Latest Homes: No. 774

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PROJECT BRIGHTONKatie Yeomans, Trans awareness campaigner speaks

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5BRITISH AIRWAYS i360/BUILDING OPINIONSHelping young people go far at the British Airways i360, and an update on Portslade Brewery

8PROJECT BRIGHTON/CITY PLANNERKatie Yeomans, Trans awareness campaigner speaks, and the South Downs National Park dilemma

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7LANDLADY/HERE & NOWThe balancing act of holidays and property management, and technicolour Saltdean

15AUCTIONSParsons Son & Basley’s spring auction arrives

11BATCHELLER MONKHOUSEThe chartered surveyors are to the manor born with this stunning property

45TV LISTINGSTV Listings for the next 7 days

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116THE ISSUE

Andrew Kay explains all about Latest TV’s LatestHomes Live ‘I Want To Live Here!’

13LETSAhmed Khalil explains his Rent Guarantee scheme

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We are building part of the city’s future and it has alwaysbeen part of our vision to inspire the next generation to

aim higher and go further. This is why I’m proud to announcethat we will be partnering with local charity TDC (Trust forDeveloping Communities) to support their projects forchildren and young people in the city.

In some areas of Brighton and Hove, more than half of allchildren are living in povertyand the city has some of themost deprived wards in thecountry. We have alreadycommitted to giving every childwho attends a state school inBrighton and Hove a free visitto British Airways i360 onceduring their school career.

We hope our partnership withTDC can help make a positivedifference for young people inBrightonand Hove.The firststep in ourpartnershipis that wewill beauctioningsome of thegraffitipaintedhoardings from our construction site to raise money for TDC,which the artists – including local legend Aroe – have kindlyagreed to.www.britishairwaysi360.comTwitter/Instagram: @ba_i360Facebook: British Airways i360

I specifically recall walking through Portslade Old Village withNicholas Boles, the current Minister for Skills, when he was

attempting to become the Member of Parliament for Hoveback in 2004. He remarked that the top floor of the buildingthat was then home to Le Carbone would be his idealconstituency home if hewere to win in 2005.

What is the top floortoday is in fact anextension. The originalbuilding, constructed asPortslade Brewery in 1881by John Dudney, had a fineFrenchstyle roof with dormer windows and chimneys. It wasreplaced with an extra floor in the 1920s. So many changeshave been made over the years that exploring the buildingtoday, in its derelict state, is quite an experience.

Described as ‘cathedrallike’, Portslade Brewery certainlytowers above all around it. The yellowbrick sixstoreyVictorian structure, with its characteristic chimney andoutbuildings, certainly underpins the character of PortsladeOld Village. Many wonder what form the inevitable residentialdevelopment scheme will take. Seeing inside now was anopportunity not to be missed.

The 249ftdeep well is the stuff of local legend. It is stillthere and perfectly accessible. The room beside the base ofthe chimney is cavernous and coallined. An open lift shaftgoes from top to bottom, as does a rather hectic spiralstaircase. It is surprisingly tidy within, though paint peels offwalls, and whiteboards list daily office duties. I have yet to seethe roof and basement.

If the owners, Peker Holding, get their plans right, there ispotential to do something quite incredible. Once concernsabout parking have been addressed, they’ll be close enough. Ican’t wait to see the top flats – the views will be astounding.www.buildingopinions.com

> Portslade Brewery update

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> Helping young people aim high and go far

ELEANOR HARRISBRITISH AIRWAYS i360

BUILDING OPINIONSROBERT NEMETH

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“ We will bepartnering withlocal charityTDC to supporttheir projects forchildren ”

“ There is potentialto do somethingquite incredible ”

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THE ISSUEBE A TV STAR

If you haven't seen it yet then do tune in to Latest TV towatch Latest Homes Live ‘I Want To Live Here!’, the

televisual version of the city's favourite property magazine.Now in series two, and with brand new presenters andformat, the programme is designed to show you some of the best properties on the market both to sell and to rentright now.

Each week I am joined by mycopresenter Nelda Pereira whogoes out and about with hercamera to find a variety ofproperties, from the bijou to thevery grand. We are joined by themagazine's Commercial ManagerPatrick Kneath, with a market andmagazine update and his ownview of some of the properties that we look at.

We are also joined by property expert Andy Garth and

visit his extraordinaryarchive at Brighton &Hove Stuff for Now &Then, a look at thehistory of the city’sdevelopment through property and society. Andy also joinsin our property discussions.

We also have a special guest each week, a person from avariety of property related businesses, sales, rentals, law,

finance, development… the list goes onand on.

Finally, you the public have anopportunity to send in your ownproperty video. Make it on your phoneor tablet, tell us and show us what youhave to sell or want to buy or show usperhaps a building problem you areseeking a solution for. Whatever, pleasejoin us by watching Latest Homes Live I

Want To Live Here on Freeview Channel 7 Or Virgin Media159 At 1pm on Tuesday.

> Andrew Kay explains all about Latest TV’sLatest Homes Live ‘I Want To Live Here!’ “ From the bijou to

the very grand ”

The NHS, the Department of Health and the World HealthOrganisation all regard exposure to excessive mould as a

threat to health. That’s why the Housing Health and SafetyRating System (HHSRS) has classified mould as a Category 1health hazard. Living with mould can have a detrimental effecton the health which is why mould problemsshould be dealt with quickly and effectively.Paint isn’t your solution.

As tempting as it may be, heading for themouldy wall with a bucket of paint and a brush at handisn’t going to solve the problem. In actual fact, painting overexisting mould won’t kill it.

Painting over the mould is simply a waste of time and money,as mould will continue to grow, resulting in the continuousdispersion of mould spores. Even the thickest coats of paintwon’t mask your mould trouble. Unless you invest in a properand professional mould removal procedure, the mould will onlyjust continue to grow! Out with the mould!

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Iam currently lying by a rooftop pool in Dubai. It is a dirtyjob, but one that I feel obliged to do if no one else has

the time... it is 11.30am and The Small Daughter is still inbed, taking teenage inertia to giddy new heights. Mind you,while I've been sleepingat night, she's beentoiling away on groupsnap chats with herfriends in the UK, whoare of course on adifferent time zone,three hours behind. I know because I woke up briefly in thewee hours to see her giggling face lit up by her iPhone inthe darkness. Still, she works hard at school, so who am I tocurtail her holiday activities? Besides, I am happy to beinstalled by a pool with no housework to consider.

Since I've been here, there has been a minor debacle withmy dwindling property empire in the UK, which I have noway of solving from here. In order to purchase my new flatin Havana, I'm having to sell one of my Hastings properties.Although I have sent two front door keys to the estateagent (admittedly the first one went to the wrong address) Ihave just received an email saying neither of them work. Ihave told them to borrow the key from my letting agent,which seems to have fallen on deaf ears.

I shall just have to console myself with another visit tothe tut emporium that is Victoria's Secret, the only lureguaranteed to raise the Small Daughter from her teenageslothdom. In a uturn perhaps indicating that contempt cansometimes breed familiarity, even I have purchased a newstrapless piece of pink scaffolding from said emporium andam threatening to have a ceremonial burning of the old onein our hotel room. The Small Daughter urged me not to “incase they think you're a feminist”. You can only imagine myresponse....

Writing for a glossy coloured magazine which is eyecatching and vibrant with real photographed

pictures has led me to this week to show you some late1920s early 1930s coloured posters, advertising the merits,convenience and beauty of buying a new house inBrighton's seaside suburb of Saltdean.

These adverts are awash with colour and an early style ofartist’s impression of what a new build area would look like.

The picture below is froma folded pamphlet whichdescribes what a fantasticplace it would be to live inand the benefits of still livingclose to Brighton – “Britain'sGreatest Seaside Resort”.Praise indeedconsidering itwas aroundthis time thatthe slum areaswere still inexistence inthe town andPinkie wasslashingpeople at theracecourse... anyway I digress!

The poster at the top of the column is probably one of mybest selling items in the shop and shows the proposedshape and semi rural design that pretty much exists today.We can age this by the fact there were no plans in the earlydays for the Lido, but the Oval shape was kept and greenareas mainly left as planned.Both of these posters are available to buy in the shop at 28Western Road Hove, [email protected]

> The colour of Saltdean

“ She takes teenageinertia to giddy newheights ” “ These adverts

are awash withcolour ”


> Bravo

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Trans campaigner Katie Yeomans, speaks to Latest TV’s TimRidgway, about her incredible journey as she transitioned

from male to female. She’s now helping others in a similarsituation.

You have a remarkable story to tell and have been on quite ajourney!That's right, I'm 63 years old and I've always been gay, whichhas nothing to do with transitioning. Back in 2014 a friendinvited me to a fancy dress party and suggested that I dress upas a woman, so I agreed to do it for a laugh. I had neverdressed as a woman before, having had no inclinationwhatsoever. I really enjoyed dressing up though, it felt rightand I received some nicecompliments at the party. Afew weeks later, I started toquestion myself and mygender, so decided to popalong and see my GP, whoreferred me to a genderidentity clinic, based inExeter.

Once there I had threepsychological assessments,but after the first one theywere convinced that I amtransgender. After two more assessments, I was referred tothe medical team.

Can you explain to people who may not know exactly whatgender dysphoria is?The only way to explain it in simple terms is to say that it’swhen a person is born into the wrong body. I was born male,but in my mind and heart I’m female

That was in 2014, two years later you're now receivinghormone treatment? That's correct, I started my hormone treatment in July lastyear.

That seems like a very short amount of time. Having knownother trans people in Brighton, I know that the transition cansometimes take 20 to 30 years. It seems as though you justcouldn't wait to get the wheels in motion. Why was it soquick?I went to my GP and then I went to The Laurels clinic and bythen I knew it was the right thing to do. I had it in mind that ifthey didn't give me hormones at the gender reassignment

> On the journey of life

PROJECT BRIGHTONKatie Yeomans, Trans awareness campaigner

“ A friend invitedme to a fancy dressparty andsuggested that Idress up like awoman ”

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clinic, I would continue being Katie. Everything was great, Ihad lots of support both from the medical profession and my

family. I set myself goals in2015 and stuck to everyone of them. I changed myname in September 2014.The following year I wasissued with my UK Passportin my female gender, thatwas a huge milestone in mytransition.

What has the reaction been like since you became Katie?I have two sisters and a brother. One sister was fine, the othersister took a little while to get used to the idea. My brotherlives in America and has seen pictures of Katie, he's spoken tome on the phone and is fine with it. I consider myself to bevery lucky with family, as I know that many other transgenderpeople have problems and are not accepted.

I've lost some friends because they weren't prepared tounderstand or to listen. But I have gained an awful lot of newfriends. I live in Southsea in Portsmouth and am pretty wellknown in the community. When I had an article printed in alocal newspaper about my life story, I had strangers come upto me in the street in order to congratulate me.

You are already quite well known through your career, youwere a legal clerk at Crown Court?I was what they call a logger, so I used to take downproceedings and keep a written log. I did this job forapproximately 20 years and it was quite a high profile position.

What do you do now?I was made redundant two years ago, due to the fact thatelectronic equipment was introduced that could do my job. Iam now semiretired, although 2016 has been extremely busyfor me because of the campaign.

I started campaigning for trans awareness as I am passionateabout the subject and also because I have been very lucky incomparison to other transgender people, in terms of beingaccepted by my family and the community I live in. Noteveryone is as fortunate as me. The point I am making throughcampaigning, is to inspire others in my situation.

I want to tell them that yes, there are nasty people out therewho will call you names in the street, I actually had a pint ofbeer thrown over me in a pub. But you have to get up, dustyourself off and move on. If you don't, you’re going to live anisolated life, which may cause a lot of mental health issues.

I want to inspire other trans people to be proud of who theyare and not hide away in shame. I also want to inform thegeneral public, some people have never met a transgenderperson. I'd like to talk to them and explain why I'm Katie. I'vefound the response incredible and I feel positive about whatthe future holds. Find out more about the campaign by emailing Katie [email protected]

> Samer Bagaeen MRTPI FRICSThe South Down National Park dilemma

Last week’s plan to build on the border of the South Downswas rejected again. It was in this column some weeks ago

that I suggested a ‘Brexit’ for the Deans from Brighton andHove, so that the city can get on with the job of building themany houses that we need. I had taken heart from developer‘Lightwood Strategic’ appealing the original Brighton and Hovecouncillors rejection in January last year and have found itquite unfortunate that a planning inspector has also rejectedthe planning appeal decision this week, following a twodayhearing held in Brighton, in January. (I was present for part ofthe proceedings.)

The plans were opposed by the ‘Deans Preservation Group’of course and by Brighton Kemptown who would,unfortunately, oppose anything to do with development inspite of the party’s drive for building hundreds of thousands ofmore houses. Although part of the site has been identified inthe City Plan as being suitable for around 40 homes, it isunfortunate that Planning Inspector Peter Rose decided thatthe additional homes would change the ‘immediate characterand appearance’ of the site– hence the need forredrawing our city’sboundaries.

Elsewhere in the Deans,another developerhas appealed the councildecision to reject plans for32 homes on landneighbours want to see put back into the South DownsNational Park. This one involves the Hyde Group fighting adecision to refuse permission for 32 homes in Falmer Avenue,Saltdean. Hyde has a strong case given that the recentadopted City Plan by the council has affirmed that the land inquestion is in Saltdean at Falmer Avenue and is suitable for thedevelopment.

The city’s urban fringe assessment clearly underestimatesthe number of new homes that can be built on the edges ofBrighton and Hove and I believe that an alliance is needed tofight and undermine the presumptions in this document, puttogether by consultancy GL Hearn for the city. On a positivenote, it was uplifting to hear that businesses in the city haveagreed to fund the £1.8 million improvement plan in the heartof Brighton over the next five years, by renewing the BusinessImprovement District known as Brilliant Brighton. Good newsindeed.www.samerbagaeen.com

CITY PLANNER

“ Businesses in thecity have agreed tofund £1.8 million ”

“ I want to inspireother trans peopleto be proud of whothey are ”

@Samerbagaeen

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NEW HOMESCHANDLERS WHARF

Oakley Property are extremely excited to be opening thedoors to a new show home at Chandlers Wharf, Lewes.

Positioned on the River Ouse, Chandlers Wharf is a prestigiousdevelopment of 13 luxurious two, three and four bedroomriverside homes. Oakley will be showcasing the new showhome on Saturday 23rd April 10am to 4pm and Sunday 24thApril 11am to 2pm.

Helen Oakley, Director, commented “We released our firstshow home in September 2015 and the weekend was a greatsuccess, and to date we have now sold 40 per cent off plan.The first show home has now been sold and we are veryprivileged to be able to showcase a brand new show home inone of the larger homes which is over 3,000 sq ft. We think thiswill probably be one of the most stunning show homes to beshowcased in Sussex for many years”.

Chandlers Wharf is positioned within a short walk from thebustling and vibrant Cliffe High Street where you can find manycafes, restaurants, independent boutique shops and thethriving fortnightly Framers Market. Banks, supermarkets,

leisure facilities and Lewes train station, with regular trains toLondon Victoria, are also within a short stroll.

Helen Oakley continued, “Each home faces south and willhave farreaching views across Lewes Nature Reserve. Thedevelopment enjoys great views in a number of directions andyou can see the South Downs, Lewes Golf Club and the chalkcliffs of Lewes. The homes have a lovely mix of outside spaceoptions, with many offering a selection of roof terraces,balconies and Juliet balconies off the bedrooms and livingrooms”.

Every home has either a garage or allocated parking and ineach house the lower ground floor offers either one or twoancillary rooms which are ideal for a home office/studio, gym,movie room.

Helen Oakley added, “The attention to detail in these homesis stunning. The modern fully fitted kitchens include a winefridge, hot water tap and induction hob. There are beautifullyfully tiled bathrooms and ensuites to most bedrooms, builtinwardrobes in many of the bedrooms – some master bedroomsalso have a dressing room. There is also a mixture of ceramicand oak flooring to main living areas and carpet in thebedrooms. Internally the oak integral doors, white oakcontemporary staircase, LED down lighters, feature lighting,security alarm system and audio/visual entry phone systemmake these homes are a real ‘turn key’ purchase option.

Come and join Oakley for a glass of bubbly on Saturday 23rdApril 10am to 4pm or Sunday 11am to 2pm and viewChandlers Wharf and the new show home, prices start from£875,000.To make an appointment for the show home weekend or for moreinformation on this stunning riverside location please contactHelen Oakley on 01273 487444 or [email protected]

> New stunning show home launch: riverside living in Lewes

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LORD OF THEMANOR

Batcheller Monkhouse, Estate Agents and CharteredSurveyors, are offering for sale a unique property providing

two substantial residences set within beautifully arrangedgardens and grounds. Pembroke Manor and Stonebridge Housesit within grounds of 12 acres including formal gardens, a lake,swimming pool and farm land on the edge of Blackboys nearUckfield.

