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Comic Relief, registered charity 326568 (England and Wales); SC039730 (Scotland). Photo Credit: Victoria Dawe. RND17_086. J o i n t h e i r What did our maths teacher make for his/her Red Nose Day bake sale? Pi! My teacher said he’d sponsor me to do a sponsored silence for Red Nose Day. Forever! Me and my friends are planning a karaoke for Red Nose Day. But we’re not going to make a song and dance about it! Did you hear about the kids who dressed up as a dangerous disease for Red Nose Day? Sam and Ella. One of our pupils dressed up in camouflage for Red Nose Day. We couldn’t find her. Why did [name of your deputy head] come as a sheriff to the Red Nose Day fancy dress party? He/she is the deputy! If you’re making a giant fruitcake for your bake sale, try not to fall in. There can be some very strong currants in there. What did the science teachers play at the Red Nose Day talent show? Heavy Metal and Rock! Did you hear about the kid who shaved his head for Red Nose Day? Sean. Our music teacher and woodwork teacher have been sponsored to build pianos. So far, they’ve made a grand. Get help with writing jokes at rednoseday.com/comedyclassroom Look out for more jokes from Frankinose in the Red Noses’ Comic Adventure rednoseday.com/adventure in stitches Have ’em Ten Terrible Jokes to torture grown ups with this Red Nose Day. (Tip: to make it look like you really wrote them, use names of your teachers.)
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What did our maths teacher make for his/her Red Nose Day bake sale?
Pi!
My teacher said he’d sponsor me to do a sponsored silence for Red Nose Day.
Forever!
Me and my friends are planning a karaoke for Red Nose Day.
But we’re not going to make a song and dance about it!
Did you hear about the kids who dressed up as a dangerous disease for Red Nose Day?
Sam and Ella.
One of our pupils dressed up in camouflage for Red Nose Day.
We couldn’t find her.
Why did [name of your deputy head] come as a sheriff to the Red Nose Day fancy dress party?
He/she is the deputy!
If you’re making a giant fruitcake for your bake sale, try not to fall in.
There can be some very strong currants in there.
What did the science teachers play at the Red Nose Day talent show?
Heavy Metal and Rock!
Did you hear about the kid who shaved his head for Red Nose Day?
Sean.
Our music teacher and woodwork teacher have been sponsored to build pianos.
So far, they’ve made a grand.
Get help with writing jokes at rednoseday.com/comedyclassroom
Look out for more jokes from Frankinose in the Red Noses’ Comic Adventure rednoseday.com/adventure
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Ten Terrible Jokes to torture grown ups with this Red Nose Day. (Tip: to make it look like you really wrote them, use names of your teachers.)
