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100:00:16,350 --> 00:00:21,661# I head east towards the city #
200:00:21,663 --> 00:00:23,965# And when the sun goes down #
300:00:23,966 --> 00:00:26,717# I'm heading home again #
400:00:30,206 --> 00:00:35,452# The city lightshave left me empty #
500:00:35,453 --> 00:00:37,851# They've replaced the stars #
600:00:37,853 --> 00:00:40,731# That used to shine so bright #
700:00:42,428 --> 00:00:46,139# But I will smile #
800:00:46,141 --> 00:00:50,811# And I'll keep you close #
900:00:58,171 --> 00:00:59,930# And when the sun breaks #
1000:00:59,932 --> 00:01:02,650# In the morning... #
1100:01:08,450 --> 00:01:10,177It's a fanfare.
1200:01:10,179 --> 00:01:12,769It's great... arrival music.
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00:01:12,771 --> 00:01:16,097It's "Fanfare for a Son"... a classic.
1400:01:27,874 --> 00:01:31,136Dad, I caved on the shirt.I'm not wearing the tie.
1500:01:31,138 --> 00:01:32,801
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A young man in a tiemakes a statement.
1600:01:32,803 --> 00:01:35,329What, that my father dresses mein the morning?
1700:01:36,323 --> 00:01:38,754Nobody wears tiesto these things.
1800:01:41,250 --> 00:01:43,584What?
1900:01:43,586 --> 00:01:46,528Without the tie,we're having the sex talk.
2000:01:47,745 --> 00:01:50,528
Oh, my God.2100:01:55,297 --> 00:01:57,952I need a six-letterword for llama.
2200:01:57,954 --> 00:01:59,648Llama?Yeah.
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00:01:59,650 --> 00:02:01,632Vicua
2400:02:01,634 --> 00:02:03,712How could you possiblyknow that?
2500:02:03,714 --> 00:02:04,831Give me another one.
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00:02:04,833 --> 00:02:07,327Okay, um, feckless.
2700:02:07,329 --> 00:02:08,864What's another wordfor feckless?
2800:02:08,866 --> 00:02:11,103
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Feckless?Yeah.
2900:02:11,105 --> 00:02:13,408Honey, fecklessis the other word.
3000:02:13,410 --> 00:02:15,711Come on, it's nine letters.
3100:02:21,632 --> 00:02:27,423# It's getting coldout on that big lake #
3200:02:27,424 --> 00:02:33,118# And the water's painted blue #
3300:02:33,120 --> 00:02:38,238# Don't let the skyline
fool you, baby... #3400:02:38,240 --> 00:02:40,574Mom.Yeah?
3500:02:40,576 --> 00:02:43,102You just missed the turn.No, I didn't.
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00:02:43,104 --> 00:02:44,127You looked rightat the sign that said
3700:02:44,129 --> 00:02:46,142"Middleton CampusNot This Way. "
3800:02:46,144 --> 00:02:47,486I don't knowwhat you're talking about.
3900:02:47,488 --> 00:02:50,398What is wrong with you?You're gonna make me late.
4000:02:54,206 --> 00:02:55,933It's pointless!
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4100:02:55,935 --> 00:02:58,717What's pointless?
4200:02:58,719 --> 00:03:02,461The goddamn nine-letter wordfor feckless.
4300:03:03,838 --> 00:03:05,278Pointless.
4400:03:07,294 --> 00:03:08,797Right?
4500:03:08,799 --> 00:03:11,037Look, Conrad,I know that Middleton
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is not at the topof your list,
4700:03:13,055 --> 00:03:14,525but just give it a chance.
4800:03:14,527 --> 00:03:16,701Sometimes a placecan surprise you.
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00:03:16,703 --> 00:03:19,037I'm surprised no one'swearing a tie.
5000:03:24,989 --> 00:03:26,172Can't you just park head in,like most
5100:03:26,173 --> 00:03:28,988every other driveron the planet?
5200:03:28,990 --> 00:03:30,875Father: I've told you before,you have much better visibility
5300:03:30,877 --> 00:03:32,508when you're exitinga parking space...
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5400:03:32,510 --> 00:03:34,172Dad, you just got parked.
5500:03:41,596 --> 00:03:43,771Hi. Excuse me.
5600:03:43,773 --> 00:03:45,755Excuse me.
5700:03:45,757 --> 00:03:47,323Excuse me.Hi. Good morning.
5800:03:47,325 --> 00:03:48,444Hi.Good morning.
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00:03:48,446 --> 00:03:51,036Uh, you took my spot.
6000:03:51,038 --> 00:03:52,380I thought you werepulling into that one.
6100:03:52,382 --> 00:03:54,972No, I was gonna back... you know,I was going to go like...
6200:03:54,974 --> 00:03:56,635and then come in and backinto this one like that.
6300:03:56,637 --> 00:03:58,972Ah, you're one of those.
6400:03:58,974 --> 00:04:01,403What does that mean?Look, it's a parking lot.
6500:04:01,405 --> 00:04:04,155There's a space.Celebrate.
6600:04:07,644 --> 00:04:09,018Celebrate?
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6700:04:09,020 --> 00:04:10,394Of course a guywho wears a bow tie
6800:04:10,396 --> 00:04:12,187would back intoa parking space.
6900:04:12,189 --> 00:04:15,194Mom, just let it go.
7000:04:15,196 --> 00:04:16,731Celebrate.
7100:04:17,948 --> 00:04:20,826I bet you he ironshis underwear.
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00:04:20,828 --> 00:04:24,442I bet you he waits 30 minutesafter eating before swimming.
7300:04:24,444 --> 00:04:25,626You know fumingis feckless, right?
7400:04:25,628 --> 00:04:28,762Yeah, and I bet you he madehis boy wear that tie.
7500:04:28,764 --> 00:04:30,106Oh, my God, let's go!
7600:04:30,108 --> 00:04:32,474Of course she drives an X5with 40-inch wheels
7700:04:32,476 --> 00:04:34,393because we all know
how treacherous
7800:04:34,395 --> 00:04:36,153these paved roads can be.
7900:04:36,155 --> 00:04:37,977She had Colorado plates.
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8000:04:37,979 --> 00:04:40,730Yeah, well, God savethe grizzlies.
8100:04:40,732 --> 00:04:42,521All right, hey, everybody.
8200:04:42,523 --> 00:04:44,537Gather round.Here we go.
8300:04:44,539 --> 00:04:47,129Hope everybody hada good drive in, 10:00 tour.
8400:04:47,131 --> 00:04:49,657Okay, welcome toMeet Middleton!
8500:04:49,659 --> 00:04:52,185First, let's meet Justin. Hi.
8600:04:52,187 --> 00:04:54,009That's me. I'm Justin.Great to meet you guys.
8700:04:54,011 --> 00:04:57,369Hi, Justin. I'll be taking youaround today.
8800:04:57,371 --> 00:04:59,161Let's just passthese bad boys out...
8900:04:59,163 --> 00:05:01,465a little brochure, a map of the campus,know where we're going.
9000:05:01,466 --> 00:05:02,841
Thank you.Okay, cool.
9100:05:02,843 --> 00:05:05,785A couple things about me...I'm a junior at the college
9200:05:05,787 --> 00:05:08,568
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and a double majorin music and horticulture...
9300:05:08,570 --> 00:05:11,192unfortunately knownas a dingleberry.
9400:05:13,626 --> 00:05:15,511Thank you.
9500:05:15,513 --> 00:05:17,656Um, we're gonna takea two-hour tour,
9600:05:17,657 --> 00:05:19,799after which we'llbreak for lunch.
9700:05:19,801 --> 00:05:23,481
And then we're gonna havea pretty exciting thing.
9800:05:23,482 --> 00:05:25,272You're gonna meetthe faculty member
9900:05:25,274 --> 00:05:27,288from the departmentof your choice.
10000:05:27,290 --> 00:05:29,912And by the time theafternoon bell sounds...
10100:05:34,456 --> 00:05:36,888you'll have fallen in love.
10200:05:36,889 --> 00:05:38,456I guarantee it.
10300:05:38,457 --> 00:05:40,248Well, all right, so let's get thislittle tour bus on the road,
10400:05:40,250 --> 00:05:41,304you rock stars.
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00:05:41,306 --> 00:05:43,479Come on!Let's get going.
10600:05:43,481 --> 00:05:46,007They have a planetarium.It's an observatory.
10700:05:46,009 --> 00:05:48,502It's an observatory, chief.
10800:05:48,504 --> 00:05:49,718A fun fact about the walkwaywe're currently on...
10900:05:49,720 --> 00:05:52,406it was built by a thousandchildren in 1842.
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00:05:52,408 --> 00:05:54,710What a waste of a perfectlybeautiful tie.
11100:05:54,712 --> 00:05:57,046Tell me about it. I'm just kidding.Just 100...
11200:05:57,048 --> 00:05:59,574Lovely day.Let's go over here.
11300:05:59,576 --> 00:06:02,262Come on in. Come on in.Don't be shy.
11400:06:02,264 --> 00:06:03,766It's just me.
11500:06:03,768 --> 00:06:06,166Now, the college,
which is situated on
11600:06:06,168 --> 00:06:09,335just over 100breathtaking acres,
11700:06:09,337 --> 00:06:12,823was founded in 1887
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by Lowndes Pope Middleton,
11800:06:12,825 --> 00:06:16,405who as a young man madea fortune in whale blubber
11900:06:16,407 --> 00:06:18,229before findinghis true calling
12000:06:18,231 --> 00:06:20,470in education and philanthropy.
12100:06:20,472 --> 00:06:22,549Now, his bronze likeness
12200:06:22,551 --> 00:06:25,141once stood upon this pedestal,
12300:06:25,143 --> 00:06:28,021but fell prey to some bandits
12400:06:28,023 --> 00:06:29,845in the late 1960s.
12500:06:29,847 --> 00:06:31,605Why didn't they replace him?
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00:06:31,607 --> 00:06:34,613Well, you know, these bootshave sort of become
12700:06:34,615 --> 00:06:37,717a living metaphor for themission of Middleton.
12800:06:37,719 --> 00:06:39,669Have you had any deathson campus?
12900:06:39,671 --> 00:06:41,589You'd be surprised.There are a lot of deaths.
13000:06:41,591 --> 00:06:43,124I'm just kidding.There's... no.
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13100:06:43,126 --> 00:06:45,044Very, very safe here.
13200:06:45,046 --> 00:06:47,445We have a security team of students.They're volunteers.
13300:06:47,447 --> 00:06:50,643They're constantly patrolling.We give them small nightsticks.
13400:06:50,645 --> 00:06:52,915And they make sure everybodysort of stays in order.
13500:06:52,917 --> 00:06:54,325It's a good system.
13600:06:54,327 --> 00:06:57,205I see the toe of the bootis fairly worn out.
13700:06:57,207 --> 00:06:59,188Is that a tradition...to rub the toes there?
13800:06:59,190 --> 00:07:01,556It is. It is. Thank you
for bringing that up.13900:07:01,558 --> 00:07:05,652Before an important dayor test or something,
14000:07:05,654 --> 00:07:07,572you're supposedto kiss the boot.
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00:07:07,573 --> 00:07:09,524Any rapes?Oh, my God.
14200:07:09,526 --> 00:07:12,467A lot of rapes. But that's typicalat college, you know.
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00:07:12,469 --> 00:07:15,411That's what you'regetting into.
