Muse Quiz: What Cryptid How many Are...
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4 What Crypd Are You? Are you a cryptid—a creature that science hasn’t proven to exist? It can be a lonely life. You might be the only one of your kind, wandering the swamps or mountains without a friend. Take a break from terrorizing the locals and follow this flow chart to end your identity crisis. (There are hundreds of cryptids out there, but these are our best guesses.) Muse Quiz: Where do you live? Do you have tusks? Do you smell awful? Do you live in water? Can you fly? Are you often upside- down? How many legs do you walk on? How many arms do you have? What’s the weather like? Yes Yes You might be Nessie, the monster swimming in Scotland’s Loch Ness. But since lakes all over the world claim their own cryptids, you could also be Bessie, Cressie, Issie, Aggie, Champ, or some other beast. No Not sure Is your home in a parcular lake? Are you scaly? You are a sewer gator. You’re the mysteri- ous, swamp-loving bunyip. No one can agree on what you look like, but you sure are terrifying. A chupacabra, you have spines down your back and drink the blood of goats. You’re Mokele- Mbembe, a long-necked dino- saur who lives in rivers in the Congo. You are intimidating but vegetarian. New York City Australia Latin America Africa No Yes Similar to cougars but possi- bly part human, wampus cats like you are most common in the Appalachian region. You are the mascot of several high schools. Yes No A shaggy, foul-smelling humanoid who lives in Florida swamps? We’re sorry to say you are a skunk ape. Haven’t checked 2 Yes 2 You are a merperson. But you probably haven’t met any movie princesses— they’re purely fictional. You’re Akkorokamui—a bright-red behemoth, simi- lar to an octopus or squid, who terrorizes Korean and Taiwanese fishermen. Lots No No Yes You must be a thunderbird, an enormous flying animal often appearing in Native American legends. No Yes A huge bat living in the jungles of Indonesia, you’re named the ahool after your howl- ing call. Yikes! Are you the Mongolian death worm, a murder- ous red worm up to five feet (one and a half meters) long? You’re a yeti, the Himalayan cousin of Bigfoot. So hot! So cold! Medium You are the moose-pig or Beast of Dean, a large boar-like crea- ture that harassed English farmers in the early 1800s. Hello there! muse 25 Named the dingonek or “jungle walrus,” you have long tusks and use your pointed tail as a weapon. 24 muse
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What Cryptid Are You?
Are you a cryptid—a creature that science hasn’t proven to exist? It can be a lonely life. You might be the only one of your kind, wandering the swamps or mountains without a friend. Take a break from terrorizing the locals and follow this flow chart to end your identity crisis. (There are hundreds of cryptids out there, but these are our best guesses.)
Muse Quiz:
Where do you live?
Do you have tusks?
Do you smell awful?
Do you live in water?
Can you fly?
Are you often
upside-down?
How many legs do you
walk on?
How many arms do you
have?
What’s the weather like?
Yes
Yes
You might be Nessie, the monster
swimming in Scotland’s Loch Ness. But since
lakes all over the world claim their own cryptids, you could also be
Bessie, Cressie, Issie, Aggie, Champ, or some
other beast.
NoNot sure
Is your home in a particular
lake?Are you scaly?
You are a sewer gator.
You’re the mysteri-ous, swamp-loving bunyip. No one can agree on what you look like, but you sure are terrifying.
A chupacabra, you have spines down your back and drink the blood of goats.
You’re Mokele-Mbembe, a long-necked dino-saur who lives in rivers in the Congo. You are intimidating but vegetarian.
New York City
AustraliaLatin
America
Africa
No Yes
Similar to cougars but possi-bly part human, wampus cats like you are most common in the Appalachian region. You are the mascot of several high schools.
Yes
No
A shaggy, foul-smelling humanoid who lives in Florida swamps? We’re sorry to say you are a skunk ape.
Haven’t checked
2Yes
2You are a merperson. But you probably haven’t met any movie princesses—they’re purely fictional.
You’re Akkorokamui—a bright-red behemoth, simi-lar to an octopus or squid, who terrorizes Korean and Taiwanese fishermen.
Lots
No
NoYes
You must be a thunderbird, an enormous flying animal often appearing in Native American legends.
No
Yes
A huge bat living in the jungles of Indonesia, you’re named the ahool after your howl-ing call.
Yikes! Are you the Mongolian death worm, a murder-ous red worm up to five feet (one and a half meters) long?
You’re a yeti, the Himalayan cousin of Bigfoot.
So hot!
So cold!
Medium
You are the moose-pig or Beast of Dean, a large boar-like crea-ture that harassed English farmers in the early 1800s. Hello there!
muse 25
Named the dingonek or “jungle walrus,” you have long tusks
and use your pointed tail as a weapon.
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