! arHcie requisite for her lamlly. allowthe charm of mystery, but at the Rnme i H0 1,1111 ** t0 Individual andtime they may have a bistort that, i f 't h a t quantity being miffleb-nt. as she known. Would consign them to fhpjhnmvs by experience, two oum-ea of stove without benefit of clergy. Here I ur Instance, being reguidod a* a is a story bearing upon the point and! ti,ififf|>' l'"1' l*Ul nWith Its obvious moral A young nnd ,la*- ou,‘ fi",|li<l "t sugar three and extremely pretty girl went to n fiiney | " w" ,m'» dress ball in (‘'bliiese costume The ! Hlld five 1111,1 fourth tor a man triumph of her makeup was a real ! faHs w,!i' h fh" housekeeper probably oriental wig. nnd she wore It proudly. k‘unlwl fr"m ,u'r h,M' "Some time after a strange mark ap lnm''hU' moreover the greater xari

i peared on her forehead and HiIh was | treated as a trifling skin affectum lint

it refused to disappear; in fact Ii gn w larger, and then the specialist was consulted. I t was leprosy -Argonaut.

"pe street next All ml arid be

“ ’lh tv: M . 1Moo-, v i- h ;ie ‘Vo ]■■ oin I lope p* n- - iri,k' tb-it it v ? t:' 11 (»■'!• ti'll! |I < r a!;- Union ativH ?

Willi" lias - invitations m Bits,

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replied t" ttV!e in lier

;ur' time noo tir-d I w:h jus’ tliink-

ei;r!i tim- we were tin;? phiep a street

B lint vvid ye say to

mn fbo bint, and the o.it.—London Tit-

A C.-3 .’ion's Mistaka.Canon Airmer was passionately

fond of eliil-di'CT, nnd no th in" pleased lii.’Ti b e tte r than to “ make prion '’ fo r the b'-Eefit of his youth­fu l friends. One eveniri" he set out

A Regular Sherlock Holmes.Under the eaptioo "A Triumph of

Sense" “Jngend" tells this storm “In the lower court of a small town In Paxonv William bad served faithfully and well as attendant to the presiding judge for many years without ever having received any reward aside from bis legal stipend. On the day of ad jonrnmenl for the season, when vis (tors bad retired, the Judge, who wns also about to leave, asked. "William, do .voa smoke?' Seeing a square box under the judgp’s arm. he answered respectfully, 'Yes. your honor.' •! knew It by the smelt of your eoat.' said the judge aa be walked out.”

m. First TIB* of “Vi. ieiysFair”Brighton. England, holds memories

of Thackeray. It was while staying a t the Old Ship rbat he commem-ed a novel which was to tie catted "Eenctt

. Sketches., of English-. -Society,"

Th# Parent*’ Joka.Some parents seem unable to resist

the temptation to make a Joke with the Christian names of their children, ssys the London Chronicle. The Somerset House registers testify to the existence of a Mr Mineral Waters, a Frosty Winter and an Alfred Days Weeks There Is something to be said tn favor of naming children In the order of fhetr arrival—Primus, Seen nd us, ete.- bnt it Is unfortunate for a well known Canadian named Cumber that it should have fallen to his lot to be Quintus, for his name Is always ap penring In the papers as Mr. Q. Cum ber.

to ra il ar a Tro-tso where vnuTi" peo- ; night as he was lying m bed a better pV we.-- p '-rtie .ilsr favorites. On ■ title suddenly w u rre d to him. th e rjnnr l-.f-iti" opened he whis- ! "I Jumped out of lied.',' be told Miss

Perrv afterward, "and ran three timespern! to the servant, “Don’t an- novnee me.” anil, noiselessly rtm- ning t-r'-'nirs, upon all fours and w;I!i <■- lewled ha'r entered the -drawing room, prrowlfnsr in imi­tation of a xri'd beast. Two maiden ladies jumoetl to their feet with a scream, ami, ;;dd= i1-e Glasgow Iler- ?ld, the ceni?.l canon realized that he bad entered the wrong bouse.

round my room, ottering as I went. •Vanity Fair,’ -Vanity Fair,’ 'V natty Fair.' ”

A Beaton Street.It was one of the older conductors

breaking tn a new recruit who bad shown that he was not particularly quick te eatcb an idea. The car came to Webster Street, and the older eon- doctor whispered the name to the re-

4te# -onrtfc—Tbo latter did not understand." and the conductor, lotting patience, said, “Webster- Webster1* dictionary." And the passengers were amazed te bear the new man bawl ott. "Web- •ter’a dictionary."—Boston Post

Protection.“1 understand that you don't apeak

te your neigbttor* "“Not any noire tba* necessary," re

plied Mr. Cruncher. -Vf course tbev are fine neigi.hor*. but we atsn nave a fine coot, and we don't earn to bare

Yearned For “Yes. the great society

■oltrtely ettcaied ”“Tired of everything, eh?"

mrWIrUpJt*clety leader is ab-

Color of Lightning.The color of lightning is almost en­

tirely due fo Hie nature of the sub­stance In its truck Hint Is made In­candescent The bine, red. purple or Silver tints, which are ordinarily much more brllltanrly marker) In tropical countries than they ever are In this latitude, are due to the same circum­stance ns that which produces the color designedly communicated to the light of different kinds of fireworks Each different foreign ingredient that floats lu the air has It* own proper hue. which It can communicate to the lightning. The vapor of Iron tin* one kind of shine snd the vapor of sulphur another.—Harper’s Weekly

Stolen Eloquence.“Tt la better to be spent," sold a

prominent clergy man, "than to be eio quent by unfair means.

