Track 1: "Prologue"

Track 1: "Prologue"

Narrator: This is Hetalia Fantasia, a place where people from around the world can adventure in a beautiful world and experiencefairy tale-like adventures. It's still just a run of the mill MMO game, though. Today's story involves our usual cast ofcharacters gathered in this game.

America: Hetalia Fantasia is currently running a double exp event! Also, any monsters you destroy have a 25% chance ofdropping a colored hamburger! Collect all 7 rainbow burgers before the event ends!

Japan: Successfully collecting all 7 rainbow burgers will allow you to trade them for a bunny ears headband!

Germany: Seriously, who are you trying to appeal to here with this event!?

Everyone: Hetalia Fantasia 2!

Narrator: Now then, we begin our story in the very first town. Everyone seems to still be here. I wonder what they're doing?

Track 2 : "Chapter One - The Summoner Caught in a Trap and The Ultimate Gunner"

England: All right, 9 a.m on the dot! I'm first here again, I see. Can't say I'm surprised, though. Although, I don'tthink he realizes that this is the 23rd time I've arrived first for these sort of things.

*England's Summon makes noises*

England: Is that for me? You're so adorable, you know?

*Summon makes happy noises*

Narrator: Chapter One - The Summoner Caught in a Trap and The Ultimate Gunner!

England: I'm only playing this game so much because I really do enjoy training and raising you!

*Summon noises*

England: I'm really proud seeing you this strong and big!

*Summon noises*

England: That's why...

*Summon ?*

England: You're not going to leave me, right!? You're not going to declare independence and do a Boston Tea Partyon me, right?! Right!? RIGHT!? RIGHT!?

*Summon is creeped out*

England: You would never do that to me, right?!

System: England is holding his Hetaeon tightly.

*Summon is choking*

England: Everything's all right, right? You'll always be by my side, right?!

System: England is holding his Hetaeon vehemently.

*Summon is dying*

America: Hey, England!

*England lets go and summon is almost dead*

America: Sorry I'm late! I'm late because I was adjusting the game system to increase my character's stats!

England: Cheater!

America: It's all right! I made sure to make my stats at mountain destroyer levels!

England: You're actually going to blow up the mountain in front of us, you bugger!?

*summon noise*

England: Still, the other three are pretty late. I'd expect this from France, but I'm surprised Russia and Chinaaren't here yet. If it's 9 here though, China's probably sleeping now.

America: There's no way they'd come if I didn't invite them to this place in the first place.

England: Huh?

America: Yup! I didn't invite them.

England: I don't want to hear what comes next. You're probably thinking of something bad, aren't you?

America: That's a big of course! Why do you think I only invited you?

England: You came here so that I can cast tie you up and force you to watch"Do*beep -e Explorer" for 24 hours straight, right?

America: Ack, anything but that!

England: Good! America's Weakness #238: "Do*beep* -e Explorer".

America: Geez, you really are horrible, you know that?

America: *gets a mic* Testing 1, 2! *clears throat* I have a very important annoucement to make now, so listencarefully!

Engleon: Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!

America: Ladies and gentleman!

England: Argh!

America: Yay, can you hear me, England?

England: You're breaking my eardrums, idiot!

America: I, America, challenge you, England! Let's duel, England! If you win, I'll make your stats just as high as mine!

England: Ahh... ummm... Why?

America: Because I want to.

England: I-I see...

*summon noise*

England: Wait, who the hell would accept a challenge like that!? Didn't you say that you increased your stats tomountain destroyer levels!? If I accept, I'll die in one hit!

America: If you put your mind to it, you can do anything!

England: THAT'S NOT THE PROBLEM, YOU WANKER! I can't even kill a sl*beep* or a pix*beep* now!

America: Go for it!

England: Don't, "Go for it!" me! Rubbish to this! I'm not gonna participate in a contest with these ridiculous odds!I'm logging out!

*error*

America: Ha ha ha! Sorry to disappoint you, but you can't log out now! If you log out now, all of "those" files and"those" pictures on your computer will automatically be uploaded and posted on my homepage!

England: That's illegal! Wait, did you see anything!?

America: Ha ha ha! I never knew such embarrassing files existed!

England: Damn you...!

America: WHEEEE! Now I can duel you! May the best man win!

England: I am going to your house tomorrow morning and kicking your ass!

*walks*

England: Ok, so I know what I get if I win, but what happens if I lose?