14400:07:15,413 --> 00:07:18,291Yeah. So it's afantastic tradition.
14500:07:18,293 --> 00:07:21,044I need a coffee.You had two cups in the car.
14600:07:21,046 --> 00:07:23,027Do you want one?Can I get you one? No.
14700:07:23,029 --> 00:07:25,170Cool. Any more questions?Love questions.
14800:07:25,172 --> 00:07:26,963They're not even gonnanotice I'm gone, okay?
14900:07:26,965 --> 00:07:28,114Excuse me.Our next stop on the tour
15000:07:28,116 --> 00:07:31,155is gonna be the Pope Library.
15100:07:31,156 --> 00:07:32,786Now this thing isbrand-spanking-new,
15200:07:32,788 --> 00:07:34,258so you're gonna be prettyimpressed.
15300:07:34,260 --> 00:07:36,242
Okay? Just remember,don't smudge the glass.
15400:07:36,244 --> 00:07:38,226It's the hospital.I'll see you in the library.
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All right. And wipe thoseboots before entering.
15600:07:40,341 --> 00:07:41,619Come on, you rascals.
15700:07:41,621 --> 00:07:42,579We're having fun.We're having fun.
15800:07:42,581 --> 00:07:44,083Say it.
15900:07:44,085 --> 00:07:47,442Hello. Yes.Dr. Hartman.
16000:07:47,444 --> 00:07:48,594Yes. Hello?
16100:07:48,596 --> 00:07:50,322Yes, Dr. Ha... hello?Hello?
16200:07:52,468 --> 00:07:54,035Unbelievable.
16300:07:54,037 --> 00:07:56,467One of those, please.
16400:07:57,587 --> 00:07:59,377Make it two.
16500:08:03,602 --> 00:08:05,970I hear they keepthe doctor away.
16600:08:09,682 --> 00:08:11,409I talked... doctor...
16700:08:11,411 --> 00:08:15,537but... when...George, are you...
16800:08:15,539 --> 00:08:18,481The connection... George?
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16900:08:18,483 --> 00:08:21,105George?Hey.
17000:08:21,107 --> 00:08:22,768George, are you the...?
17100:08:22,770 --> 00:08:25,328Can't hear... you there?
17200:08:25,330 --> 00:08:27,953George, I'm dying.Help me.
17300:08:27,955 --> 00:08:29,393Larry, are you there? Larry.
17400:08:29,395 --> 00:08:31,441
George, you still there?Yeah, I got you.
17500:08:31,443 --> 00:08:32,561George?Listen, Larry,
17600:08:32,563 --> 00:08:34,000there's nothingto worry about, okay?
17700:08:34,002 --> 00:08:35,536You're in good hands.I need you to relax.
17800:08:35,538 --> 00:08:39,376Call me anytime, all right?Larry? Larry?
17900:08:42,930 --> 00:08:45,583These things are so feckless,
don't you think?
18000:08:45,585 --> 00:08:47,376Excuse me?
18100:08:47,378 --> 00:08:49,136These tours.
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18200:08:51,664 --> 00:08:53,679Feckless?Mm-hmm.
18300:08:53,681 --> 00:08:56,080Let me guess... you're a high schoolEnglish teacher.
18400:08:56,082 --> 00:08:58,512Wrong. How about you?
18500:08:58,514 --> 00:09:00,751Wait, let me guess.Let me guess.
18600:09:02,449 --> 00:09:04,303Are you a BrooksBrothers model?
18700:09:05,808 --> 00:09:08,526I'm a cardiac surgeon.I was speaking with a patient.
18800:09:08,528 --> 00:09:11,790Mm, so you can fix a heartover the phone?
18900:09:13,008 --> 00:09:14,351Depends on the data plan.
19000:09:16,432 --> 00:09:18,543Well, is he gonna make it?
19100:09:21,808 --> 00:09:23,503I'm not sure.
19200:09:25,392 --> 00:09:26,862Oh.
19300:09:26,864 --> 00:09:28,559George Hartman.
19400:09:28,560 --> 00:09:30,031Oh.
19500:09:30,033 --> 00:09:31,599
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What?
19600:09:31,601 --> 00:09:33,806Heart man?Oh, yes.
19700:09:33,808 --> 00:09:36,046Well, what can I say?I like things neat.
19800:09:36,048 --> 00:09:37,998I'm Edith Martin.
19900:09:38,000 --> 00:09:39,470Edith?Oh.
20000:09:39,472 --> 00:09:41,454Oh, I know, I know,
20100:09:41,456 --> 00:09:42,829but it's gonnamake a comeback.
20200:09:42,830 --> 00:09:44,205Just wait and see.
20300:09:44,207 --> 00:09:45,485Excuse me.
20400:09:45,487 --> 00:09:49,613Do you know wherethe Pope Library is?
20500:09:49,615 --> 00:09:51,661Yeah.
20600:09:51,663 --> 00:09:53,900It's the building next
to the building
20700:09:53,902 --> 00:09:56,428behind that building.
20800:09:56,430 --> 00:09:57,900So next to the thing?
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20900:09:57,902 --> 00:09:59,598Exactly.
21000:10:01,550 --> 00:10:05,00643 grand a year and that'sthe best they can do?
21100:10:08,847 --> 00:10:12,397You made your boyput on that tie, didn't you?
21200:10:12,399 --> 00:10:13,869You mean the waste of a tie.
21300:10:13,871 --> 00:10:16,204Well, it's obvioushe doesn't want to wear it.
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00:10:16,206 --> 00:10:18,732I was just tryingto be encouraging.
21500:10:19,981 --> 00:10:22,412Well, your girl seemedvery determined.
21600:10:22,414 --> 00:10:25,067Audrey. Yeah, I named herafter Audrey Hepburn,
21700:10:25,069 --> 00:10:26,699but it was a seriousmiscalculation.
21800:10:26,701 --> 00:10:27,884I should have namedher Benito.
21900:10:27,886 --> 00:10:29,835
A smartphone fascist?Right?
22000:10:29,837 --> 00:10:31,116Oh, my God.
22100:10:31,118 --> 00:10:32,811If Audrey had to give up
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either her phone
22200:10:32,813 --> 00:10:36,651or a kidney, she'd be on dialysis,I'm sure of it.
22300:10:36,653 --> 00:10:38,956So is Middletonyour first stop?
22400:10:38,958 --> 00:10:42,251No, it's our only stop.
22500:10:42,253 --> 00:10:46,412Yeah, I couldn't get herto look anyplace else.
22600:10:46,414 --> 00:10:50,252My husband was supposed
to chaperone, but...22700:10:50,254 --> 00:10:52,875he couldn't get off of work.
22800:10:54,540 --> 00:10:56,650I told my wife that...
22900:10:56,652 --> 00:10:59,082I wouldn't miss this
for the world.23000:10:59,084 --> 00:11:01,483I think it's a littleslice of heaven.
23100:11:01,485 --> 00:11:03,178Middleton?
23200:11:03,180 --> 00:11:06,218
Yes, Middleton.
23300:11:06,220 --> 00:11:10,442Eh, a little smallfor my taste.
23400:11:10,444 --> 00:11:12,042We all like books here
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a lot at Middleton.
23500:11:12,044 --> 00:11:13,515We're big fans of books.
23600:11:13,516 --> 00:11:14,794Our library, the Pope Library,
23700:11:14,796 --> 00:11:20,137has on hand over 200,000volumes of books
23800:11:20,139 --> 00:11:22,954as well as a huge collectionof rare books.
23900:11:22,956 --> 00:11:25,833It's not small.It's intimate is what it is.
24000:11:25,835 --> 00:11:29,321God, these things are likea dog and pony show.
24100:11:29,323 --> 00:11:31,657They give your childno idea whatsoever
24200:11:31,659 --> 00:11:33,897
what it would be liketo actually go here.
24300:11:33,899 --> 00:11:35,594It's just a day.
24400:11:35,596 --> 00:11:37,706Books are like the magazinesof the gods. Am I right?
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00:11:37,708 --> 00:11:41,194Sometimes a daycan be an eternity.
24600:11:41,195 --> 00:11:43,018Particularly if you'rein the company of a man
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00:11:43,019 --> 00:11:46,025who backs intoa parking space.
24800:11:46,027 --> 00:11:47,081It's a good placeto come and study.
24900:11:47,083 --> 00:11:48,713There's actuallya floor upstairs
25000:11:48,715 --> 00:11:50,537that you're requiredto be quiet.
25100:11:50,539 --> 00:11:53,257These tours are like a first date.
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00:11:53,259 --> 00:11:56,776She's smart. She's pretty.She smells good.
25300:11:56,778 --> 00:11:58,729Maybe you'll try to stickyour hand up her shirt.
25400:11:58,731 --> 00:12:00,072Shh!
25500:12:00,074 --> 00:12:02,439My favorite is "Cat Fancy"and "Dog Fancy,"
25600:12:02,441 --> 00:12:04,871"House and Garden,""Botanist's Weekly,"
25700:12:04,873 --> 00:12:07,655"Architectural Digest"...
a whole array of stuff.
25800:12:07,657 --> 00:12:09,415A lot of good magazines here.
25900:12:09,417 --> 00:12:11,623I'm just alwaystrying to keep up.
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26000:12:11,625 --> 00:12:14,088Now, this is pretty exciting...
26100:12:14,089 --> 00:12:16,424currently we have on loanfrom the British Library
26200:12:16,426 --> 00:12:20,328a manuscript from renowned poetand author Charles Dodgson.
26300:12:20,330 --> 00:12:23,656Now, Dodgson didn't writeunder his real name.
26400:12:23,658 --> 00:12:25,608Lewis Carroll.
26500:12:25,610 --> 00:12:27,560Very good. Very nice.
26600:12:27,562 --> 00:12:30,408Um, Carroll's masterwork
26700:12:30,410 --> 00:12:32,551"Alice's Adventuresin Wonderland"...
26800:12:32,553 --> 00:12:34,951that's gonna be here tillthe end of the month,
26900:12:34,953 --> 00:12:36,007so we're very excited.
27000:12:36,009 --> 00:12:37,927Excuse me.
27100:12:37,929 --> 00:12:39,782I find it extraordinary
27200:12:39,784 --> 00:12:42,150that Lewis Carroll's masterworkwould be available
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00:12:42,152 --> 00:12:44,390to such a small college.
27400:12:44,392 --> 00:12:46,502I think it's incredible.I do.
27500:12:46,504 --> 00:12:49,222But, you know, a lot of reallycool stuff happens here.
27600:12:49,224 --> 00:12:51,782Um, this past weekend
27700:12:51,784 --> 00:12:54,950Snatches of Pink playeda free concert on the quad.
27800:12:54,952 --> 00:12:57,862
Ah Justin.Hmm?
27900:12:57,863 --> 00:13:00,070On a scale of one to 10,
28000:13:00,072 --> 00:13:03,495could you rate the effecton your life respectively
281
00:13:03,497 --> 00:13:05,959of the visiting manuscript
28200:13:05,960 --> 00:13:08,677versus the Snatchesof Pink concert?
28300:13:09,990 --> 00:13:11,270The Snatches were tight.
284
00:13:12,648 --> 00:13:14,597The Snatcheswere tight, George.
28500:13:14,599 --> 00:13:16,805So let's...Tight.
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00:13:16,807 --> 00:13:18,821Hey, let's float on overto this residence hall.
28700:13:18,823 --> 00:13:21,317Ooh, speaking of floating...I know what that means.
