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Decemberists
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Grind With Monster
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Not All Dr Seuss Books Are ClassicsTrust Us Naomi Kritzer March 4 2015 Critic 2 Comments
Therersquos a new Dr Seuss book coming out in the summer unearthed (fully
illustrated even) from his home The new book is called What Pet Should I
Get and I find the excitement a little surprising given all the obscure Dr
Seuss books out there that most parents have never seen This isnrsquot going to
be the next Green Eggs and Ham although it might possibly be the next Foot
Book But it might also be the next Hunches in Bunches Some of his obscure
books are obscure for a reason
Anyway Allow me to point the way to a few volumes of Seuss you might be
less familiar with perhaps with good reason
I Had Trouble in Getting to Solla Sollew
Spy The Many Faces of
Anonymous
Irsquom A Bitter
Critic
Lawyer
SciTech
Endings
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This is the cream of the crop what I was looking for when I dove into this
project a genuinely excellent undeservedly obscure classic Seuss book It
has rhyme meter plot amusing illustrations and a useful life lesson baked
in
The narrator has troubles Fuzzy feathered and nasty little troubles So he
sets out for Solla Sollew where allegedly they never have troubles (or at
least very few) Of course the trip is utterly disastrous he gets exploited by
a lazy manager (ldquoThis is called teamwork I furnish the brains You furnish
the muscles the aches and the painsrdquo) washed away in a flood drafted
abruptly into an army where hersquos abandoned by his supposed comrades
after being sent up against a pack of Poozers armed only with a pea-shooter
trapped in traffic and then turned away from Solla Sollew because the one
trouble they do have prevents them from opening the gates He finally
returns home arms himself with a big stick and decides hersquoll handle his
troubles himself
In a sense this book reminded me of the (non-Seuss) childrenrsquos classic
Alexander and the Terrible Horrible No-Good Very Bad Day in which after
each bit of misery Alexander informs us that hersquos going to move to
Australia That bookrsquos about the troubles this onersquos about the process of
trying to escape them both wind up with the message that sometimes all
you can do is suck it up and try to handle what life sends you
Irsquoll note that Irsquom not kidding about the big stick Well ldquobig batrdquo according to
the narrator it sort of looks like a club Therersquos a distinct ldquoviolence Violence
is the solutionrdquo tone to the ending which some parents may find off-
putting I suppose if you have a preschooler whose ldquotroublesrdquo are his newly
mobile twin siblings you might not want him solving those troubles with bat
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Anyway I think most kids grasp that the stick can be a metaphor but just as
a public service I figured I would mention it
McElligotrsquos Pool and Scrambled Eggs Super
These are both silliness with almost no plot In McElligotrsquos Pool the boy
(Marco from Mulberry Street) is fishing in a tiny little puddle fantasizing
about all the wildly exotic aquatic creatures he might somehow catch In
Scrambled Eggs Super the boy narrator tells his sister about an omelet he
made from a bunch of fantastically exotic eggs Basically both books were
an opportunity for Seuss to draw whimsical creatures and then give them
bizarre names If you like On Beyond Zebra these will probably be up your
alley too
There are parents who complain about Scrambled Eggs Super on the grounds
that it teaches environmental irresponsibility because the kid is stealing
eggs from endangered species Irsquom going to go ahead and suggest that if you
are truly worried about this you might want to get a grip before your kid is
old enough to pick out his or her own books console yourself in the
knowledge that itrsquos clearly a kid telling tall tales to his sister and the fact
that the Long-Legger Kwong is not on the endangered species list Irsquom rather
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more bothered by the fact that the book talks about Wogs (theyrsquore ldquothe
worldrsquos sweetest frogsrdquo in this case not humans being referred to with a
racial slur but still)
Hunches in Bunches
The narrator canrsquot decide what to do his various impulses (do homework
Visit a friend Oil his bike) are personified as goofy Seussian monsters
ordering him around
This one is lesser-known for a couple of reasons The rhymes donrsquot run quite
as smoothly as in some of his books But mdash and this is actually way more of a
dealbreaker for most parents I know than the violent implications of the
club in Solla Sollew or the environmental disrespect in Scrambled Eggs
Super mdash the words ldquodumbrdquo and ldquostupidrdquo get used multiple times (ldquoIrsquom not
that dumb a duncerdquo ldquoAnd then I heard an Up Hunch laugh lsquoYou are a stupid
schlupprdquo) If yoursquore a non-parent you may be rolling your eyes right now
and wondering why I would make fun of the parents who think Green Eggs
and Ham will make their kids try heroin but sympathize with the people
phobic of the word ldquostupidrdquo Itrsquos any three-year-old who hears the evocative
phrase ldquoyou are a stupid schlupprdquo is almost guaranteed to try it out within
24 hours and therersquos very little quite as irritating as hearing siblings scream
ldquostupidrdquo
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at each other
Back when my older kid was six I once had four kindergartners in my
minivan and one of them loudly announce ldquoI know the bad S-wordrdquo To my
relief she meant the word ldquostupidrdquo (The bad f-word was ldquofatrdquo) Anyway if
yoursquore one of the parents who seriously treats the word ldquostupidrdquo as a swear
word you definitely donrsquot want to read your kid this book and even if yoursquore
mellower about it you might want to avoid it And yoursquore not missing out on
all that much for a better book about a kid dragged randomly from task to
task by someone elsersquos impulsive whims grab If You Give a Mouse a Cookie or
any of the sequels
I Can Lick 30 Tigers Today And Other Stories
This is so obscure hardly anyone I describe it to even recognizes it I also
think it may be the single worst Seuss book every published Plot rhyme
misogyny and poor messaging all in one convenient package
There are three stories packaged together here The ldquoI Can Lick 30 Tigersrdquo
one involves the Cat in the Hat slowly disqualifying all thirty tigers from the
fight hersquos offering (theyrsquore too small they look tired their fingernails are
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dirtyhellip) and is reasonably amusing although it lacks a good rhythm and is
sort of clunky ldquoKing Looie Katzrdquo has a bunch of cats carrying each otherrsquos
tails around until the guy on the end quits (itrsquos a little reminiscent of Yertle
the Turtle but shorter and not as good)
The longest story by far is ldquoThe Glunk That Got Thunkrdquo a bizarre and
unfortunate little horror story The setup of summoning a horrifying
creature that you canrsquot banish is a staple in TV and movies but usually the
summoning requires at least a little bit of deliberate effort The narratorrsquos
sister does it just by imagining
A thing my sister likes to do
Some evenings after supper
Is sit upstairs in her small room
And use her Thinker-Upper
She turns her Thinker-Upper on
She lets it softly purr
It thinks up friendly little things
With smiles and fuzzy fur
Of course she gets tired of the cute little fuzzy things and decides to speed
up her Thinker-Upper and see what she can come up with She thinks up a
Glunk which is a large green stinky nasty-looking monster (ldquoI have
thunked up quite a methrdquo the sister says which is supposed to be a lisp and
not a drug reference Although if you re-read this and pretend that the
Glunk is supposed to be a symbolic representation of amphetamine
addiction the story is somewhat improved)
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The Glunk takes physical form and promptly makes a long-distance phone
call to his mother 9000 miles away in Texa-Kota-Cutt costing the family
$10minute as he gives her his favorite recipe (Gosh remember when long
distance phone calls were outrageously expensive You must be my age and
not my childrenrsquos age) The sister tries to un-think the Glunk with no
success eventually the brother comes to her rescue and the two are able to
banish it together Chastened the girl sticks with fuzzy things thereafter
I have a friend who will make a strong case for the much-better-known Cat
in the Hat as a horror story the Cat invades the house threatens the fish
makes an enormous mess etc But the Cat is drawn in a playful and friendly
way the Glunk is a straight-up scary monster
Therersquos also the fact that the Glunk is summoned by the sister banished by
the brother (and the sister but shersquos clearly dependent on him) and that the
moral of the story is apparently that girls should stick with thinking about
cute and fuzzy things lest they bring disaster to us all Therersquos actually quite
a bit of misogyny in Dr Seuss mdash Mayzie the flighty irresponsible mother
who leaves her egg with Horton the elephant is probably the best-known
example but therersquos also Gertrude McFuzz who nearly kills herself with
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vanity in one of the other stories in Yertle the Turtle Most of the better
Seuss books are simply devoid of female characters entirely and just donrsquot
ask where baby Sneetches come from Anyway this one truly puts Seussrsquos
weird misogyny in high definition
Horton and the Kwuggerbug and More Lost Stories
This just came out last year so even if yoursquore itching for the truly lost-and-
rediscovered Seuss you still donrsquot have to wait for Which Pet Should I Get
Itrsquos a collection of four stories all of which were published in Redbook
magazine in the 1950s
Part of the appeal to this collection is the familiarity of the characters and
settings Horton is the same elephant who sat on an egg and heard a Who in
this short story hersquos conned into giving a greedy bug a lengthy ride with the
promise of a share of Beezlenuts (If therersquos one consistent moral to the
Seuss books itrsquos that you should never ever pick up a hitchhiker) Marco
the hero of McElligotrsquos Pool and To Think That I Saw It On Mulberry Street
tells a tall tale to explain his tardiness at school
A police officer on Mulberry Street ldquosaves the whole townrdquo by swatting a fly
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and therersquos even an appearance by a Grinch though seeing the Grinch
working as a small-time irritating salesman will probably disappoint most
Grinch fans
The weakness of this book is the amount of text on the page With some
kids you need pretty frequent page flips to keep their interest and since
this was originally printed in a magazine there are fewer illustrations for
each block of text
The Kingrsquos Stilts
This is seriously old-school Seuss one of his very first books and not
narrated in rhyme (The other non-rhyming Seuss books most people are
somewhat familiar with are The 500 Hats of Bartholomew Cubbins and
Bartholomew and the Oobleck This one is similar to those but with a king as a
hero rather than antagonist)
The moral of this story is ldquoall work and no play makes Jack a dull boy and
also causes him to totally shirk his responsibilities so people who are overly
invested in Royal Dignity should suck itrdquo I thought it was a bit anvilicious but
my younger daughter spotted it on my desk and read it and she thought it
was great so clearly mileage will vary
The Seven Lady Godivas
So here we are the secret lost Seuss book the only one to fall out of print
(and be brought back only to fall out of print again) This was Dr Seussrsquos
attempt to write a dirty book mdash kind of Itrsquos full of the tamest funniest naked
lady pictures yoursquove ever seen
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Families that are unbothered by the little boy dangly bits in Maurice
Sendakrsquos In the Night Kitchen will find nothing particularly shocking here
other than the fact that the breasts donrsquot have nipples the legs are
proportioned wrong and the ladies go naked while rowing boats riding
horses attending funerals and climbing out of buildings
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The premise of the book is that there were seven Godiva sisters all of whom
routinely went naked they lost their father in a tragic horse-riding accident
and honored his memory by swearing not to marry (the seven Peeping
brothers) until they could discover some useful facts about horses
Seuss was apparently trying to make the ladies sexy but he really did not
succeed Every picture is hilarious The story is unrhymed and whimsical Itrsquos
hard to find and not particularly cheap used but if yoursquore lucky you might
be able to check it out of your local library (thatrsquos where I found it)
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Ambignostic bull a year agoI was surprised by how much I dislike 1984s The Butter Battle Book I appreciate that Geisel inthe throes of nuclear panic that gripped so many of us back then tried to take a public standagainst the futility of the arms race But I find it a little bit preachy and simplistic to suggest that theantipathy between communist and capitalist empires was analogous to a disagreement betweencultures about which way to hold your bread The worse problem though is that the narrativeshifts voice in a really jarring way near the end
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Naomi bull a year agogt Ambignostic
I didnt write about the Butter Battle Book in this piece because I think most people haveheard of it but youre absolutely correct that its pretty terrible
Theres the super-simplistic politics for starters I kind of liked the depiction of the futility ofan arms race but ITA that the butter side updown metaphor was deeply problematic Hisother political books simplify but in a less X symbolizes Y kind of wayplus being aracist bigot is stupid is a legit simple message in a way that theres no real differencebetween the US and the USSR is not
The rhymes and rhythm have places where they just dont work -- he was in a hurry to getit out so he didnt stick with it as long as he should have -- and the timing and narrativemake no goddamn sense just in terms of whos telling the story and how Its just a badlydone book If you want a peacenik hippy book about how escalation doesnt work as wellas peacemaking The Three Little Wolves and the Big Bad Pig by Eugene Trivizas is amuch better take on the theme
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Love You Honeybearrsquo
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Beautiful Worldrsquo ndash The
Decemberists
Learning To Love The
Grind With Monster
Hunter
Review ndash Hacker Hoaxer Whistleblower
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Not All Dr Seuss Books Are ClassicsTrust Us Naomi Kritzer March 4 2015 Critic 2 Comments
Therersquos a new Dr Seuss book coming out in the summer unearthed (fully
illustrated even) from his home The new book is called What Pet Should I
Get and I find the excitement a little surprising given all the obscure Dr
Seuss books out there that most parents have never seen This isnrsquot going to
be the next Green Eggs and Ham although it might possibly be the next Foot
Book But it might also be the next Hunches in Bunches Some of his obscure
books are obscure for a reason
Anyway Allow me to point the way to a few volumes of Seuss you might be
less familiar with perhaps with good reason
I Had Trouble in Getting to Solla Sollew
Spy The Many Faces of
Anonymous
Irsquom A Bitter
Critic
Lawyer
SciTech
Endings
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Explore Bitter Empire
10 Things You Will Do While Studying for theBar
Five Godawful YouTube Video Depositions
Dear Bitter Butch How Do I Tell If Its FlirtingFor Fun Or Flirting For Real
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This is the cream of the crop what I was looking for when I dove into this
project a genuinely excellent undeservedly obscure classic Seuss book It
has rhyme meter plot amusing illustrations and a useful life lesson baked
in
The narrator has troubles Fuzzy feathered and nasty little troubles So he
sets out for Solla Sollew where allegedly they never have troubles (or at
least very few) Of course the trip is utterly disastrous he gets exploited by
a lazy manager (ldquoThis is called teamwork I furnish the brains You furnish
the muscles the aches and the painsrdquo) washed away in a flood drafted
abruptly into an army where hersquos abandoned by his supposed comrades
after being sent up against a pack of Poozers armed only with a pea-shooter
trapped in traffic and then turned away from Solla Sollew because the one
trouble they do have prevents them from opening the gates He finally
returns home arms himself with a big stick and decides hersquoll handle his
troubles himself
In a sense this book reminded me of the (non-Seuss) childrenrsquos classic
Alexander and the Terrible Horrible No-Good Very Bad Day in which after
each bit of misery Alexander informs us that hersquos going to move to
Australia That bookrsquos about the troubles this onersquos about the process of
trying to escape them both wind up with the message that sometimes all
you can do is suck it up and try to handle what life sends you
Irsquoll note that Irsquom not kidding about the big stick Well ldquobig batrdquo according to
the narrator it sort of looks like a club Therersquos a distinct ldquoviolence Violence
is the solutionrdquo tone to the ending which some parents may find off-
putting I suppose if you have a preschooler whose ldquotroublesrdquo are his newly
mobile twin siblings you might not want him solving those troubles with bat
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Anyway I think most kids grasp that the stick can be a metaphor but just as
a public service I figured I would mention it
McElligotrsquos Pool and Scrambled Eggs Super
These are both silliness with almost no plot In McElligotrsquos Pool the boy
(Marco from Mulberry Street) is fishing in a tiny little puddle fantasizing
about all the wildly exotic aquatic creatures he might somehow catch In
Scrambled Eggs Super the boy narrator tells his sister about an omelet he
made from a bunch of fantastically exotic eggs Basically both books were
an opportunity for Seuss to draw whimsical creatures and then give them
bizarre names If you like On Beyond Zebra these will probably be up your
alley too
There are parents who complain about Scrambled Eggs Super on the grounds
that it teaches environmental irresponsibility because the kid is stealing
eggs from endangered species Irsquom going to go ahead and suggest that if you
are truly worried about this you might want to get a grip before your kid is
old enough to pick out his or her own books console yourself in the
knowledge that itrsquos clearly a kid telling tall tales to his sister and the fact
that the Long-Legger Kwong is not on the endangered species list Irsquom rather
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more bothered by the fact that the book talks about Wogs (theyrsquore ldquothe
worldrsquos sweetest frogsrdquo in this case not humans being referred to with a
racial slur but still)
Hunches in Bunches
The narrator canrsquot decide what to do his various impulses (do homework
Visit a friend Oil his bike) are personified as goofy Seussian monsters
ordering him around
This one is lesser-known for a couple of reasons The rhymes donrsquot run quite
as smoothly as in some of his books But mdash and this is actually way more of a
dealbreaker for most parents I know than the violent implications of the
club in Solla Sollew or the environmental disrespect in Scrambled Eggs
Super mdash the words ldquodumbrdquo and ldquostupidrdquo get used multiple times (ldquoIrsquom not
that dumb a duncerdquo ldquoAnd then I heard an Up Hunch laugh lsquoYou are a stupid
schlupprdquo) If yoursquore a non-parent you may be rolling your eyes right now
and wondering why I would make fun of the parents who think Green Eggs
and Ham will make their kids try heroin but sympathize with the people
phobic of the word ldquostupidrdquo Itrsquos any three-year-old who hears the evocative
phrase ldquoyou are a stupid schlupprdquo is almost guaranteed to try it out within
24 hours and therersquos very little quite as irritating as hearing siblings scream
ldquostupidrdquo
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at each other
Back when my older kid was six I once had four kindergartners in my
minivan and one of them loudly announce ldquoI know the bad S-wordrdquo To my
relief she meant the word ldquostupidrdquo (The bad f-word was ldquofatrdquo) Anyway if
yoursquore one of the parents who seriously treats the word ldquostupidrdquo as a swear
word you definitely donrsquot want to read your kid this book and even if yoursquore
mellower about it you might want to avoid it And yoursquore not missing out on
all that much for a better book about a kid dragged randomly from task to
task by someone elsersquos impulsive whims grab If You Give a Mouse a Cookie or
any of the sequels
I Can Lick 30 Tigers Today And Other Stories
This is so obscure hardly anyone I describe it to even recognizes it I also
think it may be the single worst Seuss book every published Plot rhyme