America: That's a good question... I'll think about it while we're dueling!

England: Screw tomorrow! How about I get on a jet and kick your ass now?!

*summon noise*

America: Okay, let's go!

England: Damn it! BLOODY IDIOTTTT!

Track 3: "The Town of Departure and the Lost Level 1"Japan: I believe I saw a message from England now.

Germany: Speaking of, I've heard that England is also playing this game. But we need to focus on finding Italy now!Where in the world could he be!?

Japan: Italy has not appeared in the chat nor sent either of us an e-mail.

Germany: There's a chance that he hasn't realized that he can use those features.

Japan: I believe that is a very valid possibility.

Germany: *sighs* ITALLLLYYYYYYYY!

*bell rings*

Narrator: Chapter 2 - "The Town of Departure and the Lost Level 1"

Italy Huh? Huh?? First, I get separated from Germany and Japan, and then I get politely rejected by those girls.*cries* Germany, Germany! Japan, Japan!

Italy: I'm hungry but my fridge is empty. What should I do? I don'treally know how to play either. Oh well, I guess I'll just sleep for today! Sleepy time~!

Narrator: Oh, what's this? It seems that the Lvl. 1 Italy is still lost after being lead astray by a few girls.

Puffin: Hey! I smell them thataway!

Iceland: Go that way? No. Don't order me around.

*Puffin and Iceland argue*

Italy: Oh, isn't he one of the Nordics? There were five of them, I think. Sweden, Denmark, Norway, Finland, and...Umm... Hmmm...

Puffin: OHHH, YOU'RE IN FOR IT NOW, PUNK!

Italy: Oh, Iceland!

Narrator: After wandering around lost for a while, Italy meets up with the just as lost Iceland and his puffin,Mr. Puffin!

Italy: Ciao, Iceland! I am so glad to see you, Iceland! Hey hey, I'm lost just like you! If you want, we cangroup toge-

Iceland: I am not lost.

Italy: Woah, really? You looked like you were lost!

Iceland: I'm not. I'm just looking for a "The Maginificent and Enjoyable Tour through the Nordic Countries(Iceland included)" pamphlet. Don't get in my way.

Puffin: *laughs* Why're you actin' all cool, ya lost pu-

*gets hit*

Puffin: CAW!

Iceland: Good-bye. Good luck finding your friends. Bye.

Italy: Ve.

Iceland: Hurry up, Puffin.

Puffin: Hmph! Ahh, whatever! I'll go along wit' ya!

Italy: Ahh, wait!

*runs over to Iceland*

Italy: Could you be...

Iceland: What is it? I'm in a hurry.

Italy: I know! You definitely have that look on you! Just wait here for a bit, okay?

Iceland: Huh?

*Italy runs off*

Iceland: What's with him?

Puffin: I dunno. Hey, ya think Denmark would act like that guy if ya got rid of his rudeness?

Iceland: No. You'd also need to get rid of a whole lot of other things like his ambition and licorice.You'd also need to add something to.

*Italy comes back*

Italy: Tadah!

Iceland: What's with that shining piece of square food?

Italy: You're hungry, right? I just pressed the A button on a street stall and I could buy food! Isn't that a big discovery!?

Iceland: S-stupid. I know that much.

Italy: It's not stupid~. Here, for you!

System: Italy is offering to give Iceland "Sparkling Pescuettele". This item is very popular with females.

Iceland: I'm not really hungry. I even have some licorice to eat in front of my computer.

Italy: Vee. I-I see...

Iceland: But, I'll accept. If you're offering to give it to me, then I'll accept it.

System: Iceland has received "Sparkling Pescuettele"!

Italy: All right!

Iceland: What's with the "all right!"?

Puffin: Hey, bro! This guy's got a bit of a prob expressing his feelin's so just take that as a thank you!

Iceland: I have no such problem.

*Italy laughs*

Iceland: You're lost, right Italy? I know where the Information & Guide Center is sowould you like me to take you there?

Italy: Really? Yay! Grazie, Iceland!

Puffin: The Information & Guide Center!? Didn't you just say, "We can find the place without going to that place with allthe photos." a few minutes ago, ya punk!?

Iceland: Shut up.

Italy: V-vee~. I felt so helpless alone, but with the three of us, I feel so much more confident!

Iceland: You're including Puffin?

Puffin: Hehehe~! You're a real boss, bro!