28800:13:21,319 --> 00:13:22,981Just up the stairs
28900:13:22,983 --> 00:13:25,413and, ironically,it's just past the Ps.
29000:13:27,527 --> 00:13:29,253All righty, so come on.
29100:13:29,255 --> 00:13:31,877
This dorm we're gonna go see...it's actually named after
29200:13:31,879 --> 00:13:34,948the fourth of Middleton'sseven illegitimate children.
29300:13:34,950 --> 00:13:37,285Osborne.You're killing it.
29400:13:37,287 --> 00:13:39,236You're on fire.
29500:13:39,238 --> 00:13:41,605She's the one to beat, you guys.Uh-oh.
29600:13:41,607 --> 00:13:43,812Seven childrenfrom seven women...
29700:13:43,813 --> 00:13:45,571hey, Middletonwas no Moby Dick.
29800:13:45,573 --> 00:13:47,299Hey.Hey.
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29900:13:47,301 --> 00:13:49,604I am on fire right now.This woman's driving me crazy...
30000:13:49,606 --> 00:13:51,652completely loony.
30100:13:51,654 --> 00:13:53,316You look very handsome.
30200:13:53,318 --> 00:13:55,524A little pinch in thereand we'll be all set.
30300:13:55,526 --> 00:13:57,412What do you think of it so far?
304
00:13:57,414 --> 00:13:59,652Of what?Middleton.
30500:13:59,654 --> 00:14:02,468It's small.
30600:14:02,470 --> 00:14:04,451It's not small.It's intimate.
30700:14:04,453 --> 00:14:05,924Why are you crammingthis place down my throat?
30800:14:05,925 --> 00:14:06,979Who's cramming?
30900:14:06,981 --> 00:14:08,899Can't you just let mefigure it out myself?
31000:14:08,901 --> 00:14:10,276How are you gonnafigure it out
31100:14:10,277 --> 00:14:12,035with this kindof feckless approach?
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31200:14:12,037 --> 00:14:14,211Feckless?Feckless.
31300:14:14,213 --> 00:14:15,811That would be"not tight" to you.
31400:14:15,813 --> 00:14:18,690Dad, please don'tsay "tight. "
31500:14:19,939 --> 00:14:21,602Where are you going?
31600:14:21,604 --> 00:14:24,547I'm going to figureit out myself.
31700:15:16,034 --> 00:15:18,944I think he's rounding second.
31800:15:18,946 --> 00:15:21,313Hey. How are you?
31900:15:21,315 --> 00:15:23,106You think they're freshmen?
32000:15:23,108 --> 00:15:24,449Yeah.
32100:15:27,713 --> 00:15:30,016Carry on. Carry on.
32200:15:34,049 --> 00:15:36,320You know,it's not polite to stare.
32300:15:36,322 --> 00:15:38,816I'm not staring.Oh, you were a statue.
32400:15:38,818 --> 00:15:42,144How long were you there? Justlong enough to catch you staring.
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32500:15:43,424 --> 00:15:45,343What are you doing up here?Going to the bathroom.
32600:15:45,345 --> 00:15:47,744Is that your story? Because mymoney's on you followed me.
32700:15:47,745 --> 00:15:50,399I did no such thing.Of course you did.
32800:15:50,401 --> 00:15:51,711Yeah, I could easily saythat you came up here
32900:15:51,713 --> 00:15:52,895so I would follow you.
33000:15:52,897 --> 00:15:56,191You could.And you'd be wrong.
33100:15:56,193 --> 00:15:59,902Excuse me. Hey.I'm trying to write a paper here.
33200:15:59,904 --> 00:16:01,150You know, this is a library.
33300:16:01,152 --> 00:16:02,078I'm sorry.We're being rude.
33400:16:02,080 --> 00:16:04,285What paper are you working on?
33500:16:04,287 --> 00:16:07,551You wouldn't be interested.
Give it a shot. I might surprise you.
33600:16:07,553 --> 00:16:10,879What have you got there?Hemingway? Steinbeck?
33700:16:10,881 --> 00:16:13,855That's cute.
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"Images of Sexual Alienation
33800:16:13,856 --> 00:16:16,543As They Relateto the Monkey Garden
33900:16:16,545 --> 00:16:19,102in 'The House on Mango Street. '
34000:16:19,104 --> 00:16:21,407I got nothing for you.Good luck.
34100:16:21,409 --> 00:16:23,775What, you guys get separatedfrom the tour?
34200:16:23,776 --> 00:16:24,735Yeah.
34300:16:24,736 --> 00:16:27,966Dingleberry?Yeah.
34400:16:27,968 --> 00:16:29,246You're better off on your own.
34500:16:37,662 --> 00:16:39,133Thank you.
34600:16:39,135 --> 00:16:41,276Okay, I did follow you.
34700:16:41,278 --> 00:16:43,196Ha! Why?
34800:16:43,198 --> 00:16:45,085I wanted to apologize.For what?
34900:16:45,087 --> 00:16:47,101For being that guy.Oh.
35000:16:47,102 --> 00:16:50,012Oh, pshh.You're not really that guy.
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35100:16:50,014 --> 00:16:52,252I mean, your son thinksyou're that guy.
35200:16:52,254 --> 00:16:54,238But trust me,you're definitely not that guy.
35300:16:54,239 --> 00:16:56,893Monkey Garden back therewill grow up to be that guy.
35400:16:56,895 --> 00:16:59,102Anyway, apology accepted.
35500:16:59,104 --> 00:17:01,053Thank you.
35600:17:05,310 --> 00:17:08,828Where do you supposethey are?
35700:17:08,830 --> 00:17:10,779Well...
35800:17:10,781 --> 00:17:14,619uh, library.
35900:17:14,621 --> 00:17:17,563According to the schedule,Osborne Hall.
36000:17:17,565 --> 00:17:18,715Yeah?
36100:17:18,717 --> 00:17:21,499Is Osborne Hall...Is where?
36200:17:21,501 --> 00:17:23,611...around here?
36300:17:23,613 --> 00:17:26,332Oh, it's in the building
364
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00:17:26,334 --> 00:17:27,835next to the buildingbehind that building.
36500:17:27,837 --> 00:17:31,227Osborne Hall,which is where I'm going.
36600:17:31,229 --> 00:17:33,275Okay, let me guess...
36700:17:33,277 --> 00:17:35,931you sell...
36800:17:35,933 --> 00:17:38,428antiques.
36900:17:38,430 --> 00:17:40,092Hmm.
37000:17:40,094 --> 00:17:42,555Gardening equipment.Mm.
37100:17:42,557 --> 00:17:44,795Antique gardening equipment.
37200:17:44,797 --> 00:17:47,195Children's furniture.
Really?37300:17:47,197 --> 00:17:49,082High-end children's furniture.
37400:17:49,084 --> 00:17:51,706And what constitutes high-endchildren's furniture?
37500:17:51,708 --> 00:17:53,819
It being in my store.
37600:17:53,821 --> 00:17:55,450How about you?
37700:17:55,452 --> 00:17:58,107So you fix broken hearts.Do you have any other children?
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37800:17:58,109 --> 00:17:59,706No. You?
37900:17:59,708 --> 00:18:01,818No, Audrey'sall we can handle.
38000:18:01,820 --> 00:18:04,058I thought they would be here.
38100:18:04,060 --> 00:18:08,218Yeah.
38200:18:08,220 --> 00:18:09,370Hello?
38300:18:09,372 --> 00:18:11,642
Up in this building...Hi. Where are you?
38400:18:11,644 --> 00:18:12,921Where are you?I thought you said
38500:18:12,923 --> 00:18:13,785we were gonna dothis together.
38600:18:13,787 --> 00:18:14,970Well, yeah,that's what I thought,
38700:18:14,972 --> 00:18:16,185until it became obvious
38800:18:16,187 --> 00:18:18,649I've become some endlesswell of embarrassment for you.
38900:18:18,651 --> 00:18:20,408You know how importantthis day is to me.
39000:18:20,410 --> 00:18:21,720Why are you doing this?
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39100:18:21,722 --> 00:18:23,321I don't know. I don't knowwhat you're talking about.
39200:18:23,323 --> 00:18:26,042"How many peoplehave been killed at Middleton?"
39300:18:26,044 --> 00:18:27,321Oh, come on.
39400:18:27,323 --> 00:18:29,849You're indicting mefor being a caring parent?
39500:18:29,851 --> 00:18:32,153No, I'm indicting the succubusthat body-snatched your soul
39600:18:32,155 --> 00:18:34,809and is walking aroundin your clothes today.
39700:18:34,811 --> 00:18:36,473She just called me a succubus.
39800:18:36,475 --> 00:18:38,489Succubus?Listen to me, Audrey.
39900:18:38,491 --> 00:18:40,729Okay...No, Mom, you listen.
40000:18:40,731 --> 00:18:42,841This is the beginning ofmy Middleton experience.
40100:18:42,843 --> 00:18:45,177
And I'm not gonnalet you ruin it.
40200:18:45,179 --> 00:18:47,480I'm going here.I'm gonna study with Emerson.
40300:18:47,482 --> 00:18:50,552
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And you know what else?I'm gonna finish.
40400:18:50,554 --> 00:18:51,800Okay, what does that mean?
40500:18:51,802 --> 00:18:53,272It means that I won'thave to settle
40600:18:53,274 --> 00:18:55,288for selling furniturethe rest of my life.
40700:19:02,840 --> 00:19:04,152Ooh!
40800:19:04,154 --> 00:19:07,287I can't.
I can't. No.40900:19:08,504 --> 00:19:10,552Oh, God.
41000:19:10,554 --> 00:19:13,368Okay, you know what?
41100:19:13,370 --> 00:19:16,408I'd say that you're
behaving like41200:19:16,410 --> 00:19:20,312a five-letter wordthat means "female dog. "
41300:19:20,314 --> 00:19:22,232Okay.
41400:19:23,512 --> 00:19:25,815
So, listen, when I wasin the library,
41500:19:25,817 --> 00:19:27,862I happened to runinto the dean of students
41600:19:27,864 --> 00:19:29,655
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who just volunteeredto give George and me
41700:19:29,657 --> 00:19:32,279a personal tour of the campus.What?
41800:19:32,280 --> 00:19:34,871Dean Pruitt?Yeah, in the flesh.
41900:19:34,873 --> 00:19:39,382But what we're seeingisn't on the regular tour, no.
42000:19:39,384 --> 00:19:43,190You get to meet Middleton.We get to feel her up.
421
00:19:43,192 --> 00:19:45,526Really?Really.
42200:19:45,528 --> 00:19:48,726So take your personal space.
42300:19:48,727 --> 00:19:51,093Enjoy the cookie-cutter tourwith the Dingleberry.
42400:19:51,095 --> 00:19:54,741And, you know, call mewhen you need a ride home.
42500:19:56,728 --> 00:19:59,318That was very impressive.What?
42600:19:59,320 --> 00:20:01,750The way you so convincingly
lied to your daughter.
42700:20:01,752 --> 00:20:05,334Yeah? I'm not even warmed up.
42800:20:05,336 --> 00:20:07,285Okay, guys,I can't help it.
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42900:20:07,287 --> 00:20:09,301At this point,I've just got to tell you
43000:20:09,303 --> 00:20:13,237some really great thingsabout Middleton...
43100:20:13,239 --> 00:20:15,157Hi.Oh, hey. What's going on?
