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MUSIC THEATRE INTERNATIONAL ~ heatrics· the Musical Adventures r-- ..... __:J of-- Actor’s Script Actor’s Script Book by Timothy Allen McDonald Music and Lyrics by Timothy Allen McDonald, David Weinstein, Jonathan K. Waller, and Stephen Gabriel Based on the book Flat Stanley by Jeff Brown Illustrated by Scott Nash

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    Book by Timothy Allen McDonald

    Music and Lyrics by Timothy Allen McDonald, David Weinstein, Jonathan K. Waller, and Stephen Gabriel

    Based on the book Flat Stanley by Jeff Brown Illustrated by Scott Nash

  • Musical the

    table of

    contents The Musical Adventures of Flat Stanley Online Edition Plot Synopsis............... i

    The Musical Adventures of Flat Stanley Online Edition Characters.................. ii

    The Show.................................................................................................... 1

    Meet The Lambchops ................................................................................... 1

    I Wish I Were (Part 1) .................................................................................. 6

    I Wish I Were (Part 2) .................................................................................. 9

    Stanley’s Wish .......................................................................................... 15

    In A Tree ................................................................................................... 20

    Travelin’ Through The Mail.......................................................................... 23

    Mom And Dad’s Letter ............................................................................... 34

    Epilogue .................................................................................................... 36

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    The Musical Adventures of Flat Stanley JR. Music © 2010 Gabriel, McDonald, Waller, Weinstein The Musical Adventures of Flat Stanley JR. Lyrics © 2010 McDonald, Waller, Weinstein

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    The Musical Adventures of Flat Stanley Online Edition

    plot synopsis MRS. CARTERO, the mail delivery person,

    holds up a portrait of the LAMBCHOP family (Meet The Lambchops). With the help of the ENSEMBLE, Mrs. Cartero introduces MR. LAMBCHOP, MRS. LAMBCHOP, little brother ARTHUR, and STANLEY.

    Stanley, Arthur, and friends are having a sleepover when Mr. and Mrs. Lambchop declare it’s bedtime. Stanley’s friends CALEB and JACKSON are too excited to sleep. When Mr. and Mrs. Lambchop leave, COUSIN SOPHIE asks Arthur what he would wish if he could wish on a falling star. One by one the friends answer Sophie’s question. Stanley wants to have an adventure like his favorite characters from stories (I Wish I Were – Part 1). Arthur interrupts him by declaring that “wizards aren’t real,” but that doesn’t stop the kids from dreaming (I Wish I Were – Part 2). Right before everyone falls asleep, Stanley wishes to travel the planet and do amazing things. Arthur thinks Stanley’s wish will come true.

    Suddenly, Stanley hears a voice. He turns on his fashlight and discovers that the BULLETIN BOARD above his bed has come alive to grant his wish. Stanley goes back to sleep and the Bulletin Board works its magic (Stanley’s Wish).

    Everyone wakes up at a loud noise from Stanley’s room. The Bulletin Board has fallen on Stanley, and JACOB is the frst to notice that Stanley is fat! Mrs. Lambchop takes Stanley to visit DOCTOR DAN and NURSE BETTY, but the visit is not helpful.

    Weeks go by and Stanley is still fat. Arthur and Stanley are waiting for the bus and three

    COOL KIDS (KING COOL, COOL CHUCK, and COOL CALLIE) tie a string to Stanley on a windy day and fy him like a kite. When the bus comes the Cool Kids invite Arthur to go with them, and he does… leaving Stanley behind.

    Stanley is stuck in a tree (In A Tree) and regretting his wish when Mrs. Cartero happens by and orders him to climb down. He explains his original wish to her. When she gives Stanley his mail, Mrs. Cartero has an idea: Stanley should travel through the mail (Travelin’ Through The Mail)!

    Stanley informs the Lambchop family of his new plans and begins his adventure. In Paris, he visits the Louvre Museum and sees the MONA LISA and NAPOLEON. As museum curator O. JAY D’ART does his rounds, he discovers the unthinkable – a painting has been stolen right out of the museum! Stanley promises to help Mona Lisa and Napoleon recover their missing friend. Stanley disguises himself as a painting and calls for the guards when the SNEAK THIEF reappears. A chase ensues, and fnally Stanley captures the Sneak Thief, who is taken by the GENDARME. O. Jay D’art thanks Stanley and delivers a letter to him from Mr. and Mrs. Lambchop (Mom And Dad’s Letter). They miss him very much, and Stanley decides to go home.

    Mrs. Cartero hands the Lambchops a special delivery – it’s Stanley, and he’s not fat anymore! Stanley had fun on his adventures but missed his family. The Lambchops exit as Mrs. Cartero holds up their family photo again, encouraging the audience to make a wish on a star (Epilogue).

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    The Musical Adventures of Flat Stanley Online Edition

    characters (in order of appearance)

    Mrs. Cartero

    Mr. Lambchop

    Mrs. Lambchop

    Arthur

    Stanley

    Caleb

    Jackson

    Cousin Sophie

    Bulletin Board

    Jacob

    Doctor Dan

    Nurse Betty

    King Cool

    Cool Chuck

    Cool Callie

    Napoleon

    Mona Lisa

    O. Jay D’art

    Sneak Thief

    Gendarme

    Ensemble

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    PROLOGUE: MEET THE LAMBCHOPS

    (Credits roll. #2 – MEET THE LAMPCHOPS begins.)

    MEET THE LAMBCHOPS

    (A family portrait of the LAMBCHOP family (The portrait is pulled away from the screen revealingappears on screen, being held by an unseen person.) MRS. CARTERO, a postal delivery person.)

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    Meet the Lamb - chops!

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    (ARTHUR appears on screen.)(MRS. CARTERO:) That's Arthur.