Narrator: And thus, the two lost players, plus the puffin, embarked on a journey to find "The Information & Guide Centerfor Lost Beginners".

rack 4: "An Unusual Trio and The Skillful Tradesman"Narrator: Chapter 3 - "An Unusual Trio and The Skillful Tradesman"

*Horror sound*

Narrator: We begin this chapter in front of a very scary dungeon. However, the many adventurers exploring this dungeonalso it gives it a bustling atmosphere!

*pause*

Narrator: Oh? It seems France has logged in.

France: Hehehe, woohoo! I'm finally first! That means I don't get to hear that annoying England say, "Hmph, why the hellare you so late!? I came here 45 minutes ago!" Hurrah! Since I'm first, I'll say something really cool and magnifiquewhen they arrive!

*France laughs*

France: *sparkles* If you kept a parisienne (female native or resident of Paris) waiting this long, she would'vereturned long ago.

France: Hmm... That lacks elegance.

Russia: Hi ya!

France: Wait, I got the perfect line!

France: *sparkles* You didn't need to worry about me for The Seine's calming, flowing waters kept me companyuntil all of you made your arrival. Huh, what!?

Russia: Hi there! You're late.

France: Huh, what? You were here, Russia!?

Russia: I've been waiting, you know. I waited a long time, but no one came so I thought I got left out of the group.America and England arrive on time most of the time, right? When I wondered what I was going to do then, I decided togo somewhere and I peacefully received some items from my new friends.

France: You probably used that pole in your hand, right? Did you?

Russia: I just held it. I didn't actually use it. America's just awful for calling us here and ends up being late.He's 130 minutes late, just like you are, France!

France: Ah, uh, I was busy with a strike. Still, it's really rare to see punctual England and America late like this.

Russia: Hehe~. If the two of them arrive anytime soon, I'll let you knock England on the head.

France: Oh, that sounds... like a pretty good offer.

Russia: Right?

China: Hey, you two! You should've greeted me when you came!

France: China. You were here too, huh?

Russia: Oh, you came, China! I'm sorry. I guess you came while I was receiving my items from my new friends.

China: Ah, please wait a moment! I'm busy with some customers now!

*ka-ching*

China: These are some fresh medicinal herbs that I just received not too long ago, honorable customer! Normally, these wouldcost 19 heta at other stores, but I charge only 15 heta for them!

Player 1: Yeah, that's pretty cheap so I'll take 20 of them.

China: Thank you very much!

Player 2: How do you keep your prices so low, anyways?

China: My apprentices in province 23, sector 5, area 4, and special administrative region 2 helps me withall my work.*

*Rough translation.

Players: Uh...huh...

China: Please stop by again!

France: He even does business when he's waiting. I'd expect... well, this is actually pretty natural for him.

China: You should always sell things to other adventurers when you're waiting! I can't believe the two of you are standing around infront of a dungeon, a hot spot for business! Chinese people do not waste a second of time.

Russia: But don't you lay out in your garden and nap in the sun, and do some weird dance in the morning and suck out theMP of other people, China?

China: It is not a weird dance, it's tai chi chuan and it does not suck MP! I am at a ripe age now, so I have to take careof my body.

Russia: Then you should start by sitting up straight instead of stooping in front of your computer.

China: Ack! My back is just fine. I am living a healthy lifestyle.

France: You've acquired a substantial amount of money in this game, right China? I just have to ask, how much do you actually havesaved up?

China: Hehehe. You've finally asked THE question! That's right! In fact, I'm the second richest player in the game! I have enough money toproduce an unimaginable amount of the most used items in the game! I even have warehouses filled with rare items!

France: Seriously!? R-really!?

China: Yup! In fact, I have 10 warehouses filled with them! The warehouses might even be big enough to build a town inside!

France: Woah. That's enough money to make me envious.

China: Playing online games is one of my specialties, after all! I'd probably be ranked CEO of an online game if they hada leaderboard! With my incredible focus and my network, there's nothing I can't tackle online!

Russia: You're also a really good team player! I really want to be better friends with you~!

China: I think if I did that, you'd just show up in my home of your own accord. Well, all that aside, I'm makingplenty of profits in real life and in game! With this much Heta, I can buy so much Hel*beep* ty stuff! I'll buy so much snacks,and then when a holiday comes up, I'll sleep all day and munch on those snacks while watching some TV! Also, I'll mail orderthat one fascinating product I saw in one of America's promotion things! Ohh, I just can't wait to be surrounded by them! I'll create a room filled withall of my favorite things and I'm going to smile so much~!