Both properties are Listed Grade II and are offered for saletogether or individually. Pembroke Manor has early origins toJacobean times with later additions, primarily in the 18thcentury. Of particular note is the Jacobean dining room withpanelled walls and an impressive inglenook fireplace. Overall,the extensive accommodation extends to 5,693 sq ft providingexcellent entertaining space and 6/7 bedrooms.

Stonebridge House is an exquisite and imaginativeconversion of a brick built barn benefitting from its own privategated entrance and boasting 3,673 sq ft of living spaceincluding 4 bedrooms, exceptional open plan reception spaceon the first floor, a separately accessed one bedroom flat andstorage rooms.

Wendy Stirk, Associate at Batcheller Monkhouse, says“Pembroke Manor and Stonebridge House on their own makesuperb individual family houses of great character. Combined,they provide the opportunity for two families or generations topool resources and enjoy an historic residence. Alternatively,the barn may suit a number of alternative uses such as acombination of leisure rooms, gym and office space togetherwith annexed accommodation to Pembroke Manor.

Pembroke Manor and Stonebridge House are available for acombined price of £2.45 Million or individually, PembrokeManor with 11.5 acres for £1.5 Million and Stonebridge Housewith 0.5 acres for £950,000. Further information from Batcheller Monkhouse 01444 453181, [email protected]

> Stunning Manor House and Barn Conversion

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LETSRENT GUARANTEED

On the face of it who wouldn’t want a guaranteed rent?There are no void periods, no tenant troubles, no

maintenance malarkey and no need to worry about checksfor gas safety or credits. It’s attractive isn’t it?

Yet, when I talk to landlords, somewhere at the back of theirminds a small warning light starts to flash: it sounds too goodto be true – where’s the catch?

Usually it is assumed that the rent that is guaranteed will bebelow expected market rent. Of course, it will be: but this isn’ta catch.

It’s not rent that you need to consider but return oninvestment. And when you start totting up the hidden coststhat eat away at the revenue you actually receive from yourproperty it can be surprising.

Here are just a few of them:1. The cost of finding new tenants and carrying out credit

checks.2. The charges associated with maintaining your property,

fixing appliances and carrying out annual checks on gassafety etc.

3. Any agency fees that are due.4. The lost revenue associated with rent arrears and eviction

proceedings.5. The periods when no revenue is received as your property is

between tenants.There’s already quite a lot there that you must deduct from

your headline rent figure. But there is even more: how aboutthe cost of the time it takes you to manage your property orthe incalculable costs of the stress and bother that can beassociated with being a landlord?

Only once you have accounted for all this can you comparethe net profit of Khalil’s Rent Guarantee Scheme with thatheadline market rent.

If you have heard that there must be a catch in RentGuarantee Schemes maybe you’ll believe the landlords whoactually benefit from them. Here’s what they have to say aboutmy Rent Guarantee Scheme.

The accidental landlord“We moved out of our Brighton family home to live in Oxfordbecause of my work. We hope to return so we kept the houseon – but I don’t want to be a landlord! Khalil’s did everythingfrom the moment I handed over the keys. There was no needfor me to get involved – every month I glance at the bankaccount and my rent is there.”

Steve, Rent Guarantee Scheme landlord

The overseas landlord“I first invested in Brighton property when my daughter studiedhere. I now have five properties and Khalil’s manage them all. Iget a guaranteed income each month and my only trouble isfinding the next property to invest in.”

Jamal, Rent Guarantee Scheme landlord

The portfolio landlord“I’d reached that time in life when I wanted the money to keepcoming in from my flats and houses but I didn’t want the hassleof looking after them. I spoke to Ahmed who offered to helpout with one or two properties and it was quickly obvious thatthis was perfect for me. The rent is not only guaranteed it is100% troublefree. Khalil’s now looks after everything for me.”

George, Rent Guarantee Scheme landlord

The student landlord“There are so many students in Brighton so I chose to rent mycentral flat to them. Increasingly I found I was facing issueswith rent arrears and was having to find new tenants everyyear, if not every six months. Khalil’s Rent Guarantee Schemehas made my life easier and my rent regular.”

Helena, Rent Guarantee Scheme landlord

Could your property be rented out more profitably and with farfewer problems? For more information about the Rent GuaranteeScheme call Ahmed Khalil on 01273 573960 or Jodie Collins on07496 767 384, visit Khalil Properties at 124 Lewes Road,Brighton BN2 3LG or find us online at www.khalilproperties.co.uk

> What do landlords actually say about RentGuarantee Schemes? Ahmed Khalil explains

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11am TUESDAY 26TH APRIL 2016DINING ROOM, SPEN CAMA PAVILION,

EATON ROAD, HOVE, BN3 3AN

• 2 Bed 4th Floor Apartment Located inPopular Art Deco Block

• Currently Let on an Assured TenancyProducing £10,032 Per Annum

• Sought After Location in the Heart ofRottingdean Village

ST MARGARETS, HIGH ST, ROTTINGDEAN

PRICE GUIDE: £125,000-£135,000 L/H

• LH 1 Bed Flat Currently Let Producing£7,200 Per Annum

• Ideal Buy-to-Let Investment / First TimePurchase

• Sought After Central Location

UPPER LEWES ROAD, BRIGHTON

PRICE GUIDE: £120,000-£125,000 L/H

• Unbroken Freehold MixedResidential/Commercial Investment

• Significant Capital and Rental UpliftPossibilities as Well as ExceptionalBreakup Value

• Attractive Yielding Building

BLATCHINGTON ROAD, HOVE

PRICE GUIDE: £425,000-£450,000 F/H

• F/H Parcel of Land Circa 14.5Acres with Vehicular Access

• Variety of Uses IncludingPotential Re-Development (STNC)

• Close to Butlin’s Leisure Park& Town Centre

BROOKS LANE, BOGNOR REGIS

GUIDE: £160,000-£170,000 F/H

• Second Floor Studio Flat with Sea Views

• Let on Assured Shorthold TenancyProducing £3,900 Per Annum

• Favoured Seafront Location Close toShops & Amenities

CONNAUGHT HOUSE, BOGNOR REGIS

• Leasehold Vacant 1 Bed Flat with Sea Views

• Ideal Buy-to-Let Investment / First Time Purchase

• Favoured Location Close to Town Centre and Seafront

PEVENSEY ROAD, EASTBOURNE

• Vacant Two Bedroom Cottage withCourtyard Garden

• Ideal First Time Buy/Buy-to-Let Investment

• Central and Convenient Location in theHeart of Bognor Town Centre

SUDLEY ROAD, BOGNOR REGIS

• Vacant Freehold Lock-Up Garage

• Ideal Storage Facility /Investment Opportunity

• Ideally Located on the MainThoroughfare to EastbourneTown Centre

REAR OF WILLINGDON ROAD

PRICE GUIDE: £10,000+ F/H

• Unbroken F/H Mixed InvestmentProducing £43,450 Per Annum

• Public House/Restaurant onGF & Basement and 4 x 1 Bedand 2 x 2 Bed Flats Upper Parts

LONDON RD, ST LEONARDS-ON-SEA

GUIDE: £525,000-£550,000 F/H

• Freehold ResidentialInvestment Arranged as ThreeFlats Over Three Floors

• One Flat Let, One Vacant andOne Sold on 125 Year Lease

• Close to Seafront

NORFOLK RD, LITTLEHAMPTON

GUIDE: £185,000-£195,000 F/H

PRICE GUIDE: £135,000+ F/H PRICE GUIDE: £35,000-£40,000 L/HPRICE GUIDE: £75,000-£80,000 L/H

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AUCTIONSNEW SEASON

Following on from the excitement and more importantly thehuge success of February’s ‘beat the stamp duty auction’

things have settled down somewhat although I am pleased tosay that strong demand is still very prevalent, so much so thatwe are delighted to once again be able to offer propertiesacross East and West Sussex.

I described February’s auction as a ‘beat the stamp duty’ sale,whereupon this auction I am thrilled to describe as a ‘qualityover quantity sale. By this I mean that it was always going to bemayhem squeezing many late entries into February’s auction asany announcement from the government that brings in newlegislation will always cause a stampede of everyone trying tobeat the deadline. And quite rightly so as there was asignificant amount of money to be saved thereafter; a period ofcalm and settling down always follows and as a result, we havefar fewer one bedroom investment flats in this auction but

more traditional investments.So what have we got for you

his time round? Well we havetwo unbroken and substantialmixed residential/commercialFreehold investment buildingsfor sale: one in BlatchingtonRoad in Hove that is a terrificopportunity that not onlyoffers a very attractive yield,but also offers immediateuplift potential together withsignificant breakup value.

Over in St LeonardsonSea, we are offering a landmarkbuilding in London Road, comprising of six flats with apub/restaurant on the ground floor fully let and also offerssignificant breakup value.

In Rottingdean High Street we have a two bedroom 4th floorpurpose built flat with direct sea views representing anexceptional investment. It is currently let to an Assured Tenant,however it is being offered with a discount of almost 50 percent of its vacant possession value and is able to produce arental income of just over £10,000 per annum.

Over in Eastbourne we have a good size single garage to therear of Willingdon Road witheasy access, whilst just a shortdistance from the town centrewe have a one bed flat withsea views offering an excellentinvestment opportunity. Backin Brighton, we have a groundfloor flat in need of someupdating and let to an AssuredShorthold Tenant that offers both investment and resalepotential.

In Littlehampton we have the freehold of a terraced propertycomprising of two selfcontained one bedroom flats, onevacant, one let. Just further west in Bognor Regis, close to thetown centre is a delightful vacant two bedroom cottage withcourtyard garden. Last but by no means least is Brooks LaneBognor Regis that comprises of a 14.5 acre site of open landthat has huge potential for a large housing development,subject to any necessary consents.

Once again, we have something in our auction for everyoneso please don’t forget to register your interest in plenty of timefor those lots you would like to buy and of course please do nothesitate to ask us any questions you might have.For full details on our auction please visitwww.psandb.co.uk/auctionforsale or call us on 01273 274014

> Welcome to Parsons Son & Basley’s springauction – by Simon Caplin “ Far fewer one

bedroominvestment flatsin this auction butwe have moretraditionalinvestments ”

“ Strong demandis still veryprevalent ”

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Baron Estates

I started my career witha large corporatecompany just outside ofBrighton & Hove where Iworked for a year and ahalf. I live in Hove and have always wantedto get into the busy Brighton & Hovemarket, so when the opportunity withBaron Estates came up, I couldn’t turn itdown. Their growth over the past few yearshas been extremely exciting and I cannotwait to continue and grow my career withthem.

Danny Ross from Baron Estates said ‘weare delighted that Brendon has joined ourcompany and will be asset to the team’Jonathan@baronestates.com or 01273733 334. 20 Western Road, Hove, BN3 1AE, www.baronestates.com

Brand Vaughan

Property expert SimonLemcke MNAEA heads upBrand Vaughan's sales team inHove. Simon brings a wealthof experience having workedin estate agency for 30 years, 13 of which werespent running a prominent agency in Hove.

Brand Vaughan is an independent, awardwinning sales & lettings agency who was the topselling agency in Brighton & Hove in 2015(source Rightmove intel). Brand Vaughan alsoscooped their 5th Gold award at The 2015Sunday Times estate agency of the year awards,for best small agency South East.Speak to Simon for valuations in Hove,01273 22 11 02, [email protected] Town office 01273 683 111Preston Park office 01273 504 441

Phillips & Still

“Chris Still and Richard Phillipsare the Managing Directors,bringing with them over 30years of combinedexperience. Our primary aim isto ensure the highest level of customer carewhilst providing a professional and tailoredservice to suit each individual.

“We ensure that your property gets full marketcoverage by advertising on websites that gain themost traffic, alongside local property magazinesand eyecatching ‘For Sale’ boards. Not only is ouraim to always achieve the best price for yourproperty or find you that dream home, but we areequally focused on removing from you thestresses that can often come with moving house.” Phillips & Still, 112 Western Road, Brighton, BN12AB, 01273 771111, www.phillipsandstill.co.uk

Q Estate Agents

Q Estate Agents haveestablished an enviablereputation for deliveringfriendly, informed advice totheir clients and achievingexceptional results through their strikingapproach to marketing. Sales Director JamesBeale has been at the forefront of this sincejoining Jim and Jose Quintana at Q three yearsago. With over a decade’s experience in thelocal property market, James has gained awealth of knowledge through working for anumber of local estate agencies. James’ calmand reassuring manner means that his clientscan enjoy the moving process with completeconfidence they have chosen the right agency.Q Sales 195 Lewes Road, Brighton. BN2 3LA,01273 622664, www.qsalesandlettings.co.uk


Leaders

Having lived in the Sussexarea all my life and workedin the Brighton & Hoveproperty industry for over4 years I have seenLeaders grow and prosper at a rapid paceand decided that I would very much like tobe part of that success. I joined Leaders aspart of the large lettings team but recentlymoved in to the sales department and amcurrently the Senior Sales Negotiator at thebusy Western Road Branch. Over the pastsix months the sales department has gonefrom strength to strength and I am lookingforward to being involved in what looks setto be a very busy year for Leaders.Max Shave, Leaders 119-120 Western Road,Brighton. BN1 2AD,. 01273 720714,www.leaders.co.uk

John Hoole

“After just under 10successful years, we havegrown to become a firmfavourite amongst sellersand buyers in this area. With Brighton &Hove being one of the most desirableplaces to live in the UK, the prospects arereally looking very good.

“Work with us in 2016 and you will find acompany that is refreshingly professional,reliable and innovative, always striving toexceed expectations every single day. In arecent survey by The PropertyOmbudsman, 100% of those surveyedwould recommend our services to friendsand family. As I tell my colleagues, there isstill always room for improvement!”John Hoole, 214 Dyke Road, Brighton, BN15AA, 01273 555115, www.johnhoole.co.uk

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Milner Road Guide Price £300,000• 2 bedroom, 2 reception room maisonette • Private entrance, feature fireplaces • Smart kitchen, bathroom & conservatory • 50’ Southerly aspect garden. EPC D64 Call Lewes Road office 01273 677001

Viaduct Lofts £330,000 Leasehold• Impressive top floor 2 bedroom apartment • Extensive views across Brighton to the sea • Wrap around balcony & communal roof terr • Gated right to park. EPC B85 Call Lewes Road office 01273 677001

Singleton Road £360,000 Freehold• Extremely popular residential area • No onward chain • Shared drive with garage • Front and rear gardens. EPC E54Call Fiveways office 01273 566777

Barnett Road £375,000 Freehold• Four bedroom family home • Popular residential area • West facing rear garden • Family bathroom, EPC Call Fiveways office 01273 566777

Cowley DriveOffers in excess of £260,000 FreeholdBACKING ON TO FARMLAND.... This 2 bedroom terraced property has bags of potential with some need of updating. Thisproperty really has the wow factor with a spacious kitchen and lounge, off road parkingand a lovely rear garden for growing your ownvegetables or admiring the peaceful Farmlandnearby. Energy Rating D64. The owner alsotells us that the boiler is 18 months old.Call Woodingdean Office 01273 278866

Wellington Road £199,950 Leasehold• Bright one bedroom first floor flat • Within an attractive period villa • Smart eat in kitchen. Sash windows & GCH • Sought-after location. EPC: D74 Call Lewes Road office 01273 677001

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Campbell Road £585,000 Freehold• Spacious accommodation • Wealth of period features • Four double bedrooms • West facing garden & sun terrace. EPC D55 Call Fiveways office 01273 566777

Albany Villas Offers in excess of £360,000 Leasehold• Private balcony • Open Plan • Communal garden • Close to Hove Seafront & centre. EPC C80 Call Hove office on 01273 321000

Langley Crescent £249,950 Freehold• Three bedrooms • Private Front Garden • Room to put your own stamp on • EPC C73 Call Woodingdean Office 01273 278866

The Brow £360,000 Freehold• 4-5 Bedrooms • 83ft Rear Garden • Open fire • Off Road Parking and Garage. EPC D55 Call Woodingdean Office 01273 278866

‘Paul Wilkinson was extremely helpful and efficient. Good transaction all round.’ Mr Lavender, Thompson Road

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Hove Seafront Offers in excess of £250,000 Leasehold• South facing balcony with sea views • Well arranged accommodation throughout • Popular location on Hove seafront • Close to shops and bus routes. EPC C79 Call Hove office on 01273 321000

Dyke Road Avenue£270,000 LeaseholdBoasting bright and airy rooms, this spacioustwo bedroom apartment would make the idealhome for either someone downsizing or a firsttime buyer who requires easy access to theA23 and A27. Located on an immaculately kept development, the property benefits from excellent room sizes, residents parking and theadded bonus of a store room in the basement.Energy rating: C76Call Hove Office 01273 321000

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Hove Offers Over: £1,750,000• Luxurious detached 5 bedroom family house

• 3 substantial living areas. Indoor heated pool house

• Landscaped garden & 2 balconies. Double garage & forecourt

Western Road: 01273 317147 EPC E

Kemp Town £550,000• 4 bedroom 3 floor terrace house

• Ideal investment or large family home. Spacious garden

• Residents parking. Close to seafront & the Marina

Kemp Town: 01273 317128 EPC D

Kemp Town £530,000

• 3-4 bedroom terraced house over 4 floors• Courtyard garden. Including a self contained 1 bed flat• Moments from seafront. Flexible accommodation


Saltdean £515,000

• 3-4 bedroom detached house• 2 bathrooms, balcony off the dining area• Garage & off road parking, stunning views

Saltdean: 01273 317170 EPC D

Brighton £510,000

• 4 bedroom terraced house. Lovely kitchen/diner• Central Hanover. Views of the sea and The Downs• Close to highly regarded schools

Lewes Road: 01273 317108 EPC D

Hove Guide Price £1,500,000• Substantial freehold investment

• 13 bedrooms, 2 kitchens, 4 bathrooms

• 3 reception rooms, 4 cloakrooms. Courtyard garden

Western Road: 01273 317147 EPC D

Brighton £815,000• 5 bedroom detached village property

• Double garage & carriage driveway. Kitchen

• Integral annexe accommodation

Patcham: 01273 317175 EPC D

Brighton Offers Over: £650,000• Unique 4 storey period townhouse

• 3 double bedrooms, 1 en suite. Large dining kitchen

• Staircase to lounge. Moments from Hove lawns & seafront

Western Road: 01273 317147 EPC TBC

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• 3 bedroom detached bungalow• 3rd bedroom converted into walk-in wardrobe• Gge, driveway. No onward chain. Next door to South Downs!