“There was once a divine whose good wife said te him:

" .lames, dear, the Rev Dr Tenthlv bn* made over J2uii bv the publication of a volume of sermons Yon preach much berter than Dr Tenrhiv. dear. Why not print a few of vonr sermons r

love, the man whisperer!

ety of the simpler kinds requiredAtl of these stores she sets down In

her housekeeping book as she gives them out. and she does not fail ou the next dispensing day to consiili her dates and if anything tie left tner in the cook’s hands not accounted for to subtract Hint from the amount to lie newly Issued. And in England serv ants expert this So far from being indignant with it they would feel as if there were no guiding hand behind them If left midoue and they given their head In nn overflowing hi ore room, as sonan ts are wiib us.

In fact. Hiere Is no saving which the housewife s'-ross the water eousid'-’-s too small to pne ftee or as beneath her dignity.—Exchange.

PRESSURE CF WATER.

ft* Effect Upon a Corked Bottle Low­ered Into Ocean Depths.

A bottle partly tilled with freshwater and ilghlly corked can be lowered Into oiiaia ib-pilis. and mi being raised to I he suiline It will lie discovered ou opening It Hull Ihe fresh wuler Ini* been lc)'lie e l by sail

This reiiliy t-Mvuordlnnry phenome­non is explained In the loilowlng way: The pressure ot water increases aa ihe tlislaiice from the surface In­creases Tims nl iIn- distance of n foot beii'.alli the surface the pressure of the water a square bu ll will be about half n pound, at a distance of. say, "JIIO feet il will lie t’ia pounds to the square tin li At ocean level the pres­sure of ihe atmosphere Is « little over fourteen pounds. Thus if a bottle con­taining ale e ere lowered tliirtv feet be Ileal tl I lie surface (fie pressure Ilf WH' ter would more than eoimlerbnlanee the pressure of ilie air Ordinarily at tins depth. Iherelore, ihe pressure uf waler should be sufficient lo drive Ihe cork ob hin Ihe Inn He. but the eorlc is lightly wedged In position. To sqm-i It within the bottle it. too, must first be compressed, and also there Is friction to be overcome.

The distance varying, then, accord­ing to these conditions, at some point benenih the surface the weight of wa­ter will force the cork Into ihe hottle, compressing the air before tt. The salt waler of Hie ocean mingles wilh the fi-evh water wiihin Hie Iml lie. As II.e buttle again itppi'om bes he surface the nil' that remain* within is sub-..... ed to less and less pressure tillfinally, now having iiseif a pressure greater than that of the water, it drives Ihe cork back into position.—St. lands llepublle.

. Sir John Ro?* at Gr#»t Length.An aeeompllshed English barrister

was Sir John Karslnke In height lie was six feet four Inches.

a ease In which he was engaged on < ir cult l-icordoally described the opening for the complainant as follows:

"Sir John Kurslake, as soon as the defendant's case was concluded, rose at great length to reply "

Very Simp'e.“I’ve been working txvo or three

evenings making an umbrella stnril." says the man who has taken up ar;s?iid m i l ? eMeavor,--------------------------

"Two or three evenings!” exclaims hoarsely, they were an printed long-the other man. -Why waste all that

Counterfeit Detector*."Few men carry a bigger roll than

the professional detector of counter­feits." said ft receiving teller of one of Hie big banks recepfly Each of (hose counterfeit detectors has a spe­cial license from Hie treasury depart­ment at Vi nst.ingtoii which permits

provincial newspap'-r In reporting ( j[n ff) r |tr |.y 15o wiajl|eg vtcounterfeit money. It Is a felony to hale counterfeit money in your pos­session without proper authority. For era h bogus bill Ihe counterfeit de­tector carries a genuine uote of the *unie kind unci denoruutsutou for the •purposes of ~r ,,,.,fiwrteoii. The total ruble of this good money that Is car­ried side by side with the bad is tie- tween $ hunt) aud S.VUHft), Th# bill# run from a dollar ep to $t.fif*» in de- d»"toftrio*t tot) - —New- Ywfc-Sihrtr.— -...~ '

ago.'

A Natiohal Mistake.“I wonder why the English people

have taken the rose aa their national flower?

"TVkry not?"“Judging by the way fhefr peerage

hunt

time? Why don't you lean if In a -or- ner or stick it In the ground?”—Judge.

“Positive!y. The last time I saw think • more appropriate floral emblem her ate was faintly wandering In a would te marygold."—Baltimore Amer- tewlldered way Whether Aw’d tetter lean, take up m attes or get a Jteorce.”-

The Troobi*.“What's the trouble?" Inqtrfred the more or less in our

jod-re."This lady lawyer wants te make a

motion.” explained rhe clerk, "hot her American fortunes, I sbosid gown is too tight,"—Washington Her­

ald.

A Letaan Far Georg*.Betty—George Intend* to have his

TH* Soisr Plextt*.The Sertpfnral expression “bowels of

compassion" is Justified by the discov­eries of modern science. Whenever nnjthh.g affw-rs our nerves we feel it

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