France: Hold on a minute! Even if you do make all that profit, won't all the money go straight back to the developers!?

Russia: Finding faults with a person's happiness only leads to a fallen snowman, France!

China: Now then, let us go to more dungeons, and grind and get more items! I will become richer!

France: I wonder if this is really one way to enjoy playing a game? I'm an old man so maybe I just don't understandwhat's fun with the kids these days.

Russia: oh, that's right! Hey, China! Would you mind doing me a favor?

China: Hmm?

Russia: Do you think you can forge a weapon that matches me out of these items? Can you?

China: Aiya... I haven't seen these items before. But worry not! Guangdong and Liaoning can make anythingout of any item! They do it all the time!

France: Woah, that's a pretty nice item you have there! Where'd you get that from? Did you get this item while you werewaiting for us?

Russia: Yup! I was just thinking that paying America to play this game was stupid, and then I just clicked around and found it!

China: Wooaahh, even I haven't seen this! Where can you get this item?

Russia: Hmm? It's nearby. Would you like me to show you it?

France: Yeah, let's go! Knowing America and England, they're probably arguing which one of them makes better movies.

Russia: Wahh~, the three of us going on an adventure, huh? I'm getting excited!

China: Itemmmmsssss~!

*pause then dungeon music plays*

China: What's with this place? I don't see any other players around. It's really not unusual to see at least one or twoplayers hanging around a dungeon.

Russia: Hehe! Maybe I'm the first one to reach this dungeon?

France: Looks like it... Seeing a dungeon this empty without players, this place either has to be a premium pay dungeon, orthis dungeon isn't suppose to be playable yet.

Russia: Now, now France. There's no way I'd hack to gain access to this dungeon! It's just a regular dungeon just likeall the others.

France: Then that's good, but that sort of thing happening is probable in England's home... Still, you'vegot some sharp eyes to discover this place!

Russia: Hehe~! I did "tinker" with my computer a bit though!

France: YOU DEFINITELY DID SOMETHING BAD, DIDN'T YOU!?

Russia: Everyone does some "tinkering" sometimes. Right, China?

China: Uhhh, tinkering is kind of scary to do.

*walks*

China: But if this dungeon is filled with items no one has, I'll be able to sell exclusive stuff to everyone! I'm burning up!Just wait, I'm gonna conquer this rickety castle!

France: Is everything going to be all right even if I have low defense? If things go wrong, I'm going on strike, you know?

Russia: Everything is under control! You don't need to worry that much!

*opens door*

Monster 1: NGOH, it's Mr. Russia!

Monster 2: A very, very good day to you, Russia, sir! We won't do anything to you so please don't do anything back!

Monster 3: We're really sorry! Please don't make us dig, please! We're SORRY, SORRY, SORRY, SORRY!

Russia: Yaay, everyone is buddy buddy!

France: He actually struck fear into a program! Good God, Russia...

China: All right! Now we can heal and stock up on herbs anytime now! Good find, Russia!

*Russia laughs*

France: Honestly... I'll be waiting right here so hurry and get your it-... Huh?

*sparkle stuff and France is in awe*

*music plays*

France: Woooooow! The interior design in this place is pretty ravishing!

Russia: I agree. They really stressed the graphics in here, it's big, and there's so much rooms to look in soit's really fun to explore!

France: Ahhh! Did they use the Chteau de Versailles as a reference to design this place!? They did, right!?This wallpaper and interior design reminds me so much of it!

Russia: That might be the case! I love the Palace of Versailles too. It always comes out so jumbled thoughwhen I try to make one~.

France: Man, this place is awesome! America must've finally realized just how magnificent I really am! He's sucha great guy! This has touched the heart of your big brother!

Russia: Hehehe~, I'm glad to see that China and France love this place. Hey, new friends, would you mind making sometea for us?

Monsters: Y-yes, sir!

*Monsters run off*

France: America... You've always pretended you didn't like my style. The truth is that you've always liked me, my art,and my sense of style! I know, I know. Your big brother knows how you feel. America, I apologize for tricking you into thinking that asnack diet was a great way to lose weight! You've finally realized just how wonderful I am~!

China: HERE TOO! IN HERE TOO! Items, items! Heta, Heta, Heta, Heta! So much Heta to make! With this, I'm definitelythe richest player in the game!

