________ II:Electric Boogaloo

Referencing a sequel to a 1984 movie about break dancing. Brilliant.

________ ForPresident

Vote for me! I'll lower taxes and hand out free puppies!

All players must attempt to sing their cards to the tune of "Hail to the Chief."

________.tumblr.com

There's a Tumblr blog for everything. EVERYTHING.

Players can combine two Comment Cards into one answer if they want.

________ is thenew black.

You wouldn't want to be caught with the wrong kind of black, would you? …That came out wrong.

83% of doctorsrecommend ________ every day as a way to reduce the risk of cancer.

72% of statistics are made up.

________: TheFinal Frontier

These are the tasteless card games…

Bella would forever treasure Edward's gift of ________.

What does a sparkly vampire get for the girl who stutters everything?

An apple a day keeps ________ away.

Doctors are known to flee in terror from apples.

Hand size becomes11 until another card changes it.

During the Cold War years, Russians would wait in line for hours just for ________.

In Soviet Russia, line… waits in you…?

Better dead than ________.

Blue! No, wait, RED!

Following a success-ful Kickstarter cam-paign, they're going to build a monument to ________.

They got funding to build a RoboCop statue in Detroit.

Every time youmasturbate, God is ________.

…watching intently?

Friends help friends move. Real friends help friends move ________.

That said, I coulduse some help inthe basement.

Following the death of Steve Jobs, Apple Computer struggled with ________.

How will we sell incre-mental upgrades of our shiny gadgets without him?!

Have ________will travel.

Suitcase? Plane tickets? Handgun?

Got ________?

From "Got Milk," though I'm sure you sick fucks will come up with some-thing horrible.

I for one welcome our ________ overlords.

No one mentionsthe positives of being dominated by a hostile outside force.

Have you ever tried ________... on weed?

The Enhancement Smoker, a rare example of Jon Stewart's acting chops.

I screwed up the job interview by insisting on ________.

A Golden Pony!

Hand size becomes12 until another card changes it.

I got into ________ before it was cool.

Now you can act like a hipster with regard to hipsters.

Indiana Jones and the Temple of ________

Regrets about Kingdom of the Crystal Skull

Hand size becomes9 until another card changes it.

If ________ iswrong, I don't wantto be right!

That would require examining mypreconceptions!

It's the mother ofall ________.

The mother of all clichés.

It tastes like ________ in my mouth!

Party time!Oral party time!

Mary had a little lamb, its fleece was white as ________.

Stop following me.

Players must read their cards in a singsong nurs-ery rhyme voice.

Many are furious with the President for his failure to address the problem of ________.

He's the president! He should use his Magic Oval Powers to fix it!

My gravestone will read, "Here Lies (name): ________."

They'll let you writejust about anythingon a gravestone.

Michael Jackson had a monkey trained for ________.

Monkeys make every-thing better. Almost.

My hilarious new ringtone is the sound of ________.

The Final Countdown played on kazoos?

My hat is ________. Your argument is invalid.

That's quite a hat.

Each player gives one card of their choice to the player to their left.

Our forefathers fought and died so we wouldn't have to deal with ________!

I'm gonna say scurvy.

On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me ________.

…in a tree!

Each player gives their current hand to the player to their right/clockwise.

Remember, the safe word is ________.

We need to do thissafely after all.

Pork: The Other White ________

Wait, what was thefirst white meat?

The best defenseis ________.

I found a list of sports clichés on Wikipedia.

That awkward moment when you realize you're ________.

When you realize you've spent all day writing up cards for this game.

The first rule of ________ is you don't talk about ________.

The second rule of Fight Club? Punch dudes a lot.

For this card read your Comment Card twice, once for each blank.

The Eskimos have 73 words for ________.

But no word for "I am tired of eating whale blubber."

The new craze at the county fair? Deep-friend ________!

A chest pain in every bite!

The Japanese govern-ment has spent billions of yen devel-oping ________.

100 Yen = About 85 Cents

The press picked up the story and took to calling it ________gate.

Ever since Watergate, every scandal, no matter how small, has been something-gate.

Any player who receives no Likes this round may draw 3 Comment Cards.

The new iPhone has an app for ________.

Switching to Android?

The UN is holding an important summit to discuss ________.

Also, 90 minutes ofHugo Chavez.

The road to hell is paved with ________.

I was gonna say skulls.

This is your brain on ________.

Your brain is an egg, your brain on drugs is an egg being fried. I learned that from TV.

They told me I could be anything I wanted, so I became ________.

I became a GOD. What are you doing with your life?

Weapons ofMass ________

I have a vial of white powder to prove it.

