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The Perfect President

of the DisUnited States ofNorthamerica

Theprincipal purveyors of cultural, economic, political andsocial policy extending heavy-handed rule over foreignnations, these Death Rattles of Western CivilizationCanada, France, Germany, Italy, Japan, Spain, The

Netherlands, The DisUnited Kingdom, and their kingpin, TheDisUnited States of Northamericanow find themselveschallenged as never before notwithstanding their oftenturbulent histories. Having lost any sensing of authorityand/or authenticity, these Concocters of Consent, theirconsent!, these Rulers of the Truth, their truth!, theseProponents of Judeo-Christian Democratic Capitalism,their capitalism!, now have their backs against the wall.Vicious societal agitation against them, oligarchic socialists

(olisocists), is rampant throughout the world. Uncertainty isa certainty. Foreboding is the order of the day. It is as if agrand conflict, a universal war (World War III/Universe WarI) is looming in the inner selves of peoplestill again! Is anArmageddon between The Haves and The Have-Nots in theoffing? A super clash, to outdo all others, set on itsdeleterious course centuries ago? Who is going to redeemWestern Civilization? Who is going to pull The Old Worldout of its nosedive? Who is going to call the tune for The

New Europe? Who is going to skipper us through our Sea ofHypocrisy? Superman? Batman? Spiderman?

Why not the striking John Sidney McCain III? (McCain in2012!) No other Northamerican politician is so in sync withhis countrys animating spirit. His curriculum vitaesubstantiates my assertion. Born 29 August 1936 of Scots-Irish and English ancestry, McCain III boozed his waythrough the DisUnited States Naval Academy (1958) as didMcCain I (grandfather) and McCain II (father)both four-star

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DisUnited States' Navy admirals. McCain III graduatedalmost at the bottom of his class (894/899) thus qualifyinghimself as a potential Commander-in-Chief of the DisUnitedStates armed forces and manager of the worlds largestbureaucracy, the Pentagon. During his active duty militarycareer, McCain III crashed many DisUnited States' Navy jetsyet not one of the enemy's when he served in Vietnam.Nevertheless, like his antecedents, the Navy brat bombedto smithereens an untold number of Asian people, includingwomen and children. Quick-tempered McCain III was heldprisoner in the Hanoi Hilton where the erratic hotheaddictated the rules to his turnkeys who stood in awe of hisfamily background and even offered him repatriation termsbecause he had made anti-DisUnited States propagandaconfessions. Rank Has Its Priviledges. He is a church-goer,naturally, and switched from Episcopalian to Baptist in avote-getting scheme set to woo the southern DUSsconstituency. With a pathology of power stirring him on, hedivorced his first wife disfigured in an accident, married theheiress to a beer distributing company who bankrolled thepolitical ambitions of this pol with a John McEnroe

temperament (he smashes million-dollar Navy jets, nottennis rackets!), and hooked up with Mafia-faced Arizonianshady characters to realize his political illusions.

The DUSs citizens are privileged to still have the chance toselect this time a Presidential Professional Bomber, whotalks through his teeth, to represent them all over theworld. (The Northamericans are a wonderful peopleif theyarent bombing you!) With his finger on The Button, McCain

III, the DUSs first PPB, with a vendetta on his agenda,would surely bully for the DUS all the way across the globe.He does it his way! Northamericans should not lose thisunique opportunity to select a half-pint, semi-psychopathwho might turn out to be a bona fide Dr Strangelove.

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Have a nicenightmare!

Authored by Anthony St. John in Exile and Sweating in the Sweltering Heat ofTuscany

1 July 2008Updated 15 November 2009