*pause then ghostly sounds*

France: All right! Today, I shall examine, grade, and check the aestheic and sensiblity of every nook and cranny in this wonderfulplace~!

China: Well then, I'll check every nook and cranny in this place until I find all the items in this dungeon! Ei, ei, OHHHHH, ARU!

Russia: Hehehe~! When I see them work like this, it feels like a really functional and friendly party! I'm part of it too.Right?

Monster: I can see it! I CAN REALLY SEE IT, SIRRRRRR!

Narrator: It looks like these three are having fun playing in there.

Track 5: "This this is Knot our Lost."*Title is intentionally spelled this way.*

Denmark: All right! The two of us can do this somehow! Let's kick that boss's tail straight into next week!

Norway: Like that's happening. We don't even have a healer in our party.

Denmark: Let's get a move on, brother! The path to the unknown is waitin' just for us!

Norway: *sigh* And the fool isn't even bothered at all.

Denmark: Our battle's just gettin' started!

Narrator: Chapter 4 - "This this is Knot our Lost."

Japan: Italyyy! Are you able to see this messageee?

Germany: It's no good. Everywhere we go, there's no reply to it.

Japan: Hmm... We have been searching for so long, and we still have not found him... If we were able to receive even justa bit of information about someone acting like Italy, we would not have searched through all those ruins, the hidden dungeon,and going from bridge to bridge.

Germany: And while we were searching for him, we defeated the so called secret boss too.

Japan: We have also collected almost every weapon obtainable in the game.

Germany: We managed to both raise our levels to 89 too.

Japan: To finish it, we unknowingly collected and completed the Gemstone set.

Germany: Yeah... Is this an example of "that" in your home, Japan?

Japan: Yes... it is.

Germany: I see...Honestly, that Italy. If he was scared, he should've contacted me by phone. Hold on a minute, I'll callhim my-

Japan: Ahh, Mr. Germany. Even if you were to contact him by phone, do you think the signal would actually reach him in this area?And our biggest problem is would Italy himself know how to use this feature?

Germany: Curses...

Japan: Tomorrow, I shall go to his home and introduce him to the basics of this game.

Germany: It'd be a big help if you did that.

Japan: Now then, let us take our time in our search and eliminate any monsters that stand in our way.

Germany: Sounds good.

*Spell casting sound effects*

Japan: "Buddha's Wrath"! All monsters within this range area shall be annihilated!

*Destruction sounds. Never piss off Japan in this game.*

Japan: Phew! *pats dust off clothes* Our investigation should proceed smoothly now.

Germany: I've always thought you were the designated healer in the group, but you surprisingly make a great attack mage too.

???: GAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!

*Germany and Japan gasp and run towards scream*

Japan: A-are you all right?

???: AHHHHHHHH!

Germany: Hey, what's wrong!?

???: GUWAAAAH!

Japan: Ah!

Germany: Huh? Denmark!?

Denmark: GRAAARG- Oh hey, if it ain't Germany and Japan! Whoa, what's up! You two are playing this game too, huh? How's yourside of the bridge going, Germany?

Japan: Goodness, what a sudden recovery!

Germany: You were playing this too, Denmark? The bridge's construction is going smoothly. *sighs* It feels sort of odd toplay an online game and you encounter all these acquaintances. In any case, are you hurt in any way?

Denmark: Huh? Oh yeah, I'm as fit as a fiddle, like always! Oh yeah, you should hear this! I was fighting this huuuge enemyjust now, and then when I hit it, there was a "BANG!" and a "BOOM!" and then I was like, "WTF HAPPENED!?" Maaan, I evensurprise myself on how strong I am in this game!

Japan: Haha... Ummm, I am truly sorry.

Denmark: Why're you apologizin'?

Japan: I am really sorry.

Germany: I'm really sorry too.

Denmark: Huh? Huh?

Norway: Brother...

Denmark: Huh?

Norway: I'm painfully shy around strangers so I want to go...

Denmark: Really? In other words, you just wanna have a two man party with m-

*Norway chokes Denmark*

Denmark: Gack... Don't pull my neckt- *makes choking noises*

Norway: Equip all of your cursed items right now.

*Denmark chokes*

Germany: Huh... What kind of a scenario is this?

Japan: Norway... I see that you are also playing this game too!

Norway: Mm. I see you're playing this too, Japan.

Japan: I am one of the producers and developers of this game.

Norway: Perfect timing. You got a command that'll let me put a leash on my brother?

