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THE LEWES NEWSDaddioy wins 300p lottery!

The Lasses guide to gold digging

Standing at a towering 6 feetand 2 inches, the laid back MrDaddioy has quickly becomethe most sought-after man onthis square earth sincewinning the whopping prizemoney of 300 pounds fromust one lucky ticket entry.

ith ginger hair, Daddioy is

certainly a very rare manwith the peasant ladies andharlots all scrambling fortheir best attire to capture theattentions of this mostwealthy man.

Lasses, are respectfullyadvised, to take note from thefashionable ladies of Italy

whose group has come to ourLewesian shores for a visit.The latest trend,recommended by Mr Ricardois for women to go aboutpants-less. His guidance issurely esteemed as he was therunner up to the meat andfish lottery with a prize of 50

pounds. Another gallantman, Town CommanderMerthyn also won 50 and soall these men are up forgrabs at the net worth of 4fat cows, 1 chicken, and ahalf-pig.

ISSUE XI, 7 AUGUST 1461

Announcements

Editors Note

Congratulations to Nicolete, Keeira,Alexpop1410, Katrinae, and Starrj foracquiring lvl 1. Make sure to entrustthese people and buy them a drink!

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King Slon bestows Crown Medals tothe various Lewesian citizens:Puhkav, Allyn Brightpoint, Lexerton,Congratulations to all!

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Pig racing the hottest sport in HastingsTwo Lewesian men show what theirmade of in a trial of riding prowessand agility. Mr Hunter Bucks andMr Ricardo visited the town on thespecial occasion of the HastingsMayor, Elle Macleods birthday towhich all the barrels of ale wereopened to the glee of every visitorand resident. It was not long thatRics American-style piggies joinedthe fray and the bright idea of pig

racing was born.

Several notable characters mountedtheir hog-like steeds. Mr Bucks

partnered with a most pregnant MissPiggy and was seen to cajole thesweet creature with a squeeze of herpork buns. Mr Ricardo wasunfortunate in his choosing of an oldhairy beast whose weight seemed toheavy for the smalls of its porkknees. Miss Nelf happily led theparty with a pretty groomed pig.The Mayor herself, Elle was seen on

The Boy Who Cried WolfYoung Mr Rylan

caused asuspicious stiramong thepeople, as he

warned offuture world

domination andthe autocracy of a privategroup to conquer Sussex and

eyond. He cried that amysterious group would comeand usurp all the power,stripping all of our citizens oftheir liberties and freedoms.

Mr Rylans lack of details ledmany people to question theintegrity of several groups,primarily that of the Order of the

Saighdears whose members werepoised to take on the SussexNavy. Rothgar clarified theOrders purpose and goals basedon the values of helping the

community, protecting theirloved ones and striving forliberty and freedom of choice.

The young Mr Rylan, whilepassionate at best, soonapologised for his behavior andthe embarrassment it may havecaused. Nonetheless, one cannothelp but fashion imaginations ofa conspiracy a drunken Pagan

fashioning her knives to rule theworld with her ale-gotten gains.Evil cookies and naked babies toravage the earth upon request

from Rothgar and Noodle.

And the seas harassed byBalakos army of turtles.Hide your kids, and hideyour wives.

a scary looking beasta ferociouswild boar that she tried hard tokeep from falling with a tightbuckle of her legs around the

animal.

Miss Daisy Dread decided tomount other animals, one humanlooking fellow by the name of Mr.Boot. Mr Boot quickly led thewoman to her pig whilst he satastride a peculiar silver pig. Allparticipants appear to have lostthe race from passing out.