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    (STANLEY appears on screen in a superhero pose.)

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    SCENE 1: STANLEY AND ARTHUR’S BEDROOM

    (STANLEY, ARTHUR, and their FRIENDS are having a slumber party.)

    MR. LAMBCHOP Alright Stanley, it’s time for you and your friends to put the slumber into this slumber party.

    MRS. LAMBCHOP Now off to dreamland, everyone.

    STANLEY Dad? Can you really wish on a falling star?

    MR. LAMBCHOP Of course you can. That’s what stars are for.

    STANLEY Stars are where Luke Skywalker uses the force to blast Death Stars out of the sky!

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    CALEB (imitating the sound of a lightsaber)

    Zwoom, zwoom, zwoom!

    JACKSON And then, Harry Potter shows up and casts a spell! Obliviate!

    MRS. LAMBCHOP Lightsabers and wands away for the night. There’s plenty of time to save the world tomorrow—

    MR. LAMBCHOP And even Luke and Harry need their rest.

    MRS. LAMBCHOP Good night, kids.

    ARTHUR Mom? Will you leave the nightlight on?

    MRS. LAMBCHOP We’ll leave the nightlight on. Now get some sleep.

    (MR. and MRS. LAMBCHOP exit.)

    COUSIN SOPHIE Psst. Arthur. You asleep?

    ARTHUR No. Not yet.

    COUSIN SOPHIE Hey, Stanley. You asleep?

    STANLEY Nope.

    COUSIN SOPHIE Psst, Caleb, you asleep?

    CALEB We’re all awake Sophie, why?

    COUSIN SOPHIE Just checking. Hey, Arthur!

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    ARTHUR What, Sophie?

    COUSIN SOPHIE What would you wish for if you could wish on a falling star?

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    That’s the best you can think of?

    I guess so. What would you wish for?

    A new bike!

    A million dollars!

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    COUSIN SOPHIE More wishes!

    ARTHUR Hey, Stanley what would you wish for?

    STANLEY I’d want to travel the planet. Doing amazing things the world has never seen before. Like...

    (#3 – I WISH I WERE (PART 1) begins.)

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    (The music stops.) That’s silly. Wizards aren’t real.

    COUSIN SOPHIE But, it would be amazing!

    JACKSON So would being a Jedi Knight in Star Wars, but that’s never gonna happen.

    (#4 – I WISH I WERE (PART 2) begins.)

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    STANLEY If I made a wish, I’d wish for something amazing like that.

    COUSIN SOPHIE But there’s already a Harry Potter and a Luke Skywalker.

    STANLEY So I’ll do something different, something amazing that the world’s never seen before.

    ARTHUR Stanley, look! It’s a falling star! Make your wish!

    STANLEY I wish to travel the planet, doing amazing things the world’s never seen before!

    (#5 – MAGIC MUSIC begins.)

    ARTHUR Stanley, your wish is going to come true.

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    STANLEY Probably.

    ARTHUR You’re cool, Stanley.

    (yawns) And I’m pretty sleepy...

    JACKSON Me too.

    COUSIN SOPHIE Me three.

    STANLEY We should all get some sleep.

    ARTHUR Night, Stanley.

    STANLEY Night.

    (STANLEY retrieves a flashlight and turns it on as the lights turn out. A voice [the BULLETIN BOARD] is heard.)

    SCENE 2: IF WISHES WERE BULLETIN BOARDS

    BULLETIN BOARD (creepy)

    Stanley! Staaaaaaaaanley!

    STANLEY Who’s talking?

    BULLETIN BOARD Psst. Check out the bulletin board.

    (STANLEY shines his flashlight around the room. The BULLETIN BOARD appears onscreen.)

    BULLETIN BOARD Boo!

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    STANLEY Ahh! Why is the bulletin board above my bed trying to scare me?

    BULLETIN BOARD Just havin’ some fun, kid. I’m actually here to make your wish come true.

    STANLEY Bulletin boards don’t talk. Or grant wishes for that matter.

    BULLETIN BOARD Did you wish on a falling star?

    STANLEY I did.

    BULLETIN BOARD And do you want that wish to come true, no matter what happens?

    STANLEY Yes?

    BULLETIN BOARD Then let’s review! You wanna travel the planet doing amazing things the world’s never seen before.

    STANLEY Is that possible?

    BULLETIN BOARD Totally possible! Now, how best to do it? Magic carpet? Too obvious. Nose that grows when he lies? That’s just creepy. Oh, I’ve got it. Yeah... this is gonna be flat out fun.

    STANLEY Uh, talking-bullentin-board-fairy-Santa-thingy? Dream over?

    BULLETIN BOARD Dream over. Sleep tight, kid. Or should I say... sleep flat.

    (The BULLETIN BOARD exits.)

    STANLEY Sleep flat? What’s that supposed to mean?

    (yawns) What a crazy night.

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    (One by one, the KIDS appear onscreen.)

    COUSIN SOPHIE (waking up)

    What was that noise?

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    JACOB I think it came from Stanley’s bed.

    ARTHUR I need my glasses. Where are my glasses?

    (MR. and MRS. LAMBCHOP appear onscreen.)

    MR. LAMBCHOP What was that crash?

    MRS. LAMBCHOP Yes! What is going on in here?

    ARTHUR Look! The bulletin board fell on Stanley!

    MRS. LAMBCHOP Stanley?!

    MR. LAMBCHOP Help me lift – on three. One! Two! Three!

    (STANLEY’s face from the neck up appears onscreen.)

    STANLEY What’s going on?

    (STANLEY rises slowly, revealing that he is flat.)

    JACOB Stanley’s flat!

    STANLEY I’m what?

    CALEB You’re flat!

    COUSIN SOPHIE Like a wheat thin!

    ARTHUR Like the world... before Columbus.