Japan: I humbly apologize. I shall see what I can do.

Norway: ...Tch.

Denmark: Uncle... Uncle...!

*Norway lets go*

Denmark: *wheezes* Hahaha, Maan, you really are painfully shy.

Norway: No one's shy here.

Germany: Have you regained composure? If you have, I have a question to ask. Have you seen Italy?

Denmark: Oh hey, we're in the same boat! I've got ask the same question to! You seen Sve- er, Sweden, Finland, or Icelandaround?

Germany: He replied to my question... with another question!?

Japan: He is... so brave!

Norway: No, no. He's just a mindless imbecile.

Denmark: Huh?

Japan: Unfortunately, I have not seen the three people you are searching for.

Germany: Yeah, that's right. I haven't seen those three either.

Denmark: Really? What a darn shame! Ah man.

Norway: Oh rats.

Denmark: I haven't seen Italy around either.

Germany: I see. Thank you.

Denmark: Hehe!

Japan: If I may ask, were you two gentlemen in the middle of completing a quest?

Denmark: H-huh? O-oh yeah! We were just gonna kick some boss tail!

Norway: We're lost!

Denmark: W-we are not lost! It's not like we're really lost or anything, ya know!

Norway: I go and follow this guy's lead and we both end up lost.

Denmark: W-w-w-w-WE ARE NOT LOST! No matter which way I look at it, we're the ones looking for the others here!

Japan: T-they certainly seem to be a merry duo, Mr. Germany.

Germany: If the five of them get together, this would be even more dreadful

Japan: It would seem like it.

Norway: We're losssttt~, and it's your fault, stupid brotherrrrr~.

Denmark: I-I'm telling you we're not lost!

Japan: Now! Now!

Denmark: Sverige (Sweden), Fin, and Ice are obviously the ones who are lost!

Norway: No way.

Denmark: Gununu!

Germany: Calm DOWN!

Denmark: Well then, if you're searchin' for someone now too, why don't we search together? It'd be easier to look with4 pairs of eyes instead of two!

Japan: Huh? But...

Norway: You don't want to search with me?

Japan: That is not what I mean.

Norway: Ahh! You don't wanna search with my brother?

Japan: That is not what I mean either.

Norway: You don't want to search period!?

Japan: That's not it!

Germany: Japan... I think it's better if you consult America about revising the manual to this game.

Japan: Oh, about that... He said quite vehemently, "A game isn't fun if you just follow the manual! A real gameshould be played with no limits or bounds! Dying in various ways to complete a game is fun too, you know!?"

Germany: That sounds like something he would say. I think I heard a few disturbing words in that last sentence, but I'llpretend I didn't hear it.

Denmark: All right, let's go! Let's go look for 'em!

Norway: You're annoyin', brother.

Narrator: My, my! I wonder if this group will work out.

Narrator: Now then, let's change scenes to the outside of the Town of Departure. It seems America and England are preparing for their showdownat the moment.

America: The rules are simple! Whoever reaches the exit to this cave first is the winner of this showdown! The rules maybe simple, but the monsters in this cave are super strong, and there's even a boss!

England: Damn it! I don't even have that much defense or hp in the first place and he's asking me to do this!?I'm seriously giving you a knuckle sandwich tomorrow!

America: Hehe~! I'll give you a few handicaps! I won't use a single spell or heal myself once!I've even given you a whole bunch of healing items to you!

England: Even with that handicap, I won't have time to heal if I get surrounded. Not only that, the casting time forthese spells are so long that I'll be surrounded easily.

America: Want one more handicap~?

England: Rubbish to that. I don't want any more sympathy from a cheater with those stats. Only magic... magic isslow, you know?

America: Now then, we'll be starting any time!

England: Ah! Hey, it's okay if I use magic, right?

America: Of course! Do your best in besting this showdown with your magic and Hetaeons!

England: And whoever reaches the exit first is the victor, correct?

America: Yup! This is a trial of agility!

England: All right, thank you for the clarification.

*England presses buttons*

England: Grant me your wings and come forth, oh Volitant Hetaeon!

America: Huh.

*Summon appears and England gets on it*

England: Ahahahahahaha! I'll be going to the exit now! Cheerio, America!

*summon makes noise*

America: Wh... Wh...

England: You've always been weak in the head, you know?

America: AHH, I've been tricked!

England: Since it's not against the rules, I'll be waiting for you at the exit. So you better chop chop!