Patcham: 01273 317175 EPC D

Brighton Guide Price: £430,000

• 3 bedroom refurbished end of terrace house• Top quality throughout. 2 bathrooms and cloakroom• Side garden. Period charm meets modern chic

Lewes Road: 01273 317108 EPC F

Saltdean Offers Over: £425,000

• Detached 2 bedroom chalet bungalow• Modern kitchen & bathroom. En suite• Parking for 1 car & garage, garden. No onward chain

Saltdean: 01273 317170 EPC E

Peacehaven £399,950• 5 bed det bungalow with scope for development• Off road parking. Large plot. Quiet no through road• Great transport links

Peacehaven: 01273 317165 EPC E

Portslade £375,000• 3 bedroom semi detached house• Open plan kitchen/diner. Super family home• Garage & driveway. Potential to further extend

Southwick: 01273 317158 EPC D

Brighton £360,000• 3 bedroom mid terraced house• Spacious lounge and dining area. Large garden• Close schools. Access routes in & out of the city

Fiveways: 01273 317140 EPC D

Lancing £325,000• 5 bedroom semi detached house• Great family home. Master suite• Open plan kit/diner. No onward chain. Refurbished

Southwick: 01273 317158 EPC D

Woodingdean £305,000

• Extended 3 bedroom semi-detached house• Extension for dining room, redecorated throughout• Off road parking for 3 cars, on local bus route

Woodingdean: 01273 317185 EPC D

Price: £245,000 £163,500Brighton2 dble bed flat, spacious.Open plan. No chain.EPC TBC

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Brighton £320,000• 2 bedroom first floor flat• Front & side gardens. Useful Garage• No onward Chain. Near Preston Park Station

Fiveways: 01273 317140 EPC E

Brighton £320,000• 3 bedroom semi-detached house• Set in a large plot. No onward chain• Garden. Easy potential to add parking (STPP)

Patcham: 01273 317175 EPC E

Shoreham-By-Sea £320,000• 2 bedroom ground floor flat, en suite• Modernised to high quality. Off road parking• Private pool & gym. Integrated kitchen appliances

Southwick: 01273 317158 EPC C

Woodingdean £320,000• 3 bedroom extended semi-detached family house• Large kitchen/dining area, great size bedrooms• Backing onto downland, countryside views

Woodingdean: 01273 317185 EPC C


Brighton £290,000• 2 bedroom first floor purpose built flat

• Modern kitchen & bathroom. Good size accommodation

• Useful garage. Close to Preston Park station

Fiveways: 01273 317140 EPC C

Telscombe Cliffs £265,000

• 2 bedroom semi detached bungalow• Large rear garden. Detached garage• Conservatory. Potential to extend (STPP)

Peacehaven: 01273 317165 EPC TBC

Kemp Town £295,000• 1 bedroom lower ground floor flat

• Spacious throughout. Eat in kitchen

• Front & rear patio garden. Wonderful location

Kemp Town: 01273 317128 EPC E

Kemp Town £265,000• 1 bedroom bungalow

• Front and rear garden. Conservatory at the rear

• Very well presented. Excellent location


Brighton £265,000• 2 bedroom garden maisonette

• Split level garden. Warm and welcoming lounge

• Convenient location. No chain

Lewes Road: 01273 317108 EPC D

Woodingdean £300,000• 3 bedroom end of terrace house with off road parking

• Good size rear garden, superb downland views

• Close to local schools & shops, close to local bus routes

Woodingdean: 01273 317185 EPC D

Newhaven £210,000

• 2 bedroom victorian terrace. Large rooms. Modern decor• Ideal buy to let or first time buy• Lots of Character

Peacehaven: 01273 317165 EPC D

Saltdean £205,000

• Ground floor 1 bed apartment. Living/kitchen area• Fantastic location close to amenities• Ideal buy to let. Chain free

Saltdean: 01273 317170 EPC C


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4 bed detached house close to beach,attic, sun terrace, gdn, garage, parking.Floor Area: 1416 sq ftWhere: Southdown Road, BN43Price: £760,000‐£775,000

brandvaughanexceptionalhomes

Quiet but convenient, this elegant four bedroom house blends comfort with style with spacious roomsand a fabulous high spec kitchen/diner leading out to a sun terrace and landscaped gardens. There isa garage for you and off street parking for your guests although you can walk to popular schools,parks and the river. The bustling high street and beach are nice and close, the City of Brighton is only30 minutes away and the train station serving London is just a few minutes stroll.

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4 bed detached house with sea views,front and rear garden, garage, OSP.Floor Area: 1,820 sq ftWhere: Longhill Road, Ovingdean BN2Price: OIEO £1,000,000


This fabulous four bedroom home is in an exclusive location with commanding views over the EnglishChannel, and although it feels a whole world away from the stresses of the city, it is just ten minutesfrom central Brighton. Thoughtfully designed for stylish living, this luxury home has an exceptionalfinish, a stunning kitchen/diner opening into a spacious garden and plenty of off street parking as well as a garage.

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3 bed penthouse with roof terracehaving sea views, on seafront, SOF.Floor Area: 1242 sq ftWhere: Percival Terrace, BN2Price: OIEO £900,000


This extraordinary 3 bedroom penthouse has a glamorous roof terrace with uninterrupted views of thesea, accessed from all of the principle rooms. In one of Kemp Town’s most prestigious Grade ll listedRegency Terraces, close to the Lanes, the Hospital and the station, this home epitomises Brighton’sunique coastal luxury at its best. This luxury seafront home is within minutes of the fashionable Kemp Town Village with its Bohemian mix of cafes, shops and restaurants.

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5 bed, 4 en suite detached house,two outdoor offices, large garden,double garage.Floor Area: 3079 sq ftWhere: Elm Close, BN1Price: £1,750,000

sophisticated style2 bed GFF in Grade l listed Regencysquare, drawing room, walled garden,garage, access to cellar area.Floor Area: 1057 sq ftWhere: Sussex Square, BN2Price: £700,000‐£750,000

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5 bed detached house, wonderfulsea and Downs views, S/F balcony,large garden, parking, solar panels.Floor Area: 1691 sq ftWhere: Longhill Rd, Ovingdean BN2Price: OIEO £700,000

social life3 bed, detached house with largegarden, garage and parquet flooring, spacious.Floor Area: 1417 sq ftWhere: Valley Drive, BN1Price: £700,000

tranquil valley3 bed, semi‐detached Victorianhouse, west facing garden, close to popular schools and parks.Floor Area: 1414 sq ftWhere: Waldegrave Road, BN1Price: £650,000

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3 bed LGFF in Grade l listed gardensquare, through living room, W/Fcourtyard, access to comm gardens.Floor Area: 1272 sq ft Where: Sussex Square, BN2Price: £625,000‐£635,000

radical regency3 bed house in Hanover area, largethrough living room, S/E facing garden, on street parking.Floor Area: 1037 sq ftWhere: Toronto Terrace, BN2Price: £500,000

exceptional design3 bed house in Kemp Town villageclose sea and hospital, potential inlarge attic, private courtyard.Floor Area: 965 sq ft Where: Great College Street, BN2Price: £500,000‐£535,000

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3 bed, terraced townhouse, southfacing sun terrace and garden,parking and garage.Floor Area: 1193 sq ftWhere: Queen Victoria Avenue, BN1Price: £499,950

safe haven3 bed, newly renovated top floormaisonette close to the city shopsand beach.Floor Area: 1242 sq ftWhere: York Road, BN3Price: £450,000‐£475,000

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5 bed, very spacious house, westfacing garden, close to popularschools and station.Floor Area: 2055 sq ftWhere: Preston Drove, BN1Price: £900,000‐£950,000

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3 bed, 1 en suite, Victorian terracedhouse close to station, popularschools and parks.Floor Area: 1113 sq ftWhere: Scarborough Road, BN1Price: £500,000‐£525,000

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3 bed Victorian house, potential toextend into loft, W/F garden withlawn and patio, on street parking.Floor Area: 976 sq ftWhere: Queens Park Road, BN2Price: £450,000

growing family3 bed, 1st floor maisonette southand west facing balcony, SevenDials and station.Floor Area: 1397 sq ftWhere: Osmond Road, BN3Price: £425,000‐£450,000

centre peace2 bed FFF in historic building in centralBrighton, walking distance Laines,station & sea, shared private gardens.Floor Area: 719 sq ftWhere: Richmond Terrace, BN2Price: £425,000‐£435,000

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2 bed flat in Regency house on privateroad close Laines and private park,courtyard & comm gardens, parking.Floor Area: 826 sq ftWhere: Hanover Crescent, BN2Price: £425,000

pretty prestigious2 bed, 1st floor flat, 2 bath, close tothe station, south facing balcony.

Floor Area: 749 sq ftWhere: Cromwell Road, BN3Price: £400,000‐£420,000

southerly scenery2 bed, purpose built ground floorflat, 2 bath, allocated parking space.

Floor Area: 611 sq ftWhere: Towergate, BN1Price: £315,000

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1 bed 2nd FF in purpose built blockcentral Brighton close North Lainesand beach.Floor Area: 373 sq ftWhere: Albion Street, BN1Price: £220,000

striking central1 bed purpose built GFF close localshops and cafes and just minutesfrom the beach, comm gdn.Floor Area: 476 sq ftWhere: Upper St James’s Street, BN2Price: £220,000

green spot1 bed, top floor Regency flat, roofterrace views, close to the city and beach.Floor Area: 620 sq ftWhere: Cambridge Road, BN3Price: £300,000

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• Stunning semi-detached period house• 4 bedrooms• 2 reception rooms

• Bathroom, en-suite + 2 spearate wc’s• Excellent size loft space • Lovely size rear garden

£1,200,000

OPEN DAY 16TH APRIL 2016 – PLEASE CALL FOR AN APPOINTMENT – 01273 777123Very rarely do you see such a fantastic house as this, located in one of Hove's most sought after locations. The house boasts a wealth ofperiod features throughout and benefits from having a fantastic size rear garden which is rarely found in this area.

The accommodation is arranged over three floors comprising on the ground floor, sitting room, reception room, amazing kitchen/dining room,conservatory, cloakroom, utility area which is all approached via a spacious entrance hallway.

To the first floor there are three double bedrooms, the main bedroom having luxury en-suite, bathroom, cloakroom, family bathroom andsmall office area under the stairs. The second floor has a further bedroom with the potential to expand the loft space further subject to thenecessary consents.

Pembroke Crescent, Hove

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Hove Park Gardens, Hove

• 4 bedroom detached house• Front and rear gardens • Garage & off road parking

£995,000

Saxon Road, Hove

• 3-bedroom terraced house• Potential to convert the loft • Rear garden

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£475,000

Shakespeare Street, Hove

• 2 bedroom terraced house• Rear garden• No onward chain

£420,000

Fairways, Brighton

• 3-bedroom first floor flat • Sea views• No onward chain

£325,000

Ellen House, Hove

• 2 bedroom 6th floor flat • Large living space • Balcony

£215,000

St Aubyns, Hove

• 1-bed lower ground floor flat • West facing patio• No onward chain

£210,000

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17 offices across Sussex andalso Park Lane, Londonwww.mansellmctaggart.co.uk email [email protected]

01273 508955

BrightonPRESTON VILLAGE £439,500

In this sought after location and tucked away in this pleasantmews style development an attractive three bedroom property

which makes a lovely home with deceptive accommodation andoutside has the added bonus of a garage and parking space. In our opinion viewing is essential to fully appreciate both theproperty and the charming setting. Ideal for commuters half a

mile from Preston Park Station. EPC C.

The StreetPOYNINGS £385,000

Enjoying a delightful courtyard setting this attractive 3 bedroomgrade II listed period cottage exudes charm and character &

enjoys a wealth of interesting features with numerous exposedtimbers and beams. The sitting room has a handsome inglenookfireplace, the kitchen/breakfast room has bespoke units and themaster bedroom an attractive brick chimney breast. Outside is a

small front patio, a lovely rear garden.

Pavilion CourtCENTRAL BRIGHTON FROM £145,000Choice of two lovely well presented apartments, a 1 bedroom at

£145,000 or a 2 bedroom at £165,000, in this popular retirementdevelopment with the benefit of a resident estate manager,

carpeted communal ways, lifts, emergency alarm system anddoor entry phone. Residents also have use of the communal

lounge and landscaped garden. EPC C.

Church LanePYECOMBE GUIDE £650,000.

Dolphin Cottage is a stylishly modernised four bedroom detached period house tastefully remodelled and blending character withmodern living resulting in a lovely family home of unique charm and feel. Worthy of immediate inspection this delightful property sits ona pretty corner plot at the top of Church Lane and enjoys attractive well stocked southerly side and westerly rear cottage gardens and

also has a further separate triangular shaped garden area behind the church. EPC E.

Barn RiseWESTDENE £495,000In a favoured location this most appealing 3 bed extended detached house sits up from the pavement level pleasantly overlooking thegreen opposite, and offers tastefully decorated accommodation over two floors and the benefit of a 100’ rear garden. Features include

an extended generously sized lounge/dining room with French door opening to the garden and there is a further ground floor roomsuitable as a home office. EPC D.

Station RoadNR. PRESTON PARK STATION GUIDE PRICE £495,000A spacious nicely presented period property over three floors and offering two or three bedrooms depending on how you would like to

use the versatile accommodation. The entrance level offers a good size front sitting room (which could easily be a bedroom) and abathroom whilst the first floor has two good double bedrooms. On the lower level is the kitchen and spacious open plan family room

with double doors open to a quaint rear garden. EPC D.

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Hamptons Brighton & HoveSales 01273 796157 I Lettings 01273 796159

The Green, Southwick GUIDE PRICE £1,200,000

Launch date 16th April- call us to book an appointment.A restoration project with period and charm and character in spades, The Hall on The Green in Southwick offers a slice of history with not just one, but twoblue plaque’s! It is a beautiful Grade II* listed flint-stone building, built in two halves, namely the The Hall and The Nether Hall. The former is believed tobe the original building, with the latter added at a later stage. The architecture would seem to support this theory, with The Hall having a more cottage-likefeel whilst The Nether Hall’s high ceilings and somewhat larger rooms have the atmosphere more of Regency period buildings. The blue plaques commemoratefirstly the artist Douglas Stannus Gray, a well-known painter of portraits, figure subjects and landscapes, who lived at the house from 1939, remaining there throughout the latter part of his life. The second plaque pertains to novelist and travel writer SPB Mais. EPC N/A

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Situated in a highly desirable location off of Mill Hillis this spacious four bedroom chalet bungalow. Theimmaculately presented and newly refurbishedhome is definitely worth viewing. EPC – D

Shoreham GP £475,000 - £500,000

For sale in excellent internal condition, this 1930’sthree bedroom property features a bay frontedlounge along with a well fitted, modern kitchen/dining room with space as a utility area. EPC – E

Patcham OIEO £400,000

Occupying a beautiful position in the heart ofPatcham Old Village, this quaint Grade II listed twodouble bedroom cottage is a delight! Lounge withfireplace, modern fitted kit. Rare opportunity. EPC – D

Patcham Old Village £285,000

End of an era! Our vendor has enjoyed many happy years living in this prestigious self-build threebedroom property and has in fact been the soleowner since it was built. Off road parking. EPC – D

Hollingdean £375,000

Offered for sale with no on-going chain is thisspacious purpose built two bedroom garden flat witha private street entrance and a garage. uPVC doubleglazing, GFCH & a front & corner plot garden. EPC – D

Surrenden £320,000

A handsome five bedroom residence tucked away ina secluded position providing a tranquil and secureliving space. Unique contemporary interior with alandscaped garden and double garage. EPC – D

Patcham £950,000

On the second floor of this popular purpose builtblock is this one bedroom apartment. 18' loungewith ample space for dining table and chairs, modernfitted kitchen. FTB or an investor. EPC – C

Preston Park OIRO £225,000

This 1930's three bedroom home has been lovinglyrestored and you are instantly drawn to the originalstain-glass windows & wooden floorboards. Westfacing rear garden & off road parking. EPC – D

Portslade Village £399,950

A rare opportunity to purchase this uniquedetached three bedroom property, arranged overtwo floors and offered for sale in exceptionalcondition. Secluded lawn rear garden. EPC – D.