misogyny and poor messaging all in one convenient package
There are three stories packaged together here The ldquoI Can Lick 30 Tigersrdquo
one involves the Cat in the Hat slowly disqualifying all thirty tigers from the
fight hersquos offering (theyrsquore too small they look tired their fingernails are
3132016 Not All Dr Seuss Books Are Classics Trust Us - Bitter Empire
httpbitterempirecomnot-dr-seuss-books-classics-trust-us 919
dirtyhellip) and is reasonably amusing although it lacks a good rhythm and is
sort of clunky ldquoKing Looie Katzrdquo has a bunch of cats carrying each otherrsquos
tails around until the guy on the end quits (itrsquos a little reminiscent of Yertle
the Turtle but shorter and not as good)
The longest story by far is ldquoThe Glunk That Got Thunkrdquo a bizarre and
unfortunate little horror story The setup of summoning a horrifying
creature that you canrsquot banish is a staple in TV and movies but usually the
summoning requires at least a little bit of deliberate effort The narratorrsquos
sister does it just by imagining
A thing my sister likes to do
Some evenings after supper
Is sit upstairs in her small room
And use her Thinker-Upper
She turns her Thinker-Upper on
She lets it softly purr
It thinks up friendly little things
With smiles and fuzzy fur
Of course she gets tired of the cute little fuzzy things and decides to speed
up her Thinker-Upper and see what she can come up with She thinks up a
Glunk which is a large green stinky nasty-looking monster (ldquoI have
thunked up quite a methrdquo the sister says which is supposed to be a lisp and
not a drug reference Although if you re-read this and pretend that the
Glunk is supposed to be a symbolic representation of amphetamine
addiction the story is somewhat improved)
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The Glunk takes physical form and promptly makes a long-distance phone
call to his mother 9000 miles away in Texa-Kota-Cutt costing the family
$10minute as he gives her his favorite recipe (Gosh remember when long
distance phone calls were outrageously expensive You must be my age and
not my childrenrsquos age) The sister tries to un-think the Glunk with no
success eventually the brother comes to her rescue and the two are able to
banish it together Chastened the girl sticks with fuzzy things thereafter
I have a friend who will make a strong case for the much-better-known Cat
in the Hat as a horror story the Cat invades the house threatens the fish
makes an enormous mess etc But the Cat is drawn in a playful and friendly
way the Glunk is a straight-up scary monster
Therersquos also the fact that the Glunk is summoned by the sister banished by
the brother (and the sister but shersquos clearly dependent on him) and that the
moral of the story is apparently that girls should stick with thinking about
cute and fuzzy things lest they bring disaster to us all Therersquos actually quite
a bit of misogyny in Dr Seuss mdash Mayzie the flighty irresponsible mother
who leaves her egg with Horton the elephant is probably the best-known
example but therersquos also Gertrude McFuzz who nearly kills herself with
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vanity in one of the other stories in Yertle the Turtle Most of the better
Seuss books are simply devoid of female characters entirely and just donrsquot
ask where baby Sneetches come from Anyway this one truly puts Seussrsquos
weird misogyny in high definition
Horton and the Kwuggerbug and More Lost Stories
This just came out last year so even if yoursquore itching for the truly lost-and-
rediscovered Seuss you still donrsquot have to wait for Which Pet Should I Get
Itrsquos a collection of four stories all of which were published in Redbook
magazine in the 1950s
Part of the appeal to this collection is the familiarity of the characters and
settings Horton is the same elephant who sat on an egg and heard a Who in
this short story hersquos conned into giving a greedy bug a lengthy ride with the
promise of a share of Beezlenuts (If therersquos one consistent moral to the
Seuss books itrsquos that you should never ever pick up a hitchhiker) Marco
the hero of McElligotrsquos Pool and To Think That I Saw It On Mulberry Street
tells a tall tale to explain his tardiness at school
A police officer on Mulberry Street ldquosaves the whole townrdquo by swatting a fly
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and therersquos even an appearance by a Grinch though seeing the Grinch
working as a small-time irritating salesman will probably disappoint most
Grinch fans
The weakness of this book is the amount of text on the page With some
kids you need pretty frequent page flips to keep their interest and since
this was originally printed in a magazine there are fewer illustrations for
each block of text
The Kingrsquos Stilts
This is seriously old-school Seuss one of his very first books and not
narrated in rhyme (The other non-rhyming Seuss books most people are
somewhat familiar with are The 500 Hats of Bartholomew Cubbins and
Bartholomew and the Oobleck This one is similar to those but with a king as a
hero rather than antagonist)
The moral of this story is ldquoall work and no play makes Jack a dull boy and
also causes him to totally shirk his responsibilities so people who are overly
invested in Royal Dignity should suck itrdquo I thought it was a bit anvilicious but
my younger daughter spotted it on my desk and read it and she thought it
was great so clearly mileage will vary
The Seven Lady Godivas
So here we are the secret lost Seuss book the only one to fall out of print
(and be brought back only to fall out of print again) This was Dr Seussrsquos
attempt to write a dirty book mdash kind of Itrsquos full of the tamest funniest naked
lady pictures yoursquove ever seen
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Families that are unbothered by the little boy dangly bits in Maurice
Sendakrsquos In the Night Kitchen will find nothing particularly shocking here
other than the fact that the breasts donrsquot have nipples the legs are
proportioned wrong and the ladies go naked while rowing boats riding
horses attending funerals and climbing out of buildings
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The premise of the book is that there were seven Godiva sisters all of whom
routinely went naked they lost their father in a tragic horse-riding accident
and honored his memory by swearing not to marry (the seven Peeping
brothers) until they could discover some useful facts about horses
Seuss was apparently trying to make the ladies sexy but he really did not
succeed Every picture is hilarious The story is unrhymed and whimsical Itrsquos
hard to find and not particularly cheap used but if yoursquore lucky you might
be able to check it out of your local library (thatrsquos where I found it)
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Ambignostic bull a year agoI was surprised by how much I dislike 1984s The Butter Battle Book I appreciate that Geisel inthe throes of nuclear panic that gripped so many of us back then tried to take a public standagainst the futility of the arms race But I find it a little bit preachy and simplistic to suggest that theantipathy between communist and capitalist empires was analogous to a disagreement betweencultures about which way to hold your bread The worse problem though is that the narrativeshifts voice in a really jarring way near the end
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Naomi bull a year agogt Ambignostic
I didnt write about the Butter Battle Book in this piece because I think most people haveheard of it but youre absolutely correct that its pretty terrible
Theres the super-simplistic politics for starters I kind of liked the depiction of the futility ofan arms race but ITA that the butter side updown metaphor was deeply problematic Hisother political books simplify but in a less X symbolizes Y kind of wayplus being aracist bigot is stupid is a legit simple message in a way that theres no real differencebetween the US and the USSR is not
The rhymes and rhythm have places where they just dont work -- he was in a hurry to getit out so he didnt stick with it as long as he should have -- and the timing and narrativemake no goddamn sense just in terms of whos telling the story and how Its just a badlydone book If you want a peacenik hippy book about how escalation doesnt work as wellas peacemaking The Three Little Wolves and the Big Bad Pig by Eugene Trivizas is amuch better take on the theme
2
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this phase too Keep offering choices Readbooks that reinforce those choices Mydaughters daddy wears lots of pinks and hellip
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Not All Dr Seuss Books Are ClassicsTrust Us Naomi Kritzer March 4 2015 Critic 2 Comments
Therersquos a new Dr Seuss book coming out in the summer unearthed (fully
illustrated even) from his home The new book is called What Pet Should I
Get and I find the excitement a little surprising given all the obscure Dr
Seuss books out there that most parents have never seen This isnrsquot going to
be the next Green Eggs and Ham although it might possibly be the next Foot
Book But it might also be the next Hunches in Bunches Some of his obscure
books are obscure for a reason
Anyway Allow me to point the way to a few volumes of Seuss you might be
less familiar with perhaps with good reason
I Had Trouble in Getting to Solla Sollew
Spy The Many Faces of
Anonymous
Irsquom A Bitter
Critic
Lawyer
SciTech
Endings
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This is the cream of the crop what I was looking for when I dove into this
project a genuinely excellent undeservedly obscure classic Seuss book It
has rhyme meter plot amusing illustrations and a useful life lesson baked
in
The narrator has troubles Fuzzy feathered and nasty little troubles So he
sets out for Solla Sollew where allegedly they never have troubles (or at
least very few) Of course the trip is utterly disastrous he gets exploited by
a lazy manager (ldquoThis is called teamwork I furnish the brains You furnish
the muscles the aches and the painsrdquo) washed away in a flood drafted
abruptly into an army where hersquos abandoned by his supposed comrades
after being sent up against a pack of Poozers armed only with a pea-shooter
trapped in traffic and then turned away from Solla Sollew because the one
trouble they do have prevents them from opening the gates He finally
returns home arms himself with a big stick and decides hersquoll handle his
troubles himself
In a sense this book reminded me of the (non-Seuss) childrenrsquos classic
Alexander and the Terrible Horrible No-Good Very Bad Day in which after
each bit of misery Alexander informs us that hersquos going to move to
Australia That bookrsquos about the troubles this onersquos about the process of
trying to escape them both wind up with the message that sometimes all
you can do is suck it up and try to handle what life sends you
Irsquoll note that Irsquom not kidding about the big stick Well ldquobig batrdquo according to
the narrator it sort of looks like a club Therersquos a distinct ldquoviolence Violence
is the solutionrdquo tone to the ending which some parents may find off-
putting I suppose if you have a preschooler whose ldquotroublesrdquo are his newly
mobile twin siblings you might not want him solving those troubles with bat
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Anyway I think most kids grasp that the stick can be a metaphor but just as
a public service I figured I would mention it
McElligotrsquos Pool and Scrambled Eggs Super
These are both silliness with almost no plot In McElligotrsquos Pool the boy
(Marco from Mulberry Street) is fishing in a tiny little puddle fantasizing
about all the wildly exotic aquatic creatures he might somehow catch In
Scrambled Eggs Super the boy narrator tells his sister about an omelet he
made from a bunch of fantastically exotic eggs Basically both books were
an opportunity for Seuss to draw whimsical creatures and then give them
bizarre names If you like On Beyond Zebra these will probably be up your
alley too
There are parents who complain about Scrambled Eggs Super on the grounds
that it teaches environmental irresponsibility because the kid is stealing
eggs from endangered species Irsquom going to go ahead and suggest that if you
are truly worried about this you might want to get a grip before your kid is
old enough to pick out his or her own books console yourself in the
knowledge that itrsquos clearly a kid telling tall tales to his sister and the fact
that the Long-Legger Kwong is not on the endangered species list Irsquom rather
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more bothered by the fact that the book talks about Wogs (theyrsquore ldquothe
worldrsquos sweetest frogsrdquo in this case not humans being referred to with a
racial slur but still)
Hunches in Bunches
The narrator canrsquot decide what to do his various impulses (do homework
Visit a friend Oil his bike) are personified as goofy Seussian monsters
ordering him around
This one is lesser-known for a couple of reasons The rhymes donrsquot run quite
as smoothly as in some of his books But mdash and this is actually way more of a
dealbreaker for most parents I know than the violent implications of the
club in Solla Sollew or the environmental disrespect in Scrambled Eggs
Super mdash the words ldquodumbrdquo and ldquostupidrdquo get used multiple times (ldquoIrsquom not
that dumb a duncerdquo ldquoAnd then I heard an Up Hunch laugh lsquoYou are a stupid
schlupprdquo) If yoursquore a non-parent you may be rolling your eyes right now
and wondering why I would make fun of the parents who think Green Eggs
and Ham will make their kids try heroin but sympathize with the people
phobic of the word ldquostupidrdquo Itrsquos any three-year-old who hears the evocative
phrase ldquoyou are a stupid schlupprdquo is almost guaranteed to try it out within
24 hours and therersquos very little quite as irritating as hearing siblings scream
ldquostupidrdquo
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at each other
Back when my older kid was six I once had four kindergartners in my
minivan and one of them loudly announce ldquoI know the bad S-wordrdquo To my
relief she meant the word ldquostupidrdquo (The bad f-word was ldquofatrdquo) Anyway if
yoursquore one of the parents who seriously treats the word ldquostupidrdquo as a swear
word you definitely donrsquot want to read your kid this book and even if yoursquore
mellower about it you might want to avoid it And yoursquore not missing out on
all that much for a better book about a kid dragged randomly from task to
task by someone elsersquos impulsive whims grab If You Give a Mouse a Cookie or
any of the sequels
I Can Lick 30 Tigers Today And Other Stories
This is so obscure hardly anyone I describe it to even recognizes it I also
think it may be the single worst Seuss book every published Plot rhyme
misogyny and poor messaging all in one convenient package
There are three stories packaged together here The ldquoI Can Lick 30 Tigersrdquo
one involves the Cat in the Hat slowly disqualifying all thirty tigers from the
fight hersquos offering (theyrsquore too small they look tired their fingernails are
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dirtyhellip) and is reasonably amusing although it lacks a good rhythm and is
sort of clunky ldquoKing Looie Katzrdquo has a bunch of cats carrying each otherrsquos
tails around until the guy on the end quits (itrsquos a little reminiscent of Yertle
the Turtle but shorter and not as good)
The longest story by far is ldquoThe Glunk That Got Thunkrdquo a bizarre and
unfortunate little horror story The setup of summoning a horrifying
creature that you canrsquot banish is a staple in TV and movies but usually the
summoning requires at least a little bit of deliberate effort The narratorrsquos
sister does it just by imagining
A thing my sister likes to do
Some evenings after supper
Is sit upstairs in her small room
And use her Thinker-Upper
She turns her Thinker-Upper on
She lets it softly purr
It thinks up friendly little things
With smiles and fuzzy fur
Of course she gets tired of the cute little fuzzy things and decides to speed
up her Thinker-Upper and see what she can come up with She thinks up a
Glunk which is a large green stinky nasty-looking monster (ldquoI have
thunked up quite a methrdquo the sister says which is supposed to be a lisp and
not a drug reference Although if you re-read this and pretend that the
Glunk is supposed to be a symbolic representation of amphetamine
addiction the story is somewhat improved)
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The Glunk takes physical form and promptly makes a long-distance phone
call to his mother 9000 miles away in Texa-Kota-Cutt costing the family
$10minute as he gives her his favorite recipe (Gosh remember when long
distance phone calls were outrageously expensive You must be my age and
not my childrenrsquos age) The sister tries to un-think the Glunk with no
success eventually the brother comes to her rescue and the two are able to
banish it together Chastened the girl sticks with fuzzy things thereafter
I have a friend who will make a strong case for the much-better-known Cat
in the Hat as a horror story the Cat invades the house threatens the fish
makes an enormous mess etc But the Cat is drawn in a playful and friendly
way the Glunk is a straight-up scary monster
Therersquos also the fact that the Glunk is summoned by the sister banished by
the brother (and the sister but shersquos clearly dependent on him) and that the
moral of the story is apparently that girls should stick with thinking about
cute and fuzzy things lest they bring disaster to us all Therersquos actually quite
a bit of misogyny in Dr Seuss mdash Mayzie the flighty irresponsible mother
who leaves her egg with Horton the elephant is probably the best-known
example but therersquos also Gertrude McFuzz who nearly kills herself with
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vanity in one of the other stories in Yertle the Turtle Most of the better
Seuss books are simply devoid of female characters entirely and just donrsquot
ask where baby Sneetches come from Anyway this one truly puts Seussrsquos
weird misogyny in high definition
Horton and the Kwuggerbug and More Lost Stories
This just came out last year so even if yoursquore itching for the truly lost-and-
rediscovered Seuss you still donrsquot have to wait for Which Pet Should I Get
Itrsquos a collection of four stories all of which were published in Redbook
magazine in the 1950s
Part of the appeal to this collection is the familiarity of the characters and
settings Horton is the same elephant who sat on an egg and heard a Who in
this short story hersquos conned into giving a greedy bug a lengthy ride with the
promise of a share of Beezlenuts (If therersquos one consistent moral to the
Seuss books itrsquos that you should never ever pick up a hitchhiker) Marco
the hero of McElligotrsquos Pool and To Think That I Saw It On Mulberry Street
tells a tall tale to explain his tardiness at school
A police officer on Mulberry Street ldquosaves the whole townrdquo by swatting a fly
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and therersquos even an appearance by a Grinch though seeing the Grinch
working as a small-time irritating salesman will probably disappoint most
Grinch fans
The weakness of this book is the amount of text on the page With some
kids you need pretty frequent page flips to keep their interest and since
this was originally printed in a magazine there are fewer illustrations for
each block of text
The Kingrsquos Stilts
This is seriously old-school Seuss one of his very first books and not
narrated in rhyme (The other non-rhyming Seuss books most people are
somewhat familiar with are The 500 Hats of Bartholomew Cubbins and
Bartholomew and the Oobleck This one is similar to those but with a king as a
hero rather than antagonist)
The moral of this story is ldquoall work and no play makes Jack a dull boy and
also causes him to totally shirk his responsibilities so people who are overly
invested in Royal Dignity should suck itrdquo I thought it was a bit anvilicious but
my younger daughter spotted it on my desk and read it and she thought it
was great so clearly mileage will vary
The Seven Lady Godivas
So here we are the secret lost Seuss book the only one to fall out of print
(and be brought back only to fall out of print again) This was Dr Seussrsquos
attempt to write a dirty book mdash kind of Itrsquos full of the tamest funniest naked
lady pictures yoursquove ever seen
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Families that are unbothered by the little boy dangly bits in Maurice
Sendakrsquos In the Night Kitchen will find nothing particularly shocking here
other than the fact that the breasts donrsquot have nipples the legs are
proportioned wrong and the ladies go naked while rowing boats riding
horses attending funerals and climbing out of buildings
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The premise of the book is that there were seven Godiva sisters all of whom
routinely went naked they lost their father in a tragic horse-riding accident
and honored his memory by swearing not to marry (the seven Peeping
brothers) until they could discover some useful facts about horses
Seuss was apparently trying to make the ladies sexy but he really did not
succeed Every picture is hilarious The story is unrhymed and whimsical Itrsquos