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    MRS. LAMBCHOP Children, go downstairs. Mr. Lambchop will call your parents.

    (The KIDS and MR. LAMBCHOP exit leaving MRS. LAMBCHOP and STANLEY alone.)

    STANLEY What am I going to do?

    MRS. LAMBCHOP We’re going to call Doctor Dan.

    STANLEY No! He’s gonna give me a shot!

    MRS. LAMBCHOP We don’t know that, Stanley. Come on, let’s go.

    (#7 – DOCTOR DAN TRANSITION begins.)

    SCENE 4: DOCTOR DAN’S OFFICE

    (DOCTOR DAN and NURSE BETTY appear onscreen.)

    DOCTOR DAN Good morning! I’m Doctor Dan, and she’s Nurse Betty. Now, what seems to be the problem?

    MRS. LAMBCHOP This is my son, Stanley.

    DOCTOR DAN Nice to meet you, Andy.

    NURSE BETTY His name is Stanley.

    DOCTOR DAN (to NURSE BETTY)

    Of course. (to STANLEY)

    Now Randy, what seems to be the problem?

    MRS. LAMBCHOP The bulletin board fell on Stanley and now he’s flat.

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    DOCTOR DAN Fat?

    NURSE BETTY No, flat!

    DOCTOR DAN I’ll be the judge of that.

    (looks STANLEY up and down) A-ha! This boy has been horribly misdiagnosed. He’s not fat at all Mrs. Porkchop.

    NURSE BETTY It’s Lambchop.

    DOCTOR DAN Then who’s Mrs. Porkchop? Never mind. Sandy here suffers from papryrus-magna-minimus.

    MRS. LAMBCHOP That sounds terrible. What does it mean?

    DOCTOR DAN It means... he’s flat.

    MRS. LAMBCHOP Of course he’s flat you nincompoop! That’s why we’re here!

    NURSE BETTY Stanley, how do you feel?

    STANLEY I feel fine.

    DOCTOR DAN You heard him, he feels fine. Good day Mrs. Hamhock.

    MRS. LAMBCHOP It’s Lambchop! Come on Stanley! Let’s get out of here.

    (#8 – DOCTOR DAN OUTRO begins. THEY exit as ARTHUR appears onscreen.)

    SCENE 5: ARTHUR’S MONOLOGUE

    ARTHUR So a couple of weeks have passed and Stanley’s still flat. One day, we were waiting for the bus, and the cool kids were like—

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    --

    KING COOL Whoah, Stanley, and lil’ kid bro Stanley, it’s like totally windy—

    ARTHUR And me and Stanley were like, “Yeah, it’s windy...” And then the cool kids were like—

    COOL CHUCK Yo, ’lil kid bro Stanley, dude, I got an idea.

    COOL CALLIE Totally fly.

    ARTHUR So they held Stanley down, tied a string to his shirt, then one of the cool kids ran while holding the string, and Stanley started flying! Like a kite!

    COOL CALLIE Check it out!

    COOL CHUCK He’s like, way up there, dude.

    KING COOL Make him dive!

    ARTHUR But then things took a tragic turn.

    KING COOL Yo! Freaks! The bus!

    COOL CALLIE We’re outta here.

    ARTHUR They let go of Stanley’s string and got on the bus.

    KING COOL Yo, ’lil kid bro Stanley, you comin’?

    (COOL KIDS exit.)

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    ARTHUR I looked up at Stanley, and I looked at the bus. Stanley. Bus. Bus. Stanley.

    (a beat) We’re talking about the cool kids here!

    (a beat) I got on the bus. I know Stanley’s dead. Or at least seriously injured. Or stuck in the power lines.

    (getting “zapped”) Dzt... Dzzt... Dzzzzzzt!!!

    (a beat) Yeah, Stanley’s probably dead. And I’m definitely grounded.

    (ARTHUR exits.)

    SCENE 6: A GIANT TREE BY THE BUS STOP

    (#9 – IN A TREE begins.)

    IN A TREE (STANLEY appears on screen, stuck in a tree.)

    & c Œ ú ú œ œ œ œ œ œ œ œb œ œ œ œ ‰ jœ Rubato 2 STANLEY:

    Hey kids, take my ad - vice. If you e - ver make a wish it's

    Pushing Forward

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    &9 œ œ œ œ œ œ œ œ œ œ œ œ œ ‰ Jœ œ œ œ œ œ œ fall - ing star and there you are, your wish be - comes a curse. And so I'm stuck here in a

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    tree. 'Cause Þrst you're ßat and ßy - ing and

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    &21 œ œ œ œ œ œ œ ú ‰ œ œ œ ú ‰ œ œ œ some- thing to be feared. So I'll sing my sil - ly song and it goes:

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    (STANLEY:) Hey–

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    A Tempo Rit.

    &36 w w wU tree.

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    (MRS. CARTERO appears onscreen delivering the mail.)

    MRS. CARTERO Dang. This mail pouch is heavy today.

    STANLEY Hey, Mrs. Cartero.

    MRS. CARTERO What? Who said that?

    STANLEY Me. Stanley Lambchop. Up here, in the tree.

    MRS. CARTERO Stanley Lambchop, climb down from that tree at once!

    STANLEY Okay, Mrs. Cartero.

    (STANLEY climbs down from the tree.)

    MRS. CARTERO That child scared the living spirit outta me.

    (to STANLEY) Ahh! You’re flat.

    STANLEY I know. I made a wish.

    MRS. CARTERO What’d you wish for?

    STANLEY I wanted to travel the planet, doing amazing things the world has never seen before.

    MRS. CARTERO Okay. So what are you waiting for?

    STANLEY Huh?

    MRS. CARTERO Well... if you could travel anywhere, where would you go?

