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INTERVIEW: IN THIS ISSUE: WELCOME TO LISTER HOW TO BE A GOOD ROOMIE AN INTRODUCTION TO DODGEBALL THE LISTER DICTIONARY THINGS TO KNOW ERIC MARTIN: WHAT ARE THE PRESIDENT’S PLANS FOR THE UPCOMING YEAR? SEPTEMBER 1ST 2012 ISSUE1

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INTERVIEW:

IN THIS ISSUE:WELCOME TO LISTER

HOW TO BE A GOOD ROOMIEAN INTRODUCTION TO DODGEBALL

THE LISTER DICTIONARYTHINGS TO KNOW

ERICMARTIN:

WHAT ARE THE PRESIDENT’S PLANS FOR THE UPCOMING YEAR?

SEPTEMBER 1ST 2012ISSUE1

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Editor’s note:THERE’S A FIRST TIME FOr EVERYTHING.

BY PATRICK NGUYEN

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5 easy tipsFor a good start to your university career

By Patrick Nguyen

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Kids Out There

By Patrick Nguyen

LIVING

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Returners! The Lighthouse wants to know: What does dodgeball mean to you? How has it changed \RXU�OLIH��F·PRQ��ZH�DOO�NQRZ�LW�KDV�"

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Compiled by Cara Chong

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LIVING

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so, what is dodgeball? an introductory guide

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Legendsof Lister

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By Matthew Dalla Lana

What are the Legends of Lister, you might say? Well, they are the tales of old about objects and things that people frequently hear about. Do you know them? If not, then read this article and find out some of the stories that define Lister culture as it is today. Since this is the first issue, I’m going to grace you all with two Legends… of Lister.

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Voted in by Lister’s students last year, Eric Martin is back to tell us about himself and what he plans to do for us this year.

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There are many first year resi-dents this year that do not yet know you. Can you tell them about what your goals are as president of the LHSA, and how you plan on achieving those goals?

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You were the VP of Kelsey and an FC in previous years. How will experience from these jobs help you with your current position?

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interview!

A chat with Eric Martin,YOUR LISTER HALL STUDENTS’ ASSOCIATION PRESIDENT

LISTER NEWS

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In your opinion, how important is Lister’s residence-wide culture we call “The Lister Experience?”

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Thinking back to when you first arrived at Lister, what quick tips can you give first years after living here for so long?

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Is there anything else you would like to add?

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Part One: A Breakdown in Black and White

On July 23, 2012, the University of Alberta announced

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mented in full, engaging students in extracurricular

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What Happened?A Comprehensive Breakdown of Lister’s Changes

By Cara Chong

LISTER NEWS

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Part Two: A More Colourful

Assessment

,�KRSH�3DUW�2QH�PDGH�VHQVH��$V�D�WKLUG�\HDU�UHWXUQHU��LW�ZDV�GLFXOW�to summarise the biggest changes

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dents who work hard, who shoul-

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and enhance their university

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Events

Schedule!

ALL WEEK!BBQ & BEER GARDENS11AM, THE QUADENJOY FOOD, BEER AND LIVE BANDS AT THE STUDENTS’ UNION’S ANNUAL BBQ & BEER GARDENS! OPEN DAILY AT 11AM WEDNESDAY TO FRIDAY.

WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 5TH!HYPNOTIST WAYNE LEE8:30PM, HOROWITZ THEATREWATCH WAYNE LEE HYPNOTIZE YOUR FRIENDS AND MAKE THEM DO THINGS THEY’VE NEVER DREAMED OF! SHOWS HAVE SOLD OUT EVERY TIME WAYNE HAS COME TO THE U OF A, SO GET YOUR TICKETS AT http://tinyurl.com/WayneLeeuAlberta NOW!

THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 6TH!SUz-A-PALOOZA9PM, DINWOODIE LOUNGESTART THE YEAR IN STYLE AT UASU’S FIRST-EVER DR. SEUSSE-THEMED PARTY! THE EVENT WILL SHOWCASE A FEW UP-AND-COMING CANADIAN DJS SPINNING ALL NIGHT! DRESS UP IN A SEUSSE-THEMED COSTUME FOR A CHANCE TO WIN AWESOME PRIZES!

FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 7TH!THE LORAX MOVIE NIGHT7PM, HOROWITZ THEATREA SCREENING OF THE LORAX! NOT MUCH TO SAY HERE! COME WATCH IF YOU FEEL LIKE WATCHING THE LORAX!

SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 8TH!WOW MAINSTAGE9PM DINWOODIE LOUNGEFINISH OFF YOUR WEEK OF WELCOME WITH THE MAINSTAGE EVENT. THE HEADLINE ACT THIS YEAR IS TEN SECOND EPIC, WITH OTHER YET-TO-BE-ANNOUNCED SUPPORTING ACTS AS WELL! ROCK ON!

CAMPUS & EVENTS

Also! WATERPARK - SEPT 14 @6:30PM / REZFEST - SEPT 15 @6PMTHERE WILL BE TABLES IN MAIN LISTER SELLING TICKETS

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