hard to find and not particularly cheap used but if yoursquore lucky you might
be able to check it out of your local library (thatrsquos where I found it)
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Ambignostic bull a year agoI was surprised by how much I dislike 1984s The Butter Battle Book I appreciate that Geisel inthe throes of nuclear panic that gripped so many of us back then tried to take a public standagainst the futility of the arms race But I find it a little bit preachy and simplistic to suggest that theantipathy between communist and capitalist empires was analogous to a disagreement betweencultures about which way to hold your bread The worse problem though is that the narrativeshifts voice in a really jarring way near the end
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Naomi bull a year agogt Ambignostic
I didnt write about the Butter Battle Book in this piece because I think most people haveheard of it but youre absolutely correct that its pretty terrible
Theres the super-simplistic politics for starters I kind of liked the depiction of the futility ofan arms race but ITA that the butter side updown metaphor was deeply problematic Hisother political books simplify but in a less X symbolizes Y kind of wayplus being aracist bigot is stupid is a legit simple message in a way that theres no real differencebetween the US and the USSR is not
The rhymes and rhythm have places where they just dont work -- he was in a hurry to getit out so he didnt stick with it as long as he should have -- and the timing and narrativemake no goddamn sense just in terms of whos telling the story and how Its just a badlydone book If you want a peacenik hippy book about how escalation doesnt work as wellas peacemaking The Three Little Wolves and the Big Bad Pig by Eugene Trivizas is amuch better take on the theme
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Share rsaquo
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this phase too Keep offering choices Readbooks that reinforce those choices Mydaughters daddy wears lots of pinks and hellip
that this study does indeed have numerouslimitations ndash and its conclusions are inaccurateand misleading Most energy drinks have hellip
Snow In The Mountains1 comment bull 3 months ago
Truly Madly Derply mdash Beautifully written theending was simple and superb Just onequestion how exactly did you get inside my
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This is the cream of the crop what I was looking for when I dove into this
project a genuinely excellent undeservedly obscure classic Seuss book It
has rhyme meter plot amusing illustrations and a useful life lesson baked
in
The narrator has troubles Fuzzy feathered and nasty little troubles So he
sets out for Solla Sollew where allegedly they never have troubles (or at
least very few) Of course the trip is utterly disastrous he gets exploited by
a lazy manager (ldquoThis is called teamwork I furnish the brains You furnish
the muscles the aches and the painsrdquo) washed away in a flood drafted
abruptly into an army where hersquos abandoned by his supposed comrades
after being sent up against a pack of Poozers armed only with a pea-shooter
trapped in traffic and then turned away from Solla Sollew because the one
trouble they do have prevents them from opening the gates He finally
returns home arms himself with a big stick and decides hersquoll handle his
troubles himself
In a sense this book reminded me of the (non-Seuss) childrenrsquos classic
Alexander and the Terrible Horrible No-Good Very Bad Day in which after
each bit of misery Alexander informs us that hersquos going to move to
Australia That bookrsquos about the troubles this onersquos about the process of
trying to escape them both wind up with the message that sometimes all
you can do is suck it up and try to handle what life sends you
Irsquoll note that Irsquom not kidding about the big stick Well ldquobig batrdquo according to
the narrator it sort of looks like a club Therersquos a distinct ldquoviolence Violence
is the solutionrdquo tone to the ending which some parents may find off-
putting I suppose if you have a preschooler whose ldquotroublesrdquo are his newly
mobile twin siblings you might not want him solving those troubles with bat
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Anyway I think most kids grasp that the stick can be a metaphor but just as
a public service I figured I would mention it
McElligotrsquos Pool and Scrambled Eggs Super
These are both silliness with almost no plot In McElligotrsquos Pool the boy
(Marco from Mulberry Street) is fishing in a tiny little puddle fantasizing
about all the wildly exotic aquatic creatures he might somehow catch In
Scrambled Eggs Super the boy narrator tells his sister about an omelet he
made from a bunch of fantastically exotic eggs Basically both books were
an opportunity for Seuss to draw whimsical creatures and then give them
bizarre names If you like On Beyond Zebra these will probably be up your
alley too
There are parents who complain about Scrambled Eggs Super on the grounds
that it teaches environmental irresponsibility because the kid is stealing
eggs from endangered species Irsquom going to go ahead and suggest that if you
are truly worried about this you might want to get a grip before your kid is
old enough to pick out his or her own books console yourself in the
knowledge that itrsquos clearly a kid telling tall tales to his sister and the fact
that the Long-Legger Kwong is not on the endangered species list Irsquom rather
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more bothered by the fact that the book talks about Wogs (theyrsquore ldquothe
worldrsquos sweetest frogsrdquo in this case not humans being referred to with a
racial slur but still)
Hunches in Bunches
The narrator canrsquot decide what to do his various impulses (do homework
Visit a friend Oil his bike) are personified as goofy Seussian monsters
ordering him around
This one is lesser-known for a couple of reasons The rhymes donrsquot run quite
as smoothly as in some of his books But mdash and this is actually way more of a
dealbreaker for most parents I know than the violent implications of the
club in Solla Sollew or the environmental disrespect in Scrambled Eggs
Super mdash the words ldquodumbrdquo and ldquostupidrdquo get used multiple times (ldquoIrsquom not
that dumb a duncerdquo ldquoAnd then I heard an Up Hunch laugh lsquoYou are a stupid
schlupprdquo) If yoursquore a non-parent you may be rolling your eyes right now
and wondering why I would make fun of the parents who think Green Eggs
and Ham will make their kids try heroin but sympathize with the people
phobic of the word ldquostupidrdquo Itrsquos any three-year-old who hears the evocative
phrase ldquoyou are a stupid schlupprdquo is almost guaranteed to try it out within
24 hours and therersquos very little quite as irritating as hearing siblings scream
ldquostupidrdquo
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at each other
Back when my older kid was six I once had four kindergartners in my
minivan and one of them loudly announce ldquoI know the bad S-wordrdquo To my
relief she meant the word ldquostupidrdquo (The bad f-word was ldquofatrdquo) Anyway if
yoursquore one of the parents who seriously treats the word ldquostupidrdquo as a swear
word you definitely donrsquot want to read your kid this book and even if yoursquore
mellower about it you might want to avoid it And yoursquore not missing out on
all that much for a better book about a kid dragged randomly from task to
task by someone elsersquos impulsive whims grab If You Give a Mouse a Cookie or
any of the sequels
I Can Lick 30 Tigers Today And Other Stories
This is so obscure hardly anyone I describe it to even recognizes it I also
think it may be the single worst Seuss book every published Plot rhyme
misogyny and poor messaging all in one convenient package
There are three stories packaged together here The ldquoI Can Lick 30 Tigersrdquo
one involves the Cat in the Hat slowly disqualifying all thirty tigers from the
fight hersquos offering (theyrsquore too small they look tired their fingernails are
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httpbitterempirecomnot-dr-seuss-books-classics-trust-us 919
dirtyhellip) and is reasonably amusing although it lacks a good rhythm and is
sort of clunky ldquoKing Looie Katzrdquo has a bunch of cats carrying each otherrsquos
tails around until the guy on the end quits (itrsquos a little reminiscent of Yertle
the Turtle but shorter and not as good)
The longest story by far is ldquoThe Glunk That Got Thunkrdquo a bizarre and
unfortunate little horror story The setup of summoning a horrifying
creature that you canrsquot banish is a staple in TV and movies but usually the
summoning requires at least a little bit of deliberate effort The narratorrsquos
sister does it just by imagining
A thing my sister likes to do
Some evenings after supper
Is sit upstairs in her small room
And use her Thinker-Upper
She turns her Thinker-Upper on
She lets it softly purr
It thinks up friendly little things
With smiles and fuzzy fur
Of course she gets tired of the cute little fuzzy things and decides to speed
up her Thinker-Upper and see what she can come up with She thinks up a
Glunk which is a large green stinky nasty-looking monster (ldquoI have
thunked up quite a methrdquo the sister says which is supposed to be a lisp and
not a drug reference Although if you re-read this and pretend that the
Glunk is supposed to be a symbolic representation of amphetamine
addiction the story is somewhat improved)
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The Glunk takes physical form and promptly makes a long-distance phone
call to his mother 9000 miles away in Texa-Kota-Cutt costing the family
$10minute as he gives her his favorite recipe (Gosh remember when long
distance phone calls were outrageously expensive You must be my age and
not my childrenrsquos age) The sister tries to un-think the Glunk with no
success eventually the brother comes to her rescue and the two are able to
banish it together Chastened the girl sticks with fuzzy things thereafter
I have a friend who will make a strong case for the much-better-known Cat
in the Hat as a horror story the Cat invades the house threatens the fish
makes an enormous mess etc But the Cat is drawn in a playful and friendly
way the Glunk is a straight-up scary monster
Therersquos also the fact that the Glunk is summoned by the sister banished by
the brother (and the sister but shersquos clearly dependent on him) and that the
moral of the story is apparently that girls should stick with thinking about
cute and fuzzy things lest they bring disaster to us all Therersquos actually quite
a bit of misogyny in Dr Seuss mdash Mayzie the flighty irresponsible mother
who leaves her egg with Horton the elephant is probably the best-known
example but therersquos also Gertrude McFuzz who nearly kills herself with
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httpbitterempirecomnot-dr-seuss-books-classics-trust-us 1219
vanity in one of the other stories in Yertle the Turtle Most of the better
Seuss books are simply devoid of female characters entirely and just donrsquot
ask where baby Sneetches come from Anyway this one truly puts Seussrsquos
weird misogyny in high definition
Horton and the Kwuggerbug and More Lost Stories
This just came out last year so even if yoursquore itching for the truly lost-and-
rediscovered Seuss you still donrsquot have to wait for Which Pet Should I Get
Itrsquos a collection of four stories all of which were published in Redbook
magazine in the 1950s
Part of the appeal to this collection is the familiarity of the characters and
settings Horton is the same elephant who sat on an egg and heard a Who in
this short story hersquos conned into giving a greedy bug a lengthy ride with the
promise of a share of Beezlenuts (If therersquos one consistent moral to the
Seuss books itrsquos that you should never ever pick up a hitchhiker) Marco
the hero of McElligotrsquos Pool and To Think That I Saw It On Mulberry Street
tells a tall tale to explain his tardiness at school
A police officer on Mulberry Street ldquosaves the whole townrdquo by swatting a fly
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and therersquos even an appearance by a Grinch though seeing the Grinch
working as a small-time irritating salesman will probably disappoint most
Grinch fans
The weakness of this book is the amount of text on the page With some
kids you need pretty frequent page flips to keep their interest and since
this was originally printed in a magazine there are fewer illustrations for
each block of text
The Kingrsquos Stilts
This is seriously old-school Seuss one of his very first books and not
narrated in rhyme (The other non-rhyming Seuss books most people are
somewhat familiar with are The 500 Hats of Bartholomew Cubbins and
Bartholomew and the Oobleck This one is similar to those but with a king as a
hero rather than antagonist)
The moral of this story is ldquoall work and no play makes Jack a dull boy and
also causes him to totally shirk his responsibilities so people who are overly
invested in Royal Dignity should suck itrdquo I thought it was a bit anvilicious but
my younger daughter spotted it on my desk and read it and she thought it
was great so clearly mileage will vary
The Seven Lady Godivas
So here we are the secret lost Seuss book the only one to fall out of print
(and be brought back only to fall out of print again) This was Dr Seussrsquos
attempt to write a dirty book mdash kind of Itrsquos full of the tamest funniest naked
lady pictures yoursquove ever seen
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Families that are unbothered by the little boy dangly bits in Maurice
Sendakrsquos In the Night Kitchen will find nothing particularly shocking here
other than the fact that the breasts donrsquot have nipples the legs are
proportioned wrong and the ladies go naked while rowing boats riding
horses attending funerals and climbing out of buildings
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The premise of the book is that there were seven Godiva sisters all of whom
routinely went naked they lost their father in a tragic horse-riding accident
and honored his memory by swearing not to marry (the seven Peeping
brothers) until they could discover some useful facts about horses
Seuss was apparently trying to make the ladies sexy but he really did not
succeed Every picture is hilarious The story is unrhymed and whimsical Itrsquos
hard to find and not particularly cheap used but if yoursquore lucky you might
be able to check it out of your local library (thatrsquos where I found it)
You May Also Like
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American Beverage Association mdash Exactly rightthat this study does indeed have numerous
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Ambignostic bull a year agoI was surprised by how much I dislike 1984s The Butter Battle Book I appreciate that Geisel inthe throes of nuclear panic that gripped so many of us back then tried to take a public standagainst the futility of the arms race But I find it a little bit preachy and simplistic to suggest that theantipathy between communist and capitalist empires was analogous to a disagreement betweencultures about which way to hold your bread The worse problem though is that the narrativeshifts voice in a really jarring way near the end
1
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Naomi bull a year agogt Ambignostic
I didnt write about the Butter Battle Book in this piece because I think most people haveheard of it but youre absolutely correct that its pretty terrible
Theres the super-simplistic politics for starters I kind of liked the depiction of the futility ofan arms race but ITA that the butter side updown metaphor was deeply problematic Hisother political books simplify but in a less X symbolizes Y kind of wayplus being aracist bigot is stupid is a legit simple message in a way that theres no real differencebetween the US and the USSR is not
The rhymes and rhythm have places where they just dont work -- he was in a hurry to getit out so he didnt stick with it as long as he should have -- and the timing and narrativemake no goddamn sense just in terms of whos telling the story and how Its just a badlydone book If you want a peacenik hippy book about how escalation doesnt work as wellas peacemaking The Three Little Wolves and the Big Bad Pig by Eugene Trivizas is amuch better take on the theme
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this phase too Keep offering choices Readbooks that reinforce those choices Mydaughters daddy wears lots of pinks and hellip
that this study does indeed have numerouslimitations ndash and its conclusions are inaccurateand misleading Most energy drinks have hellip
Snow In The Mountains1 comment bull 3 months ago
Truly Madly Derply mdash Beautifully written theending was simple and superb Just onequestion how exactly did you get inside my
A Very Murray Christmas and the Death ofWallpaper Entertainment1 comment bull 3 months ago
marxalot mdash Netflix would be the perfect serviceto deliver moving wallpaper an endless
ABOUT US
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This is the cream of the crop what I was looking for when I dove into this
project a genuinely excellent undeservedly obscure classic Seuss book It
has rhyme meter plot amusing illustrations and a useful life lesson baked
in
The narrator has troubles Fuzzy feathered and nasty little troubles So he
sets out for Solla Sollew where allegedly they never have troubles (or at
least very few) Of course the trip is utterly disastrous he gets exploited by
a lazy manager (ldquoThis is called teamwork I furnish the brains You furnish
the muscles the aches and the painsrdquo) washed away in a flood drafted
abruptly into an army where hersquos abandoned by his supposed comrades
after being sent up against a pack of Poozers armed only with a pea-shooter
trapped in traffic and then turned away from Solla Sollew because the one
trouble they do have prevents them from opening the gates He finally
returns home arms himself with a big stick and decides hersquoll handle his
troubles himself
In a sense this book reminded me of the (non-Seuss) childrenrsquos classic
Alexander and the Terrible Horrible No-Good Very Bad Day in which after
each bit of misery Alexander informs us that hersquos going to move to
Australia That bookrsquos about the troubles this onersquos about the process of
trying to escape them both wind up with the message that sometimes all
you can do is suck it up and try to handle what life sends you
Irsquoll note that Irsquom not kidding about the big stick Well ldquobig batrdquo according to
the narrator it sort of looks like a club Therersquos a distinct ldquoviolence Violence
is the solutionrdquo tone to the ending which some parents may find off-
putting I suppose if you have a preschooler whose ldquotroublesrdquo are his newly
mobile twin siblings you might not want him solving those troubles with bat
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Seven Women You Sleep With in Law School
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Anyway I think most kids grasp that the stick can be a metaphor but just as
a public service I figured I would mention it
McElligotrsquos Pool and Scrambled Eggs Super
These are both silliness with almost no plot In McElligotrsquos Pool the boy
(Marco from Mulberry Street) is fishing in a tiny little puddle fantasizing
about all the wildly exotic aquatic creatures he might somehow catch In
Scrambled Eggs Super the boy narrator tells his sister about an omelet he
made from a bunch of fantastically exotic eggs Basically both books were
an opportunity for Seuss to draw whimsical creatures and then give them
bizarre names If you like On Beyond Zebra these will probably be up your
alley too
There are parents who complain about Scrambled Eggs Super on the grounds
that it teaches environmental irresponsibility because the kid is stealing
eggs from endangered species Irsquom going to go ahead and suggest that if you
are truly worried about this you might want to get a grip before your kid is
old enough to pick out his or her own books console yourself in the
knowledge that itrsquos clearly a kid telling tall tales to his sister and the fact
that the Long-Legger Kwong is not on the endangered species list Irsquom rather
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httpbitterempirecomnot-dr-seuss-books-classics-trust-us 719
more bothered by the fact that the book talks about Wogs (theyrsquore ldquothe
worldrsquos sweetest frogsrdquo in this case not humans being referred to with a
racial slur but still)
Hunches in Bunches
The narrator canrsquot decide what to do his various impulses (do homework
Visit a friend Oil his bike) are personified as goofy Seussian monsters
ordering him around
This one is lesser-known for a couple of reasons The rhymes donrsquot run quite
as smoothly as in some of his books But mdash and this is actually way more of a
dealbreaker for most parents I know than the violent implications of the
club in Solla Sollew or the environmental disrespect in Scrambled Eggs
Super mdash the words ldquodumbrdquo and ldquostupidrdquo get used multiple times (ldquoIrsquom not
that dumb a duncerdquo ldquoAnd then I heard an Up Hunch laugh lsquoYou are a stupid
schlupprdquo) If yoursquore a non-parent you may be rolling your eyes right now
and wondering why I would make fun of the parents who think Green Eggs
and Ham will make their kids try heroin but sympathize with the people
