I am better than your kids. - WordPress.com...Kyle, age 8 You spelled America wrong asshole. Also, I...

From: Paxson, Raymond [[email protected]]Sent: Wednesday, October 09, 2002 12:03 PMTo: Underwood, Brandon; Waskiewicz, Sherell; Spence, Chris; Hathaway, Anne; Long, David;Swies, Shawn; Cortez, Tim; Finlay, Thomas; Nedry, GeoffCc: Yearwood (E-mail); Plunkett (E-mail); '[email protected]'; Anderson, JeffSubject: FW: Judging children's artwork :-) -----Original Message-----From: Kronquist, RichelleSent: Wednesday, October 09, 2002 8:53 AMTo: Paxson, Raymond; '[email protected]'; '[email protected]'; '[email protected]';'[email protected]'; '[email protected]'; '[email protected]'; '[email protected]';'[email protected]'; '[email protected]'Subject: FW: Judging children's artwork :-)

this is one of the funnies things I have ever seen

I am better than your kids.If you work in an office with lots of people, chances are that youwork with a person who hangs pictures up that their kids havedrawn. The pictures are always of some stupid flower or a treewith wheels. These pictures suck; I could draw pictures muchbetter. In fact, I can spell, do math and run faster than your kids.So being that my skills are obviously superior to those of children,I've taken the liberty to judge art work done by other kids on theinternet. I'll be assigning a grade A through F for each piece:

Megan, age 4

First of all, I don't even know whatthis is. If it's supposed to be a dog,then it's the shittiest dog I've everseen. F

Message file:///Users/clairelawton/Downloads/FW Judging children's...

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Kyle, age 8

You spelled America wrong asshole.Also, I could have sworn America'scolors were red, white and blue.There's no yellow anywhere, traitor.F

Lisa, age 6

Holy shit, I almost had a seizurewhen I saw this one. Three words:too many colors. Also, eggs aren'tsupposed to have ears, dipshit.F


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Cameron, age 4

Terrible. F

Bryce, age 10

This one wouldn't be too bad if thecolor was kept inside the lines, youpicked a new perspective, usednon-abrasive colors and askedsomeone with talent to paint it foryou. On one hand I want to give an Afor effort but... F

More crappy children's art workThe premise: I can draw better, spell better, and run faster thanyour kids. So being that my skills are obviously superior to thoseof children, I've taken the liberty to judge art work done by otherkids on the internet. I'll be assigning a grade A through F for eachpiece:


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Jon, age 8

Ding Ding! Here comes theshit-mobile. I've never seen afire truck that needed to beshaved. I would rather beburned to death than be savedby this hairy piece of shit. F

Rachel, age 7

That's interesting, everyone inthis picture is white. Even therainbow is white. Perhaps in anideal world, everyone would bewhite isn't that right, Rachel?Or should I call you RACIST?Nice try, Hitler. F


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Jason, age 6

This one would receive an "A"if the assignment was to throwas much random shit onto apaper as poorly as you can.I've pissed patterns on snowthat look more coherent thanthis. F

Seth, age 4

Vrrrroooooooooooommmmmm!F


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Kelly, age 9

This was a Christmas gift fromKelly to her parents. Good jobKelly, now pack up your shitand find a foster home. If mykids tried to pass this off as agift, they'd come home fromschool and find all their shitoutside in a box. What a lousygift, seriously. You give themvideo games and toys, andthey give you some half-asseddrawing with a crooked tree. Iwonder how much a gift likethis would set someone back.Five, maybe ten minutes to finda napkin and some markers? F

I can't believe how much I rule. More crappy children's art work:

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