Patcham £499,950

A detached four double bedroom home oppositePreston Park with grand oak wood panelledentrance hall, living room with fireplace, 21’ kitchenand a beautiful 100’ rear garden. EPC – E

Preston Park £975,000

Extended accommodation over three floors is this1930's semi-detached family home with five beds.Outside there is a well kept mature garden, privatedriveway and garage with ample parking. EPC – D

Patcham £599,950

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Immaculate four bedroom chalet bungalow withstunning open plan living and doors leading to thelow maintenance, west facing garden. Internalviewing is highly recommended. EPC – E

Southwick GP £525,000 – £550,000

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brices sales & lettings SALES 01273 323000 30C WESTERN ROAD, HOVE BN3 1AF

NEW!LOWER MARKET STREET, HOVEA THREE DOUBLE BEDROOM GRADE II LISTED HOUSE withACCOMMODATION ARRANGED OVER FOUR FLOORS SITUATED IN THESOUGHT AFTER BRUNSWICK TOWN CONSERVATION AREA. DOUBLEASPECT LOUNGE/DINING ROOM, KITCHEN/DINING ROOM, UTILITY ROOM,PERIOD FEATURES, BATHROOM, SOUTH ASPECT PATIO.

OIXO £575,000 Freehold

NEW!BRUNSWICK PLACE, HOVEA THREE BEDROOM SECOND AND THIRD FLOOR MAISONETTE in aCONVETED GRADE II LISTED BUILDING off one of HOVE'S FINEST SEAFRONTSQUARES. SPLIT LEVEL HALLWAY, 19'5 x 18'3 LOUNGE/DINING ROOM withEXPOSED BRICK CHIMNEY BREAST, 16'3 x 11'3 KITCHEN with EXPOSEDBRICK CHIMNEY BREAST, BATHROOM, PERIOD FEATURES, SEA VIEWS, GFCH.

OIXO £525,000 Leasehold

MARINE PARADE,BRIGHTONA TWO BEDROOMTHIRD FLOOR FLAT in aCONVERTED PERIODBUILDING located inthis SOUGHT AFTERLOCATION ONBRIGHTON SEAFRONTwith STUNNINGDIRECT VIEWS TO THEBEACH, SEA AND PIER.Entrance lobby, hallway,LOUNGE/DININGROOM, MODERNKITCHEN, BATHROOM,EPC D. £325,000 Leasehold

NEW!STONE STREET,BRIGHTONA NEWLYREFURBISHED TWOBEDROOM FIRST ANDSECOND FLOORMAISONETTE located ina CONVERTED PERIODBUILDING behindWESTERN ROAD,BRIGHTON. Entrancehall, LOUNGE/DININGROOM with FEATUREFIREPLACE, 17'5 x 8'2KITCHEN, BATHROOM,SEPARATE WC. OIXO £350,000 Leasehold

NEW!LANSDOWNEPLACE, HOVEA ONE BEDROOMLOWER GROUNDFLOOR PATIO FLAT in aCONVERTED GRADE IILISTED PERIODBUILDING. Entrancehall, LOUNGE/DININGROOM, KITCHEN,MODERN SHOWERROOM, DOUBLEBEDROOM, PATIO,WOODEN FLOORING,OWN STREETENTRANCE. OIXO £295,000 Leasehold

NEW!BEACH HUT, HOVE LAGOONAN OPPORTUNITY TOPURCHASE ONE OFTHE FAMOUS BEACHHUTS ON HOVE'SPROMENADE. NEXT TOHOVE LAGOON andwithin 100 yards of BIGBEACH CAFE, perfectfor that afternoon tea onthe beach. BUY APIECE OF HISTORYAND ENJOY YOUROWN PRIVATE SPACEON THE SEAFRONT. £15,000 CASH BUYERS ONLY

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First Avenue, Hove Available – £1.25m• Georgian | Mansion |

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BF Montpelier RoadSold STC – £350,000• Regency | Private | Central

Brighton• 2 Double Bedrooms• Private Entrance• Modern Fittings

St Aubyns, HoveAvailable –£375,000• Refurbished |

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Wick Hall, FurzeHillSold STC –£350,000• Iconic | Art Deco |

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ITV310.55am The Darling BudsOf May 12.00pm Murder,She Wrote 1.00 Heartbeat2.05 The Royal 3.10 WhereThe Heart Is 4.15 Doctor AtLarge 4.50 On The Buses(x2) 5.55 Heartbeat 7.00Murder, She Wrote 8.00Rosemary And Thyme 9.00The Queen’s Garden 10.00Prime Suspect 12.20amThe Darling Buds Of May

E43.00pm Baby Daddy (x2)4.00 How I Met YourMother (x2) 5.00 Rude(ish)Tube (x2) 6.00 The BigBang Theory (x2) 7.00Hollyoaks 7.30 Jane TheVirgin 8.30 The Big BangTheory 9.00 The 100. Seehighlights. 10.00 The BigBang Theory (x2) 11.00Tattoo Fixers (x2) 1.00amThe Aliens

More412.50pm Come Dine WithMe (x5) 3.35 A New Life InThe Sun 4.40 A Place InThe Sun (x2) 6.50 PenelopeKeith’s Hidden Villages7.55 Grand Designs 9.00Location, Location,Location 10.00 8 Out Of 10Cats Does Countdown11.05 24 Hours In A&E12.10am The World’sBiggest Penis

Film411.00am The Devil At 4O’Clock (1961) 1.35pmStalag 17 (1953) 4.00Twelve O’Clock High (1949)6.40 First Daughter (2004)9.00 The Quiet Ones (2014)10.55 Starred Up (2013)1.05am The Yards (2000)3.25 Close

Sci Fi1.00pm FILM: 100 MillionBC (2008) 3.00 QuantumLeap 4.00 The Librarians5.00 Buffy The VampireSlayer 6.00 Star Trek: DeepSpace Nine 7.00 Star Trek:The Next Generation 8.00The Librarians 9.00 FILM:The Abyss (1989) 12.30amFILM: Chupacabra vs TheAlamo (2013) 2.20Quantum Leap

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Channel 46.00am Countdown 6.45 Will AndGrace 7.10 Will And Grace 7.35 WillAnd Grace 8.00 Everybody LovesRaymond 8.30 Everybody LovesRaymond 9.00 Frasier 9.30 Frasier10.00 Ramsay’s Kitchen NightmaresUSA 11.00 Shipping Wars 11.30 Shipping Wars 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary12.05 A Place In The Sun: Winter Sun1.10 A Place In The Sun: Winter Sun2.10 Fifteen To One 3.10 Countdown4.00 Couples Come Dine With Me5.00 Four In A Bed 5.30 Too Many Cooks 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Louis, Simone andDS Thorpe turn up to interrogateJoanne. 7.00 Channel 4 News 8.00 The Supervet Documentaryseries following vet Noel Fitzpatrick.When Darcy the Chihuahua is hit by acar it is up to Noel to reconstruct herbroken pelvis. Much-loved seven yearold spaniel Banjo is brought in withproblems with his hips, but Noelfinds himself in a tricky situationduring surgery. 9.00 24 Hours In A&E Documentaryseries following patients at StGeorge’s Hospital in south westLondon. Cyclist John, who’s 43, isbrought to A&E after crashing facefirst into a car. Pat, who’s 68, comesto St George’s with her son Michaeland grandson Darius after injuring herleg while on a family holiday. 10.00 What British MuslimsReally Think See highlights.11.05 The Island With Bear GryllsSeries in which adventurer BearGrylls abandons 13 British men on aremote, uninhabited Pacific island fora month.12.05am Live From Abbey RoadClassics: Music On 4 12.35Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA1.30 FILM: Crazy Heart (2009) 3.20Location, Location, Location 4.15Selling Houses With Amanda Lamb5.05 Fifteen To One

Channel Five6.00 – 6.55am Children’s television6.55 Pip Ahoy! 7.10 Little Princess7.20 Bob The Builder 7.35 Thomas &Friends 7.50 Noddy In Toyland 8.00Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 8.15Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.35 PawPatrol 8.50 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.00Toot The Tiny Tugboat 9.15 TheWright Stuff 11.15 Cowboy Builders12.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.15The Gadget Show 1.15 Home AndAway 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 NCIS: LosAngeles 3.15 FILM: Badge Of Betrayal(2013) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away Chris findsHannah and takes her to hospital. 6.30 5 News Tonight 7.00 The Dog Rescuers With AlanDavies Documentary series followingthe work of RSPCA officers. Alansends inspector Herchy Boal to jointhe officers of the SPCA in HongKong, so that they can exchangeskills and experiences for the benefitof animal rescue teams on both sidesof the world.8.00 GPs: Behind Closed DoorsObservational reality series. DrPatrick Bower treats a young manwhose occasional binge drinkingsessions are potentially putting hishealth at risk, while Dr Sara Kayat istrying to help a recovering alcoholic.9.00 Can’t Pay? We’ll Take ItAway! Reality series following thework of High Court enforcementagents. 10.00 Nightmare Tenants, SlumLandlords: Revisited Documentaryseries about the victims and villainsof the buy-to-let boom.11.00 Can’t Pay? We’ll Take ItAway! Reality series following thework of High Court enforcementagents. 12.00am Police Interceptors 12.55SuperCasino 3.10 Trauma Doctors:Every Second Counts 4.00 WildlifeSOS 4.25 Great Artists 4.45 HouseDoctor (x3)

BBC16.00am Breakfast 9.15 Fake Britain 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer11.00 The Sheriffs Are Coming 11.45 Thief Trackers 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.30 South East Today 1.45 Doctors 2.15 Think Tank 3.00 Escape To The Country 3.45 Money For Nothing 4.30 Put Your Money Where YourMouth Is 5.15 Pointless 6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 MOTD Live: West Ham Unitedv Manchester United9.00 MasterChef It’s the last weekof the heats and the final group ofamateurs battle for a place in thequarter final. Firstly they are asked tocook their Calling Card, a dish thatrepresents who they are as a cook.John and Gregg each pick theirfavourite dish and two lucky cookswill go through to the second test.The remaining three contestants mustdecide whether to create a savourydish using trout as the mainingredient or a sweet dish usingblackberries as the central ingredient.They have one hour to create a dishthat will earn them a place in thenext round. One chef will be senthome. 10.00 BBC News At Ten10.30 South East Today 10.45 A Question Of Sport Light-hearted sports quiz, with Sue Barkerasking the questions to regular teamcaptains Matt Dawson and PhilTufnell.11.15 Boomers Comedy seriesfollowing the ups and downs of threeretired couples.11.45 Live At The Apollo Series ofcutting-edge stand-up comedyrecorded at the Hammersmith Apollo.12.30am Weather For The WeekAhead 12.35 BBC News

6.00am Bostin Bear Club 6.30 TellusA Story (x2) 7.00 Brighton Hi-Lights 7.30 Burn Up With Natalie 8.00Brighton Hi-Lights 8.30 The Vote 9.00The Vote 9.30 The Rosies 10.00Digital Nation 10.30 The Vote 11.00The Vote 11.30 Kippo And The Bone 12.00pm Novel Ideas 12.30 DigitalNation 1.00 The Easy Riders1.30 The Rosies 2.00 Rugby AM3.00 Latest TV's Big News 4.00 We Are Stardust 4.30 Carib-Asian Cookery 5.00 Under The Radar5.30 Under The Radar6.00 Latest News6.25 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute TellyShow6.30 Brighton Hi-Lights7.00 Latest Homes Live7.30 Latest News7.55 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute TellyShow8.00 The Vote Frank Le Duc is joinedby guests to cover local and nationalpolitics.8.30 Guy Lloyd's Telly Show:Laughter and Praying Guy finds outwhat makes people laugh and if theypray.9.00 Latest News 9.25 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute TellyShow9.30 F-Stop: BFI Film AcademySpecial F-Stop showcases the bestfilm makers, animators and videoartists in the East Midlands. 10.30 Latest News10.55 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute TellyShow11.00 On The Verge 11.30 CoquetBar Breakfast InBrighton 12.00am Latest News 12.55 GuyLloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 12.30 DJBox Sessions 1.30 The Vote 2.00 GuyLloyd's Telly Show 2.30 F-Stop: BFIFilm Academy Special 3.30 On TheVerge 4.00 CoquetBar Breakfast InBrighton 4.30 Guy Lloyd's Telly Show5.00 Brighton Hi-Lights 5.30 NoiseReel

BBC26.30am Money For Nothing 7.15 Think Tank 8.00 Caught Red Handed 8.30 Great British Menu 9.00 Victoria Derbyshire 11.00 BBC Newsroom Live 11.30 Daily Politics 1.00pm The Chef’s Protege 1.30 Pressure Pad 2.15 The Doctor Blake Mysteries 3.10 The Indian Doctor 3.55 Coast Australia 4.45 Great British Railway Journeys 5.15 Flog It!

6.00 Eggheads Quiz show.6.30 Into The Wild With GordonBuchanan Gordon Buchanan takessome of our best-loved householdnames on a wildlife adventure wherethey get up close and personal withsome of the UK’s most iconic species. 7.30 Grand Tours Of Scotland PaulMurton follows in the footsteps ofthe first tourists to Scotland. 8.00 Horizon: The End Of TheSolar System The story of how oursolar system will be transformed bythe aging sun before coming to aspectacular end in about eight billionyears.9.00 Five Star Babies: Inside ThePortland Hospital An exclusiveglimpse inside the UK’s only privatematernity hospital. 10.00 Normal For NorfolkObservational documentary seriesfollowing eccentric gentleman farmerDesmond MacCarthy as he strugglesto keep his 17th-century manor homeafloat, while holding on to thecountry traditions of his childhood. 10.30 Newsnight11.15 Kelly Holmes: My MarathonStory11.45 Europe: Them Or Us NickRobinson explores the history of theUK’s relationship with Europe. 12.45am Sign Zone: MasterChef1.15 Sign Zone: The Secret History OfMy Family 2.15 Sign Zone: Being TheBrontes 5.45 The Sheriffs Are Coming


6.00 ITV News Meridian6.30 ITV Evening News 7.00 Emmerdale Gordon’s trialcontinues. Leyla worries about David. 7.30 Coronation Street Mariareveals her marriage ofinconvenience. Sharif’s master planbackfires.8.00 Tonight At The LondonPalladium See highlights.9.00 Scott & Bailey Crime dramaseries. Returning to Syndicate 9 aftera year away on vice, Rachel needs abit of time to navigate her position asacting DI and rekindle her neglectedrelationship with Janet. However, theshocking murder of Michael Edgertonforces her to hit the ground runningand adjust to the inevitable changesas she goes. 10.00 ITV News At Ten 10.30 ITV News Meridian10.40 UEFA Champions LeagueHighlights Mark Pougatch is joinedby Roy Keane and Lee Dixon forhighlights of the best of the actionfrom the Champions League quarter-final second legs. 11.45 British Touring CarChampionship Highlights SteveRider looks back at the opening roundof the British Touring CarChampionship from Brands Hatch.With commentary from DavidAddison and Tim Harvey.1.10am Jackpot247 3.00 ITVNightscreen 5.05 Jeremy Kyle Show

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How To Stay YoungBBC1, 9pmStay young and beautiful – saysthe song – if you want to beloved. And a quest as old as theHoly Grail was articulatedthrough jazz. Angela Rippon andDr Chris van Tulleken’s travels forthe modern day fountains ofyouth take them to America andJapan, with memory treatmentsand colourful foods.

Paul O’Grady’s AnimalOrphansITV1, 9pmPaul’s back for a third series, inwhich he visits orphaned andendangered animals around theworld – so prepare yourself for acuteness and heart-meltoverload, people. Especially ifyou like sun bears, slow lorises,turtles and gibbons. Beats lions,and tigers, and bears – oh my!

ScorpionITV2, 9pmYou know what’s good aboutbeing clever? Knowingeverything! And Sylvester isapplying all that ‘knowingeverything’ with style as heswans his way to victory in a bigtime game show. Clever clogs.Meanwhile, the team mustinfiltrate a high end carsmuggling ring. More than tyres.