phobic of the word ldquostupidrdquo Itrsquos any three-year-old who hears the evocative
phrase ldquoyou are a stupid schlupprdquo is almost guaranteed to try it out within
24 hours and therersquos very little quite as irritating as hearing siblings scream
ldquostupidrdquo
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at each other
Back when my older kid was six I once had four kindergartners in my
minivan and one of them loudly announce ldquoI know the bad S-wordrdquo To my
relief she meant the word ldquostupidrdquo (The bad f-word was ldquofatrdquo) Anyway if
yoursquore one of the parents who seriously treats the word ldquostupidrdquo as a swear
word you definitely donrsquot want to read your kid this book and even if yoursquore
mellower about it you might want to avoid it And yoursquore not missing out on
all that much for a better book about a kid dragged randomly from task to
task by someone elsersquos impulsive whims grab If You Give a Mouse a Cookie or
any of the sequels
I Can Lick 30 Tigers Today And Other Stories
This is so obscure hardly anyone I describe it to even recognizes it I also
think it may be the single worst Seuss book every published Plot rhyme
misogyny and poor messaging all in one convenient package
There are three stories packaged together here The ldquoI Can Lick 30 Tigersrdquo
one involves the Cat in the Hat slowly disqualifying all thirty tigers from the
fight hersquos offering (theyrsquore too small they look tired their fingernails are
3132016 Not All Dr Seuss Books Are Classics Trust Us - Bitter Empire
httpbitterempirecomnot-dr-seuss-books-classics-trust-us 919
dirtyhellip) and is reasonably amusing although it lacks a good rhythm and is
sort of clunky ldquoKing Looie Katzrdquo has a bunch of cats carrying each otherrsquos
tails around until the guy on the end quits (itrsquos a little reminiscent of Yertle
the Turtle but shorter and not as good)
The longest story by far is ldquoThe Glunk That Got Thunkrdquo a bizarre and
unfortunate little horror story The setup of summoning a horrifying
creature that you canrsquot banish is a staple in TV and movies but usually the
summoning requires at least a little bit of deliberate effort The narratorrsquos
sister does it just by imagining
A thing my sister likes to do
Some evenings after supper
Is sit upstairs in her small room
And use her Thinker-Upper
She turns her Thinker-Upper on
She lets it softly purr
It thinks up friendly little things
With smiles and fuzzy fur
Of course she gets tired of the cute little fuzzy things and decides to speed
up her Thinker-Upper and see what she can come up with She thinks up a
Glunk which is a large green stinky nasty-looking monster (ldquoI have
thunked up quite a methrdquo the sister says which is supposed to be a lisp and
not a drug reference Although if you re-read this and pretend that the
Glunk is supposed to be a symbolic representation of amphetamine
addiction the story is somewhat improved)
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The Glunk takes physical form and promptly makes a long-distance phone
call to his mother 9000 miles away in Texa-Kota-Cutt costing the family
$10minute as he gives her his favorite recipe (Gosh remember when long
distance phone calls were outrageously expensive You must be my age and
not my childrenrsquos age) The sister tries to un-think the Glunk with no
success eventually the brother comes to her rescue and the two are able to
banish it together Chastened the girl sticks with fuzzy things thereafter
I have a friend who will make a strong case for the much-better-known Cat
in the Hat as a horror story the Cat invades the house threatens the fish
makes an enormous mess etc But the Cat is drawn in a playful and friendly
way the Glunk is a straight-up scary monster
Therersquos also the fact that the Glunk is summoned by the sister banished by
the brother (and the sister but shersquos clearly dependent on him) and that the
moral of the story is apparently that girls should stick with thinking about
cute and fuzzy things lest they bring disaster to us all Therersquos actually quite
a bit of misogyny in Dr Seuss mdash Mayzie the flighty irresponsible mother
who leaves her egg with Horton the elephant is probably the best-known
example but therersquos also Gertrude McFuzz who nearly kills herself with
3132016 Not All Dr Seuss Books Are Classics Trust Us - Bitter Empire
httpbitterempirecomnot-dr-seuss-books-classics-trust-us 1219
vanity in one of the other stories in Yertle the Turtle Most of the better
Seuss books are simply devoid of female characters entirely and just donrsquot
ask where baby Sneetches come from Anyway this one truly puts Seussrsquos
weird misogyny in high definition
Horton and the Kwuggerbug and More Lost Stories
This just came out last year so even if yoursquore itching for the truly lost-and-
rediscovered Seuss you still donrsquot have to wait for Which Pet Should I Get
Itrsquos a collection of four stories all of which were published in Redbook
magazine in the 1950s
Part of the appeal to this collection is the familiarity of the characters and
settings Horton is the same elephant who sat on an egg and heard a Who in
this short story hersquos conned into giving a greedy bug a lengthy ride with the
promise of a share of Beezlenuts (If therersquos one consistent moral to the
Seuss books itrsquos that you should never ever pick up a hitchhiker) Marco
the hero of McElligotrsquos Pool and To Think That I Saw It On Mulberry Street
tells a tall tale to explain his tardiness at school
A police officer on Mulberry Street ldquosaves the whole townrdquo by swatting a fly
3132016 Not All Dr Seuss Books Are Classics Trust Us - Bitter Empire
httpbitterempirecomnot-dr-seuss-books-classics-trust-us 1319
and therersquos even an appearance by a Grinch though seeing the Grinch
working as a small-time irritating salesman will probably disappoint most
Grinch fans
The weakness of this book is the amount of text on the page With some
kids you need pretty frequent page flips to keep their interest and since
this was originally printed in a magazine there are fewer illustrations for
each block of text
The Kingrsquos Stilts
This is seriously old-school Seuss one of his very first books and not
narrated in rhyme (The other non-rhyming Seuss books most people are
somewhat familiar with are The 500 Hats of Bartholomew Cubbins and
Bartholomew and the Oobleck This one is similar to those but with a king as a
hero rather than antagonist)
The moral of this story is ldquoall work and no play makes Jack a dull boy and
also causes him to totally shirk his responsibilities so people who are overly
invested in Royal Dignity should suck itrdquo I thought it was a bit anvilicious but
my younger daughter spotted it on my desk and read it and she thought it
was great so clearly mileage will vary
The Seven Lady Godivas
So here we are the secret lost Seuss book the only one to fall out of print
(and be brought back only to fall out of print again) This was Dr Seussrsquos
attempt to write a dirty book mdash kind of Itrsquos full of the tamest funniest naked
lady pictures yoursquove ever seen
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httpbitterempirecomnot-dr-seuss-books-classics-trust-us 1419
Families that are unbothered by the little boy dangly bits in Maurice
Sendakrsquos In the Night Kitchen will find nothing particularly shocking here
other than the fact that the breasts donrsquot have nipples the legs are
proportioned wrong and the ladies go naked while rowing boats riding
horses attending funerals and climbing out of buildings
3132016 Not All Dr Seuss Books Are Classics Trust Us - Bitter Empire
httpbitterempirecomnot-dr-seuss-books-classics-trust-us 1519
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The premise of the book is that there were seven Godiva sisters all of whom
routinely went naked they lost their father in a tragic horse-riding accident
and honored his memory by swearing not to marry (the seven Peeping
brothers) until they could discover some useful facts about horses
Seuss was apparently trying to make the ladies sexy but he really did not
succeed Every picture is hilarious The story is unrhymed and whimsical Itrsquos
hard to find and not particularly cheap used but if yoursquore lucky you might
be able to check it out of your local library (thatrsquos where I found it)
You May Also Like
Around The Web
4 Stages to a Heart Attack- Are You at Risk
Wedding PhotographerCaught the MostUnbelievable Moments
Men Dont Need Viagra ifThey Do This (Once Daily)Kills ED
New Sleep Aid TakesWalgreens by Storm
1 EyeLash Tool EveryWoman Must Try
Why Online Dating Worksso Well for OlderAmericans
3 Foods Surgeons Are NowCalling Death Foods
Why Women Are Flockingto This Incredible NewShopping Site
Spons ored Spons ored Spons ored Spons ored
Spons ored Spons ored Spons ored Spons ored
Paid Content
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More From Bitter Empire
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SHARE THIS POST
USA CA 41st HumanitasPrize Awards Ceremony
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Ambignostic bull a year agoI was surprised by how much I dislike 1984s The Butter Battle Book I appreciate that Geisel inthe throes of nuclear panic that gripped so many of us back then tried to take a public standagainst the futility of the arms race But I find it a little bit preachy and simplistic to suggest that theantipathy between communist and capitalist empires was analogous to a disagreement betweencultures about which way to hold your bread The worse problem though is that the narrativeshifts voice in a really jarring way near the end
1
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Naomi bull a year agogt Ambignostic
I didnt write about the Butter Battle Book in this piece because I think most people haveheard of it but youre absolutely correct that its pretty terrible
Theres the super-simplistic politics for starters I kind of liked the depiction of the futility ofan arms race but ITA that the butter side updown metaphor was deeply problematic Hisother political books simplify but in a less X symbolizes Y kind of wayplus being aracist bigot is stupid is a legit simple message in a way that theres no real differencebetween the US and the USSR is not
The rhymes and rhythm have places where they just dont work -- he was in a hurry to getit out so he didnt stick with it as long as he should have -- and the timing and narrativemake no goddamn sense just in terms of whos telling the story and how Its just a badlydone book If you want a peacenik hippy book about how escalation doesnt work as wellas peacemaking The Three Little Wolves and the Big Bad Pig by Eugene Trivizas is amuch better take on the theme
2
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Share rsaquo
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this phase too Keep offering choices Readbooks that reinforce those choices Mydaughters daddy wears lots of pinks and hellip
that this study does indeed have numerouslimitations ndash and its conclusions are inaccurateand misleading Most energy drinks have hellip
Snow In The Mountains1 comment bull 3 months ago
Truly Madly Derply mdash Beautifully written theending was simple and superb Just onequestion how exactly did you get inside my
A Very Murray Christmas and the Death ofWallpaper Entertainment1 comment bull 3 months ago
marxalot mdash Netflix would be the perfect serviceto deliver moving wallpaper an endless
ABOUT US
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Anyway I think most kids grasp that the stick can be a metaphor but just as
a public service I figured I would mention it
McElligotrsquos Pool and Scrambled Eggs Super
These are both silliness with almost no plot In McElligotrsquos Pool the boy
(Marco from Mulberry Street) is fishing in a tiny little puddle fantasizing
about all the wildly exotic aquatic creatures he might somehow catch In
Scrambled Eggs Super the boy narrator tells his sister about an omelet he
made from a bunch of fantastically exotic eggs Basically both books were
an opportunity for Seuss to draw whimsical creatures and then give them
bizarre names If you like On Beyond Zebra these will probably be up your
alley too
There are parents who complain about Scrambled Eggs Super on the grounds
that it teaches environmental irresponsibility because the kid is stealing
eggs from endangered species Irsquom going to go ahead and suggest that if you
are truly worried about this you might want to get a grip before your kid is
old enough to pick out his or her own books console yourself in the
knowledge that itrsquos clearly a kid telling tall tales to his sister and the fact
that the Long-Legger Kwong is not on the endangered species list Irsquom rather
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more bothered by the fact that the book talks about Wogs (theyrsquore ldquothe
worldrsquos sweetest frogsrdquo in this case not humans being referred to with a
racial slur but still)
Hunches in Bunches
The narrator canrsquot decide what to do his various impulses (do homework
Visit a friend Oil his bike) are personified as goofy Seussian monsters
ordering him around
This one is lesser-known for a couple of reasons The rhymes donrsquot run quite
as smoothly as in some of his books But mdash and this is actually way more of a
dealbreaker for most parents I know than the violent implications of the
club in Solla Sollew or the environmental disrespect in Scrambled Eggs
Super mdash the words ldquodumbrdquo and ldquostupidrdquo get used multiple times (ldquoIrsquom not
that dumb a duncerdquo ldquoAnd then I heard an Up Hunch laugh lsquoYou are a stupid
schlupprdquo) If yoursquore a non-parent you may be rolling your eyes right now
and wondering why I would make fun of the parents who think Green Eggs
and Ham will make their kids try heroin but sympathize with the people
phobic of the word ldquostupidrdquo Itrsquos any three-year-old who hears the evocative
phrase ldquoyou are a stupid schlupprdquo is almost guaranteed to try it out within
24 hours and therersquos very little quite as irritating as hearing siblings scream
ldquostupidrdquo
3132016 Not All Dr Seuss Books Are Classics Trust Us - Bitter Empire
httpbitterempirecomnot-dr-seuss-books-classics-trust-us 819
at each other
Back when my older kid was six I once had four kindergartners in my
minivan and one of them loudly announce ldquoI know the bad S-wordrdquo To my
relief she meant the word ldquostupidrdquo (The bad f-word was ldquofatrdquo) Anyway if
yoursquore one of the parents who seriously treats the word ldquostupidrdquo as a swear
word you definitely donrsquot want to read your kid this book and even if yoursquore
mellower about it you might want to avoid it And yoursquore not missing out on
all that much for a better book about a kid dragged randomly from task to
task by someone elsersquos impulsive whims grab If You Give a Mouse a Cookie or
any of the sequels
I Can Lick 30 Tigers Today And Other Stories
This is so obscure hardly anyone I describe it to even recognizes it I also
think it may be the single worst Seuss book every published Plot rhyme
misogyny and poor messaging all in one convenient package
There are three stories packaged together here The ldquoI Can Lick 30 Tigersrdquo
one involves the Cat in the Hat slowly disqualifying all thirty tigers from the
fight hersquos offering (theyrsquore too small they look tired their fingernails are
3132016 Not All Dr Seuss Books Are Classics Trust Us - Bitter Empire
httpbitterempirecomnot-dr-seuss-books-classics-trust-us 919
dirtyhellip) and is reasonably amusing although it lacks a good rhythm and is
sort of clunky ldquoKing Looie Katzrdquo has a bunch of cats carrying each otherrsquos
tails around until the guy on the end quits (itrsquos a little reminiscent of Yertle
the Turtle but shorter and not as good)
The longest story by far is ldquoThe Glunk That Got Thunkrdquo a bizarre and
unfortunate little horror story The setup of summoning a horrifying
creature that you canrsquot banish is a staple in TV and movies but usually the
summoning requires at least a little bit of deliberate effort The narratorrsquos
sister does it just by imagining
A thing my sister likes to do
Some evenings after supper
Is sit upstairs in her small room
And use her Thinker-Upper
She turns her Thinker-Upper on
She lets it softly purr
It thinks up friendly little things
With smiles and fuzzy fur
Of course she gets tired of the cute little fuzzy things and decides to speed
up her Thinker-Upper and see what she can come up with She thinks up a
Glunk which is a large green stinky nasty-looking monster (ldquoI have
thunked up quite a methrdquo the sister says which is supposed to be a lisp and
not a drug reference Although if you re-read this and pretend that the
Glunk is supposed to be a symbolic representation of amphetamine
addiction the story is somewhat improved)
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The Glunk takes physical form and promptly makes a long-distance phone
call to his mother 9000 miles away in Texa-Kota-Cutt costing the family
$10minute as he gives her his favorite recipe (Gosh remember when long
distance phone calls were outrageously expensive You must be my age and
not my childrenrsquos age) The sister tries to un-think the Glunk with no
success eventually the brother comes to her rescue and the two are able to
banish it together Chastened the girl sticks with fuzzy things thereafter
I have a friend who will make a strong case for the much-better-known Cat
in the Hat as a horror story the Cat invades the house threatens the fish
makes an enormous mess etc But the Cat is drawn in a playful and friendly
way the Glunk is a straight-up scary monster
Therersquos also the fact that the Glunk is summoned by the sister banished by
the brother (and the sister but shersquos clearly dependent on him) and that the
moral of the story is apparently that girls should stick with thinking about
cute and fuzzy things lest they bring disaster to us all Therersquos actually quite
a bit of misogyny in Dr Seuss mdash Mayzie the flighty irresponsible mother
who leaves her egg with Horton the elephant is probably the best-known
example but therersquos also Gertrude McFuzz who nearly kills herself with
3132016 Not All Dr Seuss Books Are Classics Trust Us - Bitter Empire
httpbitterempirecomnot-dr-seuss-books-classics-trust-us 1219
vanity in one of the other stories in Yertle the Turtle Most of the better
Seuss books are simply devoid of female characters entirely and just donrsquot
ask where baby Sneetches come from Anyway this one truly puts Seussrsquos
weird misogyny in high definition
Horton and the Kwuggerbug and More Lost Stories
This just came out last year so even if yoursquore itching for the truly lost-and-
rediscovered Seuss you still donrsquot have to wait for Which Pet Should I Get
Itrsquos a collection of four stories all of which were published in Redbook
magazine in the 1950s
Part of the appeal to this collection is the familiarity of the characters and
settings Horton is the same elephant who sat on an egg and heard a Who in
this short story hersquos conned into giving a greedy bug a lengthy ride with the
promise of a share of Beezlenuts (If therersquos one consistent moral to the
Seuss books itrsquos that you should never ever pick up a hitchhiker) Marco
the hero of McElligotrsquos Pool and To Think That I Saw It On Mulberry Street
tells a tall tale to explain his tardiness at school
A police officer on Mulberry Street ldquosaves the whole townrdquo by swatting a fly
3132016 Not All Dr Seuss Books Are Classics Trust Us - Bitter Empire
httpbitterempirecomnot-dr-seuss-books-classics-trust-us 1319
and therersquos even an appearance by a Grinch though seeing the Grinch
working as a small-time irritating salesman will probably disappoint most
Grinch fans
The weakness of this book is the amount of text on the page With some
kids you need pretty frequent page flips to keep their interest and since
this was originally printed in a magazine there are fewer illustrations for
each block of text
The Kingrsquos Stilts
This is seriously old-school Seuss one of his very first books and not
narrated in rhyme (The other non-rhyming Seuss books most people are
somewhat familiar with are The 500 Hats of Bartholomew Cubbins and
Bartholomew and the Oobleck This one is similar to those but with a king as a
hero rather than antagonist)
The moral of this story is ldquoall work and no play makes Jack a dull boy and
also causes him to totally shirk his responsibilities so people who are overly
invested in Royal Dignity should suck itrdquo I thought it was a bit anvilicious but
my younger daughter spotted it on my desk and read it and she thought it
was great so clearly mileage will vary
The Seven Lady Godivas
So here we are the secret lost Seuss book the only one to fall out of print
(and be brought back only to fall out of print again) This was Dr Seussrsquos
attempt to write a dirty book mdash kind of Itrsquos full of the tamest funniest naked
lady pictures yoursquove ever seen
3132016 Not All Dr Seuss Books Are Classics Trust Us - Bitter Empire
httpbitterempirecomnot-dr-seuss-books-classics-trust-us 1419
Families that are unbothered by the little boy dangly bits in Maurice
Sendakrsquos In the Night Kitchen will find nothing particularly shocking here
other than the fact that the breasts donrsquot have nipples the legs are
proportioned wrong and the ladies go naked while rowing boats riding
horses attending funerals and climbing out of buildings
3132016 Not All Dr Seuss Books Are Classics Trust Us - Bitter Empire
