RECYCLED BLING...A criss-cross between Argos initials chic, OTT jewellery, and the universally designer-loved letterpress typeface.

‘WITH COMPLIMENTS’ Book...a collection of office compliment slips, put to their most heart warming use.

‘STATE THE OBVIOUS’ clothing range...every item says what it is on it.

‘WHERE’S RICHARD?’ Book...This would also come with bare Richards to be doodled on. You may not draw your own, you have to be given one to disguise.

Woman Smoking A Fag

Don’t Club Me Cul-De-Sac

Delete Howdy Partner

Captain Penis To The Rescue Cat With Diarrhoea

Wild Red Cat Elephant Cleaning Himself

Scratching Monkey Spring

At The Dentist’s F-You

Birthday Ice Cream Mouse Nicking Cheese

Dripping Hot Tap House with Tree and Pond in Garden

Nazi Bomber Fantastical Bird (crow apparently)