THURSDAY 14

Sky110.00am Hawaii Five-0 (x2)12.00pm Forever 1.00Hawaii Five-0 (x2) 3.00Modern Family (x20 4.00Futurama (x2) 5.00 TheSimpsons 5.30 Futurama(x2) 6.30 The Simpsons (x3)8.00 DC’s Legends OfTomorrow 9.00 Colony 10.00Duck Quacks Don’t Echo11.00 NCIS: Los Angeles12.00am Hawaii Five-0 (x2)

BBC47.00pm World News Today7.30 The Sky At Night 8.00Scotland’s Vital Spark: TheClyde Puffer 9.00 BBC: TheSecret Files 2 10.00 DearCensor: The Secret ArchiveOf The British Board Of FilmClassification - Timeshift11.00 Treasures Of ChinesePorcelain 12.00am The JoyOf The Guitar Riff 1.00 TheKinks At The BBC

ITV21.15pm You’ve BeenFramed! 1.45 The EllenDeGeneres Show 2.35 TheJeremy Kyle Show (x3) 5.50Take Me Out 7.00 You’veBeen Framed And Extreme!8.00 Two And A Half Men(x2) 9.00 Scorpion 10.00Celebrity Juice 10.50@elevenish 11.20 FamilyGuy (x2) 12.20am AmericanDad! (x2) 1.20 Plebs

ITV39.40am Judge Judy (x3)11.00 The Darling Buds OfMay 12.05pm Murder, SheWrote 1.05 Heartbeat 2.10The Royal 3.10 Where TheHeart Is 4.15 Doctor AtLarge 4.50 On The Buses(x2) 5.55 Heartbeat 7.00Murder, She Wrote 8.00Lewis 10.00 Prime Suspect12.15am The Darling BudsOf May

E43.00pm Baby Daddy (x2)4.00 How I Met YourMother (x2) 5.00 Rude(ish)Tube (x2) 6.00 The Big BangTheory (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks7.30 The Goldbergs 8.00The Big Bang Theory (x2)9.00 Brooklyn Nine-Nine(x2) 10.00 TheInbetweeners (x2) 11.10The Big Bang Theory (x2)12.05am Rude Tube

More410.05am Four In A Bed (x5)12.50pm Come Dine WithMe (x5) 3.35 A New Life InThe Sun 4.40 A Place InThe Sun (x2) 6.50 PenelopeKeith’s Hidden Villages7.55 Grand Designs 9.00The Good Wife 10.00Thicker Than Water 11.2024 Hours In A&E 12.25amEmbarrassing Bodies: BackTo The Clinic

Film411.00am Thunder Bay(1953) 1.05pm DrumsAcross The River (1954)2.40 The Desert Rats(1953) 4.25 The CockleshellHeroes (1956) 6.25 TheWay Back (2010) 9.00Zombieland (2009) 10.40Filth (2013) 12.35am Q & A(1990) 3.15 Close

Syfy1.00pm FILM: Merlin AndThe War Of The Dragons(2008) 3.00 Quantum Leap4.00 The Librarians 5.00Buffy The Vampire Slayer6.00 Star Trek: Deep SpaceNine 7.00 Star Trek: TheNext Generation 8.00 TheLibrarians 9.00 FILM:Children Of Men (2006)11.10 FILM: The Fly II (1989)1.20am Quantum Leap

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Channel 46.00am Countdown 6.45 Will AndGrace 7.10 Will And Grace 7.35 WillAnd Grace 8.00 Everybody LovesRaymond 8.30 Everybody LovesRaymond 9.00 Frasier 9.30 Frasier10.00 Ramsay’s Kitchen NightmaresUSA 11.00 Shipping Wars 11.30Shipping Wars 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary12.05 A Place In The Sun: Winter Sun1.10 A Place In The Sun: Winter Sun2.10 Fifteen To One 3.10 Countdown4.00 Couples Come Dine With Me5.00 Four In A Bed 5.30 Too Many Cooks 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Darren’s concernedabout Maxine - can she keep quietabout their terrible secret? 7.00 Channel 4 News8.00 World’s Most ExpensiveInteriors Documentary series lookingat the world of luxury interior design,where prestigious designers competeto work for the wealthiest clients. 9.00 British Army GirlsDocumentary series following thegruelling 14-week training period ofwomen in the British Army. Fivewomen have dropped out of 3Section already and the tough stuffhas only just started. With newrecruits joining the troop, will theylearn to work together? 10.00 Alan Carr: Chatty Man AlanCarr hosts his own light-hearted chatshow. Guests include ShawneMendes who performs his song,Stitches.11.05 Gogglebox A comedic reviewof the week’s TV. Viewers share sharpcritiques from their sofas.12.05am Sex Box 1.05 ObsessiveCompulsive Cleaners 2.00 The GreatBenefits Row: Channel 4 Dispatches2.30 Unreported World 3.00 Location,Location, Location 3.55 Kirstie’sHandmade Treasures 4.10 SellingHouses With Amanda Lamb 5.05Fifteen To One

Channel Five6.00 – 6.55am Children’s television6.55 Pip Ahoy! 7.10 Little Princess7.20 Bob The Builder 7.35 Thomas &Friends 7.50 Noddy In Toyland 8.00Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 8.15Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.35 PawPatrol 8.50 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.00Toot The Tiny Tugboat 9.15 TheWright Stuff 11.15 Cowboy Builders 12.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.15GPs: Behind Closed Doors 1.15 HomeAnd Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 NCIS3.15 Access 3.25 FILM: My GalSunday (2014) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away Skyeoverhears Olivia gossiping about herbehind her back to Hunter. 6.30 5 News Tonight 7.00 Ben Fogle: New Lives In TheWild UK Documentary series. Benmeets Tommy who moved 3,000miles across the Atlantic to a tinyScottish island with less than 100people, no pubs and only one shop.8.00 Medical MysteriesDocumentary series. 9.00 Trauma Doctors: EverySecond Counts Observationaldocumentary series following thedoctors and paramedics of London’sAir Ambulance and the specialisttrauma team at the Royal LondonHospital. 10.00 Botched Up BodiesDocumentary series featuring peoplewho have had dodgy cosmeticsurgery as they undergo correctivetreatment. This episode features awoman who had permanent fillerinjected into her forehead, jaw,cheeks and temple that began tomigrate - now she needs hospitaltreatment to avoid contracting adeadly infection. 11.00 Can’t Pay? We’ll Take ItAway! Reality series following thework of enforcement agents. 12.00am SuperCasino 3.10 TheSearch For Atlantis: AncientMysteries 4.00 Wildlife SOS 4.25Great Artists 4.45 House Doctor (x3)

BBC16.00am Breakfast 9.15 Fake Britain 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer11.00 The Sheriffs Are Coming 11.45 Thief Trackers 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.30 South East Today 1.45 Doctors 2.15 Think Tank 3.00 Escape To The Country 3.45 Money For Nothing 4.30 Put Your Money Where YourMouth Is 5.15 Pointless 6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show7.30 EastEnders Upsetting truthscome to light for one resident. Martinand Kyle worry that Stacey has takenon too much when she holds a familylunch. Ben makes a big decisionabout his future.7.57 BBC News; Regional News 8.00 MasterChef It’s the last weekof the heats and the final group ofamateurs battle for a place in thequarter final. Firstly they are asked tocook their Calling Card, a dish thatrepresents who they are as a cook.John and Gregg each pick theirfavourite dish and two lucky cookswill go through to the second test.The remaining three contestants mustdecide whether to create a savourydish using lamb rump as the mainingredient or a sweet dish usingmango as the central ingredient. Theyhave one hour to create a dish thatwill earn them a place in the nextround. 9.00 How To Stay Young Seehighlights.10.00 BBC News At Ten10.30 South East Today 10.45 Question Time DavidDimbleby presents topical debate.11.45 This Week Andrew Neilreviews the political week.12.30am Weather For The WeekAhead 12.35 BBC News

6.00am Bostin Bear Club 6.30 TellusA Story (x2) 7.00 Brighton Hi-Lights7.30 Burn Up With Natalie 8.00Brighton Hi-Lights 8.30 The Vote 9.00The Vote 9.30 Brighton Hi-Lights10.00 Bookenders 10.30 The Vote11.00 The Vote 11.30 Kippo And TheBone 12.00pm The Easy Riders12.30 Millionaires' Row 1.00 BrightonHi-Lights 1.30 We Are Stardust 2.00Here I Come 2.30 Carib-AsianCookery 3.00 Latest TV's Big News4.00 Cook It 4.30 Northern Cuisine5.00 Arts Alive (x2)6.00 Latest News The latest newswhere we are, the latest sportsnews, plus national and internationalupdates.6.25 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute TellyShow6.30 You Make It, We Show It!Latest Bill, Nelda Pereira and DavidNetherton present films made by you,the great Brighton public.7.00 Digital Nation The best ofLocal TV from across the UK.Featuring the stories you may notnormally see, whether quirky, comicor hard-hitting, prepare to learn morefrom our local TV channels.7.30 Albion Night The Seagullsweekly show with Latest Sport. 10.30 Latest News The latest newswhere we are, the latest sportsnews, plus national and internationalupdates.10.55 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute TellyShow11.00 Brighton Album Chart Show:11.30 Under The Radar Paul Mexand Jeff Hemmings show and discussgreat music videos that may havebeen under your radar.12.00am Latest News 12.25 GuyLloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 12.30Arts Alive 1.00 Albion Night 4.00Brighton Album Chart Show 4.30Under The Radar 5.00 You Make It,We Show It! 5.30 Digital Nation

BBC26.30am Money For Nothing 7.15Think Tank 8.00 The Great InteriorDesign Challenge 9.00 Victoria Derbyshire 11.00 BBC Newsroom Live 12.00pm Daily Politics 1.00 The Chef’s Protege 1.30 James Martin’s Food Map OfBritain 1.55 Paul Hollywood’s Pies & Puds 2.25 My Life On A Plate 3.10 The Indian Doctor 3.55 Coast Australia 4.45 Great British Railway Journeys 5.15 Flog It! 6.00 Eggheads Quiz show.6.30 Into The Wild With GordonBuchanan Gordon Buchanan takessome of our best-loved householdnames on a wildlife adventure wherethey get up close and personal withsome of the UK’s most iconic species. 7.30 Grand Tours Of ScotlandSeries in which Paul Murton followsin the footsteps of the first tourists toScotland. 8.00 Jungle Animal Hospital -Natural World Nature documentary.At the jungle animal hospital inGuatemala, the wards are full ofexotic patients, many of themorphans rescued from the illegal pettrade. 9.00 Line Of Duty Police drama.Fresh testimony launches AC-12 backon the trail of the Caddy, a corruptofficer with links to organized crime.But new disturbing evidence suggeststhe Caddy may reside within AC-12.10.00 Live At The Apollo Stand-upcomedy from the HammersmithApollo. 10.30 Newsnight11.15 Five Star Babies: Inside ThePortland Hospital An exclusiveglimpse inside the UK’s only privatematernity hospital.12.15am The People v OJSimpson: American Crime Story1.00 Sign Zone: Panorama 1.30 SignZone: Tribes, Predators And Me 5.45The Sheriffs Are Coming


6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.30 ITV Evening News 7.00 Emmerdale Liv faces adilemma. Chrissie plays with fire. 7.30 Fraud: How Safe Is YourMoney?: Tonight With 750 millionpounds having been stolen from ourbank accounts in the past year,Jonathan Maitland investigates howit is being taken - and who is toblame.8.00 Emmerdale Liv makes adecision. Rhona is determined. Dan isleft frustrated.8.30 Bargain Shop Wars Two-partdocumentary which goes behind thescenes of Britain’s newest bargainchain Pep and Co, as they try toundercut the big names of thediscount fashion world on the highstreet. 9.00 Paul O’Grady’s AnimalOrphans See highlights.10.00 ITV News At Ten 10.30 ITV News Meridian10.40 UEFA Europa LeagueHighlights Mark Pougatch is joinedby Glenn Hoddle for highlights of theweek’s UEFA Europa League quarter-final second leg matches. 11.40 Murder, She Wrote Murdermystery series.12.30am Jackpot247 3.00 Fraud:How Safe Is Your Money?: Tonight3.25 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 TheJeremy Kyle Show

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MasterChefBBC1, 8.30pmIt’s the last quarter final of theheats and the six talented heatwinners are scrapping for theirplace in the competition. Prepareto have major food envy. Tonight’schallenge has the meals centringon duck breast, with lucky judgesJay Rayner and John and Greggsampling all of the wonderfulcreations. Who will be the victor?

LookalikesChannel 4, 10pmReality show about not-famouspeople that look like famouspeople. Geddit? Okay, so amongstthe celebrated lookalikes on thebooks is Robert De Nirodoppelganger Andy Harmer, whohasn’t got the memo that sayshe’s only supposed to look likethe taxi driver – and to cut backon the prima donna behaviour.

The People’s History Of PopBBC4, 9pmTwiggy guides us through someof our favourite songs, singersand bands of all time, with apeople’s history of pop music.Which, strictly speaking, shouldinclude those number ones thatstayed too long, Bob the Builderand lots of Genesis. Tune in tofind out what makes it and whatends up in the boot sale.

FRIDAY 15

Sky19.00am Modern Family (x2)10.00 Hawaii Five-0 (x2)12.00pm Forever 1.00Hawaii Five-0 (x2) 3.00Modern Family (x2) 4.00Futurama (x2) 5.00 TheSimpsons 5.30 Futurama(x2) 6.30 The Simpsons (x3)8.00 Supergirl 9.00 TheFive 10.00 The Five 11.00Hawaii Five-0 (x3) 2.00amForever 3.00 Brit Cops

BBC47.00pm World News Today7.30 BBC Young Musician2016 9.00 The People’sHistory Of Pop. Seehighlights. 10.00 Rock ‘n’Roll Britannia 11.00 ...Sings Elvis 12.00am ChuckBerry In Concert 1.00 ThePeople’s History Of Pop2.00 Rock ‘n’ Roll Britannia3.00 ... Sings Elvis

ITV212.15pm Emmerdale (x2)1.15 You’ve Been Framed!1.45 The Ellen DeGeneresShow 2.35 The JeremyKyle Show (x3) 5.50 TakeMe Out 7.00 You’ve BeenFramed And Extreme! 8.00Two And A Half Men (x2)Men 9.00 FILM: Hot Fuzz(2007) 11.25 Family Guy(x2) 12.25am AmericanDad! (x2)

ITV311.00am The Darling BudsOf May 12.05pm Murder,She Wrote 1.05 Heartbeat2.05 The Royal 3.10 WhereThe Heart Is 4.15 Doctor AtLarge 4.50 On The Buses(x2) 5.55 Heartbeat 6.55Murder, She Wrote 8.00Agatha Christie’s Marple10.00 Prime Suspect12.15am FILM: Changeling(2008) 2.40 Long Lost Family

E43.00pm Baby Daddy (x2)4.00 How I Met YourMother (x2) 5.00 Rude(ish)Tube (x2) 6.00 The BigBang Theory (x2) 7.00Hollyoaks 7.30 BrooklynNine-Nine 8.00 The BigBang Theory (x2) 9.00FILM: Easy A (2010) 10.50The Big Bang Theory (x2)11.50 Tattoo Fixers12.55am The Goldbergs

More410.05am Four In A Bed (x5)12.50pm Come Dine WithMe (x5) 3.35 A New Life InThe Sun 4.40 A Place InThe Sun (x2) 6.50 PenelopeKeith’s Hidden Villages7.55 Grand Designs 9.00Blue Eyes 10.10 8 Out Of10 Cats Does Countdown(x2) 12.20am Ramsay’sKitchen Nightmares USA1.20 Grand Designs

Film411.00am Damn TheDefiant! (1962) 1.05pmFlying Tigers (1942) 3.05Siege At Red River (1954)4.50 3.10 To Yuma (1957)6.40 The Women (2008)9.00 Predator (1987) 11.10Terminator 2: JudgementDay (1991) 1.50am TheInnkeepers (2011) 3.55Close

Syfy1.00pm FILM: Fire Twister(2015) 3.00 Quantum Leap4.00 The Librarians 5.00Buffy The Vampire Slayer6.00 Star Trek: Deep SpaceNine 7.00 Star Trek: TheNext Generation 8.00 TheLibrarians 9.00 FILM:Outlander (2008) 11.30FILM: Strippers vsWerewolves (2012) 1.30amQuantum Leap