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The premise of the book is that there were seven Godiva sisters all of whom
routinely went naked they lost their father in a tragic horse-riding accident
and honored his memory by swearing not to marry (the seven Peeping
brothers) until they could discover some useful facts about horses
Seuss was apparently trying to make the ladies sexy but he really did not
succeed Every picture is hilarious The story is unrhymed and whimsical Itrsquos
hard to find and not particularly cheap used but if yoursquore lucky you might
be able to check it out of your local library (thatrsquos where I found it)
You May Also Like
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Dear Bitter Butch How Can I Convince MyFour-Year-Old That Gender Binaries AreArtificial4 comments bull 4 months ago
Amber mdash My little gem (now 6) went throughthis phase too Keep offering choices Read
Just One Energy Drink Is Probably NotGoing To Murder You Dead1 comment bull 3 months ago
American Beverage Association mdash Exactly rightthat this study does indeed have numerous
ALSO ON BITTEREMPIRE
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Ambignostic bull a year agoI was surprised by how much I dislike 1984s The Butter Battle Book I appreciate that Geisel inthe throes of nuclear panic that gripped so many of us back then tried to take a public standagainst the futility of the arms race But I find it a little bit preachy and simplistic to suggest that theantipathy between communist and capitalist empires was analogous to a disagreement betweencultures about which way to hold your bread The worse problem though is that the narrativeshifts voice in a really jarring way near the end
1
bull Reply bull
Naomi bull a year agogt Ambignostic
I didnt write about the Butter Battle Book in this piece because I think most people haveheard of it but youre absolutely correct that its pretty terrible
Theres the super-simplistic politics for starters I kind of liked the depiction of the futility ofan arms race but ITA that the butter side updown metaphor was deeply problematic Hisother political books simplify but in a less X symbolizes Y kind of wayplus being aracist bigot is stupid is a legit simple message in a way that theres no real differencebetween the US and the USSR is not
The rhymes and rhythm have places where they just dont work -- he was in a hurry to getit out so he didnt stick with it as long as he should have -- and the timing and narrativemake no goddamn sense just in terms of whos telling the story and how Its just a badlydone book If you want a peacenik hippy book about how escalation doesnt work as wellas peacemaking The Three Little Wolves and the Big Bad Pig by Eugene Trivizas is amuch better take on the theme
2
WHATS THIS
Recommend
Share rsaquo
Share rsaquo
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this phase too Keep offering choices Readbooks that reinforce those choices Mydaughters daddy wears lots of pinks and hellip
that this study does indeed have numerouslimitations ndash and its conclusions are inaccurateand misleading Most energy drinks have hellip
Snow In The Mountains1 comment bull 3 months ago
Truly Madly Derply mdash Beautifully written theending was simple and superb Just onequestion how exactly did you get inside my
A Very Murray Christmas and the Death ofWallpaper Entertainment1 comment bull 3 months ago
marxalot mdash Netflix would be the perfect serviceto deliver moving wallpaper an endless
ABOUT US
3132016 Not All Dr Seuss Books Are Classics Trust Us - Bitter Empire
httpbitterempirecomnot-dr-seuss-books-classics-trust-us 719
more bothered by the fact that the book talks about Wogs (theyrsquore ldquothe
worldrsquos sweetest frogsrdquo in this case not humans being referred to with a
racial slur but still)
Hunches in Bunches
The narrator canrsquot decide what to do his various impulses (do homework
Visit a friend Oil his bike) are personified as goofy Seussian monsters
ordering him around
This one is lesser-known for a couple of reasons The rhymes donrsquot run quite
as smoothly as in some of his books But mdash and this is actually way more of a
dealbreaker for most parents I know than the violent implications of the
club in Solla Sollew or the environmental disrespect in Scrambled Eggs
Super mdash the words ldquodumbrdquo and ldquostupidrdquo get used multiple times (ldquoIrsquom not
that dumb a duncerdquo ldquoAnd then I heard an Up Hunch laugh lsquoYou are a stupid
schlupprdquo) If yoursquore a non-parent you may be rolling your eyes right now
and wondering why I would make fun of the parents who think Green Eggs
and Ham will make their kids try heroin but sympathize with the people
phobic of the word ldquostupidrdquo Itrsquos any three-year-old who hears the evocative
phrase ldquoyou are a stupid schlupprdquo is almost guaranteed to try it out within
24 hours and therersquos very little quite as irritating as hearing siblings scream
ldquostupidrdquo
3132016 Not All Dr Seuss Books Are Classics Trust Us - Bitter Empire
httpbitterempirecomnot-dr-seuss-books-classics-trust-us 819
at each other
Back when my older kid was six I once had four kindergartners in my
minivan and one of them loudly announce ldquoI know the bad S-wordrdquo To my
relief she meant the word ldquostupidrdquo (The bad f-word was ldquofatrdquo) Anyway if
yoursquore one of the parents who seriously treats the word ldquostupidrdquo as a swear
word you definitely donrsquot want to read your kid this book and even if yoursquore
mellower about it you might want to avoid it And yoursquore not missing out on
all that much for a better book about a kid dragged randomly from task to
task by someone elsersquos impulsive whims grab If You Give a Mouse a Cookie or
any of the sequels
I Can Lick 30 Tigers Today And Other Stories
This is so obscure hardly anyone I describe it to even recognizes it I also
think it may be the single worst Seuss book every published Plot rhyme
misogyny and poor messaging all in one convenient package
There are three stories packaged together here The ldquoI Can Lick 30 Tigersrdquo
one involves the Cat in the Hat slowly disqualifying all thirty tigers from the
fight hersquos offering (theyrsquore too small they look tired their fingernails are
3132016 Not All Dr Seuss Books Are Classics Trust Us - Bitter Empire
httpbitterempirecomnot-dr-seuss-books-classics-trust-us 919
dirtyhellip) and is reasonably amusing although it lacks a good rhythm and is
sort of clunky ldquoKing Looie Katzrdquo has a bunch of cats carrying each otherrsquos
tails around until the guy on the end quits (itrsquos a little reminiscent of Yertle
the Turtle but shorter and not as good)
The longest story by far is ldquoThe Glunk That Got Thunkrdquo a bizarre and
unfortunate little horror story The setup of summoning a horrifying
creature that you canrsquot banish is a staple in TV and movies but usually the
summoning requires at least a little bit of deliberate effort The narratorrsquos
sister does it just by imagining
A thing my sister likes to do
Some evenings after supper
Is sit upstairs in her small room
And use her Thinker-Upper
She turns her Thinker-Upper on
She lets it softly purr
It thinks up friendly little things
With smiles and fuzzy fur
Of course she gets tired of the cute little fuzzy things and decides to speed
up her Thinker-Upper and see what she can come up with She thinks up a
Glunk which is a large green stinky nasty-looking monster (ldquoI have
thunked up quite a methrdquo the sister says which is supposed to be a lisp and
not a drug reference Although if you re-read this and pretend that the
Glunk is supposed to be a symbolic representation of amphetamine
addiction the story is somewhat improved)
3132016 Not All Dr Seuss Books Are Classics Trust Us - Bitter Empire
httpbitterempirecomnot-dr-seuss-books-classics-trust-us 1019
3132016 Not All Dr Seuss Books Are Classics Trust Us - Bitter Empire
httpbitterempirecomnot-dr-seuss-books-classics-trust-us 1119
The Glunk takes physical form and promptly makes a long-distance phone
call to his mother 9000 miles away in Texa-Kota-Cutt costing the family
$10minute as he gives her his favorite recipe (Gosh remember when long
distance phone calls were outrageously expensive You must be my age and
not my childrenrsquos age) The sister tries to un-think the Glunk with no
success eventually the brother comes to her rescue and the two are able to
banish it together Chastened the girl sticks with fuzzy things thereafter
I have a friend who will make a strong case for the much-better-known Cat
in the Hat as a horror story the Cat invades the house threatens the fish
makes an enormous mess etc But the Cat is drawn in a playful and friendly
way the Glunk is a straight-up scary monster
Therersquos also the fact that the Glunk is summoned by the sister banished by
the brother (and the sister but shersquos clearly dependent on him) and that the
moral of the story is apparently that girls should stick with thinking about
cute and fuzzy things lest they bring disaster to us all Therersquos actually quite
a bit of misogyny in Dr Seuss mdash Mayzie the flighty irresponsible mother
who leaves her egg with Horton the elephant is probably the best-known
example but therersquos also Gertrude McFuzz who nearly kills herself with
3132016 Not All Dr Seuss Books Are Classics Trust Us - Bitter Empire
httpbitterempirecomnot-dr-seuss-books-classics-trust-us 1219
vanity in one of the other stories in Yertle the Turtle Most of the better
Seuss books are simply devoid of female characters entirely and just donrsquot
ask where baby Sneetches come from Anyway this one truly puts Seussrsquos
weird misogyny in high definition
Horton and the Kwuggerbug and More Lost Stories
This just came out last year so even if yoursquore itching for the truly lost-and-
rediscovered Seuss you still donrsquot have to wait for Which Pet Should I Get
Itrsquos a collection of four stories all of which were published in Redbook
magazine in the 1950s
Part of the appeal to this collection is the familiarity of the characters and
settings Horton is the same elephant who sat on an egg and heard a Who in
this short story hersquos conned into giving a greedy bug a lengthy ride with the
promise of a share of Beezlenuts (If therersquos one consistent moral to the
Seuss books itrsquos that you should never ever pick up a hitchhiker) Marco
the hero of McElligotrsquos Pool and To Think That I Saw It On Mulberry Street
tells a tall tale to explain his tardiness at school
A police officer on Mulberry Street ldquosaves the whole townrdquo by swatting a fly
3132016 Not All Dr Seuss Books Are Classics Trust Us - Bitter Empire
httpbitterempirecomnot-dr-seuss-books-classics-trust-us 1319
and therersquos even an appearance by a Grinch though seeing the Grinch
working as a small-time irritating salesman will probably disappoint most
Grinch fans
The weakness of this book is the amount of text on the page With some
kids you need pretty frequent page flips to keep their interest and since
this was originally printed in a magazine there are fewer illustrations for
each block of text
The Kingrsquos Stilts
This is seriously old-school Seuss one of his very first books and not
narrated in rhyme (The other non-rhyming Seuss books most people are
somewhat familiar with are The 500 Hats of Bartholomew Cubbins and
Bartholomew and the Oobleck This one is similar to those but with a king as a
hero rather than antagonist)
The moral of this story is ldquoall work and no play makes Jack a dull boy and
also causes him to totally shirk his responsibilities so people who are overly
invested in Royal Dignity should suck itrdquo I thought it was a bit anvilicious but
my younger daughter spotted it on my desk and read it and she thought it
was great so clearly mileage will vary
The Seven Lady Godivas
So here we are the secret lost Seuss book the only one to fall out of print
(and be brought back only to fall out of print again) This was Dr Seussrsquos
attempt to write a dirty book mdash kind of Itrsquos full of the tamest funniest naked
lady pictures yoursquove ever seen
3132016 Not All Dr Seuss Books Are Classics Trust Us - Bitter Empire
httpbitterempirecomnot-dr-seuss-books-classics-trust-us 1419
Families that are unbothered by the little boy dangly bits in Maurice
Sendakrsquos In the Night Kitchen will find nothing particularly shocking here
other than the fact that the breasts donrsquot have nipples the legs are
proportioned wrong and the ladies go naked while rowing boats riding
horses attending funerals and climbing out of buildings
3132016 Not All Dr Seuss Books Are Classics Trust Us - Bitter Empire
httpbitterempirecomnot-dr-seuss-books-classics-trust-us 1519
3132016 Not All Dr Seuss Books Are Classics Trust Us - Bitter Empire
httpbitterempirecomnot-dr-seuss-books-classics-trust-us 1619
The premise of the book is that there were seven Godiva sisters all of whom
routinely went naked they lost their father in a tragic horse-riding accident
and honored his memory by swearing not to marry (the seven Peeping
brothers) until they could discover some useful facts about horses
Seuss was apparently trying to make the ladies sexy but he really did not
succeed Every picture is hilarious The story is unrhymed and whimsical Itrsquos
hard to find and not particularly cheap used but if yoursquore lucky you might
be able to check it out of your local library (thatrsquos where I found it)
You May Also Like
Around The Web
4 Stages to a Heart Attack- Are You at Risk
Wedding PhotographerCaught the MostUnbelievable Moments
Men Dont Need Viagra ifThey Do This (Once Daily)Kills ED
New Sleep Aid TakesWalgreens by Storm
1 EyeLash Tool EveryWoman Must Try
Why Online Dating Worksso Well for OlderAmericans
3 Foods Surgeons Are NowCalling Death Foods
Why Women Are Flockingto This Incredible NewShopping Site
Spons ored Spons ored Spons ored Spons ored
Spons ored Spons ored Spons ored Spons ored
Paid Content
3132016 Not All Dr Seuss Books Are Classics Trust Us - Bitter Empire
httpbitterempirecomnot-dr-seuss-books-classics-trust-us 1719
Powered by
Betrayed LisaScottolines NewestIs Timely Yet Classic
William GibsonWhere Resignationand Hope Collide
Sex Death andDespair A Review ofPrincess Shanyin
Americas Next TopModel Cycle 22
Episode 1 How IsThis Still
Happening
More From Bitter Empire
How To Be ALawyer According
To StockPhotography
It Just Sucks I Should Have Beena Garbage Man
How to Tell WhetherYour Boyfriend
Hates You
Filed Under Critic
SHARE THIS POST
USA CA 41st HumanitasPrize Awards Ceremony
SPONSORED CONTENT
3132016 Not All Dr Seuss Books Are Classics Trust Us - Bitter Empire
httpbitterempirecomnot-dr-seuss-books-classics-trust-us 1819
Dear Bitter Butch How Can I Convince MyFour-Year-Old That Gender Binaries AreArtificial4 comments bull 4 months ago
Amber mdash My little gem (now 6) went throughthis phase too Keep offering choices Read
Just One Energy Drink Is Probably NotGoing To Murder You Dead1 comment bull 3 months ago
American Beverage Association mdash Exactly rightthat this study does indeed have numerous
ALSO ON BITTEREMPIRE
2 Comments bitterempire Login1
Share⤤ Sort by Best
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Ambignostic bull a year agoI was surprised by how much I dislike 1984s The Butter Battle Book I appreciate that Geisel inthe throes of nuclear panic that gripped so many of us back then tried to take a public standagainst the futility of the arms race But I find it a little bit preachy and simplistic to suggest that theantipathy between communist and capitalist empires was analogous to a disagreement betweencultures about which way to hold your bread The worse problem though is that the narrativeshifts voice in a really jarring way near the end
1
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Naomi bull a year agogt Ambignostic
I didnt write about the Butter Battle Book in this piece because I think most people haveheard of it but youre absolutely correct that its pretty terrible
Theres the super-simplistic politics for starters I kind of liked the depiction of the futility ofan arms race but ITA that the butter side updown metaphor was deeply problematic Hisother political books simplify but in a less X symbolizes Y kind of wayplus being aracist bigot is stupid is a legit simple message in a way that theres no real differencebetween the US and the USSR is not
The rhymes and rhythm have places where they just dont work -- he was in a hurry to getit out so he didnt stick with it as long as he should have -- and the timing and narrativemake no goddamn sense just in terms of whos telling the story and how Its just a badlydone book If you want a peacenik hippy book about how escalation doesnt work as wellas peacemaking The Three Little Wolves and the Big Bad Pig by Eugene Trivizas is amuch better take on the theme
2
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this phase too Keep offering choices Readbooks that reinforce those choices Mydaughters daddy wears lots of pinks and hellip
that this study does indeed have numerouslimitations ndash and its conclusions are inaccurateand misleading Most energy drinks have hellip
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Truly Madly Derply mdash Beautifully written theending was simple and superb Just onequestion how exactly did you get inside my
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ABOUT US
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at each other
Back when my older kid was six I once had four kindergartners in my
minivan and one of them loudly announce ldquoI know the bad S-wordrdquo To my
relief she meant the word ldquostupidrdquo (The bad f-word was ldquofatrdquo) Anyway if
yoursquore one of the parents who seriously treats the word ldquostupidrdquo as a swear
word you definitely donrsquot want to read your kid this book and even if yoursquore
mellower about it you might want to avoid it And yoursquore not missing out on
all that much for a better book about a kid dragged randomly from task to
task by someone elsersquos impulsive whims grab If You Give a Mouse a Cookie or
any of the sequels
I Can Lick 30 Tigers Today And Other Stories
This is so obscure hardly anyone I describe it to even recognizes it I also
think it may be the single worst Seuss book every published Plot rhyme
misogyny and poor messaging all in one convenient package
There are three stories packaged together here The ldquoI Can Lick 30 Tigersrdquo
one involves the Cat in the Hat slowly disqualifying all thirty tigers from the
fight hersquos offering (theyrsquore too small they look tired their fingernails are
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dirtyhellip) and is reasonably amusing although it lacks a good rhythm and is
sort of clunky ldquoKing Looie Katzrdquo has a bunch of cats carrying each otherrsquos
tails around until the guy on the end quits (itrsquos a little reminiscent of Yertle
the Turtle but shorter and not as good)
The longest story by far is ldquoThe Glunk That Got Thunkrdquo a bizarre and
unfortunate little horror story The setup of summoning a horrifying
creature that you canrsquot banish is a staple in TV and movies but usually the
summoning requires at least a little bit of deliberate effort The narratorrsquos
sister does it just by imagining
A thing my sister likes to do
Some evenings after supper
Is sit upstairs in her small room
And use her Thinker-Upper
She turns her Thinker-Upper on
She lets it softly purr
It thinks up friendly little things
With smiles and fuzzy fur
Of course she gets tired of the cute little fuzzy things and decides to speed
up her Thinker-Upper and see what she can come up with She thinks up a
Glunk which is a large green stinky nasty-looking monster (ldquoI have
thunked up quite a methrdquo the sister says which is supposed to be a lisp and
not a drug reference Although if you re-read this and pretend that the
Glunk is supposed to be a symbolic representation of amphetamine
addiction the story is somewhat improved)
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The Glunk takes physical form and promptly makes a long-distance phone
call to his mother 9000 miles away in Texa-Kota-Cutt costing the family
$10minute as he gives her his favorite recipe (Gosh remember when long
distance phone calls were outrageously expensive You must be my age and
not my childrenrsquos age) The sister tries to un-think the Glunk with no
success eventually the brother comes to her rescue and the two are able to
banish it together Chastened the girl sticks with fuzzy things thereafter
I have a friend who will make a strong case for the much-better-known Cat
in the Hat as a horror story the Cat invades the house threatens the fish
makes an enormous mess etc But the Cat is drawn in a playful and friendly
way the Glunk is a straight-up scary monster
Therersquos also the fact that the Glunk is summoned by the sister banished by
the brother (and the sister but shersquos clearly dependent on him) and that the
moral of the story is apparently that girls should stick with thinking about
cute and fuzzy things lest they bring disaster to us all Therersquos actually quite
a bit of misogyny in Dr Seuss mdash Mayzie the flighty irresponsible mother
who leaves her egg with Horton the elephant is probably the best-known
example but therersquos also Gertrude McFuzz who nearly kills herself with
3132016 Not All Dr Seuss Books Are Classics Trust Us - Bitter Empire
httpbitterempirecomnot-dr-seuss-books-classics-trust-us 1219
vanity in one of the other stories in Yertle the Turtle Most of the better
Seuss books are simply devoid of female characters entirely and just donrsquot
ask where baby Sneetches come from Anyway this one truly puts Seussrsquos
weird misogyny in high definition