43200:20:15,159 --> 00:20:18,261Audrey Martin.Hi. Conrad Hartman.
43300:20:18,263 --> 00:20:20,277Parking lot earlier.
43400:20:20,279 --> 00:20:22,389Yeah, I remember.Yeah. Yeah.
43500:20:22,391 --> 00:20:24,852Nice to meet you.You as well.
43600:20:24,854 --> 00:20:26,741
So where is your mom?43700:20:26,743 --> 00:20:29,109Um, who cares?
43800:20:29,110 --> 00:20:30,260What do you mean?
43900:20:30,262 --> 00:20:33,013She seems pretty cool,
for a mom.
44000:20:33,015 --> 00:20:35,603Why didn't your mommake the trip?
44100:20:35,605 --> 00:20:38,035You know,
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this is Dad's thing.
44200:20:38,037 --> 00:20:40,051And Dad's thing'sreally Mom's thing.
44300:20:40,053 --> 00:20:43,156I guess he wanted it to besome kind of bonding experience,
44400:20:43,158 --> 00:20:45,620but I'm totallynot feeling it.
44500:20:45,622 --> 00:20:49,940It just seemsall so feckless.
44600:20:49,942 --> 00:20:51,604
You said "feckless. "44700:20:51,606 --> 00:20:53,972Yeah, feckless.
44800:20:53,974 --> 00:20:55,604Yeah.
44900:20:57,621 --> 00:21:00,852You know, maybe
Monkey Garden is right.45000:21:00,854 --> 00:21:03,795Maybe we'd do betteron our own.
45100:21:03,797 --> 00:21:05,779Are you advocating tour hooky?
45200:21:05,781 --> 00:21:08,626
Yep.What do I tell Conrad?
45300:21:08,628 --> 00:21:12,466Oh, you know, I don't know.Just give him some space.
45400:21:12,468 --> 00:21:15,570
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You know?Let him loosen his tie.
45500:21:15,572 --> 00:21:17,266But this visitwas my idea.
45600:21:17,268 --> 00:21:18,738He's gonna thinkI flaked out on him.
45700:21:18,740 --> 00:21:20,530He doesn't even havelunch money.
45800:21:28,019 --> 00:21:29,874I don't think so.
45900:21:29,876 --> 00:21:31,923
You know, they'reprobably in class.
46000:21:31,925 --> 00:21:32,979Look, we'll bringthem right back.
46100:21:32,981 --> 00:21:35,251No.This is fate.
46200:21:35,252 --> 00:21:38,610This is theft, Edith.
46300:21:38,612 --> 00:21:40,786When was the last timeyou rode a bike, George?
46400:21:42,514 --> 00:21:44,273Yeah, my point exactly.
46500:21:44,275 --> 00:21:45,522Now get on.
46600:21:45,523 --> 00:21:47,090According to the Dingleberry,
46700:21:47,091 --> 00:21:50,225
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we have a little over 100 breathtakingacres at our disposal.
46800:21:50,227 --> 00:21:51,792You know?We need the speed.
46900:21:51,794 --> 00:21:55,280Come on.We'll bring 'em right back.
47000:21:55,282 --> 00:21:57,329Come on, Hartman!
47100:21:57,331 --> 00:21:59,632Get the stick out of your ass!
47200:21:59,634 --> 00:22:02,512Hey.
47300:22:02,514 --> 00:22:04,176All right.
47400:22:13,649 --> 00:22:15,95312.What?
47500:22:15,955 --> 00:22:19,120Last time I rode a bike,
I was 12.47600:22:32,945 --> 00:22:33,904Are you sureyou're okay, George?
47700:22:33,906 --> 00:22:36,656You strike me as a helmet-wearingkind of guy.
478
00:22:37,809 --> 00:22:40,528Oh! Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!
47900:22:43,249 --> 00:22:45,488I think I lost a testicle.
48000:23:21,231 --> 00:23:23,310Oh.
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48100:23:44,013 --> 00:23:46,028Wow!
48200:23:50,319 --> 00:23:53,293Oh...
48300:23:53,295 --> 00:23:56,237You okay?
48400:23:56,239 --> 00:23:59,404Yeah. Just give mea second.
48500:23:59,406 --> 00:24:00,876Unbelievable.
48600:24:00,878 --> 00:24:03,084
Look, you can seethe entire campus.
48700:24:03,086 --> 00:24:05,196You can see the town.Yeah. Yeah.
48800:24:05,198 --> 00:24:07,532You can see the one carparked backwards.
48900:24:07,534 --> 00:24:09,868Yeah. Yeah.
49000:24:11,885 --> 00:24:14,508Get over here.Yeah. Yeah.
49100:24:17,068 --> 00:24:20,332Yeah.
49200:24:20,334 --> 00:24:22,539Did you read up everon this bell tower?
49300:24:22,541 --> 00:24:24,075Hmm? No.
494
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00:24:24,077 --> 00:24:26,123Yeah, there's a legendof the bell tower.
49500:24:26,125 --> 00:24:28,811I saw it here in the...
49600:24:28,813 --> 00:24:30,507oh, here it is.
49700:24:30,509 --> 00:24:32,714Edith, Edith, don't do that.
49800:24:32,716 --> 00:24:35,146Don't lean over like that.
49900:24:35,148 --> 00:24:37,995Says here the towerwas completed in 1917,
50000:24:37,997 --> 00:24:41,131the year that the United Statesentered the First World War.
50100:24:41,133 --> 00:24:43,307More than 150Middleton students
50200:24:43,309 --> 00:24:45,739
enlisted for military service.Hmm.
50300:24:45,741 --> 00:24:49,002And there was a youngwoman by the name of...
50400:24:49,004 --> 00:24:51,659a freshman,name of Matilda Reynolds,
50500:24:51,661 --> 00:24:54,858whose boyfriend,Seymour Sternshine,
50600:24:54,860 --> 00:24:57,450was among the newly minteddoughboys.
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00:25:36,586 --> 00:25:40,393that also claimed the livesof almost all of his platoon
52100:25:40,395 --> 00:25:44,967except for his young brother,Ernest Sternshine,
52200:25:44,969 --> 00:25:48,199who was the bugle manwho lived to tell the story.
52300:25:48,201 --> 00:25:51,399Apparentlythe high C notes
52400:25:51,401 --> 00:25:54,663drove off the rogue swine...
525
00:25:54,665 --> 00:25:57,159the very sensitive earsthat their swine have.
52600:25:59,433 --> 00:26:01,831Seymour Sternshine.
52700:26:01,833 --> 00:26:03,527All right,so I have a little trouble
52800:26:03,529 --> 00:26:07,143playing pokerin a brightly lit room.
52900:26:07,145 --> 00:26:08,552Come over here.
53000:26:08,554 --> 00:26:10,504Come over here.You can't miss this.
53100:26:10,506 --> 00:26:11,304No, I'm good.There's a nice breeze here.
53200:26:11,306 --> 00:26:12,296Huh?
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53300:26:12,298 --> 00:26:13,896A nice breeze here.Come here.
53400:26:21,800 --> 00:26:23,399No.Yes.
53500:26:23,401 --> 00:26:25,671Yeah?Yeah.
53600:26:25,672 --> 00:26:28,038You're afraid of heights?"Afraid" is a strong word.
53700:26:28,040 --> 00:26:31,686Let's just say I try to organizemy life in such a way
53800:26:31,688 --> 00:26:34,278where heights don't reallyplay into the equation.
53900:26:34,280 --> 00:26:36,358So you will open upa person's chest
54000:26:36,360 --> 00:26:37,542
with a very sharp knife,54100:26:37,544 --> 00:26:41,605but you won't stand over hereby this railing?
54200:26:41,607 --> 00:26:43,046It's a little morecomplicated than that,
543
00:26:43,048 --> 00:26:44,037but pretty much, yeah.
54400:26:44,039 --> 00:26:46,821No. Come on.I will... I'll help you.
54500:26:46,823 --> 00:26:48,421
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No, listen...I'll help you.
54600:26:48,423 --> 00:26:51,365I will take care of you. I promise.I'll take care of you.
54700:26:51,367 --> 00:26:52,741Edith.Come on.
54800:26:52,743 --> 00:26:54,149Edith, I can't go over there.You can.
54900:26:54,151 --> 00:26:55,430No, I can't.I'll help you.
550
00:26:55,431 --> 00:26:56,837No, I can't go over there.Yes, you can.
55100:26:56,839 --> 00:26:58,341Listen to me very carefully.I'll help you.
55200:26:58,343 --> 00:26:59,877Edith. Edith. Come on.Come on, George.
55300:26:59,879 --> 00:27:02,405I can't go over there.Yes, you can.
55400:27:02,407 --> 00:27:03,365Come on.
55500:27:05,062 --> 00:27:06,917Come on.
55600:27:08,166 --> 00:27:11,621You can't miss this.
55700:27:11,622 --> 00:27:13,093Okay, I saw a bird.
558
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00:27:13,095 --> 00:27:15,333I saw a bird.
55900:27:17,541 --> 00:27:19,429Edith.
56000:27:37,125 --> 00:27:38,436Ahh.
56100:27:38,438 --> 00:27:40,228Mm. Thank you.
56200:27:40,230 --> 00:27:42,564Open your eyes.Oh.
56300:27:42,566 --> 00:27:44,484Open your eyes.
56400:27:45,668 --> 00:27:46,979Open your eyes.
56500:27:46,981 --> 00:27:49,476Oh, my God.Open your eyes.
56600:27:49,477 --> 00:27:51,812Oh, my God.Oh, my God.
56700:27:51,814 --> 00:27:53,988Oh, my God.
56800:27:53,990 --> 00:27:56,835I am starting to getMiddleton as intimate.
56900:27:58,086 --> 00:27:59,330Oh! No. Really?
57000:28:00,260 --> 00:28:02,210So this is the church
57100:28:02,212 --> 00:28:04,866of Santos DominicusIgnatius Aloysius
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57200:28:04,868 --> 00:28:08,578and my favorite thing aboutthis place is the reverberation.
57300:28:08,580 --> 00:28:11,042Sometimes I just comein here and I sing.
57400:28:11,044 --> 00:28:12,994# Amen. #
57500:28:12,996 --> 00:28:14,306You know?
57600:28:14,308 --> 00:28:16,322# Jesus. #Stuff like that.
577
00:28:16,324 --> 00:28:20,418So I'm not a religious person,but I find it very powerful,
57800:28:20,420 --> 00:28:22,434so I come here on the tours.
57900:28:22,436 --> 00:28:24,066Just halfway through.
580
00:28:24,068 --> 00:28:26,658We can just take a breakand, yeah, have a seat.
58100:28:26,660 --> 00:28:30,883If... if, you know,you feel like prayer, pray.
58200:28:30,885 --> 00:28:33,729And if you feel just likecooling off, taking a break,
58300:28:33,731 --> 00:28:35,521it's fine to do that.
58400:28:35,523 --> 00:28:38,049Just take a deep breath.
585
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00:28:38,051 --> 00:28:42,689# Hallelujah. #
58600:28:48,995 --> 00:28:51,360It's so small.
58700:28:53,346 --> 00:28:55,873Compared to what?
58800:28:55,875 --> 00:28:57,888On the virtual tour,it seemed bigger.
58900:29:02,529 --> 00:29:04,929Well, there'salways Princeton.
59000:29:04,930 --> 00:29:07,679And what does that mean?
59100:29:07,681 --> 00:29:10,304It just doesn't seem thatyou like this place very much.
