Quotes About Lying

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.Mark Twain

I'm not upset that you lied to me, I'm upset that from now on I can't believe you.Friedrich Nietzsche

The reason I talk to myself is because Im the only one whose answers I accept.George Carlin

It is better to offer no excuse than a bad one.George Washington

Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is.Barbara Bush

You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all of the people some of the time, but you can not fool all of the people all of the time.Abraham Lincoln

History is a set of lies agreed upon.Napolon Bonaparte

I always tell the truth. Even when I lie.Al Pacino

If it is necessary sometimes to lie to others, it is always despicable to lie to oneself.W. Somerset Maugham,The Painted Veil