America: AHH! Wait a minute! I haven't done anything yet! This is a really lame way to looooooossssseee!

*dead silence*

America: Uhh... I made this entire map from scratch just for this challenge... I've been planning this for THREE months...I stayed up so late at night and I even cut my breaks short... I only ate 2 hamburgers a day and I didn't even drink anyshakes during that time! I even trained myself in Advance Clicking! I was looking forward to this day so much, I couldn'tsleep a wink last night and I ended up watching one of those meaningless infomercial showsssss!

America: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

*pause*

Denmark: You hear a bird just now?

Norway: That's a bird, all right.

Germany: How'd you hear a bird from that? That sounds like... America.

Japan: I-I believe you are correct. It seems that we are hearing quite a few screams today.

Germany: That yell doesn't seem to be one of his normal ones. Let's go check on him.

Japan: Yes, that would be best.

Denmark: Gotta say though, bud, that weapon of yours is pretty rad!

Norway: It looks just like how my brother's small toe would look like if it was broken.

*pause*

America: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! *cries*

Japan: What is wrong, Mr. America? Your face seems like you are grieving for someone.

America: J-Japan... Japan... I... I... AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Japan: Are you all right?

Germany: What's wrong? What happend to you, America?

America: ENGLAND, YOU IDIOT!

Germany: I think I can imagine what happened now.

Japan: Indeed.

America: AHHHHH, why did this happen!? This is wrong! This is just plain wrong!

Japan: Now! Now! Look, here's some candy that old ladies always carry with them but you don't know where they buy them from.

America: Ahh, seriously, where do they buy this stuff?

Japan: Have you calmed down now, Mr. America?

America: Ahh... Yeah, a little.

Germany: What kind of comfort method was that?

Japan: Tis a technique native only to Japan!

*pause*

America: Uh... Hey, can I ask you guys for a small favor? Would you guys look at the skill I made for today but couldn'tshow off?

Track 6: "The Cute Monsters Outside the Forest and The Lost Duo"Narrator: Chapter 5 - "The Cute Monsters Outside the Forest and The Lost Duo"

*sounds*

Narrator: When we last left our lost duo they were headed to... Oh dear me! They seem to have ventured out ofthe Town of Departure!

Puffin: Hey, hey! Wasn't the info center somewhere around thataway!?

Iceland: It's... this way... probably.

Italy: Oh?

*monster jumps*

Italy: Woow! Look, look, Iceland! Look at all of the cute critters!

*Iceland gasps as monsters jump*

Iceland: Well, they do seem cute enough.

Italy: Right? Isn't fantasy great? I'd be great if I could be surrounded by these cute little critters, some cute girls,some pasta, more cute girls, and some pizza~!

Iceland: What is this? *moe spark*

Puffin: H-hey! I'm 110 times more cuter than those mugs, ya ungrateful punk!

Italy: I wonder if it's okay to click on it.

Iceland: It's okay... probably.

*click*

*Monster gets angry*

Iceland: Huh?

*Monster approaches*

Iceland: H-huh!?

Italy: Waaahhh! This was a monster!? That's so awful!

*Iceland falls*

Iceland: My leg... he grabbed my leg.

Puffin: Hey! I'm talkin' to you, rotten bastard! Let go of him, f%#&*^!

Italy: Waaaahhh! Let go of Iceland's leg!

*Monster gets angry*

Italy: Nothing's working! Do you know how to destroy this monster?

Iceland: D... D... Denmark always defeated any monster that appeared. O-oww.

Italy: Umm... Umm...Just wait. There has to be a button in this jumbled up mess that we can use! You look too, Iceland!Ice-

*ding*

System: Iceland seems to have lost consciousness, both online and offline.

Italy: ICELANNNNNDDDD!

*pause then pointer sound effect*

Italy: There it is! There's the attack button!

Italy: Eat this! Italy Punch! Italy Kick! Boot-to-the-head Kick!

System: Adorapheign* takes 1 point of damage.

System: Adorapheign takes 1 point of damage.

System: Adorapheign takes 1 point of damage.

*Just a little monster name fun. Combination of Adorable and Feign. I used Phe because the first few letters of Phe in Pheromone have thef sound. I know it's not the same sound but eh.

*scene change*

Player 1: Thanks to that bargain from before, we managed to get plenty of herbs cheap!

Player 2: Yup! It's really a pain to go into the Beginner's Town at our level... Hmm? Ohh!That monster's got someone.