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    STANLEY I don’t know... maybe... Paris?

    MRS. CARTERO Paris, France or Paris, Texas – it’s important to be specific when it comes to wishes.

    STANLEY Yeah. I know. Paris, France. But how would I get there?

    MRS. CARTERO I’m sure you’ll figure something out. Oh, I almost forget, here’s your mail.

    (MRS. CARTERO hands STANLEY mail.)

    STANLEY Thanks.

    MRS. CARTERO Hold the phone, Stanley. Look at you! You’re postal perfect! Why you could go anywhere in the world for just the price of a postage stamp!

    STANLEY I could?

    (realizing he can) I could!

    (#10 – TRAVELIN’ THROUGH THE MAIL begins.)

    TRAVELIN’ THROUGH THE MAIL MRS. CARTERO: Why not?Think of the places you could visit!

    Bright Latin! (MRS.

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    far a - way to pla - ces far and wide?

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    & bb23 œ œ œ œ Œ œ œ œ .œ jœ œ œ œ œ œ œ œ trav - e - lin' through the mail to an - y - where you want to go.

    & bb26 ú Ó œ œ jœ# œ jœ jœ œ Jœ œ œ œ You can get there with - out fail when you're

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    to do all o - ver the place.

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    (MOM, DAD, and ARTHUR appear on screen.)STANLEY: Mom! Dad! Arthur! Hurry! I’m going on a trip!MRS. LAMBCHOP: A trip?STANLEY: Yeah, in the mail!ARTHUR: Can I come with you, Stanley? Huh? Can I?STANLEY: Sorry Arthur, this is a solo mission.

    38 b 8& b ..úú Œ

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    rain, sleet, or snow, There's no place you can't go! The mail's where I got - ta be!

    ALL:

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    (MRS. CARTERO pulls out an envelope and begins addressing it. #11 – PARIS TRANSITION begins.)

    MRS. CARTERO (as she addresses the envelope)

    The Louvre Museum. Postmark Paris, France!

    (She pantomimes [reaching off screen] opening a mailbox, placing the envelope inside, closing it, and waving goodbye and offering “thumbs up” to the LAMBCHOP family.)

    SCENE 7: POSTMARK: PARIS, FRANCE: THE LOUVRE MUSEUM

    (Three paintings appear onscreen: the MONA LISA, NAPOLEON, and a frame with missing art. O. JAY D’ART, curator of The Louvre, appears onscreen.)

    O. JAY D’ART Good evening Napoleon. Good evening empty frame. Good evening Madame Mona Lisa.

    (double take) Good evening empty frame? Sacre Bleu! Another painting stolen! Gendarme! Gendarme!

    (O. JAY D’ART exits as STANLEY enters.)

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    ---

    STANLEY Excuse me, I was just delivered in the mail... is anybody here?

    (The PAINTINGS speak.)

    MONA LISA Ms. Mona Lisa is here.

    NAPOLEON As is Napoleon.

    STANLEY Whoah! You can talk?

    NAPOLEON Of course we can talk. We’re paintings, not mimes.

    MONA LISA You have to help us! The greatest paintings of the world are being stolen by the Sneak Thief!

    NAPOLEON I know I’m next! You must help us.

    STANLEY Wait. Why is there an empty frame?

    NAPOLEON The Sneak Thief has stolen our dear friend Bathsheba at her bath.

    MONA LISA And I am very concerned. You see... she wasn’t wearing any clothes... because she was... taking a bath.

    NAPOLEON What if she catches a cold? You must help us!

    STANLEY Hmm... well I am flat... What if I pretended to be the missing painting, and then when the Sneak Thief arrives I can jump down and capture him!

    MONA LISA That’s a great idea! But you do not look like a painting worthy of The Louvre. Quick! In the closet is a costume – put it on.

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    (STANLEY crosses out of frame and puts a yarn wig with pigtails and a blouse. O. JAY D’ART appears onscreen. The PAINTINGS freeze.)

    O. JAY D’ART Bonjour? Hallo? Curious.

    (O. JAY D’ART exits.)

    MONA LISA That was close. Are you ready kid?

    STANLEY (off screen)

    I’m not wearing this.

    NAPOLEON I’ll bet you look great! Come on, let’s see.

    (STANLEY enters wearing the yarn wig and blouse.)

    STANLEY I look silly. Don’t you have any cool costumes, like Baby Yoda?

    MONA LISA Darling, this is the Louvre, the greatest museum in the world.

    STANLEY No Baby Yoda?

    MONA LISA No Baby Yoda.

    NAPOLEON Quick, get into the frame! I hear the Sneak Thief coming!

    (STANLEY gets into the frame as the SNEAK THIEF appears onscreen.)

    SNEAK THIEF Tonight will be my biggest heist ever! Now which one will I take? Napoleon? Or maybe Miss Mona Lisa?

    (noticing STANLEY) What’s this? A new painting! Wow. That’s one strange lookin’ girl.

    STANLEY Hey!

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    SNEAK THIEF Who said that?

    (to self) You’re hearing things, stay calm. Eyes on the prize. Eyes on the prize. Yes! Napoleon, tonight you and me will trip the night fantastique!

    STANLEY Gotcha!

    (calling) Guard! Guard!

    SNEAK THIEF (freezes like a statue)

    Yipes!

    O. JAY D’ART Bonjour?

    STANLEY The Sneak Thief is trying to steal Mona Lisa and Napoleon!

    SNEAK THIEF (sneezes)

    Ah, choo!

    (#12 –CAN CAN CHASE begins. A chase ensues.)

    (The SNEAK THIEF appears onscreen alone.)

    (SNEAK THIEF) You’ll never catch me!

    (The chase continues. STANLEY appears alone on the screen.)

    STANLEY Oh, yes we will!