Horton and the Kwuggerbug and More Lost Stories
This just came out last year so even if yoursquore itching for the truly lost-and-
rediscovered Seuss you still donrsquot have to wait for Which Pet Should I Get
Itrsquos a collection of four stories all of which were published in Redbook
magazine in the 1950s
Part of the appeal to this collection is the familiarity of the characters and
settings Horton is the same elephant who sat on an egg and heard a Who in
this short story hersquos conned into giving a greedy bug a lengthy ride with the
promise of a share of Beezlenuts (If therersquos one consistent moral to the
Seuss books itrsquos that you should never ever pick up a hitchhiker) Marco
the hero of McElligotrsquos Pool and To Think That I Saw It On Mulberry Street
tells a tall tale to explain his tardiness at school
A police officer on Mulberry Street ldquosaves the whole townrdquo by swatting a fly
3132016 Not All Dr Seuss Books Are Classics Trust Us - Bitter Empire
httpbitterempirecomnot-dr-seuss-books-classics-trust-us 1319
and therersquos even an appearance by a Grinch though seeing the Grinch
working as a small-time irritating salesman will probably disappoint most
Grinch fans
The weakness of this book is the amount of text on the page With some
kids you need pretty frequent page flips to keep their interest and since
this was originally printed in a magazine there are fewer illustrations for
each block of text
The Kingrsquos Stilts
This is seriously old-school Seuss one of his very first books and not
narrated in rhyme (The other non-rhyming Seuss books most people are
somewhat familiar with are The 500 Hats of Bartholomew Cubbins and
Bartholomew and the Oobleck This one is similar to those but with a king as a
hero rather than antagonist)
The moral of this story is ldquoall work and no play makes Jack a dull boy and
also causes him to totally shirk his responsibilities so people who are overly
invested in Royal Dignity should suck itrdquo I thought it was a bit anvilicious but
my younger daughter spotted it on my desk and read it and she thought it
was great so clearly mileage will vary
The Seven Lady Godivas
So here we are the secret lost Seuss book the only one to fall out of print
(and be brought back only to fall out of print again) This was Dr Seussrsquos
attempt to write a dirty book mdash kind of Itrsquos full of the tamest funniest naked
lady pictures yoursquove ever seen
3132016 Not All Dr Seuss Books Are Classics Trust Us - Bitter Empire
httpbitterempirecomnot-dr-seuss-books-classics-trust-us 1419
Families that are unbothered by the little boy dangly bits in Maurice
Sendakrsquos In the Night Kitchen will find nothing particularly shocking here
other than the fact that the breasts donrsquot have nipples the legs are
proportioned wrong and the ladies go naked while rowing boats riding
horses attending funerals and climbing out of buildings
3132016 Not All Dr Seuss Books Are Classics Trust Us - Bitter Empire
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httpbitterempirecomnot-dr-seuss-books-classics-trust-us 1619
The premise of the book is that there were seven Godiva sisters all of whom
routinely went naked they lost their father in a tragic horse-riding accident
and honored his memory by swearing not to marry (the seven Peeping
brothers) until they could discover some useful facts about horses
Seuss was apparently trying to make the ladies sexy but he really did not
succeed Every picture is hilarious The story is unrhymed and whimsical Itrsquos
hard to find and not particularly cheap used but if yoursquore lucky you might
be able to check it out of your local library (thatrsquos where I found it)
You May Also Like
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American Beverage Association mdash Exactly rightthat this study does indeed have numerous
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Ambignostic bull a year agoI was surprised by how much I dislike 1984s The Butter Battle Book I appreciate that Geisel inthe throes of nuclear panic that gripped so many of us back then tried to take a public standagainst the futility of the arms race But I find it a little bit preachy and simplistic to suggest that theantipathy between communist and capitalist empires was analogous to a disagreement betweencultures about which way to hold your bread The worse problem though is that the narrativeshifts voice in a really jarring way near the end
1
bull Reply bull
Naomi bull a year agogt Ambignostic
I didnt write about the Butter Battle Book in this piece because I think most people haveheard of it but youre absolutely correct that its pretty terrible
Theres the super-simplistic politics for starters I kind of liked the depiction of the futility ofan arms race but ITA that the butter side updown metaphor was deeply problematic Hisother political books simplify but in a less X symbolizes Y kind of wayplus being aracist bigot is stupid is a legit simple message in a way that theres no real differencebetween the US and the USSR is not
The rhymes and rhythm have places where they just dont work -- he was in a hurry to getit out so he didnt stick with it as long as he should have -- and the timing and narrativemake no goddamn sense just in terms of whos telling the story and how Its just a badlydone book If you want a peacenik hippy book about how escalation doesnt work as wellas peacemaking The Three Little Wolves and the Big Bad Pig by Eugene Trivizas is amuch better take on the theme
2
WHATS THIS
Recommend
Share rsaquo
Share rsaquo
3132016 Not All Dr Seuss Books Are Classics Trust Us - Bitter Empire
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this phase too Keep offering choices Readbooks that reinforce those choices Mydaughters daddy wears lots of pinks and hellip
that this study does indeed have numerouslimitations ndash and its conclusions are inaccurateand misleading Most energy drinks have hellip
Snow In The Mountains1 comment bull 3 months ago
Truly Madly Derply mdash Beautifully written theending was simple and superb Just onequestion how exactly did you get inside my
A Very Murray Christmas and the Death ofWallpaper Entertainment1 comment bull 3 months ago
marxalot mdash Netflix would be the perfect serviceto deliver moving wallpaper an endless
ABOUT US
3132016 Not All Dr Seuss Books Are Classics Trust Us - Bitter Empire
httpbitterempirecomnot-dr-seuss-books-classics-trust-us 919
dirtyhellip) and is reasonably amusing although it lacks a good rhythm and is
sort of clunky ldquoKing Looie Katzrdquo has a bunch of cats carrying each otherrsquos
tails around until the guy on the end quits (itrsquos a little reminiscent of Yertle
the Turtle but shorter and not as good)
The longest story by far is ldquoThe Glunk That Got Thunkrdquo a bizarre and
unfortunate little horror story The setup of summoning a horrifying
creature that you canrsquot banish is a staple in TV and movies but usually the
summoning requires at least a little bit of deliberate effort The narratorrsquos
sister does it just by imagining
A thing my sister likes to do
Some evenings after supper
Is sit upstairs in her small room
And use her Thinker-Upper
She turns her Thinker-Upper on
She lets it softly purr
It thinks up friendly little things
With smiles and fuzzy fur
Of course she gets tired of the cute little fuzzy things and decides to speed
up her Thinker-Upper and see what she can come up with She thinks up a
Glunk which is a large green stinky nasty-looking monster (ldquoI have
thunked up quite a methrdquo the sister says which is supposed to be a lisp and
not a drug reference Although if you re-read this and pretend that the
Glunk is supposed to be a symbolic representation of amphetamine
addiction the story is somewhat improved)
3132016 Not All Dr Seuss Books Are Classics Trust Us - Bitter Empire
httpbitterempirecomnot-dr-seuss-books-classics-trust-us 1019
3132016 Not All Dr Seuss Books Are Classics Trust Us - Bitter Empire
httpbitterempirecomnot-dr-seuss-books-classics-trust-us 1119
The Glunk takes physical form and promptly makes a long-distance phone
call to his mother 9000 miles away in Texa-Kota-Cutt costing the family
$10minute as he gives her his favorite recipe (Gosh remember when long
distance phone calls were outrageously expensive You must be my age and
not my childrenrsquos age) The sister tries to un-think the Glunk with no
success eventually the brother comes to her rescue and the two are able to
banish it together Chastened the girl sticks with fuzzy things thereafter
I have a friend who will make a strong case for the much-better-known Cat
in the Hat as a horror story the Cat invades the house threatens the fish
makes an enormous mess etc But the Cat is drawn in a playful and friendly
way the Glunk is a straight-up scary monster
Therersquos also the fact that the Glunk is summoned by the sister banished by
the brother (and the sister but shersquos clearly dependent on him) and that the
moral of the story is apparently that girls should stick with thinking about
cute and fuzzy things lest they bring disaster to us all Therersquos actually quite
a bit of misogyny in Dr Seuss mdash Mayzie the flighty irresponsible mother
who leaves her egg with Horton the elephant is probably the best-known
example but therersquos also Gertrude McFuzz who nearly kills herself with
3132016 Not All Dr Seuss Books Are Classics Trust Us - Bitter Empire
httpbitterempirecomnot-dr-seuss-books-classics-trust-us 1219
vanity in one of the other stories in Yertle the Turtle Most of the better
Seuss books are simply devoid of female characters entirely and just donrsquot
ask where baby Sneetches come from Anyway this one truly puts Seussrsquos
weird misogyny in high definition
Horton and the Kwuggerbug and More Lost Stories
This just came out last year so even if yoursquore itching for the truly lost-and-
rediscovered Seuss you still donrsquot have to wait for Which Pet Should I Get
Itrsquos a collection of four stories all of which were published in Redbook
magazine in the 1950s
Part of the appeal to this collection is the familiarity of the characters and
settings Horton is the same elephant who sat on an egg and heard a Who in
this short story hersquos conned into giving a greedy bug a lengthy ride with the
promise of a share of Beezlenuts (If therersquos one consistent moral to the
Seuss books itrsquos that you should never ever pick up a hitchhiker) Marco
the hero of McElligotrsquos Pool and To Think That I Saw It On Mulberry Street
tells a tall tale to explain his tardiness at school
A police officer on Mulberry Street ldquosaves the whole townrdquo by swatting a fly
3132016 Not All Dr Seuss Books Are Classics Trust Us - Bitter Empire
httpbitterempirecomnot-dr-seuss-books-classics-trust-us 1319
and therersquos even an appearance by a Grinch though seeing the Grinch
working as a small-time irritating salesman will probably disappoint most
Grinch fans
The weakness of this book is the amount of text on the page With some
kids you need pretty frequent page flips to keep their interest and since
this was originally printed in a magazine there are fewer illustrations for
each block of text
The Kingrsquos Stilts
This is seriously old-school Seuss one of his very first books and not
narrated in rhyme (The other non-rhyming Seuss books most people are
somewhat familiar with are The 500 Hats of Bartholomew Cubbins and
Bartholomew and the Oobleck This one is similar to those but with a king as a
hero rather than antagonist)
The moral of this story is ldquoall work and no play makes Jack a dull boy and
also causes him to totally shirk his responsibilities so people who are overly
invested in Royal Dignity should suck itrdquo I thought it was a bit anvilicious but
my younger daughter spotted it on my desk and read it and she thought it
was great so clearly mileage will vary
The Seven Lady Godivas
So here we are the secret lost Seuss book the only one to fall out of print
(and be brought back only to fall out of print again) This was Dr Seussrsquos
attempt to write a dirty book mdash kind of Itrsquos full of the tamest funniest naked
lady pictures yoursquove ever seen
3132016 Not All Dr Seuss Books Are Classics Trust Us - Bitter Empire
httpbitterempirecomnot-dr-seuss-books-classics-trust-us 1419
Families that are unbothered by the little boy dangly bits in Maurice
Sendakrsquos In the Night Kitchen will find nothing particularly shocking here
other than the fact that the breasts donrsquot have nipples the legs are
proportioned wrong and the ladies go naked while rowing boats riding
horses attending funerals and climbing out of buildings
3132016 Not All Dr Seuss Books Are Classics Trust Us - Bitter Empire
httpbitterempirecomnot-dr-seuss-books-classics-trust-us 1519
3132016 Not All Dr Seuss Books Are Classics Trust Us - Bitter Empire
httpbitterempirecomnot-dr-seuss-books-classics-trust-us 1619
The premise of the book is that there were seven Godiva sisters all of whom
routinely went naked they lost their father in a tragic horse-riding accident
and honored his memory by swearing not to marry (the seven Peeping
brothers) until they could discover some useful facts about horses
Seuss was apparently trying to make the ladies sexy but he really did not
succeed Every picture is hilarious The story is unrhymed and whimsical Itrsquos
hard to find and not particularly cheap used but if yoursquore lucky you might
be able to check it out of your local library (thatrsquos where I found it)
You May Also Like
Around The Web
4 Stages to a Heart Attack- Are You at Risk
Wedding PhotographerCaught the MostUnbelievable Moments
Men Dont Need Viagra ifThey Do This (Once Daily)Kills ED
New Sleep Aid TakesWalgreens by Storm
1 EyeLash Tool EveryWoman Must Try
Why Online Dating Worksso Well for OlderAmericans
3 Foods Surgeons Are NowCalling Death Foods
Why Women Are Flockingto This Incredible NewShopping Site
Spons ored Spons ored Spons ored Spons ored
Spons ored Spons ored Spons ored Spons ored
Paid Content
3132016 Not All Dr Seuss Books Are Classics Trust Us - Bitter Empire
httpbitterempirecomnot-dr-seuss-books-classics-trust-us 1719
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William GibsonWhere Resignationand Hope Collide
Sex Death andDespair A Review ofPrincess Shanyin
Americas Next TopModel Cycle 22
Episode 1 How IsThis Still
Happening
More From Bitter Empire
How To Be ALawyer According
To StockPhotography
It Just Sucks I Should Have Beena Garbage Man
How to Tell WhetherYour Boyfriend
Hates You
Filed Under Critic
SHARE THIS POST
USA CA 41st HumanitasPrize Awards Ceremony
SPONSORED CONTENT
3132016 Not All Dr Seuss Books Are Classics Trust Us - Bitter Empire
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Dear Bitter Butch How Can I Convince MyFour-Year-Old That Gender Binaries AreArtificial4 comments bull 4 months ago
Amber mdash My little gem (now 6) went throughthis phase too Keep offering choices Read
Just One Energy Drink Is Probably NotGoing To Murder You Dead1 comment bull 3 months ago
American Beverage Association mdash Exactly rightthat this study does indeed have numerous
ALSO ON BITTEREMPIRE
2 Comments bitterempire Login1
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bull Reply bull
Ambignostic bull a year agoI was surprised by how much I dislike 1984s The Butter Battle Book I appreciate that Geisel inthe throes of nuclear panic that gripped so many of us back then tried to take a public standagainst the futility of the arms race But I find it a little bit preachy and simplistic to suggest that theantipathy between communist and capitalist empires was analogous to a disagreement betweencultures about which way to hold your bread The worse problem though is that the narrativeshifts voice in a really jarring way near the end
1
bull Reply bull
Naomi bull a year agogt Ambignostic
I didnt write about the Butter Battle Book in this piece because I think most people haveheard of it but youre absolutely correct that its pretty terrible
Theres the super-simplistic politics for starters I kind of liked the depiction of the futility ofan arms race but ITA that the butter side updown metaphor was deeply problematic Hisother political books simplify but in a less X symbolizes Y kind of wayplus being aracist bigot is stupid is a legit simple message in a way that theres no real differencebetween the US and the USSR is not
The rhymes and rhythm have places where they just dont work -- he was in a hurry to getit out so he didnt stick with it as long as he should have -- and the timing and narrativemake no goddamn sense just in terms of whos telling the story and how Its just a badlydone book If you want a peacenik hippy book about how escalation doesnt work as wellas peacemaking The Three Little Wolves and the Big Bad Pig by Eugene Trivizas is amuch better take on the theme
2
WHATS THIS
Recommend
Share rsaquo
Share rsaquo
3132016 Not All Dr Seuss Books Are Classics Trust Us - Bitter Empire
httpbitterempirecomnot-dr-seuss-books-classics-trust-us 1919
this phase too Keep offering choices Readbooks that reinforce those choices Mydaughters daddy wears lots of pinks and hellip
that this study does indeed have numerouslimitations ndash and its conclusions are inaccurateand misleading Most energy drinks have hellip
Snow In The Mountains1 comment bull 3 months ago
Truly Madly Derply mdash Beautifully written theending was simple and superb Just onequestion how exactly did you get inside my
A Very Murray Christmas and the Death ofWallpaper Entertainment1 comment bull 3 months ago
marxalot mdash Netflix would be the perfect serviceto deliver moving wallpaper an endless
ABOUT US
3132016 Not All Dr Seuss Books Are Classics Trust Us - Bitter Empire
httpbitterempirecomnot-dr-seuss-books-classics-trust-us 1019
3132016 Not All Dr Seuss Books Are Classics Trust Us - Bitter Empire
httpbitterempirecomnot-dr-seuss-books-classics-trust-us 1119
The Glunk takes physical form and promptly makes a long-distance phone
call to his mother 9000 miles away in Texa-Kota-Cutt costing the family
$10minute as he gives her his favorite recipe (Gosh remember when long
distance phone calls were outrageously expensive You must be my age and
not my childrenrsquos age) The sister tries to un-think the Glunk with no
success eventually the brother comes to her rescue and the two are able to
banish it together Chastened the girl sticks with fuzzy things thereafter
I have a friend who will make a strong case for the much-better-known Cat
in the Hat as a horror story the Cat invades the house threatens the fish
makes an enormous mess etc But the Cat is drawn in a playful and friendly
way the Glunk is a straight-up scary monster
Therersquos also the fact that the Glunk is summoned by the sister banished by
the brother (and the sister but shersquos clearly dependent on him) and that the
moral of the story is apparently that girls should stick with thinking about
cute and fuzzy things lest they bring disaster to us all Therersquos actually quite
a bit of misogyny in Dr Seuss mdash Mayzie the flighty irresponsible mother
who leaves her egg with Horton the elephant is probably the best-known
example but therersquos also Gertrude McFuzz who nearly kills herself with
3132016 Not All Dr Seuss Books Are Classics Trust Us - Bitter Empire
httpbitterempirecomnot-dr-seuss-books-classics-trust-us 1219
vanity in one of the other stories in Yertle the Turtle Most of the better
Seuss books are simply devoid of female characters entirely and just donrsquot
ask where baby Sneetches come from Anyway this one truly puts Seussrsquos
weird misogyny in high definition
Horton and the Kwuggerbug and More Lost Stories
This just came out last year so even if yoursquore itching for the truly lost-and-
rediscovered Seuss you still donrsquot have to wait for Which Pet Should I Get
Itrsquos a collection of four stories all of which were published in Redbook
magazine in the 1950s
Part of the appeal to this collection is the familiarity of the characters and
settings Horton is the same elephant who sat on an egg and heard a Who in
this short story hersquos conned into giving a greedy bug a lengthy ride with the
promise of a share of Beezlenuts (If therersquos one consistent moral to the
Seuss books itrsquos that you should never ever pick up a hitchhiker) Marco
the hero of McElligotrsquos Pool and To Think That I Saw It On Mulberry Street
tells a tall tale to explain his tardiness at school
A police officer on Mulberry Street ldquosaves the whole townrdquo by swatting a fly
3132016 Not All Dr Seuss Books Are Classics Trust Us - Bitter Empire
httpbitterempirecomnot-dr-seuss-books-classics-trust-us 1319
and therersquos even an appearance by a Grinch though seeing the Grinch
working as a small-time irritating salesman will probably disappoint most
Grinch fans
The weakness of this book is the amount of text on the page With some
kids you need pretty frequent page flips to keep their interest and since
this was originally printed in a magazine there are fewer illustrations for
each block of text
The Kingrsquos Stilts
This is seriously old-school Seuss one of his very first books and not
narrated in rhyme (The other non-rhyming Seuss books most people are
somewhat familiar with are The 500 Hats of Bartholomew Cubbins and
Bartholomew and the Oobleck This one is similar to those but with a king as a
hero rather than antagonist)
The moral of this story is ldquoall work and no play makes Jack a dull boy and
also causes him to totally shirk his responsibilities so people who are overly
invested in Royal Dignity should suck itrdquo I thought it was a bit anvilicious but
my younger daughter spotted it on my desk and read it and she thought it
was great so clearly mileage will vary
The Seven Lady Godivas