Iceland: Ah... Ah!

Italy: Just wait, Iceland! I'm alone, but I think I've gotten a little bit stronger!

*monster roars*

Italy: Wah, wah! He's too scary!

Iceland: Hey, let go of me! Let go of me, stupid!

*monster bonks Italy*

Italy: THAT HURT! GERMANY!

Players 1 & 2: Peaceful day, as always.

*monster roars*

*Italy screams like Romano*

Iceland: Help u-

*Monster gets blown away*

Italy: W-what!?

Iceland: That mountain just blew up.

Puffin: Damn, this is one bad mothershocker! I don't wanna fly away! Better hold on tight, punk!

Iceland: Don't... order me around. Ah!

*pause then after effects of mountain blow up technique*

*America weeps*

Germany: Did he just... blow up a mountain!?

Denmark: Woohoo! Awesomeeee! Encoreeeee!

Norway: Nice going with the cheats there.

America: What did you think of that?

Japan: It is very... big.

America: This was suppose to be a world destroying skill but I didn't want to crash the servers!

Japan: Do you feel better now, Mr. America?

America: A little.

Italy: Is it over? Vee... That was scary.

Iceland: Wait, that annoying and huge message box that appeared after the mountain blew up...

Puffin: Only one guy'd do that.

Italy: Ve?

Iceland: DAAAANNNNNN!

Denway: Huh?

Iceland: Nore! Nore!

Italy: Huh, they're here!?

Iceland: Hurry up, Nore! My character's leg is hurt, and my back and finger in real life hurts too!

Puffin: HEEEEEEYYYYY! HEEEEEEYYYYY! WE'RE HEEEEERRREEEE!

Italy: Vee... Oh!

*pause then music*

America: Thank you for looking at my skill, everyone. I'm gonna clear this dungeon by myself. Oh, this dungeon will beplayable to everyone in one week, so please try it out when you have the chance.

Japan: Mr. America...

America: Well then, Japan, I'm heading off. Also, if you can, it would be a big help if you could debug it.

Japan: oh, yes. I shall try.

America: Mm. Thank you. Well, see you...

*America walks off*

Japan: He has left.

Germany: We've seen a rare side of America.

Denmark: Ohhh, Ice! Ice! We finally found ya, Ice! We're here, Ice!

Norway: Thank goodness.

Iceland: Dan! Nore!

Puffin: HEEEEYYYY! WE'REEEEEE RIGHT HEEEERRREEEE!

*pause*

Iceland: *sighs* Where did you guys go? I thought you guys ditched me.

Denmark: Your older brothers were real worried about ya, Ice! I'm happy to see ya safe!

Norway: Are you hurt? I'll use a healing item on you now.

Iceland: U-uhhh... Don't treat me like a child.

Norway: Still a child.

Iceland: I am not!

Denmark: Ice is our little bro, y-*smack*

Norway: Hurry up and find Sverige and Finland, brother.

*Iceland laughs*

Italy: Germany, Germany! Japan, Japan!

Japan: Italy!

Italy: I'm so happy to see the two of you again!

Germany: Thank goodness. You worried us, Italy. Your HP seems to have taken quite a hit.

Italy: A monster appeared not too long ago. Hehe! Hooray! I almost thought we wouldn't meet again in-game!

Japan: If that were to happen, I would have flown to your home and guide you through the game.

Italy: *laughs* It really must be some amazing luck that you didn't go that far! Germany, Germany! Ahh!

Germany: Hmm? What's the matter?

Italy: Wow, your levels are so high! That's amazing!

Japan: Ah, well, this is... not unusual for me.

Germany: Before I realized it, my level skyrocketed.

Italy: Uhhbue...

Germany: Well, from now on I'll teach you the basics one at a time, and I'll support you in battle so don't let it bother you.

Japan: Indeed. I shall do all I can to aid you. Now the three of us can finally adventure together!

Italy: Mm! Thank you! I'm never gonna separate from the two of you again!

Narrator: And the trio was finally reunited. But Italy's adventure has just begun. Will he be able to do this?

*The End*

Narrator: Oh yeah, I wonder what happened to America after he entered that dungeon.

America: Ugh... I reached the exit but I'm not happy. The story I made for this dungeon, the graphics I made for this dungeon,the music, and the mysteries of this dungeon were all so awesome, but I'm still not happy! Oh?

England: You're too slow, idiot!

America: Huh!?

*Cliffhanger*