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Transcript of Lighthouse 2012-2013, Issue 1
INTERVIEW:
IN THIS ISSUE:WELCOME TO LISTER
HOW TO BE A GOOD ROOMIEAN INTRODUCTION TO DODGEBALL
THE LISTER DICTIONARYTHINGS TO KNOW
ERICMARTIN:
WHAT ARE THE PRESIDENT’S PLANS FOR THE UPCOMING YEAR?
SEPTEMBER 1ST 2012ISSUE1
Editor’s note:THERE’S A FIRST TIME FOr EVERYTHING.
BY PATRICK NGUYEN
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so, what is dodgeball? an introductory guide
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By Matthew Dalla Lana
What are the Legends of Lister, you might say? Well, they are the tales of old about objects and things that people frequently hear about. Do you know them? If not, then read this article and find out some of the stories that define Lister culture as it is today. Since this is the first issue, I’m going to grace you all with two Legends… of Lister.
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Voted in by Lister’s students last year, Eric Martin is back to tell us about himself and what he plans to do for us this year.
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In your opinion, how important is Lister’s residence-wide culture we call “The Lister Experience?”
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ALL WEEK!BBQ & BEER GARDENS11AM, THE QUADENJOY FOOD, BEER AND LIVE BANDS AT THE STUDENTS’ UNION’S ANNUAL BBQ & BEER GARDENS! OPEN DAILY AT 11AM WEDNESDAY TO FRIDAY.
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THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 6TH!SUz-A-PALOOZA9PM, DINWOODIE LOUNGESTART THE YEAR IN STYLE AT UASU’S FIRST-EVER DR. SEUSSE-THEMED PARTY! THE EVENT WILL SHOWCASE A FEW UP-AND-COMING CANADIAN DJS SPINNING ALL NIGHT! DRESS UP IN A SEUSSE-THEMED COSTUME FOR A CHANCE TO WIN AWESOME PRIZES!
FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 7TH!THE LORAX MOVIE NIGHT7PM, HOROWITZ THEATREA SCREENING OF THE LORAX! NOT MUCH TO SAY HERE! COME WATCH IF YOU FEEL LIKE WATCHING THE LORAX!
SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 8TH!WOW MAINSTAGE9PM DINWOODIE LOUNGEFINISH OFF YOUR WEEK OF WELCOME WITH THE MAINSTAGE EVENT. THE HEADLINE ACT THIS YEAR IS TEN SECOND EPIC, WITH OTHER YET-TO-BE-ANNOUNCED SUPPORTING ACTS AS WELL! ROCK ON!
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