    (The chase continues. STANLEY captures the SNEAK THIEF.)

    STANLEY Gotcha!

    (A GENDARME enters.)

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    O. JAY D’ART You are surrounded!

    GENDARME Hands in the air! Take that Sneak Thief to jail!

    SNEAK THIEF And I would have gotten away with it too, if it wasn’t for that meddling flat kid.

    (#13 – CAN CAN PLAYOFF begins. The GENDARME and SNEAK THIEF exit.)

    O. JAY D’ART Merci, young man. You’ve done something amazing! Something the world has never seen before! What’s your name?

    STANLEY Stanley.

    (proudly) Flat Stanley.

    O. JAY D’ART Flat Stanley Lambchop?

    STANLEY How did you know?

    O. JAY D’ART I received this letter. It’s addressed to you.

    (O. JAY D’ART hands the letter off screen. STANLEY reaches out of frame and retrieves the letter. O. JAY D’ART exits.)

    STANLEY It’s from Mom and Dad!

    (#14 – MOM AND DAD’S LETTER begins.)

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    love Mom and Dad.

    (MOM and DAD exit.)

    STANLEY Oh, I miss you, too.

    (#15 – TRANSITION HOME/DOORBELL begins. STANLEY takes out an envelope. He looks at it, then smiles and nods. He knows exactly what to do.)

    SCENE 8: THE LAMBCHOPS’ HOUSE

    (MRS. CARTERO appears onscreen.)

    MRS. CARTERO Special delivery for the Lambchop family!

    (The FAMILY appear onscreen.)

    MR. LAMBCHOP I wonder what it could be?

    MRS. LAMBCHOP Let’s open it and find out!

    (ARTHUR tears open the envelope and STANLEY appears onscreen.)

    STANLEY Mom! Dad! Arthur!

    ARTHUR Stanley!

    STANLEY I missed you so much.

    MR. LAMBCHOP We missed you too, son.

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    I I II I I I I I

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    & 44 b 43∑ œ .œ jœ œ .œ jœ œ œ œ

    I love you guys! STANLEY

    We love you too, Stanley. MRS. LAMBCHOP

    (#16 – STANLEY ISN’T FLAT ANYMORE begins.)

    Look! Stanley’s not flat anymore!!! ARTHUR

    I’m not? (looks down realizing he’s not)

    I’m not! I’m not flat anymore!

    STANLEY

    MR. LAMBCHOP Are you okay with that, son? What about your adventures?

    STANLEY It’s cool doing amazing things the world has never seen before, but what’s the point if you don’t have anyone to share it all with.

    (MRS. CARTERO holds the family portrait [from the top of the show] up to the camera. #17 – EPILOGUE begins.)

    EPILOGUE (The LAMBCHOPS exit.MRS. CARTERO comes on screen and sings.)

    2 Rit. A Tempo

    MRS. CARTERO:

    Stan - ley's ad - ven - tures are ov - er my

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    (#18 – BOWS begins.)

    THE END

  • Actor’s Script Credits Contributing Editor

    Marty Johnson

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    Music Supervisor Lindsay Lupi

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    Structure BookmarksActor’s ScriptActor’s Script Book by Timothy Allen McDonald Music and Lyrics by Timothy Allen McDonald, David Weinstein, Jonathan K. Waller, and Stephen Gabriel Based on the book Flat Stanley by Jeff Brown Illustrated by Scott Nash table of contents contents contents

    The Musical Adventures of Flat Stanley Online Edition Plot SynopsisThe Musical Adventures of Flat Stanley Online Edition Plot Synopsis............... i

    The Musical Adventures of Flat Stanley Online Edition CharactersThe Musical Adventures of Flat Stanley Online Edition Characters.................. ii

    The ShowThe Show....................................................................................................1

    Meet The LambchopsMeet The Lambchops ................................................................................... 1

    II Wish I Were (Part 1) .................................................................................. 6

    II Wish I Were (Part 2) .................................................................................. 9

    Stanley’s Wish Stanley’s Wish .......................................................................................... 15

    InIn A Tree ................................................................................................... 20

    Travelin’ Through The MailTravelin’ Through The Mail.......................................................................... 23

    Mom And Dad’s LetterMom And Dad’s Letter ............................................................................... 34

    EpilogueEpilogue .................................................................................................... 36

    The Musical Adventures of Flat Stanley Online Edition Actor’s Script © 2020 iTheatrics The Musical Adventures of Flat Stanley JR. Book © 2010 Timothy Allen McDonald The Musical Adventures of Flat Stanley JR. Music © 2010 Gabriel, McDonald, Waller, Weinstein The Musical Adventures of Flat Stanley JR. Lyrics © 2010 McDonald, Waller, Weinstein Flat Stanley® is a registered trademark of the Trust u/w/o Richard C. Brown f/b/o Duncan Brown The Musical Adventures of Flat Stanley Online Edition © 2020 MTI EnterprisThe Musical Adventures of Flat Stanley Online Edition The Musical Adventures of Flat Stanley Online Edition plot synopsis MRS. CARTERO, the mail delivery person, holds up a portrait of the LAMBCHOP family (Meet The Lambchops). With the help of the ENSEMBLE, Mrs. Cartero introduces MR. LAMBCHOP, MRS. LAMBCHOP, little brother ARTHUR, and STANLEY. MRS. CARTERO, the mail delivery person, holds up a portrait of the LAMBCHOP family (Meet The Lambchops). With the help of the ENSEMBLE, Mrs. Cartero introduces MR. LAMBCHOP, MRS. LAMBCHOP, little brother ARTHUR, and STANLEY. Stanley, Arthur, and friends are having a sleepover when Mr. and Mrs. Lambchop declare it’s bedtime. Stanley’s friends CALEB and JACKSON are too excited to sleep. When Mr. and Mrs. Lambchop leave, COUSIN SOPHIE asks Arthur what he would wish if he could wish on a falling star. One by one the friends answer Sophie’s question. Stanley wants to have an adventure like his favorite characters from stories (I Wish I Were – Part 1). Arthur interrupts him by declaring that “wizards aren’t real,” but that doesn’t stSuddenly, Stanley hears a voice. He turns on his flashlight and discovers that the BULLETIN BOARD above his bed has come alive to grant his wish. Stanley goes back to sleep and the Bulletin Board works its magic (Stanley’s Wish). Everyone wakes up at a loud noise from Stanley’s room. The Bulletin Board has fallen on Stanley, and JACOB is the first to notice that Stanley is flat! Mrs. Lambchop takes Stanley to visit DOCTOR DAN and NURSE BETTY, but the visit is not helpful. Weeks go by and Stanley is still flat. Arthur and Stanley are waiting for the bus and three Weeks go by and Stanley is still flat. Arthur and Stanley are waiting for the bus and three COOL KIDS (KING COOL, COOL CHUCK, and COOL CALLIE) tie a string to Stanley on a windy day and fly him like a kite. When the bus comes the Cool Kids invite Arthur to go with them, and he does… leaving Stanley behind.