59200:29:10,306 --> 00:29:12,320Well, that's becauseI love this place.
59300:29:12,322 --> 00:29:13,664
Why?59400:29:15,521 --> 00:29:17,504Roland Emerson.
59500:29:17,506 --> 00:29:20,351I hear he only workswith upperclassmen.
59600:29:20,353 --> 00:29:22,848
What?That's bullshit.
59700:29:22,850 --> 00:29:24,191Sit back, please.
59800:29:27,776 --> 00:29:30,496He's one of the premier linguistic
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scholars in the country.
59900:29:30,498 --> 00:29:31,615And?
60000:29:31,617 --> 00:29:34,399And linguistics is the perfectfoundation for any number of careers.
60100:29:34,401 --> 00:29:37,599Like?Like law, business.
60200:29:39,680 --> 00:29:42,046So what are you gonna study?
60300:29:42,048 --> 00:29:45,182I'm just keepingmy options open.
60400:29:45,184 --> 00:29:46,590Hmm.
60500:29:46,592 --> 00:29:49,757Yeah, yeah, that's a reallystrong department.
60600:29:54,079 --> 00:29:55,807I'm just saying.
60700:29:55,809 --> 00:29:57,311Whew.
60800:29:57,313 --> 00:29:58,783How come this...
60900:29:58,785 --> 00:30:00,990they put a benchin front of a tree?
61000:30:00,992 --> 00:30:03,774It blocks the view.
61100:30:03,776 --> 00:30:05,919Well...What was here first?
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61200:30:05,921 --> 00:30:09,278The tree was here first,judging by the girth.
61300:30:09,280 --> 00:30:12,574See that boy over there?Mm-hmm.
61400:30:12,576 --> 00:30:15,102Ronald.
61500:30:15,104 --> 00:30:17,981He is from Battle Creek,Michigan. Mm-hmm.
61600:30:17,983 --> 00:30:20,220He will try, but failto discover the cure
61700:30:20,222 --> 00:30:21,757for restless leg syndrome.
61800:30:28,765 --> 00:30:30,653That one over there.
61900:30:30,654 --> 00:30:33,916Oh, that's eitherAdonis or Samson, right?
62000:30:33,918 --> 00:30:35,388One of the two.
62100:30:35,390 --> 00:30:38,557He majors in geology and...
62200:30:38,559 --> 00:30:39,996see how he's looking up?
623
00:30:39,998 --> 00:30:41,725Astronomy.Uh-huh.
62400:30:41,727 --> 00:30:43,837Which makes him, of course,a rock star.
625
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00:30:43,839 --> 00:30:45,341Oh.
62600:30:47,582 --> 00:30:49,405Oh.
62700:30:50,877 --> 00:30:56,028And of course he'll foregothe sciences to write a...
62800:30:56,030 --> 00:30:58,204very successfulnovel entitled
62900:30:58,206 --> 00:31:00,060"My Life As a Spirochete. "
63000:31:01,756 --> 00:31:03,868You know what that is?
63100:31:03,870 --> 00:31:05,884Any relationto a parakeet?
63200:31:05,886 --> 00:31:10,107Well, it's a parakeet that spiedin the Spanish-American War.
63300:31:13,213 --> 00:31:14,428
My turn.63400:31:14,429 --> 00:31:15,675Give me one.
63500:31:18,684 --> 00:31:20,955The young girl there.
63600:31:20,957 --> 00:31:24,251Ah, that is Tessa.
63700:31:24,253 --> 00:31:27,803Tessa has just learnedfrom her parents
63800:31:27,805 --> 00:31:31,451that her Rhodesian Ridgebacknamed Hedwig has croaked.
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63900:31:31,453 --> 00:31:33,530He's...
64000:31:33,532 --> 00:31:35,706he's movedon. org.
64100:31:35,708 --> 00:31:37,850And she's just trying
64200:31:37,852 --> 00:31:41,018to consolidate her griefinto, like, 40 characters
64300:31:41,020 --> 00:31:43,546so that she could tweether sadness to the world.
644
00:31:43,548 --> 00:31:45,306Yeah, and she will.
64500:31:49,179 --> 00:31:52,346How about that guy?
64600:31:52,348 --> 00:31:54,042With the suit?Yep.
647
00:31:54,044 --> 00:31:56,186That's Georgie.Mm-hmm.
64800:31:56,188 --> 00:31:58,330Georgie is enormously bright,
64900:31:58,332 --> 00:32:01,880but is hamperedby the little brother complex.
65000:32:01,882 --> 00:32:05,112He always wants to makehis father proud.
65100:32:06,777 --> 00:32:10,328He will marry the first womanhe falls in love with.
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65200:32:10,330 --> 00:32:13,338And he will go on to a longand distinguished, but...
65300:32:15,546 --> 00:32:18,809somewhat unfulfillingcareer as a surgeon.
65400:32:20,826 --> 00:32:23,065I detect a sadness in Georgie.
65500:32:23,067 --> 00:32:27,353No, it's not sadness.He has enormous resolve.
65600:32:27,355 --> 00:32:29,081Can I tell you somethingabout Georgie?
65700:32:29,083 --> 00:32:31,449No.
65800:32:31,451 --> 00:32:34,360I think that...
65900:32:34,362 --> 00:32:38,103that he has no idea justhow special he truly is.
66000:32:41,208 --> 00:32:44,567But, you know, that's probablythe Dasani talking.
66100:32:46,904 --> 00:32:49,208Have some more Dasani.
66200:32:51,096 --> 00:32:53,431Come on. Come.
66300:32:53,433 --> 00:32:55,767Get the bikes back?Yeah.
66400:32:58,615 --> 00:33:00,183Thank you.
665
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00:33:08,823 --> 00:33:10,294Hi. What's your major?
66600:33:12,153 --> 00:33:14,294Good-bye.
66700:33:16,887 --> 00:33:18,838Come on.
66800:33:31,095 --> 00:33:32,982Georgie.
66900:33:34,998 --> 00:33:37,910"The Appassionata. "
67000:33:37,912 --> 00:33:39,701You play?
671
00:33:39,703 --> 00:33:42,644I play at it. You?
67200:33:42,646 --> 00:33:44,052A prodigy.
67300:33:44,054 --> 00:33:46,389Prodigy?
67400:33:46,391 --> 00:33:48,341
Remember, I've seen you lie.67500:33:48,343 --> 00:33:50,902I'm gonna needsome confirmation.
67600:33:57,526 --> 00:33:59,925Stay.
67700:34:05,078 --> 00:34:07,636
Oh.
67800:34:07,638 --> 00:34:09,493After you.
67900:34:11,189 --> 00:34:14,037Age before beauty.
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68000:34:41,588 --> 00:34:43,667Prodigy.
68100:35:32,210 --> 00:35:33,745Okay!
68200:35:33,747 --> 00:35:36,913I'm trying to learn theRachmaninoff's Second, okay?
68300:35:36,914 --> 00:35:40,209And "Chopsticks" playingin the background...
68400:35:40,211 --> 00:35:43,184it makes it feel likeyou are mocking me.
685
00:35:44,114 --> 00:35:45,521Okay?
68600:35:48,466 --> 00:35:49,808Yeah.
68700:35:49,810 --> 00:35:51,441Whew. Yeah.
68800:35:51,443 --> 00:35:53,361
Rachmaninoff is so hard.68900:35:53,362 --> 00:35:56,208The guy must have had handsthe size of trash can lids.
69000:35:56,210 --> 00:35:58,128I know.
69100:35:58,130 --> 00:36:00,559
If I stretch any further,I feel like
69200:36:00,561 --> 00:36:03,856bones will pokeout of my fingertips.
69300:36:18,544 --> 00:36:21,808
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Yeah, these are Bach's hands.
69400:36:21,810 --> 00:36:24,879You know?Stay away from the Russians.
69500:36:24,881 --> 00:36:26,512You know, enjoy them.Admire their passion.
69600:36:26,514 --> 00:36:29,935But, like, don't get obsessedwith playing them.
69700:36:32,560 --> 00:36:34,990No one's ever said that to me.
69800:36:34,992 --> 00:36:36,814Thank you.
69900:36:36,816 --> 00:36:38,638You're a lucky man.
70000:36:38,640 --> 00:36:40,110Thank you.
70100:36:42,576 --> 00:36:44,078Edith. Edith. Edith.
70200:36:44,080 --> 00:36:46,062Okay, let's go.Let go. Okay, boy.
70300:36:46,064 --> 00:36:47,693Okay, time to practice.Let's go.
70400:36:47,695 --> 00:36:48,750Okay, let go.
Let go.
70500:36:48,752 --> 00:36:49,743Thank you.Good luck.
70600:36:49,745 --> 00:36:51,342Come on. Come on.
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This way.
70700:36:51,344 --> 00:36:52,910Campus police is outsidelooking for the bicycles.
70800:36:52,912 --> 00:36:54,126Let's go.But we borrowed them.
70900:36:54,128 --> 00:36:56,142No, no, no, I'd rather nothave that discussion.
71000:36:56,144 --> 00:36:57,327Come on.
71100:36:58,767 --> 00:37:01,134Wasn't that nice?
Oh, nice, very good. Nice kid.71200:37:01,136 --> 00:37:03,726Oh. Come on.No, George, I mean the duet.
71300:37:03,728 --> 00:37:05,678What? It feels good tohave a partner.
714
00:37:05,680 --> 00:37:08,749I think we should walk faster, Edith.Are you happy, George?
71500:37:08,751 --> 00:37:12,365Happy? I'd be a lot happierif we don't end up in the pokey.
71600:37:12,367 --> 00:37:14,413Pokey?
71700:37:18,286 --> 00:37:19,949Oh! Oh!
71800:37:19,951 --> 00:37:21,900Come.Come here, come here.
719
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00:37:27,150 --> 00:37:29,100Come on,George, this way.
72000:37:29,102 --> 00:37:30,412Edith, I can't go up. Edith.
72100:37:30,414 --> 00:37:32,909Come on. Yes, you can.Come on.
72200:37:34,445 --> 00:37:38,573Negative. No sign of them.Don't look down. Look up.
72300:38:05,165 --> 00:38:07,563Now don't get chilly.
72400:38:07,565 --> 00:38:09,579
Gotta get up and warm up.72500:38:09,581 --> 00:38:13,195Good. Let's go, the last time.Big-time. Go.
72600:38:15,149 --> 00:38:17,866Very good. Puh-puh-puh,buh-buh-buh, muh-muh-muh.
727
00:38:17,868 --> 00:38:20,746Puh-puh-puh, buh-buh-buh,muh-muh-muh.
72800:38:20,748 --> 00:38:22,155This way.
72900:38:22,157 --> 00:38:23,946Edith. Edith.
730
00:38:23,948 --> 00:38:26,155Duh-duh-duh, nuh-nuh-huh,tuh-tuh-tuh.
73100:38:26,157 --> 00:38:28,202Duh-duh-duh, nuh-nuh-huh,tuh-tuh-tuh.
732
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00:38:28,204 --> 00:38:29,899Duh-duh-duh,nuh-nuh-huh, tuh-tuh-tuh.
73300:38:29,901 --> 00:38:32,011Duh-duh-duh, nuh-nuh-huh,tuh-tuh-tuh.
73400:38:32,012 --> 00:38:35,178Duh-duh-duh, nuh-nuh-huh,tuh-tuh-tuh. Good. Br-r-r-r.