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Channel 46.00am Countdown 6.45 Will AndGrace 7.10 Will And Grace 7.35 WillAnd Grace 8.00 Everybody LovesRaymond 8.30 Everybody LovesRaymond 9.00 Frasier 9.30 Frasier10.00 Ramsay’s Kitchen NightmaresUSA 11.00 Shipping Wars 11.30Shipping Wars 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary12.05 A Place In The Sun: Winter Sun1.10 A Place In The Sun: Home OrAway 2.10 Fifteen To One 3.10Countdown 4.00 Couples Come DineWith Me 5.00 Four In A Bed 5.30 Too Many Cooks 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Teen drama. Darrenand Nancy worry that someoneknows their secret - who could it be?Marnie warns Freddie to stay awayfrom Ellie. Esther cringes as Frankietries to put her own stamp on TheMagic Bean.7.00 Channel 4 News 7.30 Unreported World Foreignaffairs documentary series. ReporterSeyi Rhodes and director SimonRawles visit America’s murder capital- Chicago - where someone is shotevery three hours. The team areguided around the most violentneighbourhoods by volunteer ex-gangmembers who risk their lives as theytry to halt the vicious cycle ofviolence caused by revenge killings.8.00 Food Unwrapped JimmyDoherty, Kate Quilton and MattTebbutt travel the globe to uncoverthe truth about our food. Kate visitsCalifornia to investigate why almondbutter is more expensive than othernutty spreads and discovers that acombination of extreme weather andglobal economics have made theprice of almonds go nuts. Jimmyheads to Spain and Portugal to findout how wine is turned into fortifiedwine. Matt tries to find out whyslicing onions makes you cry.8.30 Travel Man: 48 Hours InBerlin Travel series in whichcomedian, actor and writer Richard

Channel Five6.00 – 7.20am Children’s television7.20 Bob The Builder 7.35 Thomas &Friends 7.50 Noddy In Toyland 8.00Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 8.15Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.35 PawPatrol 8.50 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.00Toot The Tiny Tugboat 9.15 TheWright Stuff 11.10 Beware! CowboyBuilders Abroad 12.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.15Police Interceptors Under Attack 1.15Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours2.15 NCIS 3.15 FILM: Assumed Killer(2013) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away When Ashand Andy get rejected by the bank,Kat offers to invest her inheritance intheir business. 6.30 5 News Tonight 7.00 The Gadget Show Action-packed consumer show presented byJason Bradbury, Amy Williams, OrtisDeley, Jon Bentley and Yue Xu. 8.00 Henry VIII And His Six WivesDrama documentary series in whichhistorians Dan Jones and SuzannahLipscomb bring to life the scandal,romance and betrayal thatcharacterised Henry VIII’s sixmarriages. Dan and Suzannah recountthe fateful unions Henry had with hisfirst two wives.9.00 Inside Buckingham Palace:The Queen’s Worst Year Specialdocumentary exploring the moredifficult times of Her Majesty’s longreign.10.00 Elizabeth II: 90 GloriousYears Documentary looking back atthe incredible reign of Her Majestythe Queen as she celebrates herdiamond jubilee. 11.00 Secrets Of The Palace PetsDocumentary exploring the history ofthe royal family and their animals,beginning with a look at themenagerie kept in the Tower ofLondon in the 13th century. 12.00am SuperCasino 3.10 GPs:Behind Closed Doors (x2) 4.45 HouseDoctor (x3)

BBC16.00am Breakfast 9.15 Fake Britain 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer11.00 The Sheriffs Are Coming 11.45 Thief Trackers 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.30 South East Today 1.45 Doctors 2.15 Think Tank 3.00 Escape To The Country 3.45 Money For Nothing 4.30 Put Your Money Where YourMouth Is 5.15 Pointless 6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show 7.30 A Question Of Sport Light-hearted sports quiz, with Sue Barkerasking the questions to regular teamcaptains Matt Dawson and PhilTufnell.8.00 EastEnders Things remainfraught amongst the Carters but cananything bring them back together?Martin’s problems continue to grow.8.30 MasterChef See highlights.9.00 Have I Got News For YouHave I Got News for You.9.30 Boomers Comedy seriesfollowing the ups and downs of threeretired couples. Having separatedfrom his younger wife Elena, Mickreturns to Alan and Joyce’s, parkingon their drive in his large campervan.Alan has a new job, with a managerwho is clearly out to get him. Micktells him not to stand for it and hequits. At the local fete Trevor is in aquandary as he has got a diary clash,having promised to be a clown at thesame time as run the tombola forCarol. Alan comes up with a solution- do both! Meanwhile, Mick has putthe fear into John about their routinerelationship. Mick suggests role play,so John suggests it to Maureen.Maureen is reluctant at first, butwhen she gets the chance to playdoctor suddenly she’s in her element,dishing out advice while selling brac

6.00am Bostin Bear Club 6.30 TellusA Story (x2) 7.00 Brighton Hi-Lights7.30 Burn Up With Natalie 8.00Brighton Hi-Lights 8.30 The Vote 9.00The Vote 9.30 Love That Car 10.00Latest Homes Live 10.30 The Vote11.00 The Vote 11.30 Kippo And TheBone12.00pm Novel Ideas 12.30 YouMake It, We Show It! 1.00yourgardenday: Live At The Latest2.00 Cook It 2.30 Northern Cuisine3.00 Latest TV's Big News 4.00 International Chef Exchange 5.00 The 2ube6.00 Latest News6.25 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute TellyShow6.30 The Newspapers7.00 Guy Lloyd's Telly Show7.30 Latest News7.55 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute TellyShow8.00 The Vote Frank Le Duc coverslocal and national politics and theupcoming key elections for our future. 8.30 Brighton Album Chart ShowA new concept in TV charts. Ourmonthly top 10 is compiled solelyfrom albums bought in Brighton'sindependent cult store, ResidentRecords. 9.00 Noise Reel David and Ellie hostBrighton's first and foremost localmusic entertainment show.9.30 CoquetBar Breakfast InBrighton Climb aboard Nick Coquet'smisty-eyed, musical merry-go-round.10.00 DJ Box Get to know the worldof DJing and dance music. 10.30 Kidz Time TV11.00 On The Verge 11.30 The 2ube12.30pm Under The Radar (x2) 1.30Latest News 1.55 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 2.00 Kick Out TheJams 2.30 Brighton Album ChartShow 3.00 Noise Reel 3.30CoquetBar Breakfast In Brighton 4.00DJ Box 4.30 Kidz Time TV 5.00 OnThe Verge 5.30 Kick Out The Jams

BBC26.30am Escape To The Country 7.15 Think Tank 8.00 Sea Cities: The Humber Estuary 9.00 Victoria Derbyshire 11.00 BBC Newsroom Live 12.00pm Daily Politics 1.00 James Martin’s Food Map OfBritain 1.25 The Best Dishes Ever 1.55 Paul Hollywood’s Pies & Puds 2.25 The Indian Doctor 3.10 The Indian Doctor 3.55 Coast Australia 4.45 Great British Railway Journeys 5.15 Flog It! 6.00 Eggheads Jeremy Vine hoststhe quiz show.6.30 Into The Wild With GordonBuchanan7.30 The Food Detectives8.00 Celebrity Mastermind JohnHumphrys puts the questions to someof the UK’s cleverest celebrities.Radio 1 presenter Gemma Cairney,Olympic boxer Anthony Ogogo,actress Tina Malone and BBCBreakfast’s Dominic Laurie take onthe Mastermind chair. 8.30 Gardeners’ World Gardeningmagazine. Monty starts a new project- a cutting garden - and gives adviceon what to grow to provide plenty ofcut flowers for gorgeous summerbouquets. We visit Cumbria to meetJack Gott, who has been passionateabout that most flamboyant offlowers, the dahlia, for more than 40years and has over a thousand plantsin his garden. James Alexander-Sinclair celebrates a harbinger ofspring, the ephemeral cherryblossom, at Alnwick Castle inNorthumberland.9.00 Britain’s BiggestSuperyachts: Chasing PerfectionA behind-the-scenes look atSunseeker, Britain’s biggestsuperyacht builder. The company builttheir reputation on making small tomid-size yachts, but the recessionsaw this market flounder as even thesuper-rich tightened their belts. In a


6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.30 ITV Evening News 7.00 Emmerdale Aaron awaits newsfrom court. Rhona gives Paddy anultimatum. Lisa is horrified.7.30 Coronation Street Gary takesthe fall for Izzy. Maria and Luke are inhigh spirits. Sinead assures Chesneyto fly alone.8.00 Best Walks With A ViewWith Julia Bradbury Julia Bradburychooses some of her favourite andmost accessible family treks fromacross the UK, in search of theperfect walk with a view suitable forall experience levels.8.30 Coronation Street Izzy takesresponsibility for her actions. Sarahreaches out to Kylie. Tyrone hits thetaxi target.9.00 Billy Connolly’s TracksAcross America Billy Connollyconcludes his travels on the US railnetwork, taking in the vast andastonishing landscapes that make upAmerica’s backyard. This week’sjourney sees Billy arrive in Texas on aFriday night, which can mean onlyone thing - football. Next up isLouisiana where he meets the frogprincesses of Rayne. There is amoving tribute to Hank Williamsbefore he hears the story of the childcrusaders who changed history inBirmingham, Alabama. His next stopis Baltimore, where he uncovers thetale of a multi-millionairess who

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Michael McIntyre’s BigShowBBC1, 7pmYou know there’s a new seasonof telly on your screens whenMichael McIntyre pops up withbrand new Saturday night allround family entertainment. Blesshis floppy fringe. Joining him areTinie Tempah, acrobatics thePeres Brothers Group, and amember of the audience. Lucky.

FilmFest On TVLatest TV, 9pmJessica Kellgren-Hayes is backwith a new series and a newlook. Plus – and here’s the mainthing – a new long feature film.‘The Days Inbetween’ by StephenGeorge is a quirky dramedy aboutfour Londoners whose lives havecome to a bit of a halt. With agong from 2014’s United FilmFestival, it’s good stuff.

FILM: Ice QuakeSyfy, 7pmYeah baby, snow angels werenever so deadly as in this B-movie. Take a break from realityand suspend your disbelief as ascientist in Alaska battles to savehis family from a bizarre volcaniceruption that emits a deadlyfreezing gas. Because we allknow you can battle nature.Especially unnatural nature. D’oh!

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Sky112.30pm Jungle Book 3D:Special 1.00 Wild Things2.00 Futurama (x5) 4.30 TheSimpsons 5.00 Supergirl6.00 The Flash 7.00 NCIS:Los Angeles 8.00 HawaiiFive-0 9.00 Limitless 10.00Micky Flanagan’s Detour DeFrance 11.00 A League OfTheir Own: Unseen12.00am Duck QuacksDon’t Echo 1.00 Arrow

BBC47.00pm A History OfAncient Britain 8.00 HumanPlanet 9.00 Follow TheMoney 10.00 Follow TheMoney 11.00 DustySpringfield At The BBC12.00am Definitely Dusty1.00 Queens Of Soul 2.00Classic Soul At The BBC3.00 Dusty Springfield AtThe BBC

ITV212.25pm Britain’s GotMore Talent 1.30 TheAlmost ImpossibleGameshow 2.30 Scorpion3.30 FILM: Small Soldiers(1998) 5.40 FILM: Scooby-Doo (2002) 7.30 FILM: MrBean’s Holiday (2007) 9.20Britain’s Got More Talent10.25 Celebrity Juice 11.10Family Guy (x3) 12.40amAmerican Dad! (x2)

ITV36.00am Judge Judy (x2)6.40 On The Buses (x2)7.35 Where The Heart Is(x2) 9.50 Goodnight MisterTom 12.00pm A Touch OfFrost 1.55 Inspector Morse4.05 Inspector Morse 6.20Columbo: Lady In Waiting8.00 Foyle’s War 10.00Lewis 12.00am BlueMurder 1.30 Doctor AtLarge 2.00 Nightscreen

E411.30am Baby Daddy (x2)12.30pm How I Met YourMother (x2) 1.30 BrooklynNine-Nine (x2) 2.30 TheGoldbergs (x3) 4.00 FILM:Bride Wars (2009) 5.45Rude(ish) Tube Shorts 6.00The Big Bang Theory (x6)9.00 FILM: Get Him To TheGreek (2010) 11.10Gogglebox (x2) 12.50amRude Tube

More411.20am Jamie’s MoneySaving Meals 12.25pm APlace In The Sun (x2) 2.35Four In A Bed (x5) 5.20Come Dine With Me (x5)8.00 The Queen’sCoronation: Behind PalaceDoors 9.00 How To BeQueen: 63 Years AndCounting 10.40 24 Hours InA&E (x2) 12.50am 8 Out Of10 Cats Does Countdown

Film411.00am Destry RidesAgain (1939) 1.00pmClueless (1995) 3.00 AMonster In Paris (2011)4.45 Imagine That (2009)6.55 One Day (2011) 9.00Faster (2010) 10.55 FrightNight (1985) 1.05amNosferatu The Vampyre(1979) 3.20 Close

Syfy1.00pm FILM: Atlantic Rim(2013) 2.50 FILM: Dracano(2013) 5.00 FILM: WingCommander (1999) 7.00FILM: Ice Quake (2010). Seehighlights. 9.00 FILM: TheAbyss (1989) 12.30amFILM: Chupacabra vs TheAlamo (2013) 2.20 FILM:Strippers vs Werewolves(2012)

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Channel 46.10am The King Of Queens 6.35Freeride World Tour 7.05 Mobil 1 TheGrid 7.30 MSA British RallyChampionship 8.00 Everybody LovesRaymond 8.30 Everybody LovesRaymond 9.00 The Morning Line10.00 The Big Bang Theory 10.30 TheBig Bang Theory 11.00 The Big BangTheory 11.30 Come Dine With Me 12.30pm Formula 1: Chinese GrandPrix Qualifying Highlights 2.00 Channel 4 Racing From Ayr AndNewbury 4.30 A Place In The Sun: Winter Sun 5.30 Homes By The Sea 6.30 Channel 4 News7.00 FILM: Ender’s Game (2013)Starring Harrison Ford, AsaButterfield, Hailee Steinfeld, AbigailBreslin, Ben Kingsley, Viola Davis,Aramis Knight, Moises Arias. Sciencefiction adventure set in a future inwhich teenage gamers are recruitedto train as potential militarycommanders in a war against anaggressive alien race threateningmankind.9.15 FILM: Die Hard 2 (1990)Starring Bruce Willis, Bonnie Bedelia,William Sadler, William Atherton,Reginald VelJohnson, Dennis Franz,Franco Nero. Sequel in which toughcop John McClane is waiting for hiswife at Washington’s Dulles Airportwhen terrorists take over air trafficcontrol, demanding safe passage forthemselves and a Latin Americandictator and threatening to crashincoming flights if their demands arenot met. 11.40 Jimmy Carr: Laughing AndJoking Stand-up from comedianJimmy Carr packed with one-liners,stories and jokes - some clever, somerude and a few totally unacceptable.12.35am Ramsay’s KitchenNightmares USA 1.30 HollyoaksOmnibus 3.40 Kirstie’s HandmadeTreasures 4.00 Selling Houses WithAmanda Lamb 4.55 Location,Location, Location 5.50 The King OfQueens

Channel Five6.00 – 6.30am Children’s television6.30 Bob The Builder 6.45 Tickety Toc6.55 Zack And Quack 7.05 RoobarbAnd Custard Too 7.15 Make Way ForNoddy 7.25 Paw Patrol 7.40 LittlePrincess 7.50 Pip Ahoy! 8.05 BlazeAnd The Monster Machines 8.30 BenAnd Holly’s Little Kingdom 8.45Wanda And The Alien 8.55 TeenageMutant Ninja Turtles 9.30 TheSaturday Show Live 11.30 Dogs MakeYou Laugh Out Loud 2 12.25pm Puppies Make You LaughOut Loud 1.25 Can’t Pay? We’ll TakeIt Away (x5)6.10 NCIS: Los Angeles US policedrama series. Eric goes undercoverfor the first time after a rocket engineexpert is murdered.7.00 NCIS: New Orleans Americancrime drama series. Pride has apersonal connection to a murdervictim who was targeted while ahuge power cut enveloped the city.8.00 NCIS US crime drama series.While stuck at Dulles airport due toinclement weather, DiNozzo, Bishopand her husband Jake work on anNCIS case involving an elevatedterrorist threat at northeast airportsduring the Thanksgiving travel surge.8.55 5 News Weekend 9.00 The Championship: FootballLeague Tonight Kelly Cates andGeorge Riley present highlights oftoday’s action from the SkyBetChampionship.10.00 Goal Rush: Football LeagueTonight Kelly Cates and George Rileypresent the highlights from SkyBetLeague 1 and 2.10.30 NCIS Drama series. The team’sdrive to catch Ari increases after hekidnaps Ducky and subjects him to aseries of mind games.11.25 NCIS US drama series. 12.15am SuperCasino 3.10 Law &Order: Special Victims Unit 3.55 Law& Order: Special Victims Unit 4.40Divine Designs 5.05 HouseBusters5.30 Access 5.45 Angels Of Jarm5.50 Angels Of Jarm

BBC16.00am Breakfast 10.00 Saturday Kitchen Live 11.30 MasterChef 12.00pm BBC News 12.10 Football Focus 12.50 Saturday Sportsday 1.00 World Championship Snooker 4.30 Final Score 5.10 BBC News 5.20 South East Today 5.25 Can’t Touch This