So here we are the secret lost Seuss book the only one to fall out of print
(and be brought back only to fall out of print again) This was Dr Seussrsquos
attempt to write a dirty book mdash kind of Itrsquos full of the tamest funniest naked
lady pictures yoursquove ever seen
3132016 Not All Dr Seuss Books Are Classics Trust Us - Bitter Empire
httpbitterempirecomnot-dr-seuss-books-classics-trust-us 1419
Families that are unbothered by the little boy dangly bits in Maurice
Sendakrsquos In the Night Kitchen will find nothing particularly shocking here
other than the fact that the breasts donrsquot have nipples the legs are
proportioned wrong and the ladies go naked while rowing boats riding
horses attending funerals and climbing out of buildings
3132016 Not All Dr Seuss Books Are Classics Trust Us - Bitter Empire
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The premise of the book is that there were seven Godiva sisters all of whom
routinely went naked they lost their father in a tragic horse-riding accident
and honored his memory by swearing not to marry (the seven Peeping
brothers) until they could discover some useful facts about horses
Seuss was apparently trying to make the ladies sexy but he really did not
succeed Every picture is hilarious The story is unrhymed and whimsical Itrsquos
hard to find and not particularly cheap used but if yoursquore lucky you might
be able to check it out of your local library (thatrsquos where I found it)
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Ambignostic bull a year agoI was surprised by how much I dislike 1984s The Butter Battle Book I appreciate that Geisel inthe throes of nuclear panic that gripped so many of us back then tried to take a public standagainst the futility of the arms race But I find it a little bit preachy and simplistic to suggest that theantipathy between communist and capitalist empires was analogous to a disagreement betweencultures about which way to hold your bread The worse problem though is that the narrativeshifts voice in a really jarring way near the end
1
bull Reply bull
Naomi bull a year agogt Ambignostic
I didnt write about the Butter Battle Book in this piece because I think most people haveheard of it but youre absolutely correct that its pretty terrible
Theres the super-simplistic politics for starters I kind of liked the depiction of the futility ofan arms race but ITA that the butter side updown metaphor was deeply problematic Hisother political books simplify but in a less X symbolizes Y kind of wayplus being aracist bigot is stupid is a legit simple message in a way that theres no real differencebetween the US and the USSR is not
The rhymes and rhythm have places where they just dont work -- he was in a hurry to getit out so he didnt stick with it as long as he should have -- and the timing and narrativemake no goddamn sense just in terms of whos telling the story and how Its just a badlydone book If you want a peacenik hippy book about how escalation doesnt work as wellas peacemaking The Three Little Wolves and the Big Bad Pig by Eugene Trivizas is amuch better take on the theme
2
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this phase too Keep offering choices Readbooks that reinforce those choices Mydaughters daddy wears lots of pinks and hellip
that this study does indeed have numerouslimitations ndash and its conclusions are inaccurateand misleading Most energy drinks have hellip
Snow In The Mountains1 comment bull 3 months ago
Truly Madly Derply mdash Beautifully written theending was simple and superb Just onequestion how exactly did you get inside my
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The Glunk takes physical form and promptly makes a long-distance phone
call to his mother 9000 miles away in Texa-Kota-Cutt costing the family
$10minute as he gives her his favorite recipe (Gosh remember when long
distance phone calls were outrageously expensive You must be my age and
not my childrenrsquos age) The sister tries to un-think the Glunk with no
success eventually the brother comes to her rescue and the two are able to
banish it together Chastened the girl sticks with fuzzy things thereafter
I have a friend who will make a strong case for the much-better-known Cat
in the Hat as a horror story the Cat invades the house threatens the fish
makes an enormous mess etc But the Cat is drawn in a playful and friendly
way the Glunk is a straight-up scary monster
Therersquos also the fact that the Glunk is summoned by the sister banished by
the brother (and the sister but shersquos clearly dependent on him) and that the
moral of the story is apparently that girls should stick with thinking about
cute and fuzzy things lest they bring disaster to us all Therersquos actually quite
a bit of misogyny in Dr Seuss mdash Mayzie the flighty irresponsible mother
who leaves her egg with Horton the elephant is probably the best-known
example but therersquos also Gertrude McFuzz who nearly kills herself with
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vanity in one of the other stories in Yertle the Turtle Most of the better
Seuss books are simply devoid of female characters entirely and just donrsquot
ask where baby Sneetches come from Anyway this one truly puts Seussrsquos
weird misogyny in high definition
Horton and the Kwuggerbug and More Lost Stories
This just came out last year so even if yoursquore itching for the truly lost-and-
rediscovered Seuss you still donrsquot have to wait for Which Pet Should I Get
Itrsquos a collection of four stories all of which were published in Redbook
magazine in the 1950s
Part of the appeal to this collection is the familiarity of the characters and
settings Horton is the same elephant who sat on an egg and heard a Who in
this short story hersquos conned into giving a greedy bug a lengthy ride with the
promise of a share of Beezlenuts (If therersquos one consistent moral to the
Seuss books itrsquos that you should never ever pick up a hitchhiker) Marco
the hero of McElligotrsquos Pool and To Think That I Saw It On Mulberry Street
tells a tall tale to explain his tardiness at school
A police officer on Mulberry Street ldquosaves the whole townrdquo by swatting a fly
3132016 Not All Dr Seuss Books Are Classics Trust Us - Bitter Empire
httpbitterempirecomnot-dr-seuss-books-classics-trust-us 1319
and therersquos even an appearance by a Grinch though seeing the Grinch
working as a small-time irritating salesman will probably disappoint most
Grinch fans
The weakness of this book is the amount of text on the page With some
kids you need pretty frequent page flips to keep their interest and since
this was originally printed in a magazine there are fewer illustrations for
each block of text
The Kingrsquos Stilts
This is seriously old-school Seuss one of his very first books and not
narrated in rhyme (The other non-rhyming Seuss books most people are
somewhat familiar with are The 500 Hats of Bartholomew Cubbins and
Bartholomew and the Oobleck This one is similar to those but with a king as a
hero rather than antagonist)
The moral of this story is ldquoall work and no play makes Jack a dull boy and
also causes him to totally shirk his responsibilities so people who are overly
invested in Royal Dignity should suck itrdquo I thought it was a bit anvilicious but
my younger daughter spotted it on my desk and read it and she thought it
was great so clearly mileage will vary
The Seven Lady Godivas
So here we are the secret lost Seuss book the only one to fall out of print
(and be brought back only to fall out of print again) This was Dr Seussrsquos
attempt to write a dirty book mdash kind of Itrsquos full of the tamest funniest naked
lady pictures yoursquove ever seen
3132016 Not All Dr Seuss Books Are Classics Trust Us - Bitter Empire
httpbitterempirecomnot-dr-seuss-books-classics-trust-us 1419
Families that are unbothered by the little boy dangly bits in Maurice
Sendakrsquos In the Night Kitchen will find nothing particularly shocking here
other than the fact that the breasts donrsquot have nipples the legs are
proportioned wrong and the ladies go naked while rowing boats riding
horses attending funerals and climbing out of buildings
3132016 Not All Dr Seuss Books Are Classics Trust Us - Bitter Empire
httpbitterempirecomnot-dr-seuss-books-classics-trust-us 1519
3132016 Not All Dr Seuss Books Are Classics Trust Us - Bitter Empire
httpbitterempirecomnot-dr-seuss-books-classics-trust-us 1619
The premise of the book is that there were seven Godiva sisters all of whom
routinely went naked they lost their father in a tragic horse-riding accident
and honored his memory by swearing not to marry (the seven Peeping
brothers) until they could discover some useful facts about horses
Seuss was apparently trying to make the ladies sexy but he really did not
succeed Every picture is hilarious The story is unrhymed and whimsical Itrsquos
hard to find and not particularly cheap used but if yoursquore lucky you might
be able to check it out of your local library (thatrsquos where I found it)
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American Beverage Association mdash Exactly rightthat this study does indeed have numerous
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Ambignostic bull a year agoI was surprised by how much I dislike 1984s The Butter Battle Book I appreciate that Geisel inthe throes of nuclear panic that gripped so many of us back then tried to take a public standagainst the futility of the arms race But I find it a little bit preachy and simplistic to suggest that theantipathy between communist and capitalist empires was analogous to a disagreement betweencultures about which way to hold your bread The worse problem though is that the narrativeshifts voice in a really jarring way near the end
1
bull Reply bull
Naomi bull a year agogt Ambignostic
I didnt write about the Butter Battle Book in this piece because I think most people haveheard of it but youre absolutely correct that its pretty terrible
Theres the super-simplistic politics for starters I kind of liked the depiction of the futility ofan arms race but ITA that the butter side updown metaphor was deeply problematic Hisother political books simplify but in a less X symbolizes Y kind of wayplus being aracist bigot is stupid is a legit simple message in a way that theres no real differencebetween the US and the USSR is not
The rhymes and rhythm have places where they just dont work -- he was in a hurry to getit out so he didnt stick with it as long as he should have -- and the timing and narrativemake no goddamn sense just in terms of whos telling the story and how Its just a badlydone book If you want a peacenik hippy book about how escalation doesnt work as wellas peacemaking The Three Little Wolves and the Big Bad Pig by Eugene Trivizas is amuch better take on the theme
2
WHATS THIS
Recommend
Share rsaquo
Share rsaquo
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this phase too Keep offering choices Readbooks that reinforce those choices Mydaughters daddy wears lots of pinks and hellip
that this study does indeed have numerouslimitations ndash and its conclusions are inaccurateand misleading Most energy drinks have hellip
Snow In The Mountains1 comment bull 3 months ago
Truly Madly Derply mdash Beautifully written theending was simple and superb Just onequestion how exactly did you get inside my
A Very Murray Christmas and the Death ofWallpaper Entertainment1 comment bull 3 months ago
marxalot mdash Netflix would be the perfect serviceto deliver moving wallpaper an endless
ABOUT US
3132016 Not All Dr Seuss Books Are Classics Trust Us - Bitter Empire
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vanity in one of the other stories in Yertle the Turtle Most of the better
Seuss books are simply devoid of female characters entirely and just donrsquot
ask where baby Sneetches come from Anyway this one truly puts Seussrsquos
weird misogyny in high definition
Horton and the Kwuggerbug and More Lost Stories
This just came out last year so even if yoursquore itching for the truly lost-and-
rediscovered Seuss you still donrsquot have to wait for Which Pet Should I Get
Itrsquos a collection of four stories all of which were published in Redbook
magazine in the 1950s
Part of the appeal to this collection is the familiarity of the characters and
settings Horton is the same elephant who sat on an egg and heard a Who in
this short story hersquos conned into giving a greedy bug a lengthy ride with the
promise of a share of Beezlenuts (If therersquos one consistent moral to the
Seuss books itrsquos that you should never ever pick up a hitchhiker) Marco
the hero of McElligotrsquos Pool and To Think That I Saw It On Mulberry Street
tells a tall tale to explain his tardiness at school
A police officer on Mulberry Street ldquosaves the whole townrdquo by swatting a fly
3132016 Not All Dr Seuss Books Are Classics Trust Us - Bitter Empire
httpbitterempirecomnot-dr-seuss-books-classics-trust-us 1319
and therersquos even an appearance by a Grinch though seeing the Grinch
working as a small-time irritating salesman will probably disappoint most
Grinch fans
The weakness of this book is the amount of text on the page With some
kids you need pretty frequent page flips to keep their interest and since
this was originally printed in a magazine there are fewer illustrations for
each block of text
The Kingrsquos Stilts
This is seriously old-school Seuss one of his very first books and not
narrated in rhyme (The other non-rhyming Seuss books most people are
somewhat familiar with are The 500 Hats of Bartholomew Cubbins and
Bartholomew and the Oobleck This one is similar to those but with a king as a
hero rather than antagonist)
The moral of this story is ldquoall work and no play makes Jack a dull boy and
also causes him to totally shirk his responsibilities so people who are overly
invested in Royal Dignity should suck itrdquo I thought it was a bit anvilicious but
my younger daughter spotted it on my desk and read it and she thought it
was great so clearly mileage will vary
The Seven Lady Godivas
So here we are the secret lost Seuss book the only one to fall out of print
(and be brought back only to fall out of print again) This was Dr Seussrsquos
attempt to write a dirty book mdash kind of Itrsquos full of the tamest funniest naked
lady pictures yoursquove ever seen
3132016 Not All Dr Seuss Books Are Classics Trust Us - Bitter Empire
httpbitterempirecomnot-dr-seuss-books-classics-trust-us 1419
Families that are unbothered by the little boy dangly bits in Maurice
Sendakrsquos In the Night Kitchen will find nothing particularly shocking here
other than the fact that the breasts donrsquot have nipples the legs are
proportioned wrong and the ladies go naked while rowing boats riding
horses attending funerals and climbing out of buildings
3132016 Not All Dr Seuss Books Are Classics Trust Us - Bitter Empire
httpbitterempirecomnot-dr-seuss-books-classics-trust-us 1519
3132016 Not All Dr Seuss Books Are Classics Trust Us - Bitter Empire
httpbitterempirecomnot-dr-seuss-books-classics-trust-us 1619
The premise of the book is that there were seven Godiva sisters all of whom
routinely went naked they lost their father in a tragic horse-riding accident
and honored his memory by swearing not to marry (the seven Peeping
brothers) until they could discover some useful facts about horses
Seuss was apparently trying to make the ladies sexy but he really did not
succeed Every picture is hilarious The story is unrhymed and whimsical Itrsquos
hard to find and not particularly cheap used but if yoursquore lucky you might
be able to check it out of your local library (thatrsquos where I found it)
You May Also Like
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1 EyeLash Tool EveryWoman Must Try
Why Online Dating Worksso Well for OlderAmericans
3 Foods Surgeons Are NowCalling Death Foods
Why Women Are Flockingto This Incredible NewShopping Site
Spons ored Spons ored Spons ored Spons ored
Spons ored Spons ored Spons ored Spons ored
Paid Content
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Dear Bitter Butch How Can I Convince MyFour-Year-Old That Gender Binaries AreArtificial4 comments bull 4 months ago
Amber mdash My little gem (now 6) went throughthis phase too Keep offering choices Read
Just One Energy Drink Is Probably NotGoing To Murder You Dead1 comment bull 3 months ago
American Beverage Association mdash Exactly rightthat this study does indeed have numerous
ALSO ON BITTEREMPIRE
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Ambignostic bull a year agoI was surprised by how much I dislike 1984s The Butter Battle Book I appreciate that Geisel inthe throes of nuclear panic that gripped so many of us back then tried to take a public standagainst the futility of the arms race But I find it a little bit preachy and simplistic to suggest that theantipathy between communist and capitalist empires was analogous to a disagreement betweencultures about which way to hold your bread The worse problem though is that the narrativeshifts voice in a really jarring way near the end
1
bull Reply bull
Naomi bull a year agogt Ambignostic
I didnt write about the Butter Battle Book in this piece because I think most people haveheard of it but youre absolutely correct that its pretty terrible
Theres the super-simplistic politics for starters I kind of liked the depiction of the futility ofan arms race but ITA that the butter side updown metaphor was deeply problematic Hisother political books simplify but in a less X symbolizes Y kind of wayplus being aracist bigot is stupid is a legit simple message in a way that theres no real differencebetween the US and the USSR is not
The rhymes and rhythm have places where they just dont work -- he was in a hurry to getit out so he didnt stick with it as long as he should have -- and the timing and narrativemake no goddamn sense just in terms of whos telling the story and how Its just a badlydone book If you want a peacenik hippy book about how escalation doesnt work as wellas peacemaking The Three Little Wolves and the Big Bad Pig by Eugene Trivizas is amuch better take on the theme
2
WHATS THIS
Recommend
Share rsaquo
Share rsaquo
3132016 Not All Dr Seuss Books Are Classics Trust Us - Bitter Empire
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this phase too Keep offering choices Readbooks that reinforce those choices Mydaughters daddy wears lots of pinks and hellip
that this study does indeed have numerouslimitations ndash and its conclusions are inaccurateand misleading Most energy drinks have hellip
Snow In The Mountains1 comment bull 3 months ago
Truly Madly Derply mdash Beautifully written theending was simple and superb Just onequestion how exactly did you get inside my
A Very Murray Christmas and the Death ofWallpaper Entertainment1 comment bull 3 months ago
marxalot mdash Netflix would be the perfect serviceto deliver moving wallpaper an endless
ABOUT US
3132016 Not All Dr Seuss Books Are Classics Trust Us - Bitter Empire
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and therersquos even an appearance by a Grinch though seeing the Grinch
working as a small-time irritating salesman will probably disappoint most
Grinch fans
The weakness of this book is the amount of text on the page With some
kids you need pretty frequent page flips to keep their interest and since
this was originally printed in a magazine there are fewer illustrations for
each block of text
The Kingrsquos Stilts
This is seriously old-school Seuss one of his very first books and not
narrated in rhyme (The other non-rhyming Seuss books most people are
somewhat familiar with are The 500 Hats of Bartholomew Cubbins and
Bartholomew and the Oobleck This one is similar to those but with a king as a
hero rather than antagonist)
The moral of this story is ldquoall work and no play makes Jack a dull boy and
also causes him to totally shirk his responsibilities so people who are overly
invested in Royal Dignity should suck itrdquo I thought it was a bit anvilicious but
my younger daughter spotted it on my desk and read it and she thought it
was great so clearly mileage will vary
The Seven Lady Godivas
So here we are the secret lost Seuss book the only one to fall out of print
(and be brought back only to fall out of print again) This was Dr Seussrsquos
attempt to write a dirty book mdash kind of Itrsquos full of the tamest funniest naked
lady pictures yoursquove ever seen
3132016 Not All Dr Seuss Books Are Classics Trust Us - Bitter Empire
httpbitterempirecomnot-dr-seuss-books-classics-trust-us 1419
Families that are unbothered by the little boy dangly bits in Maurice
Sendakrsquos In the Night Kitchen will find nothing particularly shocking here
other than the fact that the breasts donrsquot have nipples the legs are
proportioned wrong and the ladies go naked while rowing boats riding
horses attending funerals and climbing out of buildings
3132016 Not All Dr Seuss Books Are Classics Trust Us - Bitter Empire
httpbitterempirecomnot-dr-seuss-books-classics-trust-us 1519
3132016 Not All Dr Seuss Books Are Classics Trust Us - Bitter Empire
httpbitterempirecomnot-dr-seuss-books-classics-trust-us 1619
The premise of the book is that there were seven Godiva sisters all of whom
routinely went naked they lost their father in a tragic horse-riding accident
and honored his memory by swearing not to marry (the seven Peeping
brothers) until they could discover some useful facts about horses
Seuss was apparently trying to make the ladies sexy but he really did not
succeed Every picture is hilarious The story is unrhymed and whimsical Itrsquos
hard to find and not particularly cheap used but if yoursquore lucky you might