73500:38:35,180 --> 00:38:38,187Br-r-r-r.
73600:38:38,189 --> 00:38:40,938Again.
73700:38:42,604 --> 00:38:45,002
All the way.73800:38:45,961 --> 00:38:47,909Good. Puh-puh-puh,buh-buh-buh, muh-muh-muh.
73900:38:48,373 --> 00:38:50,341Puh-puh-puh, buh-buh-buh,muh-muh-muh.
740
00:38:50,604 --> 00:38:52,388Puh-puh-puh, buh-buh-buh,muh-muh-muh.
74100:38:52,645 --> 00:38:54,507Puh-puh-puh, buh-buh-buh,muh-muh-muh.
74200:38:54,542 --> 00:38:55,689Duh-duh-duh,nuh-nuh-huh, tuh-tuh-tuh.
74300:38:55,690 --> 00:38:57,608Duh-duh-duh, nuh-nuh-huh,tuh-tuh-tuh.
74400:38:57,610 --> 00:38:59,945Good. Take a deep breath.Ahh.
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74500:38:59,947 --> 00:39:02,312Good. Let's goall the way down.
74600:39:02,314 --> 00:39:05,000Get up and take the deep breath.
74700:39:05,002 --> 00:39:08,681It helps you to relax.
74800:39:08,683 --> 00:39:11,657And exhale in one tone.
74900:39:11,659 --> 00:39:13,737Ahh.
75000:39:13,739 --> 00:39:15,113
Beautiful.75100:39:15,115 --> 00:39:17,577Let's stretch.All the way.
75200:39:17,579 --> 00:39:19,817And let me see you move
75300:39:19,819 --> 00:39:21,577
with the sentence.75400:39:21,579 --> 00:39:23,720Shh.
75500:39:26,856 --> 00:39:29,192Beautiful.Let's change the legs.
75600:39:29,193 --> 00:39:31,336
Br-r-r-r.Shake it up.
75700:39:31,338 --> 00:39:33,063Br-r-r-r.
75800:39:33,065 --> 00:39:36,295Now let's have
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the last intense sentence.
75900:39:36,297 --> 00:39:39,368Go.
76000:39:42,728 --> 00:39:44,231Beautiful.
76100:39:44,233 --> 00:39:45,767Let's get readyfor the scene work.
76200:39:45,769 --> 00:39:48,167Hey.
76300:39:48,168 --> 00:39:49,895Can I help you?
764
00:39:55,839 --> 00:39:57,764Hi.Hi.
76500:39:57,799 --> 00:40:00,614Hey, class.Wonderful class.
76600:40:00,616 --> 00:40:02,566We came in the wrong door.
76700:40:02,568 --> 00:40:05,991There are no wrong doors.All the world's a stage.
76800:40:05,993 --> 00:40:07,303Not in my world.
76900:40:07,305 --> 00:40:08,742Who are you?
77000:40:08,744 --> 00:40:10,726We're...We're... we're... we're...
77100:40:10,728 --> 00:40:12,615We're... we got lost...We got lost from the...
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77200:40:12,617 --> 00:40:15,686separated from the tour. Yeah.Yeah.
77300:40:15,688 --> 00:40:18,310Oh, Dingleberry.
77400:40:18,312 --> 00:40:20,070Hey, can we watch your classfor a bit? Do you mind?
77500:40:20,072 --> 00:40:23,782I'm sorry, but no oneaudits my class.
77600:40:23,784 --> 00:40:25,734I require full participation.
777
00:40:27,431 --> 00:40:29,670I'm gonna kill you, Edith.
77800:40:29,672 --> 00:40:31,238Sorry, some other time.
77900:40:31,240 --> 00:40:33,158Thank you very much.We'll be right down.
780
00:40:33,159 --> 00:40:34,596Edith.George.
78100:40:34,598 --> 00:40:36,101Let's go this way.No, come on.
78200:40:36,103 --> 00:40:37,700Edith. Edith.George, let's go.
78300:40:37,702 --> 00:40:40,325Edith, George, now.
78400:40:40,327 --> 00:40:42,501All right, you guys,I don't want to see any tears,
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78500:40:42,503 --> 00:40:46,277but this concludes thetour portion of the day.
78600:40:46,279 --> 00:40:47,429Aww.
78700:40:47,431 --> 00:40:49,701I know. I hope it's been funand informative.
78800:40:49,703 --> 00:40:53,989And this is the cafeteriaright here to our right.
78900:40:53,991 --> 00:40:56,869You know, go in there.Don't have the chowder.
79000:40:56,871 --> 00:40:58,981It's pretty nasty.
79100:40:58,983 --> 00:41:01,509And I hope you guys can fill outyour evaluation forms.
79200:41:01,511 --> 00:41:03,333And enjoy the restof your visit.
79300:41:03,335 --> 00:41:05,861Oh, thanks.Thanks. Good job.
79400:41:05,863 --> 00:41:08,132Thank you.Hope you give me all fives.
79500:41:08,134 --> 00:41:10,243
Thanks.All right.
79600:41:11,364 --> 00:41:12,932Excuse me.Mm-hmm?
79700:41:12,933 --> 00:41:14,819
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I just have a few questions.
79800:41:14,821 --> 00:41:16,803I love questions.Shoot 'em.
79900:41:16,805 --> 00:41:19,587Is it true that Roland Emersonwon't work with underclassmen?
80000:41:19,589 --> 00:41:21,571I'm sorry, what isa Roland Emerson?
80100:41:21,573 --> 00:41:23,363He's a person.
80200:41:23,365 --> 00:41:26,404The premier linguistics
professor in the country.80300:41:26,406 --> 00:41:28,580Roland Emerson.Roland Emerson.
80400:41:28,582 --> 00:41:31,587No, I'm just kidding. I know him.He's a big hit here.
805
00:41:31,589 --> 00:41:36,451Roland and I are like this.
80600:41:36,453 --> 00:41:39,204Okay, let me tell you exactlyhow to peel the Emerson onion.
80700:41:39,206 --> 00:41:40,291So...
808
00:41:42,467 --> 00:41:44,674How did you getout of your shackles?
80900:41:44,676 --> 00:41:47,299Wait! What about the onion?
81000:41:47,301 --> 00:41:49,090
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Girlfriend stuff.
81100:41:49,092 --> 00:41:53,730I can't wait to fail yourevaluation.
81200:41:53,732 --> 00:41:56,610Dingleberry.
81300:41:56,612 --> 00:41:58,338So how was your day, honey?
81400:41:58,340 --> 00:42:00,514It was good.What's for dinner?
81500:42:00,516 --> 00:42:02,369I'm leaving you,Gerald.
81600:42:02,371 --> 00:42:04,993No, you're not.What's for dinner?
81700:42:04,995 --> 00:42:07,713There is no dinner.I'm leaving.
81800:42:07,715 --> 00:42:09,826
And I won't betalked out of it this time.
81900:42:09,828 --> 00:42:11,906No, you're not. No,you're not leaving, come on.
82000:42:11,908 --> 00:42:14,883I'm leaving.You're just leaving?
82100:42:14,885 --> 00:42:16,673I'm just leaving.That's so silly.
82200:42:16,675 --> 00:42:18,817What's silly about it?I'm sorry.
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82300:42:18,819 --> 00:42:20,642I thought these two weresupposed to be married.
82400:42:20,643 --> 00:42:21,921That's correct.
82500:42:21,923 --> 00:42:24,801No married couple in the historyof marriage talks like this.
82600:42:24,803 --> 00:42:27,201Yeah, I can't say it wasworking for me either.
82700:42:29,986 --> 00:42:32,353George, Edith,
828
00:42:32,355 --> 00:42:34,752take the stage.No.
82900:42:34,754 --> 00:42:36,224YeahNo.
83000:42:36,226 --> 00:42:37,761Yeah.No, it was working fine.
83100:42:37,763 --> 00:42:39,744Make it real for us, please.
83200:42:39,746 --> 00:42:42,144No.
83300:42:42,146 --> 00:42:44,000No, Edith.
83400:42:44,002 --> 00:42:45,953Come on.Edith.
83500:42:45,955 --> 00:42:48,032Please.
836
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00:42:48,034 --> 00:42:51,807I'm going to give each of youseparately an objective
83700:42:51,809 --> 00:42:53,119which you will attemptto achieve
83800:42:53,121 --> 00:42:55,007through an improvised dialogue.
83900:42:55,009 --> 00:42:59,776Yeah. Let's go.Come on.
84000:42:59,778 --> 00:43:01,568Easy enough?
84100:43:01,570 --> 00:43:03,520
Please have a seat.84200:43:03,522 --> 00:43:06,368So, Edith, why don't youtry to get...
84300:43:09,408 --> 00:43:11,327And, George...
84400:43:11,329 --> 00:43:13,759
to make Edith to goto bed with you,
84500:43:13,761 --> 00:43:15,839into bed as soon as possible.
84600:43:15,841 --> 00:43:18,911No. No.Give me another objective.
847
00:43:18,913 --> 00:43:20,831Save it, George.You know the rules.
84800:43:20,833 --> 00:43:22,879Remember, just stayin the moment.
849
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00:43:22,881 --> 00:43:24,830Connect to your partner,and it's all good.
85000:43:24,832 --> 00:43:27,038No, I understand. No, really,I need another objective.
85100:43:27,040 --> 00:43:29,310Give me another one.Come on, George.
85200:43:29,311 --> 00:43:31,934You are a successfullymarried couple.
85300:43:31,936 --> 00:43:34,302You know each otherfrom the inside out.
85400:43:34,304 --> 00:43:36,862This should be a piece of cake.
85500:43:36,864 --> 00:43:39,069Please.
85600:43:39,071 --> 00:43:41,789Edith is trying to get Georgeto bake a pie
85700:43:41,791 --> 00:43:45,055and George is tryingto get Edith into bed.
85800:43:47,071 --> 00:43:50,494Trust your instinctsand follow each other.
85900:43:50,496 --> 00:43:54,334Call upon your own experience
and emotion as necessary.
86000:43:55,999 --> 00:43:57,662Okay?
86100:43:57,664 --> 00:43:59,005Please.
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86200:44:20,925 --> 00:44:23,228Are you happy, George?
86300:44:33,405 --> 00:44:35,420Maybe this isn'tthe right time, Edith.
86400:44:35,422 --> 00:44:37,467No, I think it's the perfect time.
86500:44:42,749 --> 00:44:45,948If I was happy,would you have to ask?
86600:44:45,950 --> 00:44:47,579So we're gonna behonest today?
867
00:44:47,581 --> 00:44:52,731I've been honestevery day of...
86800:44:52,733 --> 00:44:55,227of this...
86900:44:57,916 --> 00:45:01,531my marriage.
870
00:45:01,533 --> 00:45:04,187I haven't.
87100:45:08,667 --> 00:45:11,962It's probably timeI tell the truth.
87200:45:11,964 --> 00:45:13,945Go ahead.
873
00:45:13,947 --> 00:45:16,315Okay.
87400:45:19,867 --> 00:45:22,810I am profoundly unhappy.
87500:45:28,763 --> 00:45:31,610And I'm lonely.
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87600:45:31,612 --> 00:45:33,338And lonely.
87700:45:43,066 --> 00:45:46,296Let it ring.
87800:45:46,298 --> 00:45:48,697Edith, let it ring.You started this.
87900:45:48,699 --> 00:45:50,713I want to hear what you have to say.No, you don't want to hear.
