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Hindi Jokes

Mazedar Hindi Jokes

Sher Ka Puttar :

Ek Srdar apne Bete se bola oye ghabra mat Tu sher ka puttar hai.

Beta: oye papaji, acha hua bata diya teacher bhi ye hi puchti he ki Tu kis janwar ki aulad hai.?

Doctor Ki Likhai :

Doctor Parche pe aisa kya likhta hai jo kewal Medical Store waale hi samajh paate hai..

Wo likhte hai:---"Maine to Loot Liya tu bhi Loot le...!"

Batao na.!!

Wife: Ji apko mujhme kya accha lagta hai meri samajhdari ya meri beauty..

Husband: Mujhe to ye tumhari Majak karne ki aadat bahut achi lagti hai..

Kya hai?

ek bar American, Pakistani, Or Chinese Chand Per Gaye. Tino ne Neche Dekha To Zameen Per ek Lambi Line Nazar aee.

American : Ye NASA Ki Building Hai.

Chinese: Nhi Ye Cheen Ki Deewar Hai.

Pakistani: Na, Na, Na, Yeh To Na Building Hai Or Na Deewar, YeTo Utility Store K Bahr cheni leny Walon Ki Line Hai..!

Aur Bhi Hai..

Sardar :- Yar iska matlab kya hota hai, "I AM GOING"?

Friend :- Main jaa raha hun.

Sardar :- Saaley, aise kaise jayega, 20 aur bhi aise ja chuke hain....answer bata ke jaa..

Nahi Aata:

Ek Sardar ne ek bachy se pucha k tum ko a,b,c Aaty hai to bachy ne keha k mujy 9 tak aty hia..

Sardar ne bachy se keha k oyee Ullu k pathy a,b,c main 9 nahi aata.

Fir Bhi!!

Sardar Ne Jalte Hue Makan Se 6 Logo Ko Apni Jaan Pe Khelkar Bahar NikalaFir Bhi Usko Jail Ho Gayi

Kyun...

Kyun..Ki Vo Sab Firebrigade Wale The.

Jor Se Bolo:Teacher to class: A for?

Class: Apple

Teacher: Jor Se Bolo

Class: Jai Mata Di!

Gita pe haath Kabhi Nahi :

vakil Lalu se : "Gita pe haath rakhkar kaho ke......

Lalu : "Yeh kya laga rakha hai, Sita ko haath lagaya to court mein Bulaya. Ab fir Gita pe hat rakhunga to sasura aap use bhi bulwa lenge...!''.3 Din:

Maalik Makaan : Mein tumko kiraya dene ke liye aur 3 din ki mohlat deta hun.

Santa : Theek hai ji, mein Diwali Holi aur Chrismas ke 3 din select karta hoon.

Main Mera:

Bachha (phone par): Madam, mera beta aaj school nahi aaygea?

Madam: Aap kon bol rahe ho Ji?

Bachha : Main Mera papa bol rahe hoon.

Palan Poshan:Ek 10 saal ka Bachha bohot dhyan se ek book pad raha tha, jiska title tha: "Bachhon ka paalan poshan kaise kare".

Mother : yeh book kyon pad rahe ho.

Bachha : Mein yeh dekhna chahta hun ke mera paalan poshan theek tara se ho raha hai ya nahi.

Use Bande Ki Jeb Mai Thi:

Santa: Tuhari car ka tyre puncture kaise hua?

Driver Banta: Ik daaru ki bottle iske neeche aa gayi thi.

Santa: Tumhe bottle nazar nahi aayi?

Driver Banta: Bottle uss bande ki jeb me thi jo meri car ke neeche aaya tha.

Love:Boyfriend apni girlfriend ko I love you kehta hai aur geer jata hai.

Girlfriend :- Yeh kya kar rahe ho?

Funny Boyfriend :- I'm falling in love.

Hole in the Umbrella:

Ek sardar ki chatri me hole tha kisine pucha,umbrella me hole kyu?

2nd sardar: agar koi bomb raste me phat gia to?

Sardar bola,Oye barish ruk jayegi to pata kaise chalega.

Fasi Ki Khushi se:

Police:Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phasi di jayegi.

Sardar: Ha Ha Ha Ha!

Sardar (Khusi se) : Main to uthta hi subha 9 baje hon!!!

{Source: Hindi Jokes}

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