be able to check it out of your local library (thatrsquos where I found it)
You May Also Like
Around The Web
4 Stages to a Heart Attack- Are You at Risk
Wedding PhotographerCaught the MostUnbelievable Moments
Men Dont Need Viagra ifThey Do This (Once Daily)Kills ED
New Sleep Aid TakesWalgreens by Storm
1 EyeLash Tool EveryWoman Must Try
Why Online Dating Worksso Well for OlderAmericans
3 Foods Surgeons Are NowCalling Death Foods
Why Women Are Flockingto This Incredible NewShopping Site
Spons ored Spons ored Spons ored Spons ored
Spons ored Spons ored Spons ored Spons ored
Paid Content
3132016 Not All Dr Seuss Books Are Classics Trust Us - Bitter Empire
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Sex Death andDespair A Review ofPrincess Shanyin
Americas Next TopModel Cycle 22
Episode 1 How IsThis Still
Happening
More From Bitter Empire
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To StockPhotography
It Just Sucks I Should Have Beena Garbage Man
How to Tell WhetherYour Boyfriend
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Filed Under Critic
SHARE THIS POST
USA CA 41st HumanitasPrize Awards Ceremony
SPONSORED CONTENT
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Dear Bitter Butch How Can I Convince MyFour-Year-Old That Gender Binaries AreArtificial4 comments bull 4 months ago
Amber mdash My little gem (now 6) went throughthis phase too Keep offering choices Read
Just One Energy Drink Is Probably NotGoing To Murder You Dead1 comment bull 3 months ago
American Beverage Association mdash Exactly rightthat this study does indeed have numerous
ALSO ON BITTEREMPIRE
2 Comments bitterempire Login1
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bull Reply bull
Ambignostic bull a year agoI was surprised by how much I dislike 1984s The Butter Battle Book I appreciate that Geisel inthe throes of nuclear panic that gripped so many of us back then tried to take a public standagainst the futility of the arms race But I find it a little bit preachy and simplistic to suggest that theantipathy between communist and capitalist empires was analogous to a disagreement betweencultures about which way to hold your bread The worse problem though is that the narrativeshifts voice in a really jarring way near the end
1
bull Reply bull
Naomi bull a year agogt Ambignostic
I didnt write about the Butter Battle Book in this piece because I think most people haveheard of it but youre absolutely correct that its pretty terrible
Theres the super-simplistic politics for starters I kind of liked the depiction of the futility ofan arms race but ITA that the butter side updown metaphor was deeply problematic Hisother political books simplify but in a less X symbolizes Y kind of wayplus being aracist bigot is stupid is a legit simple message in a way that theres no real differencebetween the US and the USSR is not
The rhymes and rhythm have places where they just dont work -- he was in a hurry to getit out so he didnt stick with it as long as he should have -- and the timing and narrativemake no goddamn sense just in terms of whos telling the story and how Its just a badlydone book If you want a peacenik hippy book about how escalation doesnt work as wellas peacemaking The Three Little Wolves and the Big Bad Pig by Eugene Trivizas is amuch better take on the theme
2
WHATS THIS
Recommend
Share rsaquo
Share rsaquo
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Families that are unbothered by the little boy dangly bits in Maurice
Sendakrsquos In the Night Kitchen will find nothing particularly shocking here
other than the fact that the breasts donrsquot have nipples the legs are
proportioned wrong and the ladies go naked while rowing boats riding
horses attending funerals and climbing out of buildings
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The premise of the book is that there were seven Godiva sisters all of whom
routinely went naked they lost their father in a tragic horse-riding accident
and honored his memory by swearing not to marry (the seven Peeping
brothers) until they could discover some useful facts about horses
Seuss was apparently trying to make the ladies sexy but he really did not
succeed Every picture is hilarious The story is unrhymed and whimsical Itrsquos
hard to find and not particularly cheap used but if yoursquore lucky you might
be able to check it out of your local library (thatrsquos where I found it)
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Ambignostic bull a year agoI was surprised by how much I dislike 1984s The Butter Battle Book I appreciate that Geisel inthe throes of nuclear panic that gripped so many of us back then tried to take a public standagainst the futility of the arms race But I find it a little bit preachy and simplistic to suggest that theantipathy between communist and capitalist empires was analogous to a disagreement betweencultures about which way to hold your bread The worse problem though is that the narrativeshifts voice in a really jarring way near the end
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Naomi bull a year agogt Ambignostic
I didnt write about the Butter Battle Book in this piece because I think most people haveheard of it but youre absolutely correct that its pretty terrible
Theres the super-simplistic politics for starters I kind of liked the depiction of the futility ofan arms race but ITA that the butter side updown metaphor was deeply problematic Hisother political books simplify but in a less X symbolizes Y kind of wayplus being aracist bigot is stupid is a legit simple message in a way that theres no real differencebetween the US and the USSR is not
The rhymes and rhythm have places where they just dont work -- he was in a hurry to getit out so he didnt stick with it as long as he should have -- and the timing and narrativemake no goddamn sense just in terms of whos telling the story and how Its just a badlydone book If you want a peacenik hippy book about how escalation doesnt work as wellas peacemaking The Three Little Wolves and the Big Bad Pig by Eugene Trivizas is amuch better take on the theme
2
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this phase too Keep offering choices Readbooks that reinforce those choices Mydaughters daddy wears lots of pinks and hellip
that this study does indeed have numerouslimitations ndash and its conclusions are inaccurateand misleading Most energy drinks have hellip
Snow In The Mountains1 comment bull 3 months ago
Truly Madly Derply mdash Beautifully written theending was simple and superb Just onequestion how exactly did you get inside my
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3132016 Not All Dr Seuss Books Are Classics Trust Us - Bitter Empire
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3132016 Not All Dr Seuss Books Are Classics Trust Us - Bitter Empire
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The premise of the book is that there were seven Godiva sisters all of whom
routinely went naked they lost their father in a tragic horse-riding accident
and honored his memory by swearing not to marry (the seven Peeping
brothers) until they could discover some useful facts about horses
Seuss was apparently trying to make the ladies sexy but he really did not
succeed Every picture is hilarious The story is unrhymed and whimsical Itrsquos
hard to find and not particularly cheap used but if yoursquore lucky you might
be able to check it out of your local library (thatrsquos where I found it)
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Just One Energy Drink Is Probably NotGoing To Murder You Dead1 comment bull 3 months ago
American Beverage Association mdash Exactly rightthat this study does indeed have numerous
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Ambignostic bull a year agoI was surprised by how much I dislike 1984s The Butter Battle Book I appreciate that Geisel inthe throes of nuclear panic that gripped so many of us back then tried to take a public standagainst the futility of the arms race But I find it a little bit preachy and simplistic to suggest that theantipathy between communist and capitalist empires was analogous to a disagreement betweencultures about which way to hold your bread The worse problem though is that the narrativeshifts voice in a really jarring way near the end
1
bull Reply bull
Naomi bull a year agogt Ambignostic
I didnt write about the Butter Battle Book in this piece because I think most people haveheard of it but youre absolutely correct that its pretty terrible
Theres the super-simplistic politics for starters I kind of liked the depiction of the futility ofan arms race but ITA that the butter side updown metaphor was deeply problematic Hisother political books simplify but in a less X symbolizes Y kind of wayplus being aracist bigot is stupid is a legit simple message in a way that theres no real differencebetween the US and the USSR is not
The rhymes and rhythm have places where they just dont work -- he was in a hurry to getit out so he didnt stick with it as long as he should have -- and the timing and narrativemake no goddamn sense just in terms of whos telling the story and how Its just a badlydone book If you want a peacenik hippy book about how escalation doesnt work as wellas peacemaking The Three Little Wolves and the Big Bad Pig by Eugene Trivizas is amuch better take on the theme
2
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Recommend
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this phase too Keep offering choices Readbooks that reinforce those choices Mydaughters daddy wears lots of pinks and hellip
that this study does indeed have numerouslimitations ndash and its conclusions are inaccurateand misleading Most energy drinks have hellip
Snow In The Mountains1 comment bull 3 months ago
Truly Madly Derply mdash Beautifully written theending was simple and superb Just onequestion how exactly did you get inside my
A Very Murray Christmas and the Death ofWallpaper Entertainment1 comment bull 3 months ago
marxalot mdash Netflix would be the perfect serviceto deliver moving wallpaper an endless
ABOUT US
3132016 Not All Dr Seuss Books Are Classics Trust Us - Bitter Empire
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The premise of the book is that there were seven Godiva sisters all of whom
routinely went naked they lost their father in a tragic horse-riding accident
and honored his memory by swearing not to marry (the seven Peeping
brothers) until they could discover some useful facts about horses
Seuss was apparently trying to make the ladies sexy but he really did not
succeed Every picture is hilarious The story is unrhymed and whimsical Itrsquos
hard to find and not particularly cheap used but if yoursquore lucky you might
be able to check it out of your local library (thatrsquos where I found it)
You May Also Like
Around The Web
4 Stages to a Heart Attack- Are You at Risk
Wedding PhotographerCaught the MostUnbelievable Moments
Men Dont Need Viagra ifThey Do This (Once Daily)Kills ED
New Sleep Aid TakesWalgreens by Storm
1 EyeLash Tool EveryWoman Must Try
Why Online Dating Worksso Well for OlderAmericans
3 Foods Surgeons Are NowCalling Death Foods
Why Women Are Flockingto This Incredible NewShopping Site
Spons ored Spons ored Spons ored Spons ored
Spons ored Spons ored Spons ored Spons ored
Paid Content
3132016 Not All Dr Seuss Books Are Classics Trust Us - Bitter Empire
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William GibsonWhere Resignationand Hope Collide
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Americas Next TopModel Cycle 22
Episode 1 How IsThis Still
Happening
More From Bitter Empire
How To Be ALawyer According
To StockPhotography
It Just Sucks I Should Have Beena Garbage Man
How to Tell WhetherYour Boyfriend
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USA CA 41st HumanitasPrize Awards Ceremony
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Dear Bitter Butch How Can I Convince MyFour-Year-Old That Gender Binaries AreArtificial4 comments bull 4 months ago
Amber mdash My little gem (now 6) went throughthis phase too Keep offering choices Read
Just One Energy Drink Is Probably NotGoing To Murder You Dead1 comment bull 3 months ago
American Beverage Association mdash Exactly rightthat this study does indeed have numerous
ALSO ON BITTEREMPIRE
2 Comments bitterempire Login1
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bull Reply bull
Ambignostic bull a year agoI was surprised by how much I dislike 1984s The Butter Battle Book I appreciate that Geisel inthe throes of nuclear panic that gripped so many of us back then tried to take a public standagainst the futility of the arms race But I find it a little bit preachy and simplistic to suggest that theantipathy between communist and capitalist empires was analogous to a disagreement betweencultures about which way to hold your bread The worse problem though is that the narrativeshifts voice in a really jarring way near the end
1
bull Reply bull
Naomi bull a year agogt Ambignostic
I didnt write about the Butter Battle Book in this piece because I think most people haveheard of it but youre absolutely correct that its pretty terrible
Theres the super-simplistic politics for starters I kind of liked the depiction of the futility ofan arms race but ITA that the butter side updown metaphor was deeply problematic Hisother political books simplify but in a less X symbolizes Y kind of wayplus being aracist bigot is stupid is a legit simple message in a way that theres no real differencebetween the US and the USSR is not
The rhymes and rhythm have places where they just dont work -- he was in a hurry to getit out so he didnt stick with it as long as he should have -- and the timing and narrativemake no goddamn sense just in terms of whos telling the story and how Its just a badlydone book If you want a peacenik hippy book about how escalation doesnt work as wellas peacemaking The Three Little Wolves and the Big Bad Pig by Eugene Trivizas is amuch better take on the theme
2
WHATS THIS
Recommend
Share rsaquo
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3132016 Not All Dr Seuss Books Are Classics Trust Us - Bitter Empire
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this phase too Keep offering choices Readbooks that reinforce those choices Mydaughters daddy wears lots of pinks and hellip
that this study does indeed have numerouslimitations ndash and its conclusions are inaccurateand misleading Most energy drinks have hellip
Snow In The Mountains1 comment bull 3 months ago
Truly Madly Derply mdash Beautifully written theending was simple and superb Just onequestion how exactly did you get inside my
A Very Murray Christmas and the Death ofWallpaper Entertainment1 comment bull 3 months ago
marxalot mdash Netflix would be the perfect serviceto deliver moving wallpaper an endless
ABOUT US
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Happening
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To StockPhotography
It Just Sucks I Should Have Beena Garbage Man
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Dear Bitter Butch How Can I Convince MyFour-Year-Old That Gender Binaries AreArtificial4 comments bull 4 months ago
Amber mdash My little gem (now 6) went throughthis phase too Keep offering choices Read
Just One Energy Drink Is Probably NotGoing To Murder You Dead1 comment bull 3 months ago
American Beverage Association mdash Exactly rightthat this study does indeed have numerous
ALSO ON BITTEREMPIRE
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Ambignostic bull a year agoI was surprised by how much I dislike 1984s The Butter Battle Book I appreciate that Geisel inthe throes of nuclear panic that gripped so many of us back then tried to take a public standagainst the futility of the arms race But I find it a little bit preachy and simplistic to suggest that theantipathy between communist and capitalist empires was analogous to a disagreement betweencultures about which way to hold your bread The worse problem though is that the narrativeshifts voice in a really jarring way near the end
1
bull Reply bull
Naomi bull a year agogt Ambignostic
I didnt write about the Butter Battle Book in this piece because I think most people haveheard of it but youre absolutely correct that its pretty terrible
Theres the super-simplistic politics for starters I kind of liked the depiction of the futility ofan arms race but ITA that the butter side updown metaphor was deeply problematic Hisother political books simplify but in a less X symbolizes Y kind of wayplus being aracist bigot is stupid is a legit simple message in a way that theres no real differencebetween the US and the USSR is not
The rhymes and rhythm have places where they just dont work -- he was in a hurry to getit out so he didnt stick with it as long as he should have -- and the timing and narrativemake no goddamn sense just in terms of whos telling the story and how Its just a badlydone book If you want a peacenik hippy book about how escalation doesnt work as wellas peacemaking The Three Little Wolves and the Big Bad Pig by Eugene Trivizas is amuch better take on the theme
2
WHATS THIS
Recommend
Share rsaquo
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3132016 Not All Dr Seuss Books Are Classics Trust Us - Bitter Empire
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this phase too Keep offering choices Readbooks that reinforce those choices Mydaughters daddy wears lots of pinks and hellip
that this study does indeed have numerouslimitations ndash and its conclusions are inaccurateand misleading Most energy drinks have hellip
Snow In The Mountains1 comment bull 3 months ago
Truly Madly Derply mdash Beautifully written theending was simple and superb Just onequestion how exactly did you get inside my
A Very Murray Christmas and the Death ofWallpaper Entertainment1 comment bull 3 months ago
marxalot mdash Netflix would be the perfect serviceto deliver moving wallpaper an endless
ABOUT US
3132016 Not All Dr Seuss Books Are Classics Trust Us - Bitter Empire
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Dear Bitter Butch How Can I Convince MyFour-Year-Old That Gender Binaries AreArtificial4 comments bull 4 months ago
Amber mdash My little gem (now 6) went throughthis phase too Keep offering choices Read
Just One Energy Drink Is Probably NotGoing To Murder You Dead1 comment bull 3 months ago
American Beverage Association mdash Exactly rightthat this study does indeed have numerous
ALSO ON BITTEREMPIRE
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Ambignostic bull a year agoI was surprised by how much I dislike 1984s The Butter Battle Book I appreciate that Geisel inthe throes of nuclear panic that gripped so many of us back then tried to take a public standagainst the futility of the arms race But I find it a little bit preachy and simplistic to suggest that theantipathy between communist and capitalist empires was analogous to a disagreement betweencultures about which way to hold your bread The worse problem though is that the narrativeshifts voice in a really jarring way near the end
1
bull Reply bull
Naomi bull a year agogt Ambignostic
I didnt write about the Butter Battle Book in this piece because I think most people haveheard of it but youre absolutely correct that its pretty terrible
Theres the super-simplistic politics for starters I kind of liked the depiction of the futility ofan arms race but ITA that the butter side updown metaphor was deeply problematic Hisother political books simplify but in a less X symbolizes Y kind of wayplus being aracist bigot is stupid is a legit simple message in a way that theres no real differencebetween the US and the USSR is not
The rhymes and rhythm have places where they just dont work -- he was in a hurry to getit out so he didnt stick with it as long as he should have -- and the timing and narrativemake no goddamn sense just in terms of whos telling the story and how Its just a badlydone book If you want a peacenik hippy book about how escalation doesnt work as wellas peacemaking The Three Little Wolves and the Big Bad Pig by Eugene Trivizas is amuch better take on the theme
2
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Recommend
Share rsaquo
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this phase too Keep offering choices Readbooks that reinforce those choices Mydaughters daddy wears lots of pinks and hellip
that this study does indeed have numerouslimitations ndash and its conclusions are inaccurateand misleading Most energy drinks have hellip
Snow In The Mountains1 comment bull 3 months ago
Truly Madly Derply mdash Beautifully written theending was simple and superb Just onequestion how exactly did you get inside my
A Very Murray Christmas and the Death ofWallpaper Entertainment1 comment bull 3 months ago
marxalot mdash Netflix would be the perfect serviceto deliver moving wallpaper an endless
ABOUT US
3132016 Not All Dr Seuss Books Are Classics Trust Us - Bitter Empire
httpbitterempirecomnot-dr-seuss-books-classics-trust-us 1919
this phase too Keep offering choices Readbooks that reinforce those choices Mydaughters daddy wears lots of pinks and hellip
that this study does indeed have numerouslimitations ndash and its conclusions are inaccurateand misleading Most energy drinks have hellip
Snow In The Mountains1 comment bull 3 months ago
Truly Madly Derply mdash Beautifully written theending was simple and superb Just onequestion how exactly did you get inside my
A Very Murray Christmas and the Death ofWallpaper Entertainment1 comment bull 3 months ago
marxalot mdash Netflix would be the perfect serviceto deliver moving wallpaper an endless
ABOUT US