88000:45:50,715 --> 00:45:53,208You don't want to hear anythingthat isn't about you,
88100:45:53,210 --> 00:45:56,920your wants and your needs.
88200:46:12,250 --> 00:46:14,680When did you stop loving me?
88300:46:14,682 --> 00:46:18,871What?
884
00:46:18,873 --> 00:46:24,568When did you stoploving me?
88500:46:24,570 --> 00:46:27,863Did you ever love me?
88600:46:35,800 --> 00:46:38,839Did you ever love me?It's a simple question.
88700:46:42,072 --> 00:46:43,478George.
88800:46:49,721 --> 00:46:50,935George.
88900:46:58,135 --> 00:46:59,606
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Right.
89000:46:59,608 --> 00:47:02,615George. George.
89100:47:13,175 --> 00:47:16,054I'm so sorry.
89200:47:16,056 --> 00:47:20,246I'm so sorry.It's not your fault.
89300:47:31,253 --> 00:47:32,725Wow.
89400:47:37,814 --> 00:47:41,365Thanks for having us.
895
00:47:41,367 --> 00:47:44,533Carry on.
89600:47:53,046 --> 00:47:57,652Mm, I should probablycall him back.
89700:47:57,654 --> 00:48:00,019Oh, yeah.
898
00:48:00,021 --> 00:48:03,379Okay, sure.Ahem.
89900:48:05,525 --> 00:48:10,099Hi. Sorry I missed your call.We were in a thing.
90000:48:10,101 --> 00:48:14,451Yeah. Oh, it's great.It's a little slice of heaven.
90100:48:16,500 --> 00:48:18,195Mm-hmm.
90200:48:18,197 --> 00:48:19,730Oh, she loves it, yeah.
903
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00:48:19,732 --> 00:48:22,611I can tell it's gonna be workgetting her back in the car.
90400:48:22,613 --> 00:48:24,627Did you talk to her yet?Did you...?
90500:48:24,629 --> 00:48:28,467Oh, it's beautiful. It's abeautiful campus, you know.
90600:48:31,668 --> 00:48:36,658Well, how are you? Yeah?
90700:48:36,660 --> 00:48:39,730Uh...Try texting her.
908
00:48:39,732 --> 00:48:41,970Hi. Yeah.
90900:48:41,972 --> 00:48:44,722What?Yeah, mm-hmm.
91000:48:44,724 --> 00:48:47,154Just checking in before you left.
911
00:48:47,156 --> 00:48:48,402We'll see what she says.
91200:48:48,404 --> 00:48:49,522She hasn't met him yet,but I'm sure...
91300:48:49,524 --> 00:48:51,570No, everything...everything's fine.
91400:48:51,572 --> 00:48:56,530Conrad is passionately indifferenttowards Middleton.
91500:48:56,532 --> 00:48:58,289No big surprise.
916
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00:48:58,291 --> 00:49:00,274What? Yeah?
91700:49:00,275 --> 00:49:02,545It's beautiful here.
91800:49:02,547 --> 00:49:04,626Really beautiful.Okay, we'll just... we'll talk later.
91900:49:04,627 --> 00:49:06,674Mm-hmm, okay.
92000:49:06,676 --> 00:49:08,626All right. Bye.
92100:49:08,628 --> 00:49:12,433Okay, try you later.All right.
92200:49:14,130 --> 00:49:16,208Good reception.
92300:49:16,210 --> 00:49:18,449Look at that...parents and their children
92400:49:18,451 --> 00:49:20,625on a college tour
eating lunch together.92500:49:22,099 --> 00:49:23,569What a novel idea.
92600:49:23,571 --> 00:49:25,553I think it's overrated.
92700:49:25,555 --> 00:49:29,393You know, all I wanted was for
her to just let me have my day.
92800:49:29,395 --> 00:49:32,209She's not the one who's gonnago here. I'm going here.
92900:49:32,211 --> 00:49:34,448And all I wanted was for her
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to shut up and be present.
93000:49:34,450 --> 00:49:35,920Is that so much to ask for?
93100:49:35,922 --> 00:49:38,864What's the big deal?Just give her a call.
93200:49:38,866 --> 00:49:40,624Yeah, but I shouldn'thave to give her a call.
93300:49:40,626 --> 00:49:43,407Why are you so angry?I'm not angry.
93400:49:45,616 --> 00:49:47,919I should eat somewhere else.
93500:49:47,921 --> 00:49:50,319Wait.What?
93600:49:50,320 --> 00:49:52,304Conrad, I'm sorry.
93700:49:52,306 --> 00:49:54,224Okay?
93800:49:54,226 --> 00:49:56,368I'm a nice person, I promise.
93900:49:56,370 --> 00:49:58,832Look, sometimes I push awaypeople I like.
94000:49:58,834 --> 00:50:01,104It's one of my few flaws.
94100:50:04,753 --> 00:50:06,095Please?
94200:50:06,097 --> 00:50:08,271Yeah, I'll stay.
943
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00:50:15,440 --> 00:50:17,550They have omelets.
94400:50:20,655 --> 00:50:22,894Would you excuse mefor a moment?
94500:50:22,896 --> 00:50:25,325I've got a bladderthe size of a ball bearing.
94600:50:28,270 --> 00:50:30,222Okay.
94700:50:50,574 --> 00:50:53,037Absolutely not.
94800:50:53,039 --> 00:50:56,141Do you want me
to call your mom?94900:50:56,143 --> 00:50:57,612No.
95000:50:57,614 --> 00:51:00,013She's on a private tourwith the dean of students.
95100:51:00,015 --> 00:51:01,549
Can you believe that?95200:51:14,157 --> 00:51:16,204Hi. Yes, I'm Audrey Martin
95300:51:16,206 --> 00:51:19,724and I'm a rising freshman currentlyon a tour of Middleton campus.
95400:51:19,726 --> 00:51:23,020
Um, do you thinkit would be possible
95500:51:23,022 --> 00:51:24,461to have a brief wordwith Dean Pruitt?
95600:51:24,463 --> 00:51:27,116
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It's very important.
95700:51:27,118 --> 00:51:28,908Uh-huh.
95800:51:30,764 --> 00:51:34,540Yeah. Okay, thank you.
95900:51:56,460 --> 00:51:59,370Excuse me.Oh, shit.
96000:51:59,372 --> 00:52:01,833Excuse me.
96100:52:03,339 --> 00:52:04,713Hey.
962
00:52:04,715 --> 00:52:06,666How was the tour withthe dean of students?
96300:52:06,668 --> 00:52:09,673The tour with the deanof students, yes.
96400:52:09,675 --> 00:52:12,683It was... it was great.It was great.
96500:52:12,685 --> 00:52:15,850We saw some fascinating...have you seen the bell tower yet?
96600:52:15,852 --> 00:52:18,699We saw the... we were upinto the bell tower.
96700:52:18,701 --> 00:52:20,714
It's beautiful.And we went into a class.
96800:52:20,716 --> 00:52:23,498We went into an acting classand they taught us
96900:52:23,500 --> 00:52:26,058
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how to breathe... you know,how the actors breathe.
97000:52:26,060 --> 00:52:28,746It was like...
97100:52:28,748 --> 00:52:30,794Ahh-hh.
97200:52:30,796 --> 00:52:32,649Gotta make a sound like that.
97300:52:32,651 --> 00:52:34,728Ahh-hh.
97400:52:34,730 --> 00:52:37,929The dean of studentsis at a conference in Toronto.
97500:52:40,011 --> 00:52:43,241Ahh-hh.
97600:52:47,017 --> 00:52:49,960It's like...
97700:52:49,962 --> 00:52:52,712Excuse me.
978
00:52:52,714 --> 00:52:55,240Okay, where's my mother?
97900:52:55,242 --> 00:52:57,609Uh, she's...
98000:52:57,610 --> 00:52:59,305planetarium.
98100:52:59,307 --> 00:53:00,969
She said somethingabout the planetarium.
98200:53:00,971 --> 00:53:03,945It's an observatory.Well, yes, exactly... the observatory.
98300:53:03,947 --> 00:53:05,704
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Yeah.I've just been calling it the...
98400:53:05,706 --> 00:53:06,856planetarium.
98500:53:06,858 --> 00:53:09,512Have you seen Conrad?Have you seen Conrad?
98600:53:12,680 --> 00:53:15,495Hey.I just ran into your dad.
98700:53:15,497 --> 00:53:17,767Was he looking for me?No.
98800:53:17,769 --> 00:53:20,488
What's up with your mom?I'm tracking her down.
98900:53:20,490 --> 00:53:23,591I cannot wait to find her deceitfulass and expose her lie.
99000:53:23,593 --> 00:53:25,287What's the rush?
991
00:53:25,289 --> 00:53:28,391In case you haven't noticed,I'm a now kind of girl.
99200:53:33,928 --> 00:53:35,687George.
99300:53:39,784 --> 00:53:41,703What are we doing here?
994
00:53:41,705 --> 00:53:43,559We're having lunch.
99500:53:43,560 --> 00:53:45,447Is that what you call it...having lunch?
99600:53:45,449 --> 00:53:47,238
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What do you call it,George?
99700:53:47,240 --> 00:53:48,423Just look at mestraight in the eye
99800:53:48,425 --> 00:53:50,886and tell me thatwe're just having lunch.
99900:54:02,759 --> 00:54:05,190I need...
100000:54:08,998 --> 00:54:11,558I need some...
100100:54:11,560 --> 00:54:13,478I need some ketchup.
100200:54:13,480 --> 00:54:15,077Come here.Hey, come on.
100300:54:15,079 --> 00:54:17,956Edith, Edith, sit down.
100400:54:21,253 --> 00:54:23,684Come on.
100500:54:23,686 --> 00:54:26,756What just happenedin that acting class?
100600:54:26,758 --> 00:54:28,709What was that?
100700:54:28,711 --> 00:54:31,109It was two adults making believe.
Making believe?
100800:54:31,111 --> 00:54:32,581Is that what you call it...making believe?
100900:54:32,583 --> 00:54:34,053Well, what do you call it, George?
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101000:54:34,055 --> 00:54:36,805Well, uh,
101100:54:36,807 --> 00:54:39,364if you want to know the truth,I'm afraid to give it a name.
101200:54:39,366 --> 00:54:41,892Because what I've got swirlingin my head right now...
101300:54:44,581 --> 00:54:46,469it's scaring me half to death.
101400:54:49,958 --> 00:54:51,940I just saw your daughter.
1015
00:54:51,942 --> 00:54:53,508Audrey is here?
101600:54:53,510 --> 00:54:55,459No, she's not here.
101700:54:55,461 --> 00:54:58,019She's not here becauseI looked her in the eye
1018
00:54:58,021 --> 00:54:59,971and I told her a lie.
101900:54:59,973 --> 00:55:02,371What did you say? She wantedto know where you were
102000:55:02,373 --> 00:55:04,451and I told her you wereat the planetarium.
102100:55:04,453 --> 00:55:07,235No, I think it's an observatory.Yes, I know. I've heard.
102200:55:09,188 --> 00:55:11,171Why did you lie?
1023
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00:55:11,173 --> 00:55:13,283Because I don't wantour day to end.
102400:55:22,820 --> 00:55:24,324Come on, help me out, Edith.
102500:55:27,619 --> 00:55:29,346Say something.
102600:55:34,883 --> 00:55:37,154What do you want me to say?Say anything.