    Stanley is stuck in a tree (In A Tree) and regretting his wish when Mrs. Cartero happens by and orders him to climb down. He explains his original wish to her. When she gives Stanley his mail, Mrs. Cartero has an idea: Stanley should travel through the mail (Travelin’ Through The Mail)! Stanley informs the Lambchop family of his new plans and begins his adventure. In Paris, he visits the Louvre Museum and sees the MONA LISA and NAPOLEON. As museum curator O. JAY D’ART does his rounds, he discovers the unthinkable – a painting has been stolen right out of the museum! Stanley promises to help Mona Lisa and Napoleon recover their missing friend. Stanley disguises himself as a painting and calls for the guards when the SNEAK THIEF reappears. A chase ensues, and finally Stanley captures the SneO. Jay D’art thanks Stanley and delivers a letter to him from Mr. and Mrs. Lambchop (Mom And Dad’s Letter). They miss him very much, and Stanley decides to go home. Mrs. Cartero hands the Lambchops a special delivery – it’s Stanley, and he’s not flat anymore! Stanley had fun on his adventures but missed his family. The Lambchops exit as Mrs. Cartero holds up their family photo again, encouraging the audience to make a wish on a star (Epilogue). The Musical Adventures of Flat Stanley Online Edition The Musical Adventures of Flat Stanley Online Edition

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    ARTHUR Stanley, your wish is going to come true. STANLEY Probably. ARTHUR You’re cool, Stanley. (yawns) And I’m pretty sleepy... JACKSON Me too. COUSIN SOPHIE Me three. STANLEY We should all get some sleep. ARTHUR Night, Stanley. STANLEY Night. (STANLEY retrieves a flashlight and turns it on as the lights turn out. A voice [the BULLETIN BOARD] is heard.) SCENE 2: IF WISHES WERE BULLETIN BOARDS BULLETIN BOARD (creepy) Stanley! Staaaaaaaaanley! STANLEY Who’s talking? BULLETIN BOARD Psst. Check out the bulletin board. (STANLEY shines his flashlight around the room. The BULLETIN BOARD appears onscreen.) BULLETIN BOARD Boo! STANLEY Ahh! Why is the bulletin board above my bed trying to scare me? BULLETIN BOARD Just havin’ some fun, kid. I’m actually here to make your wish come true. STANLEY Bulletin boards don’t talk. Or grant wishes for that matter. BULLETIN BOARD Did you wish on a falling star? STANLEY I did. BULLETIN BOARD And do you want that wish to come true, no matter what happens? STANLEY Yes? BULLETIN BOARD Then let’s review! You wanna travel the planet doing amazing things the world’s never seen before. STANLEY Is that possible? BULLETIN BOARD Totally possible! Now, how best to do it? Magic carpet? Too obvious. Nose that grows when he lies? That’s just creepy. Oh, I’ve got it. Yeah... this is gonna be flat out fun. STANLEY Uh, talking-bullentin-board-fairy-Santa-thingy? Dream over? BULLETIN BOARD Dream over. Sleep tight, kid. Or should I say... sleep flat. (The BULLETIN BOARD exits.) STANLEY Sleep flat? What’s supposed to mean? that

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    (DOCTOR DAN and NURSE BETTY appear onscreen.) (DOCTOR DAN and NURSE BETTY appear onscreen.) DOCTOR DAN Good morning! I’m Doctor Dan, and she’s Nurse Betty. Now, what seems to be the problem? MRS. LAMBCHOP This is my son, Stanley. DOCTOR DAN Nice to meet you, Andy. NURSE BETTY His name is Stanley. DOCTOR DAN (to NURSE BETTY) Of course. (to STANLEY) Now Randy, what seems to be the problem? MRS. LAMBCHOP The bulletin board fell on Stanley and now he’s flat. DOCTOR DAN Fat? NURSE BETTY No, flat! DOCTOR DAN I’ll be the judge of that. (looks STANLEY up and down) A-ha! This boy has been horribly misdiagnosed. He’s not fat at all Mrs. Porkchop. NURSE BETTY It’s chop. Lamb

    DOCTOR DAN Then who’s Mrs. Porkchop? Never mind. Sandy here suffers from papryrus-magna-minimus. MRS. LAMBCHOP That sounds terrible. What does it mean? DOCTOR DAN It means... he’s flat. MRS. LAMBCHOP Of course he’s flat you nincompoop! That’s why we’re here! NURSE BETTY Stanley, how do you feel? STANLEY I feel fine. DOCTOR DAN You heard him, he feels fine. Good day Mrs. Hamhock. MRS. LAMBCHOP It’s ! Come on Stanley! Let’s get out of here. Lambchop