Whomever gets the most Likes this round must discard their entire hand. If the result is a tie, all tied players must discard their hands.

Wake up sheeple! JFK actually died because of ________!

Conspiracy!

You have diedof ________.

The Oregon Trailis dangerous.

Why, ________ ismy middle name!

"Tasteless Card Games"

How'd it get burned?

Nicolas Cage (as seen in The Wicker Man) really wants to know.

How do they pun-ished the damnedin hell?

Repent, sinner!

What caused this terrible scar I have?

I have amnesia andI don't remember.

Z

What are YOUdoing to helpsave the earth?

You asshole.Do something.

What did M.C.Hammer's mansion have an entirewing dedicated to?

Lifestyles of the formerly rich and famous.

What could we puton a T-shirt that would sell?

Let's make some money!

If any player has a comment card that begins with the same letter as their first name, they must immediately discard it.

What did you getme for my birthday?

I know better than to expect too much from you fuckers.

The other players must sing the Happy Birthday song to the OP.

What did Wesleyuse the holodeckfor when no onewas looking?

Remember Star Trek: The Next Generation? Please say you do.

What do I hatethe most?

I just hate itsooooo much.

What did your dad get arrested for?

Hope it wassomething good.

What do you see in this Rorschach test?

What do you get for the man who has everything?

Two of everything!

What does Santahave in his sack?

That guy at the mall?Not the real Santa.

Every player must pass 1 comment card of their choice to the player to both their right and their left.

What do you see yourself doing in5 years?

Hopefully something more productive than playing this game.

What is giving me the weirdest boner right now?

It won't stop.

What does Tom Cruise go for after emerging from his Scientology Self-Perfection Pod?

Either jumping on sofas or starring in action movies.

What is Oprah giving away this week?

She is our queen.

Every player gets anextra Like for free!

What is Michael Bay planning to adapt forthe big screen next?

He did Battleship. What's next?

This round each player awards 2 likes to the one player whose Comment they liked best.

What is the #1threat to America?

"Bears!"-Stephen Colbert

What is our besthope for survivingthe coming zombie apocalypse?

I like to call it theZombocalypse.

What is yourworst fear?

I won't use thisinformation for evil. Honest.

What is The Matrix?

A movie starringKeanu Reeves?

What should I call my new punk rock band?

"3D House of Beef"is already taken.

What killedthe dinosaurs?

"The Ice Age!"-Mr. Freeze

What would be the strangest thing to collect?

See, I want to get on that Hoarders show.

This round everyone plays Comment Cards face-down. The OP reads them and picks a winner, who gets 3 Likes.

What will theyauto-tune next?

First Carl Sagan, now they're down to either Snooki or Jim Leher.

What would thetitle of yourautobiography be?

But wouldanyone read it?

What would Jesus do?

I'm pretty sure he wouldn't be playingthis game. Other than that I'm stumped.

What're you doingfor Halloween?

I'm going as anoffensive stereotype!

Whatcha thinking about?

Nothin'. You?

What's keeping you awake at night?

Don't say "existential dread." Everyone says that.

What's got intothat cat?

Seriously, whatthe hell, cat?

What's themagic word?

Avada Kedavra!

Each player draws2 Comment Cards.

What's the bestpart of waking up?

I'm guessing instant coffee doesn't evenmake the list.

What's the most important political issue we face right now?

Gay marriage?Global warming?Honey Boo Boo?

What's the most essential thing for a night of passion?

Oh baby.

What's this tattooI woke up with?

And which one ofyou is behind it?

What's themost racist?

And why won't youstop shouting it at me?

Any player who gains Likes this round cannot gain new comment cards from any source until the end of next round.

What's yourbiggest weakness?

I'll know if you use it against me, you asshole.

What's yourbiggest strength?

All-around awesomeness. And sarcasm.

Who's the gayestof them all?

Mirror, mirror.

Who's that Pokémon?

I can't believe Office corrects "Pokémon" to add an accent over the E.

Why did I get fired?

Probably somethingto do with tastelesscard games.

Why aren't youwearing any pants?

Come on, dude.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get away from the machine that makes mechanically separated chicken meat!

Each player gives their current hand to the player to their left/counter-clockwise.

Why did it allgo wrong?

I mean, there are lotsof possibilities, but…

Why is it I can'tseem to get a date?

You don't have toanswer THAT quickly.

Why did we have to cancel Christmas?

Hopefully zombies.

Worst Olympic sport?

Most cliché answer: curling

Worst ice cream flavor ever?

Ben & Jerry's does have the occasional flop.