102700:55:37,156 --> 00:55:38,690Tell me that this dayhas meant more to you
102800:55:38,692 --> 00:55:40,834
than just killing time102900:55:40,836 --> 00:55:42,977or your daughter'sjust looking at a college.
103000:55:42,979 --> 00:55:46,625Tell me that.Give me that much.
1031
00:55:46,627 --> 00:55:48,481We're married.
103200:55:48,483 --> 00:55:50,305And we have kids.Hey, stop avoiding.
103300:55:50,307 --> 00:55:52,225Listen to me, Edith, please.
1034
00:55:54,531 --> 00:55:57,089Just tell me you feelsomething for me
103500:55:57,091 --> 00:55:58,817and I'm not imagining this.
103600:55:58,819 --> 00:56:01,569
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We should probablyget back to our children.
103700:56:01,571 --> 00:56:03,137Edith.Okay, listen, I'm sorry.
103800:56:03,139 --> 00:56:04,481Don't go. Listen.Just talk to me a second.
103900:56:04,483 --> 00:56:05,921I'm sorry, George.Edith.
104000:56:05,923 --> 00:56:07,457I'm sorry.
104100:56:07,459 --> 00:56:10,625
Edith. Edith.104200:56:10,627 --> 00:56:14,497The college was founded in1887 by Lowndes Pope Middleton,
104300:56:14,499 --> 00:56:17,088who made his fortune as a seafaringentrepreneur before devoting...
1044
00:56:17,090 --> 00:56:19,233Excuse me.Yes?
104500:56:19,235 --> 00:56:21,409Where's the observatory? I've gottenseparated from my daughter.
104600:56:21,411 --> 00:56:24,000It's on the hill behind Franklin.I'm sorry, where's Franklin?
104700:56:24,002 --> 00:56:26,592Excuse me, some of uswho didn't desert our children
104800:56:26,594 --> 00:56:30,240would like to continuewith the program.
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106200:57:02,944 --> 00:57:04,863Here's how it works, okay?
106300:57:04,865 --> 00:57:07,167You love them.They love you.
106400:57:07,169 --> 00:57:09,470But after that, all bets are off.
106500:57:09,471 --> 00:57:11,997After that, if you've doneyour job right,
106600:57:11,999 --> 00:57:14,814they just leave.
106700:57:14,816 --> 00:57:17,982
And you know wherethat leaves you?
106800:57:17,984 --> 00:57:19,741It leaves you alonewith a stranger
106900:57:19,743 --> 00:57:23,069who you realize you haven't reallygotten to know over the last 18 years.
107000:57:32,607 --> 00:57:34,879Look,
107100:57:34,880 --> 00:57:36,703okay,
107200:57:36,705 --> 00:57:40,158here's all you need to knowabout the Middleton experience:
107300:57:40,160 --> 00:57:42,493it doesn't include you.
107400:57:42,495 --> 00:57:45,437George: Come on, let's go.That was fun.
1075
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00:57:49,406 --> 00:57:50,396Excuse me?
107600:57:50,398 --> 00:57:52,061Nothing.
107700:57:52,063 --> 00:57:54,877That was fun?I'm sorry.
107800:58:00,605 --> 00:58:02,268Sorry.
107900:58:05,885 --> 00:58:08,060It's beautiful here in Middleton.
108000:58:08,062 --> 00:58:13,116It's really beautiful.
108100:58:13,118 --> 00:58:16,379You need to celebrate.
108200:58:17,852 --> 00:58:20,348You okay?
108300:58:24,860 --> 00:58:28,091Maybe she's waiting foryou at your meeting.
108400:58:30,909 --> 00:58:33,915I think it's locked.
108500:58:39,324 --> 00:58:41,819This is unbelievable!Where is she?
108600:58:43,740 --> 00:58:45,211I'm done.
108700:58:45,213 --> 00:58:47,195I think I'm just gonna goto my meeting.
108800:58:47,197 --> 00:58:49,851So you want to leave, too? What is this,take-a-shit-on-Audrey day?
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108900:58:49,853 --> 00:58:52,634I don't mean this in a bad way,but you're kind of a lot of work.
109000:58:52,636 --> 00:58:55,321Oh, really?Yeah.
109100:58:55,323 --> 00:58:57,530So we're takingthe gloves off, huh?
109200:58:57,532 --> 00:58:59,129Please, Conrad,I know you.
109300:58:59,131 --> 00:59:00,922I know you betterthan you know yourself.
109400:59:00,924 --> 00:59:03,546You think your million-dollarsmile will give you
109500:59:03,548 --> 00:59:06,106an all-accessbackstage pass to life?
109600:59:06,108 --> 00:59:08,058
You know what?The fairy tale ends.
109700:59:08,060 --> 00:59:10,682It's all downhill from here.
109800:59:10,684 --> 00:59:13,402You've peaked.
109900:59:13,404 --> 00:59:15,098
Have a nice life.
110000:59:19,963 --> 00:59:21,914Yeah, that's it.Go ahead.
110100:59:21,916 --> 00:59:25,401Confusion has a lot
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of great soundtracks.
110200:59:31,417 --> 00:59:34,584I'm going there.
110300:59:34,586 --> 00:59:38,617Audrey.
110400:59:38,619 --> 00:59:40,504Conrad's meeting...
110500:59:40,506 --> 00:59:43,769I gotta go this way.
110600:59:57,369 --> 00:59:59,736These are definitelynot Bach's hands.
1107
01:00:07,224 --> 01:00:09,623Well...
110801:00:13,112 --> 01:00:15,223Thank you.
110901:00:15,225 --> 01:00:18,423What for?
111001:00:32,568 --> 01:00:35,286
Bye, Edith.111101:02:15,348 --> 01:02:18,771Edith?
111201:02:28,147 --> 01:02:31,282What's the matter?
111301:02:31,284 --> 01:02:34,578Uh... oh.
111401:02:36,852 --> 01:02:38,578What's going on?
111501:02:38,580 --> 01:02:40,721I didn't want anyoneelse to hear.
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111601:02:40,723 --> 01:02:43,345Hear what?What I have to say.
111701:02:43,347 --> 01:02:45,681Edith, we just said good-bye.
111801:02:45,683 --> 01:02:50,033No, you said good-bye.I didn't say anything.
111901:02:50,035 --> 01:02:54,224I just... I don't wantto be rushed.
112001:02:54,226 --> 01:02:58,449Uh...
1121
01:03:06,098 --> 01:03:07,952Edith.Yes?
112201:03:07,954 --> 01:03:10,064I'm a board-certifiedcardiac surgeon.
112301:03:10,066 --> 01:03:12,113I'm hiding in a dark roomfrom a hallway of people
112401:03:12,115 --> 01:03:13,393who can't legallyrent a car.
112501:03:13,395 --> 01:03:16,721Okay, I get it.
112601:03:16,723 --> 01:03:19,953Okay, George, um...
112701:03:21,330 --> 01:03:24,112I don't want to say good-bye.
112801:03:25,296 --> 01:03:28,879This makes me happy.
1129
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01:03:32,176 --> 01:03:34,383Say something.
113001:03:42,960 --> 01:03:44,271No, don't stop.
113101:03:44,273 --> 01:03:46,064You guys are so sweet,
113201:03:46,065 --> 01:03:49,391sneaking off to the projectionroom to steal a kiss.
113301:03:49,393 --> 01:03:50,543No, we're...No, no, no, no.
113401:03:50,545 --> 01:03:52,207No, we're not stea...
No, we're... we're...113501:03:52,209 --> 01:03:55,375It's just that we haven't seeneach other in a long time.
113601:03:59,599 --> 01:04:01,838I'm Daphne.I could kill you, Edith.
1137
01:04:01,840 --> 01:04:04,334Hi. George. How are you?Hi.
113801:04:04,335 --> 01:04:05,710Nice to meet you.I'm Edith.
113901:04:05,712 --> 01:04:06,798Hi.
114001:04:08,752 --> 01:04:10,382Oh, my God.
114101:04:10,384 --> 01:04:12,525You know this?What?
1142
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01:04:12,527 --> 01:04:13,933No. What is it?
114301:04:13,935 --> 01:04:16,269"Les Parapluies de Cherbourg. "
114401:04:16,271 --> 01:04:18,606I haven't seen this in 20 years.
114501:04:18,607 --> 01:04:19,982English, please.
114601:04:19,984 --> 01:04:23,085"Umbrellas of Cherbourg. "Oh. What's it about?
114701:04:23,087 --> 01:04:26,573It's about young love.
114801:04:26,575 --> 01:04:27,822Who's the woman?
114901:04:27,824 --> 01:04:29,839That's a 20-year-oldCatherine Deneuve.
115001:04:29,840 --> 01:04:32,20619. Yeah?What's her name?
115101:04:32,208 --> 01:04:33,485Wow.Genevive.
115201:04:33,487 --> 01:04:36,045Genevive, right.And she falls in love with...
115301:04:36,047 --> 01:04:38,445
Guy.Guy. Guy.
115401:04:40,590 --> 01:04:43,277They're so beautiful.
115501:04:45,198 --> 01:04:46,732How does it end?
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115601:04:46,734 --> 01:04:49,133That's cheating,George.
115701:04:49,135 --> 01:04:52,717And, you know, French films arealways complicated, aren't they?
115801:04:52,719 --> 01:04:55,372Oh, always.
115901:04:59,181 --> 01:05:03,020I got a call from the hospital.I gotta take this.
116001:05:03,022 --> 01:05:04,556I'm sorry.Nice meeting you.
116101:05:04,558 --> 01:05:06,060Bye.
116201:05:06,062 --> 01:05:07,627Congratulations to
116301:05:07,629 --> 01:05:11,051the Middleton public safetyofficers Kleiman and Tallis
116401:05:11,053 --> 01:05:13,644for the successful recoveryof two bicycles
116501:05:13,646 --> 01:05:16,012stolen earlier todayby what are believed
116601:05:16,014 --> 01:05:18,732
to be musical bandits.
116701:05:18,734 --> 01:05:21,676And to all you aspiring Ottersout there,
116801:05:21,678 --> 01:05:23,851today will be the last
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school-sanctioned
116901:05:23,853 --> 01:05:26,027Fountain Fridayof the year,
117001:05:26,029 --> 01:05:30,283so feel free to getweird and get wet.
117101:05:30,285 --> 01:05:32,459This Sugarwolf songis dedicated
117201:05:32,461 --> 01:05:36,043to my fifth-grade teacherOwen Perlmutter.
117301:05:36,045 --> 01:05:39,275
It's called "Bad Name. "117401:05:53,386 --> 01:05:55,337Take a seat.
117501:05:55,339 --> 01:05:57,609Does your watch say 2:00?
117601:05:57,611 --> 01:05:59,370Because my watch
broke years ago,117701:05:59,372 --> 01:06:01,770but I know you are late.
117801:06:01,772 --> 01:06:03,114Sorry. I just wanted to...
117901:06:03,116 --> 01:06:05,546First lesson of radio: don't be late.
118001:06:05,548 --> 01:06:07,850Silence is death.
118101:06:07,852 --> 01:06:09,898I... Uh, uh, if it doesn't involve
1182
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01:06:09,900 --> 01:06:11,882you and a coed,I don't want to hear about it.
118301:06:11,884 --> 01:06:13,258What's your name?Conrad.
118401:06:13,260 --> 01:06:15,337Conrad. That's great.We'll change it.
118501:06:15,339 -->