6.15 Pointless CelebritiesAlexander Armstrong and RichardOsman present a special celebrityfashion edition of the generalknowledge quiz. Featuring Brix Smith-Start and Jonathan Phang, AmyChilds and Sam Faiers, GraceWoodward and Brendan Courtney,and Lee Stafford and Nicky Clarke.7.00 Michael McIntyre’s BigShow See highlights.7.55 The National Lottery: WinYour Wish List Shane Richie hoststhe game show that sees couplesplaying to win the prizes of theirdreams. Former soldier Paul and hiswife Nicole are playing to win somelife-changing prizes. 8.45 Casualty Medical drama. Ritagets the shock of her life when aghost from her past arrives at the ED.Can she stay professional or willemotions get the better of her?9.35 Mrs Brown’s Boys Comedyseries about a loudmouthed Irishmatriarch.10.05 BBC News 10.25 Match Of The Day GaryLineker presents all the highlights ofSaturday’s six Premier Leaguematches.11.45 Live At The Apollo Series ofcutting-edge stand-up comedy.12.20am World ChampionshipSnooker - Extra 3.20 SnookerClassic Matches 5.20 Weather ForThe Week Ahead 5.25 BBC News

6.00am Bostin Bear Club 6.30 TellusA Story 6.45 Tellus A Story 7.00Brighton Hi-Lights 7.30 Burn Up WithNatalie 8.00 Brighton Hi-Lights 8.30Under The Radar 9.00 Brighton AlbumChart Show 9.30 Noise Reel 10.00 Rugby AM 11.00 Albion Night2.00pm Land Rovers Live2.30 Latest News2.55 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show3.00 BWC British Wrestling Weekly 4.00 Latest News 4.25 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show4.30 The 2ube5.30 DJ Box6.00 Latest News 6.25 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute TellyShow6.30 Brighton Album Chart ShowA new concept in TV charts. 7.00 Noise Reel David and Ellie hostBrighton's first and foremost localmusic entertainment show. 7.30 Digital Nation The best ofLocal TV from across the UK.8.00 Guy Lloyd's Telly Show GuyLloyd explores the subjects thataffect our everyday life.8.30 Brighton Hi-Lights The bestconversation, videos, music andfunniest moments from Latest TV'sfirst broadcast series of Brighton'stopical magazine programme.9.00 FilmFest on TV See highlights.11.00 Arts Alive: Acoustic ArtsAlive Acoustic brings you the bestmusical talent in acoustic form.11.30 CoquetBar Breakfast InBrighton Climb aboard Nick Coquet'smisty-eyed, musical merry-go-round,30 minutes of toppermost pop music,upcycled ephemera and stunningcinematography.12.00am Latest News12.25 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute TellyShow 12.30 DJ Box Sessions1.30 Digital Nation 2.00 Guy Lloyd's Telly Show 2.30 Brighton Hi-Lights 3.00 FilmFest on TV 5.00 CoquetBar Breakfast In Brighton 5.30 Arts Alive

BBC26.25am FILM: The Magic Box (1951)8.10 Natural World 9.00 Homes Under The Hammer 10.00 World Championship Snooker 12.00pm Rick Stein From Venice ToIstanbul 1.00 FILM: Lust For Life (1956) 3.00 Escape To The Country 3.45 Flog It! 4.30 World Championship Snooker 5.30 Gardeners’ World

6.00 Bake Off Creme De La CremeCelebrated chef Tom Kerridge hoststhe search for Britain’s best team ofpastry chefs.7.00 World ChampionshipSnooker Jason Mohammadintroduces live coverage fromSheffield.8.00 Grand Tours Of Scotland PaulMurton follows in the footsteps ofthe first tourists to Scotland. 8.30 Dad’s Army Classic wartimesitcom. 9.00 Tom Jones’s 1950s: TheDecade That Made Me Tom Jonestakes us on a trip through the decadeof his childhood and adolescence.Television, the movies, the radio andthe music of the first rock ‘n’ rollyears give us a unique insight intoboth the country and the decade thatwould shape Tom’s talent and makehim a star.10.00 Shirley Drama charting therise to fame of singer Dame ShirleyBassey. Born in Cardiff’s Tiger Bay toa white mother and Nigerian father,Shirley is the youngest of eightchildren in a family living well belowthe poverty line. By the time she is 12Shirley has discovered she has anextraordinary voice. 11.10 World ChampionshipSnooker Highlights 12.00am FILM: First Snow (2006)1.35 FILM: Freestyle (2010) 5.30 GreatBritish Garden Revival

ITV16.00am Bottom Knocker Street (x2)6.25 Pat & Stan 6.35 Dino Dan: Trek’sAdventures (x2) 7.00 Signed Stories:Share A Story 7.05 Sooty 7.15 Super4 7.30 Nerds & Monsters 7.45 TheTom And Jerry Show 8.00Thunderbirds Are Go 8.25 Mr Bean8.30 Weekend 9.25 Murder, SheWrote 10.20 Murder, She Wrote11.20 The Jeremy Kyle Show 12.20pm ITV News & Weather 12.30The Jeremy Kyle Show 1.30 FILM:Superman (1978) 4.25 The WineShow 5.30 Regional News 5.35 ITVNews Meridian 5.45 ITV News 6.00 You’ve Been Framed! GoesWild! Harry Hill runs screaming fromdrones and selfie sticks as henarrates more accidents filmed byviewers in his typically surreal style. 7.00 Bang On The Money RickieHaywood Williams and MelvinOdoom host a brand new game showas two teams of friends battle it outto win up to £40,000 in a series ofphysical and mental challenges.8.00 Britain’s Got Talent9.20 Play To The Whistle HostHolly Willoughby returns with teamcaptains Frank Lampard and BradleyWalsh for another series of thesports-based entertainment show.The regulars are joined by Bradley’sdaytime TV arch-nemesis andPointless co-host Richard Osman, aswell as Olympic diver Tom Daley andcomedian Rob Beckett. RomeshRanganathan is back as Frank’sregular wingman and Seann Walshreturns to keep an eye on the scores.10.05 ITV News; Weather 10.20 FILM: 2 Fast 2 Furious (2003)Starring Paul Walker, Tyrese Gibson,Eva Mendes, Cole Hauser, Chris‘Ludacris’ Bridges, Chris ‘Ludacris’Bridges. Action thriller sequel. FormerLA cop Brian O’Conner is making hisliving as a street racer in Miamiwhen he is recruited by an FBI agentto help catch a local drug baron.12.15am Jackpot247 3.00 Murder,She Wrote 3.50 ITV Nightscreen

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You Make It, We Show It!Latest TV, 8pmThe great Brighton public excelthemselves once again, with amarvellous collection of filmsshowcasing what a diverse lotwe really are. And at the helm ofthis good ship Creativity you’llfind captain Bill Smith, along withDavid Netherton and NeldaPereira. Savour your neighbour,and send it your own ideas too.

UndercoverBBC1, 9pmSecrets and lies – clearly thefoundation for any good marriageon the verge of exploding in ashower of politics, corruption andbally good actors acting theirchops off! The mystery witnessfrom the case leads Maya to re-examine everything, and Nick issideswiped by the appearance ofa ghost from his past.

Tattoo FixersE4, 10pmEverybody loves a good story,and a bad tattoo is a punchline tomany a good story. Case in point;Sketch this week is covering aless than high-end Egyptian-themed tat that was originallydone in a downstairs toilet by aHell’s Angel. Rock ’n’ roll! Exceptboth girlfriend and mother are notimpressed. Time to cover up.

SUNDAY 17

Sky11.30pm Duck Quacks Don’tEcho (x2) 2.30 Futurama(x5) 5.00 The Simpsons5.30 The Muppets 6.00Modern Family 6.30 TheSimpsons 7.00 Wild Things8.00 Duck Quacks Don’tEcho 9.00 Hawaii Five-010.00 NCIS: Los Angeles11.00 Air Ambulance ER12.00am Stop Search Seize1.00 Road Wars

BBC47.00pm Trad Jazz Britannia8.00 FILM: Rock AroundThe Clock (1956) 9.15 Rock‘n’ Roll America 10.15 Rock‘n’ Roll America 11.15 Rock‘n’ Roll America 12.15amRich Hall’s California Stars1.45 Tiger Island: NaturalWorld Special 2.45Jerusalem: The Making OfA Holy City

ITV212.00pm Take Me Out 1.10Catchphrase 1.55 FILM:Scooby-Doo (2002) 3.45FILM: Hotel Transylvania(2012) 5.35 Britain’s GotTalent 7.00 Britain’s GotMore Talent 8.00 FILM:After Earth (2013) 10.00Family Guy (x4) 11.55American Dad! (x2)12.55am The ClevelandShow (x2)

ITV39.20am Heartbeat (x2)11.30 Columbo: Lady InWaiting 1.10pm FILM:Black Beauty (1994) 3.00Agatha Christie’s Marple5.00 Midsomer Murders7.00 Doc Martin 8.00 TheCruise Ship 8.30 RoyalStories 9.00 Great EstatesOf Scotland 10.10 FILM:The Queen (2006) 12.20amInspector Morse

E49.55am Hollyoaks Omnibus12.30pm Made In Chelsea1.30 Couples Come DineWith Me 2.30 TheGoldbergs (x3) 3.55 FILM:Dear John (2010) 6.00 TheBig Bang Theory (x6) 9.00Marvel’s Agents OfS.H.I.E.L.D. 10.00 TattooFixers. See highlights.11.00 The IT Crowd (x2)12.05am The Aliens

More412.05pm Jamie’s 15 MinuteMeals 12.35 Vet On The Hill1.40 Selling Houses WithAmanda Lamb 2.45 Four InA Bed (x5) 5.20 Come DineWith Me (x5) 8.00 GrandDesigns New Zealand 9.00FILM: Clear And PresentDanger (1994) 11.50 8 OutOf 10 Cats Does Countdown12.55am Grand DesignsNew Zealand

Film411.00am Escape From ThePlanet Of The Apes (1971)1.00pm Brewster’s Millions(1985) 3.05 City Of Ember(2008) 4.55 Marley And Me(2008) 7.10 Legend (1985)9.00 Now You See Me(2013) 11.15 Friday The13th (2009) 1.10am Room237

Syfy11.00am FILM: End Of TheWorld (2013) 1.00pm FILM:Crystal Skulls (2014) 3.00FILM: 9 (2009) 4.40 FILM:The Mummy Returns (2001)7.10 FILM: Halo 4: ForwardUnto Dawn (2012) 9.00FILM: Below (2002) 11.00FILM: Push (2009) 1.10amFILM: Zombie Shark (2015)3.00 Fact Or Faked:Paranormal Files

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Channel 46.15am The King Of Queens 6.40 The King Of Queens 7.05 Marvel’s Agents Of S.H.I.E.L.D. 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 9.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 9.30 Sunday Brunch 1.30pm Formula 1: Chinese GrandPrix Highlights 3.30 Location, Location, Location 4.30 A Place In The Sun: Home OrAway 5.30 Channel 4 News

6.00 Grand Designs Special editionof the property series. Kevin McClouddraws on 15 years of Grand Designs -and the astonishing homes that havebeen filmed in that time - to look atthe challenges of self-building in thegreat British countryside.7.00 The Fearless Chef: BoliviaSeries in which Kenyan chef andrestaurateur Kiran Jethwa travels tosome of the most remote andspectacular corners of the planet totrace ingredients back to their source. 8.00 Hidden Britain By DroneDocumentary presented by Sir TonyRobinson in which the latest dronetechnology is used to view the UK. 9.00 Indian Summers Drama series.As Simla gathers to celebrate KingGeorge’s Silver Jubilee, Aafrin istrapped in a nightmare. The terroristNaresh Banerjee is plotting a bombstrike at the picnic. Aafrin needs toenlist the help of his sister Sooni tostop the attack.10.00 Gogglebox A comedic reviewof the week’s TV. Viewers share sharpcritiques from their sofas.11.05 FILM: Mud (2012) StarringMatthew McConaughey, ReeseWitherspoon, Tye Sheridan, JacobLofland. Atmospheric drama. 1.05am Embarrassing BodiesDown Under 1.55 Come Dine WithMe (x5) 4.15 Selling Houses WithAmanda Lamb 5.10 Location,Location, Location

Channel Five6.00 – 7.45am Children’s television7.45 Little Princess 7.55 Pip Ahoy!8.05 Blaze And The MonsterMachines 8.35 Ben And Holly’s LittleKingdom 8.50 Wanda And The Alien9.05 Toby’s Travelling Circus 9.20Jelly Jamm 9.35 LazyTown 10.05Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 10.40The Championship: Football LeagueTonight 11.40 Goal Rush: FootballLeague Tonight 12.15pm The Gadget Show 1.15FILM: The Princess Bride (1987) 3.15FILM: Bend It Like Beckham (2002)5.30 FILM: Disney’s Hercules (1997) 7.10 Now That’s Funny! Family-friendly comedy clip show featuringuser-generated video content fromaround the world.8.00 Penn & Teller: Fool Us InVegas Entertaining magiccompetition hosted by JonathanRoss. 8.55 5 News Weekend 9.00 FILM: Going The Distance(2010) Starring Drew Barrymore,Justin Long, Charlie Day, JasonSudeikis, Christina Applegate, RonLivingston, Oliver Jackson-Cohen, JimGaffigan, Natalie Morales, KelliGarner, Leighton Meester. Romanticcomedy. A journalism graduateinterning at a New York newspaperfor the summer meets a man on therebound from a recent break up. Theyagree to date for the six weeks she isin the Big Apple, but the relationshipproves to be more than they bothexpected. 11.05 FILM: Mars Attacks! (1996)Starring Jack Nicholson, Glenn Close,Annette Bening, Pierce Brosnan,Danny DeVito, Sarah Jessica Parker,Michael J Fox and Tom Jones.Offbeat comic-strip style sci-fi satireabout a Martian invasion of planetEarth. 1.05am SuperCasino 3.10 The Tube:Going Underground 4.00 Wildlife SOS4.25 Wildlife SOS 4.50 The GreatArtists 5.20 Divine Designs 5.45Angels Of Jarm 5.50 Angels Of Jarm

BBC16.00am Breakfast 7.35 Match Of The Day 9.00 The Andrew Marr Show 10.00 The Big Questions 11.00 Sunday Politics 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News 1.15 Homes Under The Hammer 2.15 Flog It! 3.15 Escape To The Country 4.00 Points Of View 4.15 Lifeline 4.25 Songs Of Praise 5.00 Life In The Air

6.00 Paul O’Grady: The Sally ArmyAnd Me Series exploring the work ofthe Salvation Army.6.30 BBC News 6.50 South East Today 7.00 Countryfile Joe Crowley andAnita Rani are in Dumfries andGalloway. 8.00 Antiques Roadshow Fiona andthe team are at Hanbury Hall nearDroitwich in Worcestershire. It’sthought the creator of The Archersbased the fictional village ofAmbridge on Hanbury, and so it’squite possible that Hanbury Hall isthe inspiration for Lower Loxley Hall.Mark Hill values a pop art jacketdesigned by Sir Peter Blake. Sadly itsvalue has been reduced after beingeaten in places by a ferret. RupertMaas appraises one of the finestnude paintings he’s ever seen. 9.00 Undercover See highlights.10.00 BBC News 10.20 South East Today 10.30 Match Of The Day 2 MarkChapman introduces highlights fromthe day’s three Premier Leaguematches, along with all the goalsfrom Saturday’s games. 11.40 Room 101 - Extra StorageFrank Skinner hosts the comedy panelshow.12.20am World ChampionshipSnooker - Extra 3.20 SnookerClassic Matches 5.20 Weather ForThe Week Ahead 5.25 BBC News

6.00am Bostin Bear Club 6.30 TellusA Story (x2) 7.00 Brighton Hi-Lights7.30 Burn Up With Natalie 8.00Brighton Hi-Lights 8.30 Kippo AndThe Bone 9.00 Family, Faith And Fun9.30 Growing Concerns 10.00 TalkLike That: Reggie Chamberlain King10.30 The Newspapers 11.00 LatestHomes Live 11.30 Bookenders12.00pm International Chef Exchange1.00 Rugby AM 2.00 BWC BritishWrestling Weekly 3.00 The Rosies3.30 Growing Concerns 4.00 Family,Faith & Fun 4.30 Arts Alive: Acoustic5.00 DJ Box 5.30 Under The Radar6.00 Latest News6.25 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute TellyShow6.30 We are Stardust Recycling isan important part of people's lives.Tonight's film looks at ‘going green’at home to reuse textiles and reducefood waste, and visits Create UK andRice Lane Primary School.7.00 Latest Homes Live Apioneering property show, acommercial feature, with homes forsale and to let in the area, iconicbuildings, local history, architectureand finance tips.7.30 Latest News7.55 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute TellyShow8.00 You Make It, We Show It! Seehighlights.8.30 Latest News8.55 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute TellyShow9.00 FilmFest on TV Special episodewith award winning movies from theBrighton Youth Film Festival. JessicaKellgren-Hayes interviews the festivaldirector Elke Sigg and much more!11.00 DJ Box11.30 Kick Out The Jams12.00am Latest News 12.25 GuyLloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 12.30Brodian's Basement 1.30 You MakeIt, We Show It! 2.00 FilmFest on TV4.00 DJ Box 4.30 You Make It, WeShow It! 5.00 Brodian's Basement

