Blonde Jokes : The Funniest Clean Blonde Joke Which Will Make You Cry
I'm blonde whats your excuse?
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WRITTEN AND DESIGNED BY
Jenny Green
THIS BOOK IS ABOUT blondes, DESIGNED BY A blonde,
FOR blondes.
THIS BOOK IS ABOUT blondes, DESIGNED BY A blonde,
FOR blondes.
People are always laughing at us...
It looks like fun. Its about time we
laughed with them.
Dont you think?
1. blonde1. blonde
A HAIR COLOUR THAT’S A LIGHT GOLD COLOUR, AND IS USUALLY
ASSOCIATED WITH DITZINESS AND STUPIDITY. USUALLY THEY’RE
JUST AS SMART AS PEOPLE WITH OTHER HAIR COLOURS, BUT SOME OF THEM ACT DUMB
BECAUSE THEY THINK THE WHOLE“DUMB blonde” THING IS CUTE OR
SOMETHING. THEY ARE NOTNECESSARILY PRETTIER THAN BRUNETTES OR
OTHER HAIR COLOURS, BUT SOME OF THEM PUT EXTRA
EFFORT INTO MAKEUP,FASHION AND WEIGHT CONTROL BECAUSE OF
WHAT SOCIETY EXPECTS OF blondes. HAIR COLOUR IS
ENTIRELY SUPERFICIAL, AND IT’S EXTREMELY SHALLOW TO JUDGE ENTIRELY ON A PHYSICAL
FEATURE THAT CAN BE CHANGED ASEASY AS HAIR COLOUR.
CERTAINLY SOME blondes ARE DITZY AND STUPID, BUT SO
CAN ANYONE. LET THEIR PERSONALITY SPEAK FOR ITSELF, NOT
THEIR HAIR.
HOW DO YOU MAKE A blonde LAUGH ON A SATURDAY?
TELL HER A JOKE ON WEDNESDAY.
blonde HAIR IS SEEN THROUGHOUTFAIRY TALES.
blonde HAIR OFTENSUGGESTS...
strengthbeauty
indestructibilityyouth
high value
WHY DID THE blondeTIP TOE PAST THE
MEDICINE CABINET?
BECAUSE SHE DIDNT WANT TO WAKE THE
SLEEPING PILLS.