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    SCENE 5: ARTHUR’S MONOLOGUE ARTHUR So a couple of weeks have passed and Stanley’s still flat. One day, we were waiting for the bus, and the cool kids were like— KING COOL Whoah, Stanley, and lil’ kid bro Stanley, it’s like totally windy— ARTHUR And me and Stanley were like, “Yeah, it’s windy...” And then the cool kids were like— COOL CHUCK Yo, ’lil kid bro Stanley, dude, I got an idea. COOL CALLIE Totally . fly

    ARTHUR So they held Stanley down, tied a string to his shirt, then one of the cool kids ran while holding the string, and Stanley started flying! Like a kite! COOL CALLIE Check it out! COOL CHUCK He’s like, way up there, dude. KING COOL Make him dive! ARTHUR But then things took a tragic turn. KING COOL Yo! Freaks! The bus! COOL CALLIE We’re outta here. ARTHUR They let go of Stanley’s string and got on the bus. KING COOL Yo, ’lil kid bro Stanley, you comin’? (COOL KIDS exit.) ARTHUR I looked up at Stanley, and I looked at the bus. Stanley. Bus. Bus. Stanley. (a beat) We’re talking about the cool kids here! (a beat) I got on the bus. I know Stanley’s dead. Or at least seriously injured. Or stuck in the power lines. (getting “zapped”) Dzt... Dzzt... Dzzzzzzt!!! (a beat) Yeah, Stanley’s probably dead. And I’m definitely grounded. (ARTHUR exits.) SCENE 6: A GIANT TREE BY THE BUS STOP

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    &36w w wU &36w w wU tree. (MRS. CARTERO appears onscreen delivering the mail.) MRS. CARTERO Dang. This mail pouch is heavy today. STANLEY Hey, Mrs. Cartero. MRS. CARTERO What? Who said that? STANLEY Me. Stanley Lambchop. Up here, in the tree. MRS. CARTERO Stanley Lambchop, climb down from that tree at once! STANLEY Okay, Mrs. Cartero. (STANLEY climbs down from the tree.) MRS. CARTERO That child scared the living spirit outta me. (to STANLEY) Ahh! You’re flat. STANLEY I know. I made a wish. MRS. CARTERO What’d you wish for? STANLEY I wanted to travel the planet, doing amazing things the world has never seen before. MRS. CARTERO Okay. So what are you waiting for? STANLEY Huh? MRS. CARTERO Well... if you travel anywhere, where would you go? could

    STANLEY I don’t know... maybe... Paris? MRS. CARTERO Paris, France or Paris, Texas – it’s important to be specific when it comes to wishes. STANLEY Yeah. I know. Paris, France. But how would I get there? MRS. CARTERO I’m sure you’ll figure something out. Oh, I almost forget, here’s your mail. (MRS. CARTERO hands STANLEY mail.) STANLEY Thanks. MRS. CARTERO Hold the phone, Stanley. Look at you! You’re postal perfect! Why you could go anywhere in the world for just the price of a postage stamp! STANLEY I could? (realizing he can) I could!

    (begins.) (begins.) #10 – TRAVELIN’ THROUGH THE MAIL

    TRAVELIN’ THROUGH THE MAIL TRAVELIN’ THROUGH THE MAIL MRS. CARTERO: Why not?Think of the places you could visit! Bright Latin! (MRS. Bright Latin! (MRS. & bb 44 4 CARTERO:) .œjœ œ œ œ œ œ# œnœ œ œ Stan -ley you are one of a kind so & bb7 œ œ œ œ œ œ œ œ Œ Ó jœ œ jœ œ œ œ œ œ œ Œ let me give you some ad -vice. Get out there and see the world STANLEY: b& bœ œ œ œ œ œ œ Œ ‰ jœ œ œ œ œ œ œ why would you need to think twice? You mean I can trav -el 14 b Ó& bœ œ œ .œjœ œ œ œ œjœ jœ œ Œ far a -way to pla -ces far and wide? b& b17 œ œ œ œ œ œ œ jœ œ œJœ œ œ œ œ œ œ œ œ An -y -thing I dream is pos -si -ble 'cause now I see the world in ALL: & bb20 œb œ œ œ œ œ œ œ œ œ jœ œ Jœ œ Œ œ œ front of me so I'm read -y to take this ride! Let's go & bb23 œ œ œ œ Œ œ œ œ .œjœ œ œ œ œ œ œ œ trav -e -lin' through the mail to an -y -where you want to go. & bb26 ú Ó œ œ jœ# œ jœ jœ œ Jœ œ œ œ You can get there with -out fail when you're You can get there with -out fail when you're trav -el -in' through the mail! There are pe -ople to see and things

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    MRS. CARTERO (as she addresses the envelope) The Louvre Museum. Postmark Paris, France! (She pantomimes [reaching off screen] opening a mailbox, placing the envelope inside, closing it, and waving goodbye and offering “thumbs up” to the LAMBCHOP family.) SCENE 7: POSTMARK: PARIS, FRANCE: THE LOUVRE MUSEUM (Three paintings appear onscreen: the MONA LISA, NAPOLEON, and a frame with missing art. O. JAY D’ART, curator of The Louvre, appears onscreen.) O. JAY D’ART Good evening Napoleon. Good evening empty frame. Good evening Madame Mona Lisa. (double take) Good evening empty frame? Sacre Bleu! Another painting stolen! Gendarme! Gendarme! (O. JAY D’ART exits as STANLEY enters.) STANLEY Excuse me, I was just delivered in the mail... is anybody here? (The PAINTINGS speak.) MONA LISA Ms. Mona Lisa is here. NAPOLEON As is Napoleon. STANLEY Whoah! You can talk? NAPOLEON Of course we can talk. We’re paintings, not mimes. MONA LISA You have to help us! The greatest paintings of the world are being stolen by the Sneak Thief! NAPOLEON I know I’m next! You must help us. STANLEY Wait. Why is there an empty frame? NAPOLEON The Sneak Thief has stolen our dear friend Bathsheba at her bath. MONA LISA And I am concerned. You see... she wasn’t wearing any clothes... because she was... taking a bath. very