BBC26.30am This Farming Life 7.30 Gardeners’ World 8.00 An Island Parish: Shetland 8.30 The Beechgrove Garden 9.00 Countryfile 10.00 World Championship Snooker 12.15pm MOTD2 Extra 1.00 World Championship Snooker

6.00 Jungle Animal Hospital -Natural World Nature documentary.At the jungle animal hospital inGuatemala, the wards are full ofexotic patients. 7.00 Jumbo: The Plane ThatChanged The World Documentaryabout the development of the Boeing747 jumbo jet. The 747 was a gamechanger, the airliner thatrevolutionised mass, cheap air travel. 8.00 Natural Born Winners Giantsfrom the world of athletics, rugby andsuper biking compete against localchampions - and each other - in fourchallenges across the globe. 9.00 Horizon: Closing Time ForZoos Liz Bonnin presents acontroversial and provocative episodeof Horizon, exploring how and whyzoos keep animals, and whether theyneed to change to keep up withmodern science, or ultimately beconsigned to history. Should zoos culltheir animals to manage populations? 10.00 FILM: The Spectacular Now(2013) Starring Miles Teller, ShaileneWoodley, Brie Larson. Romanticcomedy chronicling an unlikelyrelationship between two teenagers. 11.30 World ChampionshipSnooker Highlights Highlights fromSheffield.12.20am The People V OJSimpson: American Crime Story1.05 Sign Zone: Countryfile 2.05 SignZone: Holby City

ITV16.00am Bottom Knocker Street 6.15Bottom Knocker Street 6.25 Pat &Stan 6.35 Dino Dan: Trek’sAdventures 6.45 Dino Dan: Trek’sAdventures 7.00 Signed Stories:Share A Story 7.05 Sooty 7.15 Super4 7.30 Nerds & Monsters 7.45 TheTom And Jerry Show 8.00 Teen TitansGo! 8.25 Mr Bean 8.30 Weekend 9.25Murder, She Wrote 10.20 Murder,She Wrote 11.20 Jeremy Kyle Show 12.25pm ITV News 12.30 The JeremyKyle Show 1.30 River Monsters 2.35Big Star’s Little Star 3.35 Britain’s GotTalent 5.00 Tipping Point 6.00 All Star Family FortunesVernon Kay presents the classic gameshow. 6.30 ITV News Meridian6.45 ITV News; Weather7.00 The Chase Celebrity SpecialCelebrity edition of the quiz showhosted by Bradley Walsh. 8.00 The Durrells Drama series. It is1935, and Louisa Durrell has whiskedher family away to the sun-drenchedisland of Corfu. Margo takes pride inher new position at the surgery, but achance encounter with an exoticrecluse highlights where her realtalent lies. 9.00 Home Fires Drama series set ina Cheshire village during the SecondWorld War. As the Battle of Britainintensifies, the women must do allthey can to keep spirits high. At adance organised by the Czechsoldiers, Joyce gives Sarah someunwelcome advice.10.05 ITV News; Weather 10.20 Jim Carter: Lonnie DoneganAnd Me One-off documentary inwhich Jim Carter tells theextraordinary story of LonnieDonegan - a trailblazer in the birth ofpop music and modern culture.11.25 Rugby Highlights: AvivaPremiership12.15am Jackpot247 3.00 BritishSuperbike Championship Highlights3.50 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 TheJeremy Kyle Show

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Isis And The MissingTreasures: Channel 4DispatchesChannel 4, 8pmAs the world looked on shockedas Isis and Syrian troops lootedantiquities and demolishedhistorical sites, journalist SimonCox has been tracking theantiquities business for the lasteight months. What is arriving,and where is the money going?

MarcellaITV1, 9pmIt’s tricky when you’re a recentlyreturned to the force copper andyour personal life keeps croppingup in the old case your working.Annoying, you could say.Marcella is terrified after findingGrace’s body, and then discoversthat the deceased was having anaffair with her husband. Doesn’tlook good. And those blackouts...

PlebsITV2, 10pmIt’s not all fame and glory inAncient Rome, but the boys areafter a glimpse of reflectedgoodness when Grumio is street-cast to play the part of Cupid.Bless. Marcus becomes hisagent swiftly, flashing hisconnections to impress Delphine,and Stylax understudies in thehope of picking up groupies.

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Sky112.00pm Forever 1.00Hawaii Five-0 (x2) 3.00Modern Family (x2) 4.00Futurama (x2) 5.00 TheSimpsons 5.30 Futurama(x2) 6.30 The Simpsons (x3)8.00 The Muppets 8.30Modern Family 9.00 AirAmbulance ER 10.00 RossKemp: Extreme World11.00 Limitless 12.00amHawaii Five-0 (x2)

BBC47.00pm News 7.30 TheFlying Archaeologist 8.00Antiques Uncovered 9.00 AHistory Of Ancient Britain10.00 She-Wolves:England’s Early Queens11.00 Imagine... ZahaHadid: Who Dares Wins12.10am Ancient Greece:The Greatest Show OnEarth 1.10 The BodyBeautiful: Ancient Greeks

ITV22.35pm The Jeremy KyleShow (x3) 5.50 Take MeOut 7.00 You’ve BeenFramed! (x2) 8.00 Two AndA Half Men (x2) 9.00Family Guy (x2) 10.00Plebs. See highlights. 10.30Family Guy 11.00 AmericanDad! (x2) 11.55 TheCleveland Show (x2)12.50am Two And A HalfMen

ITV31.00pm Heartbeat 2.05 TheRoyal 3.10 Where TheHeart Is 4.15 Doctor AtLarge 4.50 On The Buses5.20 George And Mildred5.55 Heartbeat 6.55Murder, She Wrote 7.55Wycliffe 9.00 When KateMet William: A Tale OfTwo Lives 10.00 PrimeSuspect 5 12.20am TheDarling Buds Of May

E41.00pm How I Met YourMother (x2) 2.00 The BigBang Theory (x2) 3.00 BabyDaddy (x2) 4.00 How I MetYour Mother (x2) 5.00Rude(ish) Tube (x2) 6.00 TheBig Bang Theory (x2) 7.00Hollyoaks 7.30 The BigBang Theory (x3) 9.00 MadeIn Chelsea 10.00 Empire11.00 The Big Bang Theory(x2) 12.00am Gogglebox

More48.55am Jamie’s Super Food9.35 A Place In The Sun10.40 Time Team (x2)12.50pm Come Dine WithMe (x5) 3.35 A New Life InThe Sun 4.40 A Place In TheSun (x2) 6.50 PoshPawnbrokers 7.55 GrandDesigns 9.00 Vet On The Hill10.00 24 Hours In A&E (x2)12.10am Undercover BossUSA 1.10 Vet On The Hill

Film411.00am Rio Grande (1950)1.10pm Arizona Raiders(1965) 2.55 The CockleshellHeroes (1956) 4.55 Jubal(1956) 7.00 The Seeker:The Dark Is Rising (2007)9.00 Unknown (2011) 11.15Rush Hour 3 (2007) 1.00amBullhead (2011) 3.40 Close

Syfy1.00pm FILM: Impact Earth(2015) 3.00 Quantum Leap4.00 The Librarians 5.00Buffy The Vampire Slayer6.00 Star Trek: Deep SpaceNine 7.00 Star Trek: TheNext Generation 8.00 TheLibrarians 9.00 FILM: TheScorpion King (2002) 11.00FILM: Outlander (2008)1.30am Quantum Leap 2.30Mutant X

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Channel 46.00am Countdown 6.45 Will AndGrace 7.10 Will And Grace 7.35 WillAnd Grace 8.00 Everybody LovesRaymond 8.30 Everybody LovesRaymond 9.00 Frasier 9.30 Frasier10.00 Frasier 10.30 Ramsay’s KitchenNightmares USA 11.30 Four In A Bed 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary12.05 Four In A Bed 12.35 Four In ABed 1.05 Four In A Bed 1.35 Four In ABed 2.10 Fifteen To One 3.10 Countdown 4.00 Couples Come Dine With Me 5.00 Four In A Bed 5.30 Too Many Cooks 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks 7.00 Channel 4 News 8.00 Isis And The MissingTreasures: Channel 4 DispatchesSee highlights.8.30 The Food Chain Documentaryseries. A look at organic lamb andfrozen peas. 9.00 The Island With Bear GryllsReality survival-skills series withadventurer Bear Grylls. Despite theirprevious success with catching ashark, the search for food continuesfor the remaining castaways. Ashunger and exhaustion sets in,singletons Patrick and Sarah seekcomfort in each other while the restof the men and women start to fallapart - including an explosive rowbetween two of the women. 10.00 Sex Box Sex-themeddiscussion show presented by SteveJones and the Belgian sexologistGoedele Liekens. 11.05 8 Out Of 10 Cats DoesCountdown Jimmy Carr hosts ascaptain Sean Lock and Rhod Gilbertgo up against rival captain JonRichardson and Sara Pascoe. 12.10am One Born Every Minute1.05 British Army Girls 2.00 AlanCarr: Chatty Man 3.00 Lookalikes 3.30Tricks Of The Restaurant Trade 3.55Kirstie’s Vintage Gems 4.05 Location,Location, Location 5.05 SellingHouses With Amanda Lamb

Channel Five6.00 – 7.20am Children’s television7.20 Bob The Builder 7.35 Thomas &Friends 7.50 Noddy: ToylandDetective 8.00 Ben And Holly’s LittleKingdom 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.25 PeppaPig 8.35 Paw Patrol 8.45 Bananas InPyjamas 9.00 Toot The Tiny Tugboat9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.10 Beware!Cowboy Builders Abroad 12.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.15Can’t Pay? We’ll Take It Away! 1.15Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours2.15 NCIS: New Orleans 3.15 Access3.20 FILM: Dangerous Company (2015)5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away Despite DNAtests revealing no link, Dylan isconvinced of Zac’s guilt and chargeshim with Charlotte’s murder. 6.30 5 News Tonight 7.00 World War II In ColourDocumentary series bringing thehistory of the Second World War tolife with the aid of the latest researchand modern technology. 8.00 Police Interceptors Action-packed documentary series. 9.00 The Tube: GoingUnderground Documentary seriesfollowing the work of the staff whokeep London’s underground trainservice running smoothly. Tube staffface their busiest and most unusualshift of the year - New Year’s Eve. 10.00 Gotham: Wrath Of TheVillains Drama series set in pre-Batman Gotham City. Alfred andSelina help Bruce on his quest to findhis parents’ killer while DoctorStrange continues his horrifyingtherapy on the Penguin.11.00 Person Of Interest Dramaseries. Reese and Finch must protecta streetwise con artist, whose plan tosteal cash from a medical marijuanadispensary goes up in smoke whenthe Brotherhood become involved. 11.55 Person Of Interest Drama.12.50am True Crimes: The First 72Hours 1.15 SuperCasino 3.10 Castle4.00 Wildlife SOS 4.25 Great Artists4.45 House Doctor (x3)

BBC16.00am Breakfast 9.15 The Day I Met The Queen 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 The Sheriffs Are Coming 11.45 Thief Trackers 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.30 South East Today 1.45 Doctors 2.15 The Code 3.00 Escape To The Country 3.45 Money For Nothing 4.30 Put Your Money Where YourMouth Is 5.15 Pointless 6.00 BBC News At Six6.30 South East Today7.00 The One Show7.30 MasterChef After four weeks offierce competition only the 14 bestcooks remain. 8.00 EastEnders Tamwar comes to adecision about his future. Jay stepsin to help Phil but gets more than hebargained for. 8.30 MasterChef Knockout Weekcontinues, as the 14 best amateurchefs continue to battle it out in ahigh pressured cook-off. 9.00 Peter Kay’s Comedy Shuffle Acelebration of over twenty years ofone of Britain’s most popularcomedians. This episode catches upwith full-time diva GeraldineMcQueen, visits the grand re-openingof the Phoenix Club and Peter playssome misheard song lyrics.9.30 I Want My Wife BackRomantic comedy. On his way backfrom another work trip, Murray hearsthat his beloved wife Bex might beleaving him on her 40th birthday. 10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.30 South East Today 10.45 Have I Got A Bit More NewsFor You The extended version of thesatirical news quiz. 11.30 The Graham Norton Show 12.15am World ChampionshipSnooker - Extra 3.15 SnookerClassic Matches 5.15 Weather ForThe Week Ahead 5.20 BBC News

6.00am Bostin Bear Club 6.30 TellusA Story (x2) 7.00 Brighton Hi-Lights7.30 Burn Up With Natalie 8.00Brighton Hi-Lights 8.30 The Vote 9.00The Vote 9.30 The Newspapers 10.00Growing Concerns 10.30 The Vote11.00 The Vote 11.30 Kippo And TheBone 12.00pm Bookenders 12.30Land Rovers Live 1.00 TheNewspapers 1.30 Growing Concerns2.00 BWC British Wrestling Weekly3.00 Latest TV's Big News 4.00 Love That Car 4.30 Millionaires' Row 5.00 Live At The Latest: Noble Jacks6.00 Latest News6.25 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute TellyShow6.30 The Newspapers7.00 Brighton Album Chart Show7.30 Latest News7.55 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute TellyShow8.00 The Vote8.30 Carib-Asian Cookery SherrieEugene-Hart and Pat Hart blend aninfusion of Caribbean and Asian Food. 9.00 Latest News 9.25 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute TellyShow9.30 Cook It Andrew Kay presentsthe no frills and fun cookeryprogramme.10.00 Northern Cuisine Gareth Kylecontinues his culinary tour of greatfood destinations in the north-east. 10.30 Latest News 10.55 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute TellyShow11.00 CoquetBar Breakfast InBrighton11.30 On The Verge12.00am Latest News 12.25 GuyLloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 12.30The Newspapers 1.00 Brighton AlbumChart Show 1.30 The Vote 2.00 Carib-Asian Cookery 2.30 Cook It 3.00Northern Cuisine 3.30 CoquetBarBreakfast In Brighton 4.00 On TheVerge 4.30 Carib-Asian Cookery 5.00The Newspapers 5.30 Brighton AlbumChart Show

BBC26.00am The Sheriffs Are Coming 6.45 Escape To The Country 7.30 Think Tank 8.15 Put Your Money Where YourMouth Is 9.00 Caught Red Handed 9.30 Gardeners’ World 10.00 World Championship Snooker 12.00pm Daily Politics 1.00 World Championship Snooker

6.00 Eggheads Jeremy Vine hoststhe quiz show.6.30 The Hairy Bikers’ Pubs ThatBuilt Britain Si and Dave uncover370 years of pub history in aYorkshire pub.7.00 Antiques Road Trip Oldies onthe roadies.8.00 University Challenge It is thegrand final of the student quiz.Jeremy Paxman asks the questions.8.30 An Island Parish: ShetlandSeries following community life onShetland’s most northerly island,Unst. Sula the Shetland pony isspruced up for the annual UnstAgricultural Show as Frank nervouslywaits to see how she will cope infront of the judges. 9.00 The People V OJ Simpson:American Crime Story Dramabased on the infamous trial.10.00 Live At The Apollo Stand-upcomedy from the HammersmithApollo. The famously quick-wittedDara O Briain introduces two ofcomedy’s biggest stars - razor-sharpcomic Zoe Lyons and the talentedPaul Chowdhry.10.30 Newsnight 11.25 World ChampionshipSnooker Highlights Highlights fromday three in Sheffield. 12.15am Tom Jones’s 1950s: TheDecade That Made Me 1.15 SignZone: MasterChef 2.15 Sign Zone:The Celebrity Apprentice USA


6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.25 Party Election Broadcast ByThe Conservative Party6.30 ITV Evening News7.00 Emmerdale Rhona and Paddyare set to leave. 7.30 Coronation Street It is abaptism of fire for baby Harry. Izzyand Gary face a backlash. 8.00 Further Tales FromNorthumberland With RobsonGreen Robson Green continues toexplore his home county - one of themost fascinating, remote andbeautiful parts of Great Britain. In thelast episode of the series, Robsontravels along the sweeping sands ofthe coastline between Howick andBamburgh. 8.30 Coronation Street Billy putsSarah’s mind at ease. Jenny speaksup for Izzy. 9.00 Marcella See highlights.10.00 ITV News At Ten10.30 ITV News Meridian 10.40 Regional News AndWeather 10.45 The Agenda Tom Bradbydiscusses the big issues of the weekwith four high profile guests in frontof a studio audience.11.30 The Chase Bradley Walshhosts as four contestants come faceto face with The Chaser. 12.25am Jackpot247 3.00 TheJeremy Kyle Show 3.55 ITVNightscreen 5.05 Jeremy Kyle Show

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