    NAPOLEON What if she catches a cold? You must help us! STANLEY Hmm... well I am flat... What if I pretended to be the missing painting, and then when the Sneak Thief arrives I can jump down and capture him! MONA LISA That’s a great idea! But you do not look like a painting worthy of The Louvre. Quick! In the closet is a costume – put it on. (STANLEY crosses out of frame and puts a yarn wig with pigtails and a blouse. O. JAY D’ART appears onscreen. The PAINTINGS freeze.) O. JAY D’ART Bonjour? Hallo? Curious. (O. JAY D’ART exits.) MONA LISA That was close. Are you ready kid? STANLEY (off screen) I’m not wearing this. NAPOLEON I’ll bet you look great! Come on, let’s see. (STANLEY enters wearing the yarn wig and blouse.) STANLEY I look silly. Don’t you have any cool costumes, like Baby Yoda? MONA LISA Darling, this is the Louvre, the greatest museum in the world. STANLEY No Baby Yoda? MONA LISA No Baby Yoda. NAPOLEON Quick, get into the frame! I hear the Sneak Thief coming! (STANLEY gets into the frame as the SNEAK THIEF appears onscreen.) SNEAK THIEF Tonight will be my biggest heist ever! Now which one will I take? Napoleon? Or maybe Miss Mona Lisa? (noticing STANLEY) What’s this? A new painting! Wow. That’s one strange lookin’ girl. STANLEY Hey! SNEAK THIEF Who said that? (to self) You’re hearing things, stay calm. Eyes on the prize. Eyes on the prize. Yes! Napoleon, tonight you and me will trip the night fantastique! STANLEY Gotcha! (calling) Guard! Guard! SNEAK THIEF (freezes like a statue) Yipes! O. JAY D’ART Bonjour? STANLEY The Sneak Thief is trying to steal Mona Lisa and Napoleon! SNEAK THIEF (sneezes) Ah, choo! (begins. A chase ensues.) #12 –CAN CAN CHASE

    (The SNEAK THIEF appears onscreen alone.) (SNEAK THIEF) You’ll never catch me! (The chase continues. STANLEY appears alone on the screen.) STANLEY Oh, yes we will! (The chase continues. STANLEY captures the SNEAK THIEF.) STANLEY Gotcha! (A GENDARME enters.) O. JAY D’ART You are surrounded! GENDARME Hands in the air! Take that Sneak Thief to jail! SNEAK THIEF And I would have gotten away with it too, if it wasn’t for that meddling flat kid. (begins. The GENDARME and SNEAK THIEF exit.) #13 – CAN CAN PLAYOFF

    O. JAY D’ART Merci, young man. You’ve done something amazing! Something the world has never seen before! What’s your name? STANLEY Stanley. (proudly) Stanley. Flat

    O. JAY D’ART Flat Stanley Lambchop? STANLEY How did you know? O. JAY D’ART I received this letter. It’s addressed to you. (O. JAY D’ART hands the letter off screen. STANLEY reaches out of frame and retrieves the letter. O. JAY D’ART exits.) STANLEY It’s from Mom and Dad! (begins.) #14 – MOM AND DAD’S LETTER

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    SCENE 8: THE LAMBCHOPS’ HOUSE (MRS. CARTERO appears onscreen.) MRS. CARTERO Special delivery for the Lambchop family! (The FAMILY appear onscreen.) MR. LAMBCHOP I wonder what it could be? MRS. LAMBCHOP Let’s open it and find out! (ARTHUR tears open the envelope and STANLEY appears onscreen.) STANLEY Mom! Dad! Arthur! ARTHUR Stanley! STANLEY I missed you so much. MR. LAMBCHOP We missed you too, son. & 44 b 43∑ œ .œjœ œ .œjœ œ œ œ I love you guys! I love you guys! I love you guys! STANLEY

    We love you too, Stanley. We love you too, Stanley. MRS. LAMBCHOP

    (#16 – STANLEY ISN’T FLAT ANYMORE begins.) (#16 – STANLEY ISN’T FLAT ANYMORE begins.)

    Look! Stanley’s not flat anymore!!! Look! Stanley’s not flat anymore!!! ARTHUR

    I’m not? (looks down realizing he’s not) I’m not! I’m not flat anymore! I’m not? (looks down realizing he’s not) I’m not! I’m not flat anymore! STANLEY

    MR. LAMBCHOP Are you okay with that, son? What about your adventures? MR. LAMBCHOP Are you okay with that, son? What about your adventures?

    STANLEY It’s cool doing amazing things the world has never seen before, but what’s the point if you don’t have anyone to share it all with. STANLEY It’s cool doing amazing things the world has never seen before, but what’s the point if you don’t have anyone to share it all with.

    (MRS. CARTERO holds the family portrait [from the top of the show] up to the camera. #17 – EPILOGUE begins.) (MRS. CARTERO holds the family portrait [from the top of the show] up to the camera. #17 – EPILOGUE begins.)

    EPILOGUE EPILOGUE

    (The LAMBCHOPS exit.MRS. CARTERO comes on screen and sings.) 2 (The LAMBCHOPS exit.MRS. CARTERO comes on screen and sings.) 2 Rit. A Tempo MRS. CARTERO: Stan -ley's ad -ven -tures are ov -er my

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